Wednesday, November 04, 2020

Number Pusher

The words must mean something different to this goof:

That certainly seems like he's pushing numbers on a District that's been bearing the brunt of downtown riots and disorder.

And quotas are still illegal by Order and Ordinance.

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59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how that works when the powers that be don’t have your back.
The overtime is coming. 1st and the 16th and go home to your family.

11/04/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold my beer.

11/04/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m not a number pusher either but I do know it’s been many days without a fair contract. Tell the good lieutenant to go pound sand!

11/04/2020 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Lt. Hoover
Didn’t people have their RDO canceled on 31Oct20? AND, had their tours extended to 12 hrs? Plus, if you’re start time was adjusted and late enough, daylight savings time changed, adding an extra hour. So on Sunday, on a 39 degree day, after some people had two RDO’s canceled including a 12 hr+ day, you want numbers, even though you’re not a numbers guy? I’ll tell you what, big guy, why don’t you lead by example and go get some numbers, IN THE 001 DIST, ON A COLD SUNDAY, after the fatass gov and clown mayor ending indoor dining? Seriously, who was out and about in the Loop on a cold Sunday?! You’re the police. You can make an arrest, write an ANOV, write a mover, a parker or even a blue card. Knowing the election was coming and the possibility of more nonsense could lie ahead for the unforeseeable future, the guys and girls stayed warm and took it easy in between canceled days. God bless them. I do not know Lt. Hoover, I do not know if he’s a merit promotion or by score, but I do know he’s an idiot. Go fuck yourself, boss. How was it in your warm office? Watch the Bears game? Have a good meal? The troops either ate in their cars or brought a to-go into the station, or reheated something. As SCC pointed out, quotas are a no-no, and one of the reasons why we have this stupid BS consent decree is McCarthy and his bullshit contact cards shit. Get cards, get cards, get cards...remember that? 001 Dist people, I hope your future numbers in upcoming days and weeks are all goose eggs. Answer your calls, give the report, back eachother up, and NOTHING else.

11/04/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Hoover can kiss my Ass 10 times
Emoji ( the middle finger) FUCK YOU

11/04/2020 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you’re doing that little, you are actually seeing violations/crime and ignoring them. You don’t have to hunt, but when it happens in front of you, do something.

11/04/2020 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!

Asshole go:
>Poot!<

Mistuh Numba Pusha gets it stuck
in his moon balloon fat-end first.

11/04/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zero's are number too. Keep pushing zero's. Give them nothing.

11/04/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job 3rd watch!!

11/04/2020 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look who the commander is, that should be enough said. She’s like 40 with under 20 on the job. What do you expect? Clout doesn’t ever consider competence or experience levels. I believe the commander of 12 is also like 40 with under 20. I heard she’s been in over her head since she made lieutenant. Their ranks do not qualify for capitalization in this post or anytime.

11/04/2020 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honk Honk Honk Honk. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

11/04/2020 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you're so worried about em hoover... you get em asshole

11/04/2020 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So only 20% of the Alderman. Cops should work fairly hard in the wards that signed letter, the rest not so much.

11/04/2020 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have at it Ltd. Show us what you got, Asshat.

11/04/2020 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the clout hack sure go back to hiding at HQ like he did most of his career

11/04/2020 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another company man who says we can do a little better. After everyone's rdo's were cancelled the two days prior and many were held over for a 12 hour tour. Yes master, we can do better but it's much more relaxing to do nothing.

11/04/2020 03:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Lt. Hoover can eat my shorts.

11/04/2020 04:22:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Hoover...

...aptly shares the name with a vacuum cleaner.

BECAUSE YOU SUCK !!

Last I checked, you still have police powers, “boss”. Get out there and lead by example, otherwise shut the fuck up.

The ONLY thing you should be concerned with is the safety and well-being of those in your command. Next time you hold roll call, the only thing that should come out of your mouth after taking attendance and official business is “Please be careful out there and go home in the same shape you showed up in work for”.

You’re a pathetic motherfucker, Lt. “Suck”.

11/04/2020 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a complete f****** joke

11/04/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the leader you claim to be..Lead by Example and show the troops how it's done

11/04/2020 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAWN another ass clown wanting to be a Captain!

Ask him for a day off or an early DUCK.

we call it TIT for TAT.
may be he can put you in for merit detective (doubt it).

11/04/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a personal issue citation?

11/04/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoover drives the boat chief

11/04/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the problem? did you see all those parking tickets?

11/04/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is the matter with that asshole? Are you for real? Where the fuck have you been for the last year asshole? The last thing, the very fucking last thing we should be doing is activity you fucking idiot. The less police interaction we have the better until we reset to normal if thats even possible anymore. Until then, take your activity bs and shove it right up your ass jagoff.

Dont even get me started on the lack of a contract, COPA, the mayor, etc.

11/04/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/04/2020 12:33:00 AM

Excellent post!

11/04/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No concept that people are tired. What a douche.

11/04/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha....

Riots, looting, courts NOT prosecuting or furthering justice/rehab, dept drama, city/county drama and this MFR comes over saying "uhhh we need #s"

well, I need my paycheck and this job, so... I'll handle my calls and correct behavior if I see it needing me, otherwise, no thanks Lt (you talked to us before meeting and what did we say?)

11/04/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like alot of activity to me

11/04/2020 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words for him " Yuck Fou"!!!

11/04/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the lil Tac Lt in 018 with his caste of incompetent Sgts. The guy is a joke. No one wants to hear your 017 District war stories.

11/04/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm not a number pusher but we really need to push those numbers."

11/04/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just claim that your eyes have been "lasered" and due to that, you did not see any violations.

11/04/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked for Hoover when he was a Sgt many years ago in 005. He was not a numbers guy, from what I can remember he was a good Sgt. I am genuinely surprised by this note. I guess things change. I bumped into him in 018 over the summer, so I know it’s the same Hoover.

11/04/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you’re doing that little, you are actually seeing violations/crime and ignoring them. You don’t have to hunt, but when it happens in front of you, do something.
11/04/2020 12:47:00 AM

Last I checked unless it’s a violent crime or forcible felony officers have what’s called discretion. Go fuck yourself hard charger.

11/04/2020 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you’re doing that little, you are actually seeing violations/crime and ignoring them. You don’t have to hunt, but when it happens in front of you, do something.

11/04/2020 12:47:00 AM

I hope like hell you’re kidding with this crap.

11/04/2020 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy takes care of the troops. This is how they repay him. Nice

11/04/2020 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a doofus tool that Lt is if he actually wrote that, you want the troops to unnessarrily engage with assholes during this pandemic so they can get exposed, so their families can get exposed...just be satisfied that they are at work so that when the piece of shit mother fuckers start peacefully rioting and looting, we will be ready. I'd love to see what that Lt has accomplished in his career.

11/04/2020 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Lt Vacuum, let’s go back in time. What was it exactly that you did as a PO? Don’t remember or don’t want to say? Well I’ll clear it up for you. NOTHING...Jack shit. Last to arrive on scene but the one with the biggest mouth once the bosses arrived. Sit in your chair and shut the fuck up

11/04/2020 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"If you’re doing that little, you are actually seeing
violations/crime and ignoring them. You don’t have to hunt,
but when it happens in front of you, do something."

11/04/2020 12:47:00 AM


"Judicious Exercise of Discretion"
"Picking and Choosing Your Battles"
"Risk Management/Harm Mitigation"

Grown folks making informed decisions
based on their body of experience as to
actions and consequences just has you
all beside your little self, doesn't it?

Cram that crooked tally sheet
up your ass sideways, then:

STFU, go back up on a door knob
and give a good twist...

11/04/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

police are not paid for what they do.....they are paid for what they may have to do......

think about that and then see if you can answer how/why/when it changed.

11/04/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a special groups all over the place then again that’s why we laugh at the command structure every last one of them are laughable you talk about clowns sickening and pathetic asshole’s number one.

11/04/2020 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Anonymous said...
If you’re doing that little, you are actually seeing violations/crime and ignoring them. You don’t have to hunt, but when it happens in front of you, do something.

11/04/2020 12:47:00 AM”
————————————

Yes, correct. The guy blew the red light in front of me? Don’t care, keep it pushing. 2 assholes fighting? They’re probably just funnin, keep it pushing. they’re called blinders kid, get yourself a pair, it will save you one day.

11/04/2020 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the posts are fucking hilarious and I’m not a cop but I back the blue welcome to the next Detroit thanks to the mayor and putzker and the Demorats that have destroyed our country

11/04/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm....Notice the exceptionally large capital "I".

Indicates an egotistical personality.
People mean nothing to him.

11/04/2020 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely was a career house mouse prior to promotion/s...







11/04/2020 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Complete merit moron. Never did a damn thing as a P.O. and now talking up activity. Not to mention dumber than dirt. Go to hell you poor excuse for a boss. And, fuck you Lightfoot. Stay fetal, let it burn.

11/04/2020 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous PillowTalk™ with Leo and Mary said...

Bring back the ANOVmobile. Danni and Jimmi made it work back in "the day" and sweet lordy did those cabbies cry.

11/04/2020 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a personal issue citation?

I think it’s a ANOV citation but might be wrong I’ve been fetal the last 10 years. Sorry. Zeroooooooooooooooo’s from this operator.

11/04/2020 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do let us know his response to the comments. What a d-bag.

11/04/2020 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: Just like the lil Tac Lt in 018 with his caste of incompetent Sgts. The guy is a joke. No one wants to hear your 017 District war stories.

Who is the Tact Lt? (For us retired guys)

11/04/2020 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a po he and another female
po got locked in the backseat
of a squad. Wink, wink

11/05/2020 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey Lt Vacuum, let’s go back in time. What was it exactly that you did as a PO? Don’t remember or don’t want to say? Well I’ll clear it up for you. NOTHING...Jack shit. Last to arrive on scene but the one with the biggest mouth once the bosses arrived. Sit in your chair and shut the fuck up

11/04/2020 12:17:00 PM


***That's funny!! Sounds like most of the merit hacks, do nothings!!!

11/05/2020 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
Lt. Hoover can eat my shorts.

11/04/2020 04:22:00 AM


***Wow, that has to be a crusty meal.

11/05/2020 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
As a po he and another female
po got locked in the backseat
of a squad. Wink, wink

11/05/2020 02:07:00 AM

I do recall that incident. I used to work with a detective that left me alone so he could attend the hockey games as he had a season seat. I covered for him. Then, he made sergeant and came back to the unit. How things changed. Now, he was all by the book

11/05/2020 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look who the commander is, that should be enough said. She’s like 40 with under 20 on the job. What do you expect? Clout doesn’t ever consider competence or experience levels. I believe the commander of 12 is also like 40 with under 20. I heard she’s been in over her head since she made lieutenant. Their ranks do not qualify for capitalization in this post or anytime.

1800's daddy was a Commander, Rich Stevens................

11/05/2020 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As one famous PO who is now a Sgt. Stated , ZERO is a number !

11/05/2020 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work for Lt.Hoover in 018. All this talking bad about him I believe is not justified. He does not fuck with people and is very soft spoken and fair. What else can you ask for? So unless you have worked for him and can cite an instance on how he screwed you while he was a boss then shut the fuck up!


Blue for life

11/05/2020 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You shut the fuck up ass kisser ! Do the math , no contract , short on officers citywide , a shit ton of calls , and they want more with less ! When are these idiots going to realize you get LESS with LESS !!!

11/06/2020 08:16:00 PM  

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