Saturday, November 14, 2020

I Don't Know This Guy

Details on the Crimesha name-dropper:

  • A man who’s on parole for carjacking the Chicago Tribune’s overnight crime reporter accidentally shot himself in the leg with an illegal handgun during a police street stop on Wednesday afternoon, prosecutors said. He’s now being held without bail and will likely be heading back to prison.

    Early on December 4, 2017, Noriyhea Evans was “celebrating” his 18th birthday with a friend when the duo walked up to a woman as she sat inside a car on the parking lot of a Dunkin’ Donuts in Bridgeport. The men knocked on the car window and ordered the woman out. Then, they sped away with her vehicle.

    As it turned out, the woman, then 29-years-old, was the Chicago Tribune’s overnight crime reporter. She was sitting in a company car waiting for a story to break when the story came to her — via Evans and the other guy.

And the amusing part:

  • While speaking with investigators Wednesday night, Evans reportedly told cops that he is a member of Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx’s extended family. One source said he claimed to be her cousin, while another said he claimed that his mother is Foxx’s cousin.

    Foxx’s spokesperson told CWBChicago that Foxx “has no idea who this person is or if they are related to her.”

Which would make him a second-cousin or something similar.

The Tribune has a story at this embedded link. Somehow, they make it through the entire incident without once mentioning the fact that his previous arrest for car-jacking the Tribune's own crime reporter nor the repeated claims of "Don't you know who I'm related to?"

Must have something to do with anything that reflects badly on a democrat is immediately hidden and stuffed down the memory-hole.

And only the CWB Blog manages to do any real reporting.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Gone wit'cho lyin' ass!"

11/14/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she is his "play" cousin. In the way of the "hood", "play" cousins are considered to be the real deal.

11/14/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My girlfriend had a hamster named Noriyhea.

11/14/2020 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction.. its his "play" cousin

11/14/2020 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gotta be a second play-cousin

11/14/2020 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Massive corruption everywhere.

They don't even try to hide it, because the media won't report on it.

Yet another example:

The more that comes out, the more the media seems to be the main cog in the corruption machine.

11/14/2020 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Foxx’s spokesperson told CWBChicago that Foxx “has no idea who this person is or if they are related to her.”

Of course Foxx knows who Evans is. She needed a spokesperson to shield her from the media. If she appeared before the media they might ask her about her relationship with Evans. Can’t have that happening so she keeps her distance and then everybody forgets about it. The Democrats hide behind their press staffs rarely answering questions unless it’s a softball question like, “What’s your favorite ice cream flavor Speaker Pelosi?” And what kind of questions can you ask through a third person that has nothing to do with the allegation? The politicians have everyone buffaloed. They are supposed to be accountable, they are anything but. See, now you even forgot what the story was about.

11/14/2020 02:31:00 AM  
Blogger Paul Huebl Crimefile News said...

Chicago is beyond all hope...

11/14/2020 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mother's cousin = first cousin once removed

sorry, had to throw that in there - it's come up recently

11/14/2020 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No such thing as a reporter anymore. Scumbag broad moves here from the East coast to teach journalism. Gets a job at a major university downtown as some kind of teacher. Joins Next-door and makes strange comments. Later she changes her name on Next door and begins to chastise all the people of Chicago for calling the cops on an installer who can't find an address and drives around the block a lot. Proclaims that everyone here is racist. Month later she makes wild accusations against a "white man" (in the headline) for making comments about her ass on the bike trail. So she's a reporter, right? No photo, no other description, no police report, no witnesses, nothing except her previous proclamation that we are racist and she's coming for us. Another neighborhood goof chimes in and shoots her theory down in 2 minutes, so she soils her drawers and quits the blog. These people are here to hurt you and get you fired. That's it. You shouldn't be talking to them or assisting them in any way. The whole journalism community is being polluted by these thugs. If you think policing is a thing of the past, look at journalism some time. while the standards keep going up for police, journalism will take the bottom of the barrel. Journalists and policemen are evaporating at the same rate, and if they disappear, they will disappear together. People who want to be a journalist ignore the fact that a career in that field is like playing musical chairs every day, and they only way to get that chair is to blindly follow the editors agenda and say whatever they want to hear in a city where no one wants to hear it. Almost like Russia. Even the investigative reporters, the traditionally solid, tough unflappable defenders of the people are caged by the editors with their scope reduced to petty and unimportant trifles. CWB should get the recognition it deserves, as they are the only honest, old school hard nosed defenders of the realm left. When they fall, you'll know it's truly over.

11/14/2020 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its called "Play Auntie" squad. didn't you ever work these 'hoods?

11/14/2020 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m a civilian in 018 and subscribe to CWB because they actually perform journalism. I have no idea who they are, but they consistently tell me about what’s happening in my neighborhood instead of my Aldercuck and the media. Definitely worth throwing beer money to periodically for a donation,

11/14/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To bad the inbred dumb fuck didn't shoot himself in the main vein or the pumpkin patch.

11/14/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty said...

"Noriyhea." Sounds like a bowel disease.

11/14/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t another reporter car jacked in that lot at 31st and Halsted a few years back?

11/14/2020 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And today, the Tribune runs a story about budget cuts at the County jail, leading off with a boo hoo hoo story about an inmate that died there from the corona virus. It goes on and on about his wife going to the jail to protest, but not once in this lengthy article does it mention what this guy was awaiting trial for. If you're gonna bitch slap Dart for something, why not be fair about it and say what the guy was in for and maybe some attribution as to why he wasn't let go to do whatever the fuck it was that landed him in the County jail in the first place.

Must be one of Northwestern's innocence project graduates that wrote it.

11/14/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only in Chicago!! LOL

11/14/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed yesterday for some reason.
This story can't beat underwear, fire, and an aerosol can.

11/14/2020 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The evil police willed that gun to go off with their minds. Diabolical

11/14/2020 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm the old play cousin caper ..saw it many times in our former career

11/14/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.... but hey she’s elected so... forget it. They voted for it. Be safe, look out for each other, call the super over, and get home

11/14/2020 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like Cabrini Kin did not know Jucy Smellet......

11/14/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This country is so fucked. Journalism is dead. So is the 2-Party political system.

11/14/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such nuisances! You can't even do these clowns a favor with socialism. You give them free stuff and keep them out of jail, they still come up with a 6 digit bill at the hospital. They also use up police resources, are a danger to others, and provoke further issues by pissing off other clowns. The profess then continues and so does murder capital. BUT THE POLICE OUR THE PROBLEM.
Race cards....and nonsense liberal policies.

11/14/2020 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which would make him a second-cousin or something similar.

That would make them her play cousins, you gotta love that touching, heartwarming ancestral moment...

11/14/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Eric Coomer is the head of security for Dominion voting systems and a known Antifia supporter, Trump hater, cop hater, etc., This guy runs the show. Look what he says about

Eric Coomer is one of the names that will go down in infamy. He is also someone Dominion Software Systems would love to forget. Coomer is being scrubbed from the internet over two issues that Dominion recognizes are huge problems they hope to distance themselves from.

The first is an interview he gave in 2016. Coomer was asked if it was possible to bypass election systems software and go directly to the data tables that manage systems running elections in Illinois.

His response was, “Yes, if they have access.”

Coomer was speaking with Sharon Meroni, of “Defend the Vote.”

“Bypassing the election systems software means whoever has access can potentially manipulate the vote without many risks of detection. So the question needs to be asked, who has access to these data tables?” Meroni reports.

“We asked Dr. Coomer that question. Dr. Coomer replied, ‘Vendors, election officials, and others who need to be granted access.’”

“This is explosive information,” Meroni adds. “Dr. Coomer’s statement is an admission that various vendors, election officials, and others have access to the back end data tables that permit bypassing the operating system’s configuration.”

It is notable that when someone accesses these systems from a data table, their actions are not logged by the system; thereby making detection much more problematic. This contradicts Dr. Coomer’s assurances that the system is secure.

11/14/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fibune Ace Crime reporter gets carjacked while waiting in a doughnut shop parking lot. This is Pulitzer Prize material. I am surprised the Fib would want to hide the facts that a proud member of the Kim Fuxx crime family victimized a member of the radicle left Socialist media. Kimmy gots to sit that repeat offender down and make him understand that its ok to rob anyone but not the leftist media types. In Murder City you gotsa know the rulles.

11/14/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need real reports like Bulldog Drummond back!
This clip after a Bears loss is classic:

11/14/2020 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Held without bail is highly unusual, considering the job, no prospects, no nuttin and this global pandemic.

“...or IF, they’re related”. Leaves room for interpretation.
It ain’t me doe. It was my cousin. Never heard that one before.
Of course then there’s play-cousins. Whole different thing, understand. Still counts as family if entitlemint benefits are at stake or for the taking.

Six degrees of separation stuff, let me get it rolling here; isn’t that DD close to where Jugghaid Slumpt’off? Wasn’t he a cabrini-cousin to KmmmFxxxxUp, who has an elected position association with Kameltoe Harris, who Juicce Swollette claimed was his cousin, which she denied...

Deny...and don’t axe me about that anymore.

11/14/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Previous post says “... Proclaims that everyone here is racist. ...”


That’s their catch-all when things don’t go right for them.
Or when they don’t like to be told the truth to their dislike.
Been that way ever since the word was created.

Big abuser of that “racist” word is Dahleen, whose mother could not spell Darlene.

11/14/2020 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She didn't know Jussie Smollet, or the guy (SJW) who got arrested and named her as being known to him even though he had her personal cell phone number. Thanks' cook county voters for re-electing another real lying POS. It's easy to tell when a politician in cook county is lying, their lips are moving...
Never, Ever, re-elect anybody in cook county for the foreseeable future.

11/14/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger froggy said...

The Party, The Party, The Party.
I grew up in Beverly, and I was told by the local apparatchiks, that you don't have to like the candidate(Obama), but you must support the parties ticket. Nothing is more important than the Party.
I look at these local small businesses and restaurants and feel bad for them. We're being lied to in order for The Party to rule by fear, and its destroying lives, for The Party.
Well over 40% of the 19th Ward voted for Trump, so maybe some of you are waking up, and maybe if you fight back we can break the death spiral that The Party has lost control of.
Covid is not going away. Maybe a vaccine will save the day, but hiding in the basement in a politically forced lockdown waiting for it will destroy more lives. The cure can't be worse than the disease. So we need to learn to live with it. Protect the vulnerable, and let everyone else live.
And FUCK The Democratic Party and its lifelong leeches living off the backs of their neighbors.

11/14/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got noriyhea the last time I was in Cancun. The doctor was quite nice. He gave me some antibiotics.

11/14/2020 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Noriyhea Evans."

How was that spelled five minutes ago, and how will it be spelled tomorrow?

I recall a couple of funny newspaper articles about these new "naming conventions" back around 1980.


What must it be like going through the day, trying to get things done, with a name >you< can't even pronounce?

...but perhaps there is no real interaction with operative society anyway, nothing to get done besides "street business."

Operation Exile would mean a small savings to Illinois taxpayers, BOP instead of IDOC...

11/14/2020 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous SCC, check out the Dave Savini connection said...

So Dave Savini did a little hit piece on CPD body cams never being turned on for 62k stops.. even though that gang investigations, narcotics and gang enforcement did the majority of those stops who aren’t issued BWCs. Either way, he does a dramatic piece on a guy named Marcus Smith who had a gun pointed at him. So after watching I did a little searching because Savini is a WHORE for the civil attorneys and constantly does hit pieces as favors to the civil attornies so their case can get some attention and either persuade a future jury or pressure the city to settle quickly to take the spotlight off or hope that the city then CHANGES policy as a knee jerk reaction to the news story, then the civil attorney can say the city changed it police admitting it was wrong. Either way wouldn’t you know it, Marcus Smith and his mother filed a federal lawsuit in November of 2019 regarding this very incident that Savini is reporting on. So I then look and find out who the civil attorney is and it’s a lawyer named Deidre Baumann. I do some digging on Deidre and she is a civil attorney who commonly sues police departments. Then I do the normal digging and find her Facebook page which is public. Her friends are public also. Who is one of Deidre Baumann‘s Facebook friends??? That’s right, Dave Savini. So obviously this civil attorney reached out to Savini and asked him to do a piece on her case.. I’m sure as a “favor”. My question is, I’d Savini getting back room cash deals from these civil attorneys to report their case and possibly sway a settlement or taint a potential future jury pool?? He’s done it time and time Again all related to lawsuits. What’s interesting here is never a mention of a lawsuit or interview with the lawyer, as if they didn’t want that to get out so there is a connection. If there is a settlement is Savini getting a silent cut from the lawyers?? You bet your ass he is. He’s in the pocket of the civil lawyers snd the lawyers are using him as a tool to strengthen their case and force the cities hand with a quick payout.

11/14/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Re-fund the police! Minneapolis authorizes $500k to hire cops from OTHER forces after officers leave in wake of BLM protests and rising crime with more than 500 people shot this year

Here, the success story of domestic policy formulated by Saul Alinsky, George Soros and the People's Republic of China, with a supporting cast of Fentanyl Floyd, morbidly obese porch mamas, and a bunch of screaming dickhead white kids throwing s__t.

"Defund" does seem like a non-starter, huh?

11/14/2020 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeh, fuck them all!

11/14/2020 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CWB are the only real crime reporters in Chicago

11/14/2020 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fake news is the reason Kim fox was elected and slow joey is president elect by fake news
pray karma for all that voted the two that support violent career offenders
may they and family meet these offenders after dark.

11/14/2020 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the old days, you'd take Imodium for Noriyhea.

11/14/2020 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s in charge of the FTO program....why are we letting ftos train ppos on beats like 2211? First off they aren’t learning anything except how to dog jobs and shop while on duty...why aren’t they put on beats with crime?

11/14/2020 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Journalism. From Mike Royko to this in a very short time. I am saddened...

11/14/2020 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what would be helpful? If news outlets and blogs would identify gang affiliations when there are shootings and such. Otherwise it's like reading sports scores without identifying the teams. "And in the latest news, a 9th inning home run clinched it. Final score 5 to 3." OK, but who won?

11/14/2020 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A career as a " journalist" is a dead end job that pays little. More of an ego thing now that actually doing anything productive. Say nothing to any reporter, give them no special treatment, stay away from them. They do not like you. Same goes for most teachers.

11/14/2020 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Play Uncle

11/14/2020 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know nothing, Nothing!

11/14/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the Illinois Dept. of Corrections public website Inmate Search, the offender has 3 felonies on him:
1) Aid/Abet/Poss/Sell Stolen Vehicle
2) Escape/Viol Electronic Monitoring
3) Vehicle Hijacking
IDOC Inmate #Y34805, listed name: Evans, Noriyhea.

11/14/2020 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/14/2020 06:27:00 AM

Couldn’t agree more about “journalism.” I’ve been very leery buying into neighborhood “news.” People get on neighborhood blogs and report their take on stuff as news. Sorry, even this blog always has to be looked at as that...a blog, opinion. It can be a source but facts need to be checked. I do think we, police, do have an advantage for actual legitimate news because we are on the inside of it. Nonetheless, I’ve seen a few lives ruined the past few years, not celebrities or politicians, but regular working people because of alleged “news, Facebook posts, viral videos etc. I have a friend who had a “newsworthy” event happen to them. It cost them their job though no criminal case was ever found. As they have spent the better part of a year trying to clear all google links to their name, their 12 year old child out of curiosity googled her own name and found the story about their parent linked to the child’s name. Can anyone say, “LAWSUIT.” Again, I think most of you are fools for participating in Facebook, Twitter, Tik Tok etc. These companies truly own the ordinary man. They are the biggest source of disinformation in addition to MSM. Each time you participate, you make them a little richer. You don’t think Social Media and Amazon benefit from lockdowns and people’s isolation? I hate every single one of them. I was suspect of them when it became a thing, participated & get off 5 years ago. This is the only social media thing I read and I take breaks often when a sense of desperation seeps into my soul.

11/14/2020 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You know what would be helpful? If news outlets and blogs would identify gang affiliations when there are shootings and such. Otherwise it's like reading sports scores without identifying the teams. "And in the latest news, a 9th inning home run clinched it. Final score 5 to 3." OK, but who won?

11/14/2020 05:10:00 PM

We don't have the Nat Felon League or Baseball with sports betting rampant in the city, how about this instead?

11/14/2020 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A career as a " journalist" is a dead end job that pays little. More of an ego thing now that actually doing anything productive. Say nothing to any reporter, give them no special treatment, stay away from them. They do not like you. Same goes for most teachers.

11/14/2020 05:44:00 PM

Agreed, I had to take a call one day at the Area, long story short it was really a civil dispute and/or a job for financial crimes about a rental from Airbnb( she had called me at HGS). I tried to tell the woman that this was not correct office & that first she needed to make a police report (she had not done that). She didn’t want a police report, what she wanted was for us “the police” to give the guy who ripped her off a “talking to”, put a little pressure on him. I related that’s not how it works: make a report, it gets assigned, we talk to all involved etc. This is the same type of person that wants you to kick down doors because they know the person that stole their stuff lives there. Yet, it’s also the same person who thinks the police should have less & less tools to do their jobs. I was not blowing her off, was trying to give her the appropriate contacts, she was staying in Hyde Park. She kept talking over me & then condescendingly says, “I know that. I’m a reporter.” I wanted to say so badly, “If you’re so smart why did you give out your credit card info to someone you didn’t know?” But I didn’t. She knew everything. I was a lowly detective.

11/14/2020 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Play cousin?

11/14/2020 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s in charge of the FTO program....why are we letting ftos train ppos on beats like 2211? First off they aren’t learning anything except how to dog jobs and shop while on duty...why aren’t they put on beats with crime?

In this climate that may be the best example to set.

11/15/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they’re the reason there is no crime in by.2211. Ya right.

11/15/2020 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Uh. you know, Kim is my play Aunty"!

11/16/2020 11:30:00 AM  

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