Monday, September 21, 2020

Mass Shootings Are Up

The Tribune actually used the term "mass shooting" for some reason, but left out actual important info - can you spot it?

  • Two mass shootings have left at least nine people injured in attacks in the South Side’s West Pullman and West Englewood neighborhoods on Saturday evening, officials said.

    Most recently, about 5:45 p.m. in West Pullman neighborhood, five people were injured the 12200 block of South May Street, according to Chicago Fire Department spokesman Larry Langford.

    Witnesses said two black cars tore down the street and began shooting at people who were standing on a sidewalk, a porch and inside a home at the May Street address, police said.

    [...] The West Englewood attack took place in the 6800 block of South Claremont Avenue about 5 p.m. police said.

    A group was standing at the Claremont address when, according to a witness, a gunman opened fire, hitting four in the group, before running away through an alley near 69th Street.

This during a weekend when another forty-plus Chicagoans ended up with extra holes in their bodies, even with the temps ending up in a pleasant autumn-like range.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over the weekend, two 4-hitters, two 3-hitters...HeyJackass is a plethora of statistics.

9/21/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger katikati said...

The cars were black? That's racist, man.

9/21/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mass shooting
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A mass shooting is an incident involving multiple victims of gun violence. There is no widely accepted definition of the term mass shooting. The United States' FBI follows the Investigative Assistance for Violent Crimes Act of 2012 definition for active shooter incidents and mass killings (defined by the law as three or more people) in public places. Based on this, it is generally agreed that a mass shooting is whenever three or more people are shot (injured or killed), not including the shooters.[1]

Damn! Looks like Chicago has an epidemic of mass shootings.

9/21/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to discontinue the production of black cars if they are shooting people. I'm sure the ACLU will file a motion to protect black cars. Sorry, I mean African-American cars. #blackcarsmatter

9/21/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Witnesses said two black cars tore down the street and began shooting at people who were standing on a sidewalk, a porch and inside a home at the May Street address..."

They undoubtedly meant "two Black MALES," but the auto-correct on their computers changed it to CARS.


9/21/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black cars? That's racist!

9/21/2020 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but they are mostly peaceful mass shootings.

9/21/2020 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty soon you won’t be able to say black cars.....just cars.

9/21/2020 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

600 by the end of September, October should b a record setting month!

9/21/2020 04:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Witnesses said two black cars tore down the street and began shooting at people "

Holy Crap!!! The damn cars are armed now too!

9/21/2020 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

description of shooter?

9/21/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Tribune actually used the term "mass shooting" for some reason, but left out actual important info - can you spot it?

What are talking about, they mentioned the cars were black...

9/21/2020 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATT downtown getting ready to permanently close its doors.

Lawry’s gone as of New Year also.

Nice city Larri! How many more businesses leaving due to your masters plan to remove Orange Man Bad?

9/21/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes they didn't note that the two BLACK cars had Indiana plates. Those damn Hoosiers again. What I want to know is where to buy a shooting car or SUV.

9/21/2020 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

had to be white people in Black Face. We all know BLM in Chicago. Right?

9/21/2020 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the new James Bond option on most new cars where they can shoot all by themselves.

9/21/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

I do miss the smell of burning leaves. It compliments the smell of gunpowder nicely.

9/21/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more ventilations the better hopefully they get better at their aiming skills need to get to the nearest range practice makes perfect keep up the good work

9/21/2020 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Jimmy Kimmel can tell us again how black lives matter. Maybe he can go talk to the bangers for us and convince them to stop shooting black people. Maybe he can live for a week or 2 with them, and see first hand. Maybe he can trade houses with a west side family, save their lives. Or maybe, he can just continue to live in his bubble and spew platitudes.

Black lives do not matter to black people. Nor white lives, nor brown lives, nor any life.

9/21/2020 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man, black cars driving around shooting at people. When are we going to do something about this black car on black car violence?!

9/21/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be one of those Trump car caravans.

9/21/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

slow news day. they needed the 500 words to bolster their blatant bullshit.

9/21/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After assaulting poor Jussie, putting a noose around his neck, and splashing him with bleach, the two MAGA hat wearing assailants were then thrown out of the Klan for driving away in a BLACK car.

9/21/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out for those black cars, there's obviously a correlation there.

9/21/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Carter’s medals will be giving a press conference/dance review today to address.

9/21/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're in for a world of hurt if cars have learned how to wield guns.

Black Cars Matter

9/21/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good. Fuck Chicago. This job's not worth it anymore.

9/21/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This absurd reporting can be explained this way: the media - Hollywood, television, newspapers, and the corporate internet adhere to a policy of only presenting blacks in positive ways and of constantly promoting their image. Any and all negativity connected to them is somehow attributed to nonhuman external forces. Thus the phrases "gun crime", "food deserts" , "communities plagued by violence", "failing schools". When blacks do good or good is done for them, their race is presented predominantly - but when they do bad, their race magically vanishes.

It is an Orwellian mindset that has now reached the level of a religion.

9/21/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...


9/21/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just standing around, sitting on the porch after supper.
If we don’t act now, 40,000 people will overwhelm our hospital system.
The Injun Summer of Larri begins Sept 22.

If I had a $56 for every person that was shot/kilt in this city so far, I would have paid off my mortgage in August.

9/21/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media won't call out those responsible. ITS THOSE DAMN REPUBLICANS!

9/21/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crime wave continues however just was lmao,on the news the city said shootings are down,wtf talk about messing with statistics,but they again democrats lie and people/folks die! Just looked at a caucasion girl about 12 years old with-friends riding bikes with a blm shirt on and telling her friends "Cops show respect when you wear shirts like this,and her teacher advised the students to wear this!" This is on 811 beat, as said many times liberalism is a mental disorder, you wonder what are parents her parents thinking?

9/21/2020 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"two black cars tore down the street and began shooting"....we need to ban black cars, blk cars are killing our children, we demand reparations from black cars manufacturers for making racist black cars.

9/21/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The article says "two black cars" but doesn't say the skin color of the offenders.


9/21/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mass shootings are froggy approved no doubt.

how else are you gonna stop those illagal and unhealthy mass gatherings

9/21/2020 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only were the cars black, but they were also shooting at people. These cars are amazing!

9/21/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was this another “mostly peaceful” gathering? It was, except for a few seconds when the bullets were in flight...

9/21/2020 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"...What I want to know is where to buy a shooting car or SUV..."

Y'all steals 'em. Duh...

9/21/2020 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shootings 'way up in other places, too...

Furious New Yorkers paint a giant BLM-style 'f*** Cuomo and de Blasio' mural onto a Brooklyn street amid surge in crime in the city

Coppers saw THIS paint party and just laughed...

9/21/2020 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The days are gone when Pullman meant Pullman.

9/21/2020 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mention that two black cars tore down the street. That is just so racist. They should have left out the color of the car!!!!!

9/21/2020 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAIT, you think they are up now,, just wait to Schools in Chicago (you know the ones that don't want police) just wait till they have their first active shooter situation!! by the grace of God, it hasn't happened here, but it will!!

9/21/2020 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI - HeyJackass upped the month-end estimate.
It was 579, now it's been bumped to 594.
Probably a good idea since we're only 8 bodies short of the 20-year high from 2016 and we've got over a week to go.

9/21/2020 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything under 13 in Chicago is normal.

9/21/2020 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was one of those black SUVs a Tahoe by any chance? Did any off the witnesses describe being shot at by a balding, wall-eyed creature, wearing a bad suit and sitting in a child's booster seat so it could fire out the window?

What am I saying, the shooting happened over the weekend, so it couldn't have been Groot, she flees town on Fridays.

9/21/2020 08:48:00 PM  
Blogger Butkus51 said...

Ha, I grew up on 122 may

I remember the 67 snowstorm, the whole block got together and shoveled the street. Times have changed.

9/21/2020 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Carter’s medals will be giving a press conference/dance review today to address.

Again, LMAO... you guys are too funny. Surrounded by absurdity but still could make us bust a gut!

9/21/2020 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed they didn’t capitalize Black when they described the cars...shameful!

9/22/2020 05:21:00 AM  

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