Wednesday, January 06, 2021

FYI: E-Learning

The December Directives are out that every single member is:

  • required to read
  • be cognizant of
  • abide by upon pain of termination

By the way, it's 216 pages of new, amended, corrected orders.

Now get out on the street and get Brownie some Blue Cards. Hopefully, you won't do anything that was covered in those 216 pages that will get you fired.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

216 pages... That will take me some time to read.
I have a learning disability.

I may not get to those blue cards.

1/06/2021 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we have to pass it to see whats in it. should have made it 2000 pages to make sure nobody will read it. trick bag follies.

1/06/2021 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of your stupied enough to be making stops only for the purpose of getting a blue card instead of giving a ticket... you are the truly a F'N retard and every PO should hate you.

1/06/2021 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Ridiculous said...

Wtf they keep changing EVERYTHING! Like the shell and cup game

1/06/2021 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should you take time to review the material before every call?

1/06/2021 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you! I’ve been saying this for about a year now. Each month you are responsible for 75-100 pages of new stuff. And you have bosses actually telling you to “just check marked read”. Somehow though we are responsible for everything contained inside? Bullshit

1/06/2021 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad, hold me in the station on e-learning, have a good day.

1/06/2021 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're better off to go to medical school as there is less reading, you will be safer, you will make more money. Reading orders can put you in a catatonic state. I used to read the orders for promotional exams and one night my spouse found me in a stupor on the floor. Then I found out you don’t need to read the orders to pass a promotional exam.

1/06/2021 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure do miss the contact cards. Those were great. Easy. Made you look good for throwing hands on people.

1/06/2021 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you run out of toilet paper, there is your backup.

1/06/2021 05:46:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I'm on it! Snore.

1/06/2021 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New use of force orders too, read carefully. Lots of changes, must provide medical aid, duty to intervene is physical now, not just verbal.

1/06/2021 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until the 8 hour e-learning comes out regarding sexual crap. You will sit there like good boys and girls for an 8 hour block in front of a computer for a tour of duty. Bring plenty of popcorn and beverages.

1/06/2021 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If after todays news of the dems winning in Ga and the dems having complete control of the govt doesnt stop you from doing ANYTHING proactive, you are a fool! Now you will see the real war on the police ramp up.

1/06/2021 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All ready read most of the UoF stuff. Its all worded for CLEA and they put in more of a desciption about choke holds

1/06/2021 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but the kicker with this Monthly's Directives are that those Use of Force orders go into effect in April and not in December of 2020. I'm suppose to remember that were still operating under the old but pollute my mind now with the new. Your going to get someone hurt.

1/06/2021 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it’s bad your your health to read that much on a computer in one sitting. Everyone should print the elearning in the district just to stay healthy.

1/06/2021 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That might be something the captains could do. Travel around the city and read the new orders at roll calls. I for one would be impressed.

1/06/2021 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CST unit is making 500 traffic stops a day. No one in the media is asking about profiling in that unit?? How many citations are issued by them?? My guess is not many. So what’s the point of all those stops?? ACLU?? Consent monitor?? All of those stops surly isn’t bringing crime down so again what is the point of it all???

1/06/2021 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad, hold me down on E-Learning. Please put a lunch ticket behind it. Enjoy your retro!

1/06/2021 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 is having a throwback junkyard dog party tonight. Sgt Jim T. on midnights is leaving on a 90 day detail! He will be missed. Some Sgt. will have to step up to the plate and be a lazy sack of puppy shit, complain about everything, be completely ignorant of state law and general orders and hide in the parking lot the entire tour. 90 days is plenty of time to stock up on hair jel and stare at your wanna be sons of anarchy tattoos.

1/06/2021 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t leave the building without reading every word.

1/06/2021 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who doesn’t see the writing on the wall after Georgia last night isn’t paying attention. The same elements that terrorized major Democratic cities last year will now have the full support of our Federal Government. This is Obama/Holder on steroids and the horror of last summer is going to be nationwide. I’m sad to say goodbye to the job after 17 years but with 2 small kids my wife and I have decided to move and me leave while I’m still young. I have never been more afraid for our country than today, China as of Jan 20th owns us and Chicago is dead.

1/06/2021 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catch 22. You Will Comply.

And by signing, sign-in or logging on for it, you’ve already agreed to any and all the binding disciplinary action. I’ll bet $2 that supervisors have been constantly badgering the Watch to be in compliance and acknowledge the Order without even reading it...because they’re in a RAP.

Larri LightFührer says abide or leave. Plenty of $15 safety monitors are in waiting.

1/06/2021 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work CST and bring my 5 blue card every day. The ones that take off on me I just turn on the next block. No POPO WORK for me.

1/06/2021 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was catching up on them. Why did they quit doing death notices for family members?

1/06/2021 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" The CST unit is making 500 traffic stops a day . . . All of those stops surly isn’t bringing crime down so again what is the point of it all??? "

1/06/2021 10:15:00 AM

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Yes .. WHY ???

Aren't all these kids "reverse seniority"?

Are they brain washed that they will be taken care of?? HAAA!

1/06/2021 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are “blue cards”? Oh! Never mind.

1/06/2021 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
New use of force orders too, read carefully. Lots of changes, must provide medical aid, duty to intervene is physical now, not just verbal.

1/06/2021 06:22:00 AM

Medical aid as trained and comfortable: when in doubt, call a bus. Intervening has always been applicable if verbal 'knock it off' doesn't work

1/06/2021 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember if you get fired for not doing your job
is better than going to jail for doing it.

1/06/2021 11:30:00 PM  

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