Funny Stuff
An oldie, but a goodie:
And very timely as the media is posting graduation pictures from eight years ago.
There was a website a few years back (or a planned one) that was going to sell this picture along with a selection of candles, empty liquor bottles and some other nonsense. Does anyone know if it ever got off the ground?
If not, feel free to steal the idea.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
34 Comments:
If I ever went back to school and graduated. I think I’d skip wearing a dress (gown) and the Freemason mortar board hat. To get a “degree.” No thx. If you’re reading this and have taken part in this, the Uganda talk show host has a question for you.
Includes the 30 minute class on how to pretend to pass out and get caught before falling on your weave, whilst spewing your bullshit on a television interview.
Im watching the "GRIEVING" mother at a press conference with the Reverun JJ. She's all done up in the latest "urban" fashion, some sort of scuba goggles and clown like outfit, certainly not dressed in an outfit befit for someone in mourning. The standard posters were created stating it was time for action, whatever that might mean. It truly is sad that the dumb and uninformed are taken advantage of by scheister lawyers, con men preachers and unscrupulous media people.
You know when you first get your drivers license you can signup for a voters registration card at the same time. So how come you can't signup for a FOID and CCL to while at the DMV
Lol that's awesome.
The best was the fake momma pass out/collapse during the press conference. That was award winning stuff.
He waz a good boy
should also be available on t-shirts with said picture.
They did the same with Trayvon Martin…showed photos from 8 years previously to try and sway opinion in the criminal trial of Zimmerman. The media and far-left wanted someone defending themselves and their neighborhood to serve life in prison.
Scc look at this story, Tommy Fart is getting sued by college students for banishing them from jail over suntimes oped. He threw them out of jail program for criticism of his paper policy. Dart is cat fight with other libs ober toilet paper. Lol
https://chicagomaroon.com/42080/news/students-sue-cook-county-sheriff-alleging-first-amendment-violations/
He graduated from high school eight years ago & was gonna attend college in the Fall. He had his whole life ahead of him. Now his babies have no Father. I just went out driving in his new PPP car.
Stop the steal
The family demands answers!
Mama gonna get her hair did!
DIY project.
There was a time back in the day that my partner and I were talking about starting a business.
The business, selling Corner Memorial kits from the trunks of the squad car. These kits contained, balloons, candles, teddy bears and crosses. Everything one needs for that special gangster in their life.
Like the guy shot by police near Laramie and Irving awhile back.
He had pictures of himself on social media posing with a gun and bag of weed.
Ha ha ha ha I am picturing Dexter right now.
He was a good boy! Even though he beat women, shot a few people, sold drugs, used drugs, had multiple baby mommas, hijacked cars, terrorized the neighborhood, and robbed businesses, he was just about to turn his life around! Stupid Po-Po.
The media is the enemy of the people.
This has been common knowledge for years.
I hope that comes with a press release kit that says..."My baby didn't have no gun"...
It would also be nice if it came with a dollar store religious candle and mylar balloon for the memorial, and also included a white T-shirt and an airbrush kit.
It is soon to be a hit at Dollar General stores everywhere...
It really gets old about the "evil" police. The complacent media is BS.
MOST people stopped (whites, blacks, Latinos, etc.) stop. Do as told, put both hands on the wheel.
Kids are not all angels.
The viewer isn't that stupid...
hilarious!!
I recall going to interview a family of a murder victim at 9am on a Sunday, barely 14 hours after the shooting. The tshirts and memorial poster were already up and on family members. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were passed out at the ER entrance of St. Rogers.
Live the thug lifestyle and there is an old saying:
Play stupid games....win stupid prizes.
They have cap and gown ceremonies for graduating kindergarten now?
I wonder when the fake media is going to figure out this shooting isn’t a good one to latch on to in order to push their narrative of dividing the people and causing pandemonium in the country. They are desperate because November is fast approaching.
All mama sees is this is an opportunity to cash in on the ghetto lottery. These people are stone cold sociopaths, no other explanation for this behavior. Damn, go through the grieving process like normal people do.
On it.
You know when you first get your drivers license you can signup for a voters registration card at the same time. So how come you can't signup for a FOID and CCL to while at the DMV
4/15/2024 03:44:00 AM
Probably the same reason you can't get your prescription filled at KFC, or get a college degree from Dave & Buster's. Your question is stupid. The very existence of the FOID and CCL is based on Illinois requiring extra steps for its citizens to exercise their rights. Registering to vote doesn't give you a scary gun, so they can lump it in with your driver's license. For guns, they want the ISP, ATF, FBI, etc., to know who might be getting a scary gun. Move to a state with constitutional carry. They would laugh if they knew about the stupid FOID.
What a hoot.
Lefty-loons howling about unintended consequences.
Makes you understand why Bugs Bunny referred to naive/stupid people as, "What a Maroon!".
So long won’t miss you at all. One less check to write every month.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Scc look at this story, Tommy Fart is getting sued by college students for banishing them from jail over suntimes oped. He threw them out of jail program for criticism of his paper policy. Dart is cat fight with other libs ober toilet paper. Lol
https://chicagomaroon.com/42080/news/students-sue-cook-county-sheriff-alleging-first-amendment-violations/
4/15/2024 05:12:00 AM
More like the Chicago Moron
The media are lazy ass dogs and will take any killers picture given without questions. Anything to make police look unprofessional and unworthy of respect. The reliable propaganda provided by the socialist media is always counted on by the Democrats. Without their media concubines providing cover, the Democrats would always have their exposed asses and flaccid dicks exposed. Conehead and Larry are clueless. More bullshit plans for this past weekend that left bloodstains on their faces. Over 50 shot and 7 kilz. Nice plan you idiots. Can't wait for next week's safety plans.
And the Black and Hispanic Communities willingly provide the victims for the killing fields of Chicago. If the community had balls, it would be marching to closed down city hall, the 50 thieves and CPD HQs for their shit jobs.
A lot of people seem to be closing down roads to O'Hare and downtown in support of a terrorist group. It's all about priorities and it appears killing their own community members doesn't seem to be that important. More Pics, wailing, fainting, candles and balloons pleases.
I’m not sure, but I think certain segments of society when born are given a guide book of how to navigate the government in order to get the most benefits from actual taxpayers contributions. In this guide are also listed phone numbers to social justice agencies who will teach them how to file a complaint against the police, how to avoid paying your rent and not get kicked out of your apartment, how to bamboozle the IRS with the “earned income tax credit” fraud, how to defraud the system and git dat free PPP money.
This guide also lists how to apply for and receive home mortgage loans, even if you don’t qualify, how to take out a student loan for college, not even attend classes, and manage to have the government forgive that loan. How to obtain a car loan on shit credit, not make a single payment, and avoid the repo man.
The whole diseased temple needs to come down, those responsible, politicians and criminal recipients of our tax dollars through this fraud, need to be brought to justice, and a new slate of conservatives elected to right the ship.
The standard posters were created stating it was time for action, whatever that might mean. It truly is sad that the dumb and uninformed are taken advantage of by scheister lawyers, con men preachers and unscrupulous media people.
4/15/2024 01:28:00 AM
1. There is already a shit ton of action being taken. That's how there are murdered children being ignored by these same feckless fucks.
2. You left out the fake family assholes of the dead thug, though none of these are being taken advantage of in any way. They are no different then the preceeding knuckleheads.
On a cold and gray Chicago morn, there is an empty bottle of Hennesey sitting with a few candles and a mylar balloon on a streetcorner... in Chicago...
"In the Ghetto...."
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