Faster Please

Good news from the lobby:

• Over the past five months since arriving in Chicago, Andrea Carolina Sevilla’s parents have been unable to enroll her in school even though the reason they left everything behind in their native Venezuela was for her to have access to better education.

  In Venezuela, she said, she was lucky she could even attend school. Many other teenagers start working at an early age to help out their families, who often face extreme poverty.

  But she did not have the same luck in the city that she once dreamed of visiting. The family went from sleeping on the floor of a police station, to a crowded shelter, to a house on the Far South Side, and then back to the floor of the police station after her stepfather Michael Castejon, 39, couldn’t afford the rent. He could not find a job that paid enough without a work permit, he said.

  On Nov. 3, they set out to go back to Texas. And from there, they would go to Venezuela, the country they fled to seek asylum in the United States. They’re among the countless number of migrants who have chosen to leave Chicago in recent weeks in their search for a better life. They’re looking for warmer weather, more resources or to reunite with friends and family in other places.

So the grass WASN'T greener? Imagine that, you could have saved yourself the wear-and-tear hiking thousands of miles just to see snow on Halloween. And US taxpayers could have been saved hundreds of millions of dollars.

Of course, the government databases now loaded with all sorts of unverifiable illegal alien information won't be used to apply for loans, unemployment benefits, or absentee voting in the near future, right?