MYOB Brownie
From Brownie's e-mail:
- Consistent with the Mayor’s advisory, Department members and their families should limit traveling outside of the home to going to work or for essential needs. Wear masks and practice social distancing when you must leave your home. Do not have gatherings in your home with anybody from outside your household and avoid all non-essential out-of-state travel. If travel is essential, then follow the city’s travel advisory regarding testing and quarantining
This isn't Red China yet chump. Maybe pass an actual law that is Constitutionally sound first?
In the meantime, how about you advise deez nuts? Hard to believe this mope came from Texas.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
75 Comments:
Tell that to that shitty mayor when she goes celebrating and rallying out there
What in the actual fuck!! Who do these people think they are?! I'm going to go where ever the fuck I please, and I'm going to have my family plus all my neighbors come over for dinner on Thanksgiving.
I liked how the subject line read order but body read advisory. CPS fasttrack
Brownie is on a leash and he knows it.
In it just for the money like Charlie Beck.
As a Texan we don’t claim him. He’s all y’all’s now.
You ain't in Kansas, Bitch. Now suck it up like a twerp.
I hope Cantanzara shows this to the judge who’s ruling on the training sites. Hypocrisy of the highest order with this memo.
Hey Brownie .... I’m off Thanksgiving and having a huge party ! GFY 🦃
FOP? Can someone plz sue these clowns?
So the police can't meet with their own families in their own homes because Brownie doesn't want them to get sick so they can be sent to unappreciative strangers homes?
F U L L.
Big city Texas is no different than big city Chicago, New York, LA or that urban toilet, San Francisco. All democrats, all the time. They're more worried about foolishness than they are about surviving. I'm all for letting these cities drown in their own shit. Just let me move away, first.
Can someone please address the following scenario: you’re wife gets covid. You have children. Are you allowed to hit the medical to care for said sick wife and the kids? Do you get carried a certain code? Do you have to use fmla to get time off unpaid. Nobody know the answer. We had a debate about this the other night. It’s not addressed in any publications from the department.
The mayor has Mr.Brown on a short leash so he’s doing the best he can. Give him time to make us proud to be a part of his team. In the mean time he should just go fuck himself.
Speaking of laws; Registering your firearms is now unconstitutional.
Only Chicago police have to register guns because we are assholes.
There are 3 police officers and 1 sergeant working in gun registration at 35th.
Monday through Friday: DAYS.
Great use of manpower.
I am not a member of CPD anymore but let me see if I have this correct.The Superintendent has been cancelling your days off and requiring that you work over 12 hours a tour of duty for the last 9 months or so.He has been ordering you to travel across the city for virtual training where you sit in a crowded room with about 40 other Officers for 8 hours at a time.Now whatever little time that you have off he is forbidding you to see your friends and family and he is restricting your freedom of travel and movement? You might as well be doing time in a prison.When did this city become part of Red China???
Hey Brownie, you like pizza? Pizza deez nuts!
So Lightfoot is imposing the 10 person limit on Thanksgiving gatherings but Governor Ralph Northam (Virginia-Democrat) says you can have up to 25 people. Why aren't the Dems on the same page. Remember Northam, he is also a physician and appeared in blackface for the college. He also supports abortion even up to the birth of the baby (infanticide). He said if the baby is born during a late term abortion and the mother doesn't want it just put the baby aside and let it die with no care. Biden/Harris support the right to choose and Planed Parenthood which is a fancy name for the abortion industry.
Fuck you brown and by extension lightfeather.
This is still a free country and you can't tell us what to do.
We will enjoy our thanksgiving and you can eat a bag of dicks.
I guess the Mayor didnt get the memo. Rules dont apply to certain people.
COVID is and has always been a globalist/communist scam. It is no more dangerous than the flu. All of the hype from the international media has resulted in lockdowns that have destroyed the economy and yet few deaths. The department wants all of us to wear masks to make the globalist propaganda campaign more effective.
Like our cow town marshal gives two shits about any of us. If rdo's are cancelled on 26-29 some of us will not be sitting down with the family for thanksgiving dinner, we will be stuffed on a bus somewhere getting the kung fu flu. If code brown had a sack he would stop all this bullshit training and put these people in their districts where they belong on a watch. What's more important, meeting some goals that a bunch of beady eyed desk jockeys dreamed up or officer safety.
Hey Dave....since Lori holds your balls in her murse..I mean purse...oh nevermind ....ask her if it's okay to actually enforce ya know...the law....
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In Florida I live in a age restricted mobile home park. Some residents are snowbirds with summer homes up north, Chicago, New York, Ohio, Michigan etc. and are upset that the governor of Florida has opened the state. If you remind them that they are free to return to their closed state up north they say they are here to get away from snow and cold winter weather. So they want it every which way!!!
Come to Florida to escape winters, but want our conservative governor to act like their liberal governors and close the states and set restrictions just for them.
I say send them all back to where they came from and let the rest of us who appreciate our conservative state being open and free live without the complaints.
Hey Brown- G F Y.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can someone please address the following scenario: you’re wife gets covid. You have children. Are you allowed to hit the medical to care for said sick wife and the kids? Do you get carried a certain code? Do you have to use fmla to get time off unpaid. Nobody know the answer. We had a debate about this the other night. It’s not addressed in any publications from the department.
11/15/2020 12:35:00 AM
You've been exposed. You have to quarantine for 2 weeks, right?
Sheesh.
The new "national guidelines" state that if you are a single
person living alone, you may associate with five individuals.
Five only and the same five. Will somebody please tell
me where they come up with these guidelines and what
is the scientific basis for the decisions? The answer is
you can't because they have no foundation in either science
or logic. These fools in charge are making up the game
as they go along. That's been apparent since the summer
months with the on again/off again occupancy regulations
for resturants and bars. They won't be satisfied until they
tank the entire economy, except for Tech Companies and
Government workers.
You might as well be doing time in a prison........................
If you were in prison, you would be released to family and friends because of covid!
Ironic, isn't it?
I don't follow illegal orders.
I'll do as I please in my home! Fuck anyone who thinks I'll told who can come to my house! Brown should resign! Lightfoot should race him to resign!
"The mayor has my back!"
- Gary
I’m not going to lie I threw a shoe for the day after Thanksgiving and I’m going to have a giant Black Friday football party. I anticipate roughly 30-40 degenerate gamblers and hard core drinkers. I know all of these people , but they obviously don’t live with me. I’m giving 2 to 1 odds that if Texas Brown knew where my college football extravaganza is being held he wouldn’t and couldn’t do a god damn thing about it. By 1600 hours on that day I will be well into my eighth ice cold and will have already wagered at least a dime of my OT check. Brownie and Groot can both simultaneously grab one of my balls with their mouth and suck it.
He came from Texas, but he's not a Texan. He is a shitbag political democrat, gibs me dat guy. He has ZERO integrity because if he did he would have told the fakeass mayor to fuck off. He is jus like the old Sup, just in it fo da $$$$, all the coppers can fuck off.
Fuck you Brownstain
Didn't Nazi Germany restrict people's movements...do you see a pattern.
Hey Brown stain, I'll do it when the Mayor and Governor does, other than that fuck off!
This isn't Red China yet chump.
Wait til kamila takes over comrades
It may not be Red China yet, but its coming. And most of Chicago voted for it. Comrades.
Anonymous said...
Can someone please address the following scenario: you’re wife gets covid. You have children. Are you allowed to hit the medical to care for said sick wife and the kids? Do you get carried a certain code? Do you have to use fmla to get time off unpaid. Nobody know the answer. We had a debate about this the other night. It’s not addressed in any publications from the department.
11/15/2020 12:35:00 AM
Here is your answer. I have brought this to the attention of the Lodge in the past with no final answer.
If you want to hit the medical in your above situation, cite this law that was passed by the State of Illinois
What is the Employee Sick Leave Act?
The Employee Sick Leave Act (Public Act 99-0841) (the “Act”) is a State law requiring employers to allow employees to use at least a portion of the sick leave time that is already available to them, under certain existing employer policies, to care for certain relatives. The Act requires employers to allow employees to use such time “for absences due to an illness, injury, or medical appointment of the employee’s child, spouse, [domestic partner], sibling, parent, mother-in-law, father-in-law, grandchild, grandparent, or stepparent, for reasonable periods of time as the employee’s attendance may be necessary, on the same terms upon which the employee is able to use sick leave benefits for the employee’s own illness or injury.”
What type of sick leave benefits does the Act require employers to allow employees to use to care for a relative?
The Act defines “personal sick leave benefits” as “time accrued and available to an employee to be used as a result of absence from work due to personal illness, injury, or medical appointment,” but specifies that that term “does not include absences from work for which compensation is provided through an employer’s plan.”
How much personal sick leave time may an employee use to care for a relative?
An employer may limit the use of sick time to care for a relative as described in the Act “to an amount not less than the personal sick leave that would be accrued during 6 months at the employee’s then current rate of entitlement.” Employers may allow more than that amount of time if they so choose.
Does the Act require an employer that does not otherwise provide personal sick leave benefits to employees (and is not required by law to do so) required to provide any new benefits as a result of the Act?
No. The Act only requires employers to allow employees to use personal sick leave benefits that the employees otherwise would have to care for a relative as described in the Act.
Does an employer who has a paid time off policy that allows employees to use paid leave time to care for relatives need to modify that policy as a result of the Act?
No—as long as the policy provides at least as much time to care for a sick relative as the Act requires, and allows employees to use that time to care for any of the family members specified in the Act.
Can an employer retaliate against an employee for taking leave to care for a relative?
No. The law prohibits retaliation against an employee who uses personal sick leave benefits to care for a relative as described above. Furthermore, an employer may not discriminate against an employee for filing a complaint alleging a violation of the Act with the Department of Labor.
How can an employee file a complaint alleging a violation of the Act?
An employee who believes his or her employer has violated the Act by not allowing him or her to use personal sick leave benefits in the manner described in the Act may file a complaint with the Department of Labor. Click here for a complaint form.
Has the Department of Labor issued any administrative rules relating to the Employee Sick Leave Act?
No, the Department has not issued any administrative rules, and currently does not plan to do so.
When does the Act take effect?
The Act takes effect on January 1, 2017.
Listen up Brown and Lightfoot and Pritzker. With all the positive cases, the current fatality rate is 1.8% in Illinois. The survival rate is over 97%. You bozos have already failed because with all the lockdowns, restrictions and mandatory mask wearing we are still seeing large increases in cases. Although the death rate is still low. That's what really matters. For at least Lightfoot and Brown, maybe you need to figure out better mitigation and response so the sickness rate among CPD is better controlled, because you a are failing right now.
This is for the person asking if we can get carried to take care of your family if tested positive...it’s called EAP and if you’re having a crisis and it’s affecting your ability to work and are stressed out and contemplating quitting, then yes they will carry you code something and you will be off no questions asked. That’s what it’s there for and they’ve been shoving it down our throats everyday on the dept intranet. It’s there for times like these ladies and gentlemen. Your family first, CPD second.
if the baby is born during a late term abortion and the mother doesn't want it just put the baby aside and let it die with no care. Biden/Harris support the right to choose and Planed Parenthood which is a fancy name for the abortion industry.
11/15/2020 01:30:00 AM
Planned Parenthood has an interesting history. It was started by a white female racist and her goal was to abort as many black babies as possible to control the black population. Funny, how that organization is now the darling of the democratic left and narry a word is said about the founder and her policies. And, if you look at the abortion numbers black females are at the top. There actually is university research conducted about 15 years ago that stated tha crime rate was held down because of the large number of black abortions
I'm not sure where this dickheads from. Carpetbaggers come from everywhere, attracted to the big city to work their hustle. See BARACK OBAMA. I loved it when the local media idiots implored him to "come home" after he was done with his hustle in Washington. He does plan on "going home". It's in a place called "Hawaii".
Here's my advice to deez nutz. When you start paying the bills in my house, that's when you can tell me how many people I can have in my house. In the mean time, Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas and F*ck Off.
Y ‘all G F Y !!
E J
Hushed Browns must be in serious debt. Willing to go to extreme submissiveness to appease LightLoafers.
Ball-less to the extent, beyond the extent, that he has to issue advisories to clamp down on OUR families.
If that’s his best strategy to deflect on Larri’s behalf to hide from the unrelenting violence and murder (in these challenging times, in the middle of this global pandemic) then his desperation reached another new low.
Stay fetal.
Fuck off
ahhhh now we know Larry buys her clothes off the rack at Smokey Joes or was it at Gables ""on the corner not in the middle of the block"" down in the old Maxwell Street area and she and her play wife bought them in wholesale lots years ago so they never go out of style..now the wifeys wardrobe is another story entirely
Anonymous said...
I am not a member of CPD anymore but let me see if I have this correct.The Superintendent has been cancelling your days off and requiring that you work over 12 hours a tour of duty for the last 9 months or so.He has been ordering you to travel across the city for virtual training where you sit in a crowded room with about 40 other Officers for 8 hours at a time.Now whatever little time that you have off he is forbidding you to see your friends and family and he is restricting your freedom of travel and movement? You might as well be doing time in a prison.When did this city become part of Red China???
11/15/2020 01:13:00 AM
Yes and it’s hypocrisy and scumbagery of the highest order. There’s 100’s of cops out sick with Covid right now the number is astounding. Some are saying over 1000. FOIA it. He’s also the same Supt that said he doesn’t anticipate canceling days off or 12 hr days for the election. What did he then do? He then canceled days off with 12 hr days starting Halloween weekend. Why? And then he packed officers on busses for 12 hrs creating a super spreader scenario. Then he continued this deployment all the way through the election. And they say no thanksgiving with family??? This is the twilight zone. PS...Still no contract in the 4 year
Nah, Texas is about ruined at this point. One more election cycle until it's full blue.
The medical is not free time off. The medical is to be used when YOU are injured or ill. You can't hit the medical because you've been exposed, only if you overtly have multiple symptoms, or of course if you test positive. If you need to stay home to care for family, you will need to apply for FMLA time. You have to file for it with Human Resources and have it approved, so it's not like you can just call in FMLA. If you hit the medical, a supervisor will be sent to do a medical check at the house so make sure you're home and look sick when they come. Medical roll abuse starts at a minimum of suspension time.
Anytime I see any of this shit, I just picture Groot standing in a crowd without a mask and a megaphone. Fuck these assholes and the people that vote for them.
way he acts , no way brownie had nothing to do with robot that took out a Cop Killer in Dallas .
Texas ain't' what it used to be...soon to be Cali 2.0
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Brownie is on a leash and he knows it.
In it just for the money like Charlie Beck.
11/15/2020 12:06:00 AM"
He gets paid about $100/hr. He is worth about $6.00/hr.
I would not trust him to guard a porto-john.
Gumby Brown will bend any way Larry tells him to. Pride, integrity, caring about the troops are all foreign words to the man from Dallas.
Turkey Bowl in the morning, followed by a few hours watching football at our local watering hole with the guys Bar owner also is defying the "rules". Then back home with the ENTIRE family. PHUCK U !
He gets paid about $100/hr. He is worth about $6.00/hr.
I would not trust him to guard a porto-john.
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$100/hr at 40 hr/week is only $4000 per week or a little over $200,000 a year. It sounds like a lot, and it is a good paycheck, but these days for an executive running a 15,000 person entity is not all that much.
Anonymous said...
The medical is not free time off. The medical is to be used when YOU are injured or ill. You can't hit the medical because you've been exposed, only if you overtly have multiple symptoms, or of course if you test positive. If you need to stay home to care for family, you will need to apply for FMLA time. You have to file for it with Human Resources and have it approved, so it's not like you can just call in FMLA. If you hit the medical, a supervisor will be sent to do a medical check at the house so make sure you're home and look sick when they come. Medical roll abuse starts at a minimum of suspension time.
11/15/2020 12:49:00 PM
Look sick? Seriously? Sgts just have to make sure your home. Smart Sgts keep their distance so they dont catch what you have. I have had surgery and dont look sick except for the stitches under my clothes. Im no fan of medical abusers but if my doctor says I can stay home that Trumps (Yes!) the medical section.
How about our pathetic union steps the f*ck up.
Cancel all training- they said no large gatherings.
I have been calling chicago, the moscow of the midwest for over a decade
Of all the statistics that are collected, analyzed, parsed, diced, chopped, minced, etc., the ones you want to pay attention to are hospitalizations, available ICU beds, ventilators, - the ones that indicate usage of available resources. You want to avoid a situation similar to the Dakotas where they're trying to air-transport their patients to Wyoming because there used to be available beds, but no longer. Similar situations are in play across the country. The details of the illness are one thing, but it's the details of available appropriate care that determine the outcomes. I'm retired now but I spent 10yrs in healthcare administration.
Texas Brown isn’t capable of supervising the crack commando staff of mall cops at Chicago Ridge Mall.
Deez nuts... Classic 😂
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Texas Brown isn’t capable of supervising the crack commando staff of mall cops at Chicago Ridge Mall.
11/15/2020 07:05:00 PM
He'd probably be better at Forman Mills.
The medical is not free time off. The medical is to be used when YOU are injured or ill.
Ha. Tell that to all the ABUSERS who have made a Killing off our medical. Wake up
I couldn't help hearing his lispy voice in my head when I read that email. I'm sure he'll be abiding by the rules he laid out for us peons, just like Larry and Porky. All three of them can eat shit. Rules for thee, but not for me. They are only making up these rules to see how far they can go before people stop complying.
To all you sheep on the department that still believe this scamdemic is real, YOU are part of the problem. You are the ones keeping this bullshit alive. You might as well have voted for sleepy Joe and agreed to his 4-6 week national lockdown that in reality won't ever end. We were supposed to shut down for 2 weeks. It's been 8 months! What did all of you do in years past when you got the flu(coronavirus)? You suffered through it, got better and didn't blame anyone or sanitary conditions at work for it.
I've been to a few trainings at the academy and olive-harvey since this scamdemic started and had no health problems. I'm not some picture of health either by the way. The training sucks and is completely worthless, but don't use "the pandemic" as an excuse for them to cancel training if you don't believe it's real. You're only making the chances of things going back to normal that much harder because the city thinks we're really afraid of getting sick. Have the shitheads been worried about getting sick during the riots, looting, Mexican independence or Biden unofficially being elected? If you're genuinely afraid of this crap, it is your right to stay home and avoid contact with other people, but don't force your bullshit fears on me. Enough is enough, I want my freedom back!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I am not a member of CPD anymore but let me see if I have this correct.The Superintendent has been cancelling your days off and requiring that you work over 12 hours a tour of duty for the last 9 months or so.He has been ordering you to travel across the city for virtual training where you sit in a crowded room with about 40 other Officers for 8 hours at a time.Now whatever little time that you have off he is forbidding you to see your friends and family and he is restricting your freedom of travel and movement? You might as well be doing time in a prison.When did this city become part of Red China???
11/15/2020 01:13:00 AM
Yes and it’s hypocrisy and scumbagery of the highest order. There’s 100’s of cops out sick with Covid right now the number is astounding. Some are saying over 1000. FOIA it. He’s also the same Supt that said he doesn’t anticipate canceling days off or 12 hr days for the election. What did he then do? He then canceled days off with 12 hr days starting Halloween weekend. Why? And then he packed officers on busses for 12 hrs creating a super spreader scenario. Then he continued this deployment all the way through the election. And they say no thanksgiving with family??? This is the twilight zone. PS...Still no contract in the 4 year
11/15/2020 11:39:00 AM
Uh....this was at the suggestion of our brilliant 1st deputy.
"Hard to believe this mope came from Texas."
Sadly, he must've checked his balls at the door.
rb
When did this city become part of Red China???
11/15/2020 01:13:00 AM
The last Republican mayor left office in 1931, so...89 years.
rb
Remember this about Brown - he’s was out of work for four years after leaving Dallas. He tried to be a SME for ABC news, and he quickly failed at that.
Now, “Do you have to use fmla to get time off unpaid.” Yes. But, you are entitled to use any accrued time - CE, furlough - to avoid going into unpaid status.
Witmer just shut down Michigan for SIX WEEKS.
11/16/2020 04:58:00 PM
Quit watching football asshole.
Some random observations.....
I see that right after telling Chicagoans to cancel their plans for a family Thanksgiving, she and her family hopped a plane on Friday and scooted out of town. Some animals are more equal than others, I guess...
This latest COVID “surge” is coming at exactly the same time as “cold and flu season” - a time of year when, for a variety of reasons, respiratory illnesses become much more prevalent. Is it possible that this has NOTHING to do with whether of not people are wearing their face burkas (masks), social distancing, etc...? And, is it thus more than likely that locking down the citizens (and non-citizen “sanctuary seekers”) of Chicago will have little or no impact, beyond further crushing the economy and making people more miserable?
Our Democrat leaders, having had the power to control nearly all aspects of our lives thrust into their hands by a fearful and prostrate citizenry, seem to enjoy arbitrarily restricting our liberties in the name of “public health”. How likely are they to give up this power when COVID-19 finally fades away? Or will they find some reason to extend the “state of emergency” indefinitely, as is done in many other totalitarian regimes?
Some things to chew on while you’re waiting for the turkey to cook...
“ahhhh now we know Larry buys her clothes off the rack at Smokey Joes or was it at Gables ""on the corner not in the middle of the block"" down in the old Maxwell Street area and she and her play wife bought them in wholesale lots years ago so they never go out of style..now the wifeys wardrobe is another story entirely” @11/15/2020 10:35:00 AM
– I think Smoky Joe’s once had a place on Milwaukee Ave near Ashland in the early 70’s. The Boys Dept selection wasn’t as extensive and the Bigg n’Tall. Besides, cheapskate Larri got her outfits at Gary Coleman’s estate sale years ago, his old clothes certainly gave her that confidence boost and ability to spout off.
I'm getting tired of all this bullshit from the "mayor" and "Governor". If they aren't going to follow the rules, then don't tell me shit because I am NOT listening. My furlough is almost over and I was in Wisconsin for a week, Iowa for a couple days and went to Indiana for a nice dinner. Fuck this city. Fuck the masks as they don't do shit either. I wish these people would get a clue and actually listen to the science instead of making up their own "science".
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ahhhh now we know Larry buys her clothes off the rack at Smokey Joes or was it at Gables ""on the corner not in the middle of the block"" down in the old Maxwell Street area and she and her play wife bought them in wholesale lots years ago so they never go out of style..now the wifeys wardrobe is another story entirely
– I think Smoky Joe’s once had a place on Milwaukee Ave near Ashland in the early 70’s. The Boys Dept selection wasn’t as extensive and the Bigg n’Tall. Besides, cheapskate Larri got her outfits at Gary Coleman’s estate sale years ago, his old clothes certainly gave her that confidence boost and ability to spout off.
11/16/2020 10:28:00 AM
What about Chalmers Big and Tall Mens Shop, it's a seven outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest, great stuff. Del Griffith shops there.
Chalmers we heard was burned out by the antifa people,,,,the Pacific NW is blue country if we recall
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