Don't Try to Survive
Remember, COVID-19 can be especially troublesome to those with pre-existing conditions, the elderly, and the obese / out-of-shape people.
That's the gym at HQ. Goodness forbid you might be trying to shed a few holiday pounds and improve your 99.6% chances of surviving.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
69 Comments:
How do they expect new applicants to pass the POWER tests when all these gyms are closed reduced hours??
Thats a fire hazard. You can't block potential exit.
Looks like a ghetto fence in Fillmore.
The fifth floor is a verifiable insane asylum occupied by purported intelligent people, yet they are too ignorant to realize how stupid they really are. They'll have all the zombies there walking around within personal plastic bubbles to defeat a virus that has a 99.5% survival rate for an overwhelming majority of employees. You stupid fucks know exactly who you are.
Don't work out because you're going to spread the Chinese. Wear a mask at all times even when you're outside and away from any human or driving alone in your car because you'll spread the Chinese virus. But it's okay to cram two districts in a bus. It's okay to send officers for training every day because the department has consent decree deadlines. This department is so ass-backwards and it truly starts at the top.
99.7 is the TOTAL rate. In Illinois the total positive tested cases is 589,000 for people under 60. with a total of 1,543 deaths in the same age group from COVID. BUT we must consider the "CASES" number the lower bound because many people are not symptomatic, never got tested, had it in Dec-march of this year so the actual number is likely much higher. The death number is people under 60 who died WITH COVID, not necessarily FROM COVID. This number must be treated as the Upper bound, as we know, anyone who dies is tested for COVID and ICDC lists it as covid regardless of circumstance of actual death. If you use just these numbers the survival rate is 99.9975% for people under 60...and statistically likely MUCH MMUCH higher
Anyone else wonder what will happen if the vaccines have serious side effects and our medical workers were the first to get them? Maybe try them out on politicians first?
Governor FAT SLOB would be so proud.He despises the Fitness Industry and for the last 10 months has done his best to put them out of business along with the bars and restaurants.Cause thats where COVID hides and infects people according to his science.
Over zealous, never worked the street police showed us! I did good boss, right?
So the department is concerned enough to close down a very large spaced out room where members were practicing distancing and self sanitizing for fear of the flu.
On the other hand the department is forcing us into small rooms with bad ventilation and inadequate spacing for the sake of training. All while the numbers are 4 to 5 times worse now than when the city shut down training earlier this year.
The city and state continue to allow training for two reasons. First and more obvious, they don’t care about us. Second, the mayor and governor and all those in between all know this flu is all BS.
New numbers are all showing that older people are dying at the same rate as they have been over the past decade. Only difference now is that the actual cause of death is being listed as a co-factor and Covid is being listed as primary.
That looks like one of those sex crosses or rack. Maybe bondage spreads the virus.
Does the person who wrapped this contraption do side work? I would like to hire him to wrap and toilet paper some neighbor’s cars & houses.
But training on bullshit is full steam.
I’ve always wondered what the penalty was for crossing the police line tape. Doesn't seem to stop BLM/ANTIFA .
That probably took 5 Union carpenter’s all day to build.
Blatant misuse of Police Line tape. Isn't there a general order, special order, dept. order administrative notice protecting the use of this tape? They wasted a precious tool. They are going to need every inch of that tape with the crime scenes increasing in Chicago. Pretty soon the police department is going to need trucks like Com Ed has with the big reels of electrical cable, except the police trucks will have big reels of crime scene tape to respond to all the shootin & killins in a moments notice.
I think one paper sign placed on the machine reading, “Touch this machine and Covid will kill you”, should suffice.
All CPD gyms are closed. Yet we sit less than 1 foot away from one another during roll call.
I'm surprised that HQ doesn't put a car their from a district for a security detail!
So nice to be treated like were idiots. I guess its too much to just put up a sign that says GYM CLOSED? This Dept. is a joke, then again, look who is running it!
That fancy barricade cost the city of Chicago taxpayers 30,000.00+ to build.
Keep voting Democrat suckers.
So the only people at the desk are the radio room guy (when he is done with the radios) and 1402S who's supposed to be operating the multi-million dollar taxpayer funded SDSC room????
Looks like Fort Knox gyms are open every day of the week until the rona takes over then putzker will shut er down once again but weed shops and liquor stores are good to go smmfh
They 12th couldn’t if they tried. Someone took a portion of the large dumbbells. Does anyone ever keep a eye on the mutts cleaning the place up. It’s real easy to put two 25 lb weights in the cart. It could be a on midnights or third watch too. Days is too obvious especially when you take a weight bench too. Commander Shemash oh great leader that you aren’t. Give yourself and everyone else who uses that gym a cr no. My guess is you won’t.
CROOK Co. voters...fat,high and stupid...every politicians dream!
Thats a 100% city construction job right there.... looks like their crime reduction strategy
Someone found yet ANOTHER use for pallets.
It's simple to get in shape at HQ. Take the stairs instead of the elevator or take a peaceful stroll through the neighborhood to see if you survive.
Do they still give physical fitness awards?
And yet the homeless haven't crushed hospitals in california. With covid-19 cases, how is that?
Great idea !!!
Fat,lazy and depressed cops is what they want.
Totally makes sense.
I'm guessing a Calumet College graduate made this decision.
They close the CPD gyms, but they have no problem with us eating Big Macs all day. Guarantee one will help your immune system more than the other.
Fyi.....the McRib is coming back !
So which department approved that construction and which union shop came in to build it? Actually looks better than some of the shit we’ve seen built in our stations.
Put everyone in headquarters on the street for 90 days in a shit district. We're sick of the cry babies.
Where’d dey steal dem pallets?
They closed down the country in March, it didn’t work, now do it again so they can pass out $1200 checks and destroy the rest of the surviving businesses.
Incredible the brownie now he is tail between his legs running and hiding! the puppet master Larry is pulling his strings, thought Texas people were tough how did this 1 survive brownie?
The moose says you’re closed. I say you’re open.
I’ll believe that bullshit when they shut down training. If you can keep shoving 30-40 people in a classroom without hesitation, you have no grounds to shut down gyms that have a couple people in their at a time.
This looks like a Captain "Smiley" move from general services. This puke never had a bad day on this job and was taken care of from day 1 (his wife too), and he does nothing but bitch and moan. That's why you're bricked! Before I retired, I would routinely take down the barriers and throw away the signs and go work out, daring this clown to write me up. The coward never did. Feel free to use the gym!
Where’s the carpenters Union with the inflatable rat? That doesn’t look like they did the craftsmanship on this one.
Looks like a photo of the glory hole section of an adult book store being closed off. Of course, I'm just speculating...LOL!
The people at HQ get no sympathy from me. I am on a beat car answering calls all day. And I still do not have access to the gym at the district. Someone mentioned that the people who are at HQ are dim-witted. Yes they are and they get rewarded for being dumb.
50" Waist said:
What's the problem? Gyms are for sweaty chumps. Now let me get back to my turkey leg and ice cream.
Our district hasn’t had yellow tape for months. We have been using red or none for all shooting/homicide scenes.
Actually, I think that's the construction site for the new jail.
I thought that was an old pic of Pants Around His Ankles Johnson's office where the casting couch was located. Inquiring minds want to know. who put that shit together? must've been a connected copper working at HQ that found a pallet by the dumpster and used crime scene tape...my question is this...how did the brainiac know where to find the tape??? odds are if h/she works at HQ they have never really put up tape at a scene because they would've been the last to get there or never worked a beat
I like that, post the official full order at the top of the pallet and emphasize the gist in the middle with a crib note. And then there’s the outer perimeter CS tape.
Y’all don’t need to get swolled, it’s too divisive. 21st Century noodle arms rule.
You’re a mean one, Mr GrinchLoafer.
They also pulled the Academy Range off the IROCC qualifications list.
Is the Stay Out order going to apply to the 26 new recruits and what about the 200+ assigned going about touching this and that?
Is that rack on rollers and are the ceiling tiles removable? Asking for a friend.
One can get $3-5 a pallet in these challenging and difficult times - just sayin.
The City seems to have de-learned the skills of "maintenance" from the bad examples set by so many Illinois nursing homes.
SCC has run so many photos of Black Plastic Trash Bags, the universal camo for fixtures that are non-functional or missing altogether.
Yellow "DANGERDANGERDANGER" tape is also handy.
A real money-saver. Lasts for years indoors - until the last nickel has been agonizingly wrung out of the place, at which point the whole building has to come down.
The one difference is the Citys lack of this "profit motive." Its just like the City PAYING to have $20 K of salable scrap metal hauled every week. "Do not dislodge me from this upended plastic bucket until I have finished my see-gar."
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Steel framework, official CPD letterhead on notice...
Would a Post-it note have sufficed?
...and you just know that whoever did this stood back to admire their work, blew their nose violently between their thumb and forefinger, and walked away.
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Don’t try to survive this either what kind of animals would do this all again the same type of people that give me generation;
Boston suburb residents stay indoors due to random attacks as police up patrols, offer $5,000 reward
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It’s not racing when we be keeping it real real dumb again that’s why sales of pistols are through the roof and ammunition is hard to get that one of these fucking animals attempt it maybe my life will be ruined but at least I will still have my wife and my family fuck you Larry fuck all these assholes that I’ve done things like this what race what kind of people do this what kind of people fucking animals that’s it enough is enough!
Wwere's the Carpenter's Union complaining that someone else built a door using wood?
I can only exercise if my fitness wardrobe is Functional and Fashionable! Keesing Bandit, I urgently need your advice on looking good and feeling Fantastic!
Guarantee the gyms in the Fed Buildings are open for the Fed Boys.
I want an investigation for misappropriation of City owned property. hell, I recall guys in 004 being assigned to a politically connected warehouse where pallets were being stolen at night...why not put one of them people sitting at the front desk at HQ or city hall to sit at the entrance to the gym?
communism is alive and well in the city of chicago
Your all fools for hitting Medical at once. Exposure to China Flu is your explanation. Heard that third Fribay of month will get you quarantined thru Christmas. Use that knowledge wisely.
They put more effort in closing the gyms,then solving the murder rate.
Maybe they just haven’t taken down their Halloween decorations???
DO NOT DO AS I DO......YOU MUST OBEY AND DO AS I SAY!
All of these self-righteous fucks are out having the time of their lives.....
But for YOU FUCKING PEON coppers- NO GYMS ALLOWED.....
No eating out.....no bar hopping......no THANKSGIVING!
You only get to work a 12 hour shift! No dinner, no potty break!
Fat Azz in Wisconsin......The Toad on a plane to who knows where....
The Brown clown off to Texas while the
Austin Texas mayor goes to Mexico......California governor eating INSIDE with 14 others,
at $350 a plate......minimum.....
Our forefathers started a revolution over a TEA TAX!
Every CFD gym open.
Workout there.
Fuck these obese unhealthy assholes.
What are the people at headquarters going to do with all their free time now? You can still go to a gym after work if you really want to work out. They are allowing 25% capacity
Pallet was a left-over from the ANTIFA/BLM brick delivery service.
Wwere's the Carpenter's Union complaining that someone else built a door using wood?
12/03/2020 12:03:00 PM
Doing! Doing! Doing! We got us a weaner
Is that rack on rollers and are the ceiling tiles removable? Asking for a friend.
One can get $3-5 a pallet internationthese challenging and difficult times - just sayin.
12/03/2020 10:36:00 AM
The ingenuity
its a unused elevator shaft we tell you ,,,are you blind??
so are they saying they want me to start taking my flask to work? ... again?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wwere's the Carpenter's Union complaining that someone else built a door using wood?
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Not to mention the other union responsible for putting up signs!!!
Whoever put that up is probably a fat slob who is jealous of dudes with GAINZ!!!
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