FYI: E-Learning
The December Directives are out that every single member is:
- required to read
- be cognizant of
- abide by upon pain of termination
By the way, it's 216 pages of new, amended, corrected orders.
Now get out on the street and get Brownie some Blue Cards. Hopefully, you won't do anything that was covered in those 216 pages that will get you fired.
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216 pages... That will take me some time to read.
I have a learning disability.
I may not get to those blue cards.
we have to pass it to see whats in it. should have made it 2000 pages to make sure nobody will read it. trick bag follies.
Of your stupied enough to be making stops only for the purpose of getting a blue card instead of giving a ticket... you are the truly a F'N retard and every PO should hate you.
Wtf they keep changing EVERYTHING! Like the shell and cup game
Should you take time to review the material before every call?
Thank you! I’ve been saying this for about a year now. Each month you are responsible for 75-100 pages of new stuff. And you have bosses actually telling you to “just check marked read”. Somehow though we are responsible for everything contained inside? Bullshit
Squad, hold me in the station on e-learning, have a good day.
You're better off to go to medical school as there is less reading, you will be safer, you will make more money. Reading orders can put you in a catatonic state. I used to read the orders for promotional exams and one night my spouse found me in a stupor on the floor. Then I found out you don’t need to read the orders to pass a promotional exam.
I sure do miss the contact cards. Those were great. Easy. Made you look good for throwing hands on people.
If you run out of toilet paper, there is your backup.
I'm on it! Snore.
New use of force orders too, read carefully. Lots of changes, must provide medical aid, duty to intervene is physical now, not just verbal.
Just wait until the 8 hour e-learning comes out regarding sexual crap. You will sit there like good boys and girls for an 8 hour block in front of a computer for a tour of duty. Bring plenty of popcorn and beverages.
If after todays news of the dems winning in Ga and the dems having complete control of the govt doesnt stop you from doing ANYTHING proactive, you are a fool! Now you will see the real war on the police ramp up.
All ready read most of the UoF stuff. Its all worded for CLEA and they put in more of a desciption about choke holds
Yes, but the kicker with this Monthly's Directives are that those Use of Force orders go into effect in April and not in December of 2020. I'm suppose to remember that were still operating under the old but pollute my mind now with the new. Your going to get someone hurt.
it’s bad your your health to read that much on a computer in one sitting. Everyone should print the elearning in the district just to stay healthy.
That might be something the captains could do. Travel around the city and read the new orders at roll calls. I for one would be impressed.
The CST unit is making 500 traffic stops a day. No one in the media is asking about profiling in that unit?? How many citations are issued by them?? My guess is not many. So what’s the point of all those stops?? ACLU?? Consent monitor?? All of those stops surly isn’t bringing crime down so again what is the point of it all???
Squad, hold me down on E-Learning. Please put a lunch ticket behind it. Enjoy your retro!
009 is having a throwback junkyard dog party tonight. Sgt Jim T. on midnights is leaving on a 90 day detail! He will be missed. Some Sgt. will have to step up to the plate and be a lazy sack of puppy shit, complain about everything, be completely ignorant of state law and general orders and hide in the parking lot the entire tour. 90 days is plenty of time to stock up on hair jel and stare at your wanna be sons of anarchy tattoos.
Don’t leave the building without reading every word.
Anyone who doesn’t see the writing on the wall after Georgia last night isn’t paying attention. The same elements that terrorized major Democratic cities last year will now have the full support of our Federal Government. This is Obama/Holder on steroids and the horror of last summer is going to be nationwide. I’m sad to say goodbye to the job after 17 years but with 2 small kids my wife and I have decided to move and me leave while I’m still young. I have never been more afraid for our country than today, China as of Jan 20th owns us and Chicago is dead.
Catch 22. You Will Comply.
And by signing, sign-in or logging on for it, you’ve already agreed to any and all the binding disciplinary action. I’ll bet $2 that supervisors have been constantly badgering the Watch to be in compliance and acknowledge the Order without even reading it...because they’re in a RAP.
Larri LightFührer says abide or leave. Plenty of $15 safety monitors are in waiting.
I work CST and bring my 5 blue card every day. The ones that take off on me I just turn on the next block. No POPO WORK for me.
Was catching up on them. Why did they quit doing death notices for family members?
" The CST unit is making 500 traffic stops a day . . . All of those stops surly isn’t bringing crime down so again what is the point of it all??? "
1/06/2021 10:15:00 AM
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Yes .. WHY ???
Aren't all these kids "reverse seniority"?
Are they brain washed that they will be taken care of?? HAAA!
What are “blue cards”? Oh! Never mind.
Anonymous said...
New use of force orders too, read carefully. Lots of changes, must provide medical aid, duty to intervene is physical now, not just verbal.
1/06/2021 06:22:00 AM
Medical aid as trained and comfortable: when in doubt, call a bus. Intervening has always been applicable if verbal 'knock it off' doesn't work
Remember if you get fired for not doing your job
is better than going to jail for doing it.
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