Wednesday, February 07, 2024

Seriously Juicy?

It's 150 days for pete's sake:

  • Actor Jussie Smollett is asking the Illinois Supreme Court to review a ruling that upheld his Cook County conviction for lying about an alleged hate crime, court records show.

    In December, an Illinois appeals court upheld Smollett's disorderly conduct conviction.

    The Illinois Supreme Court could hear the case, refuse to hear the case or send it back to the appellate court for review.

    The appeals court voted 2-1 in favor of upholding the conviction.

Just serve the time, enjoy your stay, meet new people, move on with your life. It's not like you're working.

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53 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Butt....


Butt....


Butt.....



There's no subway samwithches there.....




2/07/2024 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really should link to this video please:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124&pp=ygUaY2hhcHBlbGxlIGp1c3NpZSBzbW9sbGV0dCA%3D

2/07/2024 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope his lawyers are getting paid upfront.

2/07/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You’re going Jussie, no doubt about it.
The countdown to hearing that cell door slamming behind you is just around the corner.
Fist pump and scream your lying innocence all you like.
But like I said, you’re going Jussie, the clocks ticking!

2/07/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll keep kicking it back and forth between the courts, hoping for everyone to forget the manufactured hate crime perpetrator, until they eventually decide that he doesn't have to serve his sentence. It's Cook county after all.

2/07/2024 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juicy should run for any public office here. He would get elected for sure. And then the looney left court system would sentence him to community service of which they would rule as an elected official he is already being of service to the community. Next case.

2/07/2024 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he's an A C T O R... he can't handle baloney sandwiches and a shitty mattress... although he might not have a problem with the jerkoff artists all over the jail....

LOL...

2/07/2024 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a convicted clown who was looking for support.
Jussie Smollett appealing to the state Supreme Court.
As Tony Baretta says with this rhyme.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
Guess he’s out of option must be his last resort.

2/07/2024 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell this racist criminal if he keeps bitchin he can serve the rest of his time in an outdoor migrant shelter.

2/07/2024 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully He'll find a nice MAGA bunk mate!

2/07/2024 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he's being bled from legal fees. That $5 subway has become very expensive, let alone all the acting jobs he's lost out on.

2/07/2024 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would not be surprised at all when the bought and paid for Illinois supremes overturn juicy’s conviction.

2/07/2024 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His lawyers are gonna soak him on arguments and he barely has any income. You're gonna see him living in a tent outside a police station soon.

2/07/2024 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll love prison, lots of men showering naked....

2/07/2024 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2-1 ruling? How the hell did a judge vote no to upholding the charges?

2/07/2024 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grow a set keep sniveling that you are innocent could have been out by now lil cupcake

2/07/2024 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey Frank! Check where Kanye West was last night?"

So? Did Ye alibi out?

2/07/2024 06:38:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Juicy-Jussie is fighting this for health reasons.

He realizes that as a very handsome 'young and gay Black man', if he has to spend 150 days locked up 24 hours a day with nothing but other MEN, most of whom are also young and looking for some 'hot love', his body wouldn't be able to stand the strain -- and...uh...the 'constant exertion (LOL)' it would be put under from said romantic encounters which would ruin him physically and have a deleterious effect on his very promising acting and singing career in Hollywood.

After all, let us not forget that Jussie was a rising TV and Music Star before this unfortunate incident occurred -- which, "as his mother's son", Jussie still denies being any part of (those damn Nigerian MAGA Extremists!... Harrumph!)

As such, for humanitarian reasons alone, the Illinois Supreme Court must ... MUST!, I say! ... overturn this verdict and set this Young, Handsome, Gay Black Man, FREE!!! (Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, free at last.)

ps, where's the Keesing Bandit when you need him? (LOL)

2/07/2024 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he could be the new spokesperson for Subway. He could be the equivalent of the mayhem guy on the insurance commercial. All juicy needs is a catch phrase and he’ll be back in the limelight.

2/07/2024 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey come on. You know there to many people of color in jail in Illinois. So he just trying to invoke his Black Privilege.

2/07/2024 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scary that one judge believes the conviction should be overturned.

2/07/2024 07:13:00 AM  
Blogger L.T. said...

He has never even admitted his guilt as far as I have heard and I believe was still adamantly denying it. Thanks to Crimeasha Fox he is now in a position to file this appeal. Hopefully in the future we will be a reading an article about Crimeasha which is similar too this one: https://news.yahoo.com/former-baltimore-prosecutor-marilyn-mosby-025047894.html?

2/07/2024 08:21:00 AM  
Blogger John D said...

A guy of Juicy's interests might find a new soul mate in the joint.

2/07/2024 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

The Keesing Bandit will return soon.

2/07/2024 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnnie cochran got the real juice out of trouble but baby juice is running out of rope.

2/07/2024 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fellow gets the credit for "hanging on to the lie" for the longest...ironically, in his opinion, this gives him integrity...


2/07/2024 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Juicy has to do is make a nice contribution to Fatass, then Fatass will tell his two bought and paid for Justices along with whatever Justice(s) he has bought to rule in Juice's favor and Juicy wins!

2/07/2024 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess he's afraid he will be passed around like a pack of Kools. Giving his sexual preference, One would think he would he would be looking forward to that.

2/07/2024 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long will he continue to insult Americans? Is there anyone in the world that believes this goof? Guess he’s still trying to be a washed up actor.

2/07/2024 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Felt said...

Just like every Chicago crook, he thinks he deserves a get out of jail free card for his crime.

2/07/2024 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
2-1 ruling? How the hell did a judge vote no to upholding the charges?

2/07/2024 05:44:00 AM

I believe the appeal wasn’t based on whether he committed crime or not. They were saying it’s double jeopardy because he already agreed to a plea deal and then they appointed a special prosecutor who came along and charged him again. Many times appeals are based on procedural problems rather than guilt or innocence. Especially when it rises to the Supreme Court level. That’s something the community especially can’t understand.

Can’t wait to see him walking into jail. That will truly be “justice for Juicy”.

2/07/2024 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s this world coming to?! A young gay black man being found guilty of a crime? Put him in a cell with P.O. Toe sucker Calhoun!

2/07/2024 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Mario from the barrio said...

He can enter County Jail as a semi tight end, and leave as a wide end receiver.

2/07/2024 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is this moron constantly in a nose and not just in a prison where he belongs?

2/07/2024 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I saw juicy hanging out with bidens pimp son doing Crack in The alley the other night. Does anyone know if they have the same law firm

2/07/2024 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC correction:

"Just serve the time, BEND OVER A FEW TIMES, enjoy your stay, BEND OVER A FEW TIMES, meet new people, BEND OVER A FEW TIMES, move on with your life."

The only ones getting rich are the attorneys.

2/07/2024 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

talk about a racist
juicy smells it hires two blacks to play white MAGA attackers

2/07/2024 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I admire Jussie. He did for himself what racist MAGA republicans were too lazy to do.

2/07/2024 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe he could be the new spokesperson for Subway. He could be the equivalent of the mayhem guy on the insurance commercial. All juicy needs is a catch phrase and he’ll be back in the limelight.

2/07/2024 06:51:00 AM

Footlongs have become a reality every night all night long, nothing a tossed salad couldn't cure...

2/07/2024 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Maybe he could be the new spokesperson for Subway. He could be the equivalent of the mayhem guy on the insurance commercial. All juicy needs is a catch phrase and he’ll be back in the limelight.


Catch phrase for Juicy for a Subway commercial? How about.. “My favorite is the 8 inch salami!”

2/07/2024 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one would think he would want to be alone with nothing but men 24 hours a day

2/07/2024 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think courts should direct Smollett to his jail house date, and focus prosecutors' attention to new precedent of charging parents for manslaughter when their under-age children commit murder, following precedent of Michigan shooter-mom's conviction this week.

Foxx should be asked when prosecutions will begin for all the Cook County mothers and baby-daddies of Chicago's under-age gangbanger "funnin" gun-toting lil shooters who kill/maim their victims. Suspect hell will freeze over before we see comparable manslaughter charges here.

2/07/2024 04:46:00 PM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Hmm, kielbasa in the can. Literally and figuratively.

2/07/2024 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger Lars Pilsen said...

Will he repeat the famous lines uttered previously? "I am not suicidal and I am not guilty "
POS

2/07/2024 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Mario from the barrio said...
He can enter County Jail as a semi tight end, and leave as a wide end receiver.

2/07/2024 11:42:00 AM

He's already a wide receiver.

2/07/2024 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given he checks every preferred media box, he'll be feted once he is a free man. Gayle King & CBS This Morning (the worst morning show in broadcast network history) will do a puff piece on Jussie and the oppression he has endured since that traumatic winter night. To be followed by stints on Kimmel, Colbert & Joy Reid...the evil Wicked Wig of the Woke (moniker courtesy of Behind The Line/YouTube). Then he'll get a show on some woke streaming service. He'll be just fine in this media age where people with the right views tend to continuously fail UP.

2/07/2024 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one would think he would want to be alone with nothing but men 24 hours a day

2/07/2024 04:12:00 PM

Maybe he's of the opinion that it's better to give than to receive. I don't think his fellow prisoners will give him the choice.

2/07/2024 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Juicy Fruit actually has to serve the time but I wont be surprised if he doesn't.

2/07/2024 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody is paying his bills. He's got to be broke by now. His sister isn't on the food network enough to make that kind of money. https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/smollett-eats/behind-the-scenes-with-the-smollett-family

2/08/2024 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody is paying his bills. He's got to be broke by now. His sister isn't on the food network enough to make that kind of money.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/smollett-eats/behind-the-scenes-with-the-smollett-family

2/08/2024 06:41:00 AM

Who is paying? Oprah? Obama? Tyler Perry? George Soros? Lee Daniels? PUSH? NAACP?

Or, hopefully, Juicy Fruit's bankruptcy filing is looming.

About then, the White lady lawyer from Geragos & Geragos will exit stage left!

2/08/2024 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not blame him for fighting the sentence of 150 days.

It was too much. That was really giving it to him up the ass!

2/09/2024 01:44:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Looking for me?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/10/2024 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all this damage this asshole did before this was public and only 160 days

2/10/2024 12:21:00 PM  

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