Tuesday, December 26, 2023

650 on Tap?

HeyJackass.com has the current mayhem at 638 bodies as we close in on the New Year.

Usually, we'd say a dozen bodies in six days in December was a long shot.

But....temps aren't dipping below 40 degrees during the daylight hours for the next week and barely touching freezing overnight. Not only that, but New Years Eve is a weekend this year.

It's completely possible.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

. . . I'm working a security gig by 51st and Western right now. I just heard about 12 shots fired. Oh well, let's see.

12/26/2023 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do they still have the Ghoul Pool??

12/26/2023 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! You're back. And straight back into my "daily reads" folder. Missed your rationality loads.

12/26/2023 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Let's go Brandon!

12/26/2023 01:05:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

I got a pretty good feeling that Team Ghetto will do the taxpayers a solid a pull a 0110 Hat Trick in a mass shooting between now and NY Eve. Speaking of which, it’s almost Ghoul Pool time.

> fingers crossed <

12/26/2023 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current body count works out to 12+ every 7 days so 12 in 6 isn’t that much of a stretch.

12/26/2023 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote Democrat for more....

12/26/2023 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such a shame,...

Yet, the people/folks elect the same worthless corrupt leaders...

The Revruns...and pfathers...seek their greed & lust...such a shepherd they are...


Vote Democrat for more.


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12/26/2023 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet the over! Temps that high, Chicago will be nickname the old Dodge City of the East.
Find a viaduct in a railroad yard and don’t leave till 1:00 Am. Trust me it worked for us
dinosaur for 35 years. They will just be as dead at 12:01 as they will at 1:00 when you
get there to fake concern. Been There, Done That!

12/26/2023 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we only had some type of gun safety laws....



Who should I bill for this advice ?...


12/26/2023 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really SCC....


Just another reason to remind everyone to register those guns & magazines.


and....


Vote Democrat.

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12/26/2023 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tuffer gun laws will solve this....Assault weapon ban !


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12/26/2023 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all the MAGA republicans fault. The oppressor is making the oppressed shoot and kill each other.

12/26/2023 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people need guns, like I need toilets in my mansions...Gov. Lardass


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12/26/2023 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more the merrier keep up the good work cuz it’s the only positive thing that comes from the ghetto

12/26/2023 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an idea....

Have some kind of card approved by SP to buy a gun, (like a poll tax on the 2nd.) ....


Then, we outlaw mean looking guns...where you have them, how store them...

We can even make everyone register gun ammo,... so if crime is high we can prevent theft by holding their guns,,...for safety.


DAM....

I should be in Washington DC with my brain....

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12/26/2023 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As my mentor always said,

"Why not be the worst?!"

12/26/2023 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody has to pay for dude not getting his playstation.

12/26/2023 07:13:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Keep the line moving.

12/26/2023 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city is always good to cough up a few you didn’t anticipate Guy on ventilator finally kicks off. Body in a sewer or abandoned building.
I like to say Bonus Bodies

12/26/2023 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city that keeps on giving. (bodies)

12/26/2023 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a dime on 650, and I know the democrat hood rats won’t let me down !

12/26/2023 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From before the hiatus here, I remember a report that the Coroner determined that a badly decomposed body, wired to a chair in an abandoned factory, with most bones broken with a pipe discarded nearby, had died of "unknown causes" or "exposure", because it could not be determined that the injuries caused the death, so no homicide determination and no further investigation needed.
John in Indy

12/26/2023 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger DixonSyder said...

Let's go Chalkie, Let's go! Let's go Chalkie, Let's go!

12/26/2023 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F.A.F.O Open verse challenge

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QVqKqnqdCwk

12/26/2023 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile little old Birmingham, Alabama is at 144 homicides so far. Not over 600 but with a 2022 population of only 196,910 population, that represents a homicide rate of 75.2 homicides per 100,000 residents. The probability of getting shot there is substantial.

12/26/2023 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better than 800! Thank God

12/26/2023 02:23:00 PM  
Blogger Just a guy said...

The ONLY way that number is not attained is if the thugs thought that they would have to WORK at it!
Remember...
You can have a better life securing a crime scene on OT than getting out of your car, doing your job, and being the lead story on the news as the bad guy.
Stay safe!!

12/26/2023 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 19th ward sucks

12/26/2023 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything under 730 is a disappointment. Averaging 2 homicides per day should be the baseline.

12/26/2023 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm disappointed it's not many, many more. The sooner they rid us of themselves, the better off we are. Quit patching them up would be my idea...

12/26/2023 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More dead Leftist voters pls....


12/26/2023 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm honestly very surprised the total body count isn't over 700. Maybe many of the shooting victims expired later at the hospital / ICU. And, if they had covid... well.. better to pad covid stats than homicides.

12/26/2023 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"thinning the herd"

12/26/2023 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm disappointed it's not many, many more. The sooner they rid us of themselves, the better off we are. Quit patching them up would be my idea...

12/26/2023 03:51:00 PM

They are just not trying hard enough. Hospitals saving them and they are damn lousy shots too.

The other problem is they continue to procreate with various thugettes at a rate far beyond average, honest hard working people. One gone but two or three young children to thugs on their way to crime. The cycle never ends.

Perhaps a few more rap crap concerts next year, they are always good for violence. Competition from the illegal invaders may spark more conflicts and shootings. The court system will do all they can to help by releasing those with gun charges and continuing to give out joke sentences.

12/26/2023 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave Grossman has interesting insights in his book On Killing
Heard him at the academy years ago. Makes a good point about violence. Count people shot, not dead for a true indicator.
Our EMS and trauma system saves a boatload of people that 20-30 years ago never make it.

12/26/2023 07:46:00 PM  
Blogger Bromley Simon said...

"On Tap." I see what you did there.

12/26/2023 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYE will be the wild wild west.

12/26/2023 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The court system will do all they can to help by releasing those with gun charges and continuing to give out joke sentences.

12/26/2023 07:19:00 PM


This may not be the irony it seems to be.

A not so subtle, yet too subtle for the dummy generations, hint at getting your civilized selves to blow past the resistence of that learning curve and face that the world is inherently violent, brutal as Mother Nature is to all.

So, the inner resolve to be civilized, as in meek, is being nudged ever so roughly into that required resolve to kill, so as not to be killed, which is the natural condition, no matter how yearned for is the opposite.

Those of the take it, break it, loot it, shoot it, rape and pillage thruout the village, crews have no resolve but to do as they damn well please.

Time on the earth does not automatically equal worthiness to continue here.

Corporeal + temporal = tiktok, the clock never stops ticking down to each one's zero moment.

Will your's be provided via violent acts by cretins?

At least have the kindness to take them with you, should this be so for you.

12/26/2023 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Just checking headlines and FOX News had the Mayor of New York City talking about violence and the migrants situations…he is absolutely (and I hate to say this) absolutely more fucked up than Brandon Johnson. Impossible you’d think-but true! Trying to use big words, double talk, stuttering…this is like an episode of the old Twilight Zone tv show!
Those two black mayors put together, don’t make a pimple on RJ Daley’s ass!

12/26/2023 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

do they still have the Ghoul Pool??

12/26/2023 12:14:00 AM

Windy City Watchers on Telegram has one.

12/26/2023 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember that the hard charging bosses will be out there backing you up just like Phil use to do just to get their name in the paper but in reality blow the arrest off on a patrolman and I recall a few instances where the times were off and CR's developed and problems in court arose for inaccurate reports. If a boss passes one on to you make sure you document it correctly and put them down as arresting officers. Have the cameras on like they want.

12/27/2023 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good news is those 600 plus will not be causing any more problems. To bad the number is so low. CPS might want to add shooting classes, you know a Real job skill in Chicago.

12/27/2023 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
the 19th ward sucks
12/26/2023 03:05:00 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You need to rephrase that.
The 19th Ward Alderman sucks.

12/27/2023 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santa Claus brought Chalkie a brand new box of chalk for 2024. 2024 will be a bang up year for Chalkie.

12/27/2023 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we did not have such excellent battle hardened doctors, we would have a heck of a lot more of these scumbags taking dirt naps there by curing them permanently of their disease

12/27/2023 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Just checking headlines and FOX News had the Mayor of New York City talking about violence and the migrants situations…he is absolutely (and I hate to say this) absolutely more fucked up than Brandon Johnson. Impossible you’d think-but true! Trying to use big words, double talk, stuttering…this is like an episode of the old Twilight Zone tv show!
Those two black mayors put together, don’t make a pimple on RJ Daley’s ass!

12/26/2023 11:36:00 PM
Agreed but Brandon is a close 2nd!When they get tired of being caged together dormitory style and organize as many have been let out of prison and mental facilities just a matter of time until they rise up and what are we going to do about it? With our hands tied and worried about ourselves stating assets in a federal courtroom and not being supported we will do what we have to do to survive!

12/27/2023 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 9 more to go..................

12/27/2023 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The good news is those 600 plus will not be causing any more problems. To bad the number is so low. CPS might want to add shooting classes, you know a Real job skill in Chicago.

12/27/2023 08:04:00 AM


They can still vote, so they'll be causing problems from beyond-the-grave... count on it. No way Democrats are giving up a vote just because someone had the audacity to die.

12/27/2023 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santa Claus brought Chalkie a brand new box of chalk for 2024. 2024 will be a bang up year for Chalkie.

LMAO. I thought Chalkie was a new nickname for Blowie and was trying to figure out why. Then I remembered he’s the mascot for HeyJackass. Which I only knew about from the links on side. Thanks SCC for turning me on to that gem.

12/28/2023 02:44:00 AM  

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