"Reimagine" the Past
Let's see....take multiple million dollar properties along with millions of commercial square footage off the tax rolls pretty much forever....what could go wrong?
The city of Chicago has announced plans to convert a collection of empty office buildings in the city's downtown into mixed-used and residential towers.
The initiative, called LaSalle Street Reimagined, would convert nearly 2.3 million square feet (213,676 square metres) of vacant office buildings into residences and retail in the centre of Chicago, an area known as The Loop.
The plan incentivises developers to make the conversions and locally owned businesses through grants to inhabit vacant storefronts, building lobbies and former banking floors – while incorporating housing into the towers above.
Correct us if we're wrong, but didn't Chicago used to have giant sets of high rises dedicated solely to housing? We seem to remember spending a lot of time answering calls there.
Elevators never worked, hallways smelled like piss, shit and weed, holes in the walls to make multiple apartment "suites," Chain link fencing in the breezeways, surrounded by rats, and often raining canned goods when we pulled up to a call.
But damn, we never missed Leg Day, climbing the stairs three and four times a night.
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Cabrini-Loop
The LaSalle Robert Taylor Homes - they just moved up to the loop from south of China Town just like the White Sox will. So … it looks like the south side could never be rehabilitated so it will just physically more north. River North will love it.
J.J. cannot wait to move in.
DY-NO-MITE !!!
Mixed income housing…. The death spiral of the loop continues. U want tax revenue?? U turn into luxury apartments snd condos. I know it’s not popular but it’s a reality. Mixed income in the heart of the loop means more crime.. plain and simple.
I think it's adorable how they are wanting to create more retail space when most existing retail space is vacant and the remaining stores can't close up fast enough.
Why bother renovating the buildings anyway? Just hand the illegals a cot and a blanket and let them crash in the empty office space.
Maybe it will bring all the cancer cells back into a centrally located tumor.
All this change triggered by lockdowns.
I think I have seen this movie before.
In the end some connected individuals will make a fortune. Think Cabrini green.
This is the dismantling of America, which really hit high gear under Bathhouse Barry. That shit stain didn’t do a single thing to help our country, every one of his actions only hurt us, and the same can be said of Brandon’s term.
When are the treason trials going to commence?
It’s been over for a while. Just look and keep moving along.
Leg day kept you in shape in the Jets. And, wow, foot chases up and down those stairs were not for the weak.
Just what corporate office workers need on their obligatory "keeping up appearances" hybrid-schedule days downtown.
An even more intense, in-house, 24/7, round-the-clock "Taste of Chicago".
On top of the proposed head tax for incomes $100,000+.
Enquiring minds want to know, what will be the various exit strategies pursued by companies who, as demonstrated during the plandemic, can function perfectly well with a fully or mostly remote workforce? Headquarters in Illinois collar counties? Indiana? Tennessee?
Does this mean that the downtown-dwelling non-demonized yoofs will "shop" local?
Que Elvis singing............
In the Ghetto....another baby child is born.
.He'll grow up to be a democrat voter some day.....
Maybe Mayor Conehead will move into one,....
with his black wife and three black children....
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You forgot to mention the stairs laden with chicken bones, and never standing too close to the walls that moved! Ah 1111 and 1209, it seems like only yesterday…
!!! Got a brain storm !!!!
Raise taxes on homes and extra tax on selling one !!!
Who can I bill for this advise....
I should be in DC with my brain !
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I don't think that a lot of people will like the gunfire volleys going on between buildings all night long at the LaSalle street gardens.
The 'jects are movin' downtown!
The worst thing that ever could have been done was to tear those things down and spread the shit all over the city....
Measles case #2 at the bandon Johnson illegal immigrant settlement on Halsted Street by the way. This makes the third case in Chicago. CPHD was said to have rushed to the scene
Check out the social unrest in Haiti whereas gangs have taken over the place forcing the US embassy to be evacuated. A couple of prisons were broken into and 5,000 inmates have escaped.The place has collapsed
Another Joe Biden victory. We'll be importing the cartels from Hatit next and call it a humanitarian move
Lasalle street? Say goodbye to Chicago Board Of Trade once this happens. Will b moving out of state taking hundreds if not thousands of high dollar employees with them.
Retired in Texas……
I have come to dislike that over used leftist buzzword reimagine.
Reimagine this, reimagine that.
How long before the conester becomes the 1st Chicago mayor to put Chicago in some for of financial receivership due to his reimagined policies?
Asking for my sister’s friend.
Back the Blue.
Vote NO for Question 1…
Your description of those buildings is spot on. The smells when you walked in were horrendous. Puddles of urine in the lobbies and stairwells along with piles of human waste. The cats meowing everywhere and if you’re asking why so many cats it’s because they ate the roaches and the roaches were almost as big as the cats. It was a sight to behold .
Cabrini and Taylor reinstated to the loop gots a nice ring to it know what I sayin dawg
It's all for Obama land on the Southside. In order to build it, you have to clear it first....
So, assistance to anyone 60% of area average income. As city hall is right there, I'm almost certain city employees won't qualify ...
'grants'.
Oh, my bad.
'Grants'.
Wonderful, magical, mystical Grants.
For soothe, pray tell, from whence doth thy 'grants' sprout, oh wise leaders of government?
Never should have torn the projects down.
Will there be any Pretty Lofts? ( Asking for a close and dear Friend.)
It might be because of kind of people were there. Just speckalatin'.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
The new, but not improved CHA high rise Shit Holes ! That just perfect should run Chicango future into the ground even sooner !
Cockroaches. Don’t forget the cockroaches!
It's why they only want to go to Northwestern. They deserve the best for all of the effort they bring to society.
Did you ever go down in the crawl spaces under those high rise buildings? Nasty!
Cockroaches the size of palmetto bugs and rats as big as tomcats with red eyes and vampire fangs. The DEI Towers, the jewel of the loop.
Should just call it "Projects, Reimagined".
Coming soon to a high-rise near you.
We can display the hookers in the windows at sidewalk level just like in Amsterdam
I mean that’s what I heard they do there
History repeats itself, generation after generation.
Of course multi-family low-income subsidized housing land-use doesn't belong downtown, in ANY downtown, for a multitude of planning and tax-base, as well as socio-economic reasons.
These conversions are a short-term supposed solution for a long-term complex problem.
Mayor's Office has no business promoting conversion of LaSalle Street office buildings into subsidized multi-family housing. These conversions will be funded by tax-breaks and TIF funds; the buildings permanently removed from commercial tax roll and added to residential tax roll, though real estate taxes forgiven for years to come. Only the real estate developer and the future low-income residents benefit from this stupid deal.
Had a neighbor who was a union plumber at the CHA, and he told me some stories about how fucking nasty the crawl spaces along with apartments, and everything else was Two legged & four legged rats, cockroaches, water bugs, fleas, and god knows what else ! The residents would shit, and piss in the stairwells, and the elevators, just fucking nasty ass mother fuckers !
The city is going to need to fork out a ton of money for these conversions because they will not be economically profitable in the near future, if ever. While the city is at it. perhaps they can turn one or two of these buildings into large college type dorms as housing for members of the Chicago Teachers Union. It would be easy to verify where they are living then.
Cabrini Central?
ABBA on Dearborn?
One thing is certain. The crime downtown will get even worse, if that’s possible. More businesses will flee and less people will visit Chicago. Not good for an already struggling Casino too. The destruction one mayor can cause is shocking. But the aldermen are allowing it.
Imagine the underserved "residents" dropping a fridge or fellow resident from 20/30 stories up! It use to be quite a site from 10/14 stories at Robert Taylor Homes on State St. 30 stories on Lasalle St. be SPECTACULAR!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Did you ever go down in the crawl spaces under those high rise buildings? Nasty!
3/11/2024 07:50:00 AM
Mid 1980s, Taylor Homes and the stench was worse than usual, a sewer main froze and burst.
The crawlspace was FILLED WITH SHIT under the entire wing!
I actually saw it! They opened an access door and shined a light, gag a maggot.
They had a mystery contractor clean it out on a weekend??? Most unusual??? $$$
The plumbers showed up a few days later to repair the lines.
Put the teachers in the low-income housing developments so that they can help their students with their homework in the evenings...
Problem solved
!!! Got a brain storm !!!!
Raise taxes on homes and extra tax on selling one !!!
Who can I bill for this advise....
I should be in DC with my brain !
.
3/11/2024 03:30:00 AM
You keep posting this unfunny shit. At least stop with the annoying spacing and punctuation. And the word you're looking for is advice, not advise. You should be in DC with your brain.
Who can I bill for this advice?????!!!!@$!(?
Idiot.
Maybe the Keesing Bandit will find one there.
As a form of protest the jets residents would tie full bags of garbage to the handles of the disposal doors. Then they would ignite the bags assisted by 50years of Crisco lard and the the flames would shoot from the ground floor to the "penthouse". Fire department would come and say let it burn out. It wasn't hot enough to destroy the reinforced concrete and the smoke, well I guess it could of been bad for the respiratory system.
The abandoned units would have holes busted thru the cinder block walls.
Chasing dude in those buildings was like looking for the clay people in Flash Gordon who would blend into the walls.
Lots of issues to be resolved. Office space was designed for -office space-. Conversion would involve individual heating/cooling units, kitchens, bathrooms, additional walls, electrical, etc, not impossible problems but expensive and time consuming to implement. If this was so easy, private developers would be doing this in mass right now.
I’m not a cop I just follow the blog, but I did a job at an apartment complex at 67th and Colfax. 35 unit apartment building. Went into the basement to shut off the water and I could hear the cockroaches crawling. They were big. Very nasty!
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Anonymous said...
Did you ever go down in the crawl spaces under those high rise buildings? Nasty!
3/11/2024 07:50:00 AM
Wow SCC. You’re talking a different language to the hair gels.
I saw a documentary about Cabrini. This woman was talking about how wonderful it was. She actually said, “it was like a dream”.
is it racist to not go on vacation to haiti?
Stores are leaving. What makes you think more will want to come back? Will the new living quarters be hapt? Condos? Or Co ops?
SOC 101
The Concentric Zone Theory
Convert all that space to Venezmoocher shelter chic instead of boring old-school ghetto projects.
Dengue fever, fresh from South America, will bring some cred.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ar-BB1jD6NJ
Nailed it! Vertical patrol....
You keep posting this unfunny shit. At least stop with the annoying spacing and punctuation. And the word you're looking for is advice, not advise. You should be in DC with your brain.
Who can I bill for this advice?????!!!!@$!(?
Idiot.
3/11/2024 10:53:00 AM
Perhaps, just perhaps, your irritation is payment enough.
Smelled like piss, sh+t and weed? Sounds like the Red Line train I was on today. Idiot smoking weed in my car popped open the door between stops and panicked at which point I swore off ever riding the Red Line. This city is done!
Look up always look up
Perhaps, just perhaps, your irritation is payment enough.
3/11/2024 09:38:00 PM
Pointing out your stupidity doesn't mean I'm irritated. It just means you're stupid. I was trying to help you. I see now you're hopeless.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Put the teachers in the low-income housing developments so that they can help their students with their homework in the evenings...
Problem solved
3/11/2024 10:15:00 AM
But first thy would have to comply with the law as so many violate residency, let a copper or fireman do that termination immediately! But then again teachers union using our tax money bought the mayors office for conehead. A least JB used mom and dad trust fund baby millions to buy the governors office!
Them cha high rises were like cfd training exercises.
we had Rockwell Gardens in 011. The fun we had there.
No. I am afraid of heights.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
No. I am afraid of heights.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
3/13/2024 08:14:00 AM
Well, then, don't look past your twinkle toes.
You like my toes, don't you?
Now, kees me you fool!!!
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