Sunday, June 09, 2024

More Bear Arms

Literally within hours of our seeing that story about a bear getting shot in some California dude's living room, an autopsy from a California death investigation reveals....:

  • A 71-year-old woman who was found dead inside her Sierra County home last November had been mauled by a black bear, the first such fatal attack in California history.

    Patrice Miller's body was discovered inside her Downieville home on Nov. 8, 2023, by Sierra County Sheriff's Office deputies who had been summoned to conduct a welfare check. Deputies discovered a grisly scene with evidence that a bear had been inside, likely for several days, feeding on the woman's remains, authorities said.

    Initially, investigators thought she had died prior to the bear's entry. However, an autopsy report completed last month revealed that Miller was killed when the animal swiped or bit her neck...

So bears are dangerous. 

And California bears are developing a penchant for human abodes and human flesh.

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27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be on the lookout:

The bear was last seen going eastbound through the woods wearing the lady's glasses and smoking her California weed.

6/09/2024 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dangerous?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Is a bear catholic?

6/09/2024 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only mother nature's natural carnivores could be induced to only crave democrats' as fresh meat.......

6/09/2024 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rather take my chances with a four
legged animal then a two legged animal
that hunts the streets of Chicago.

6/09/2024 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bears gotta eat be prepared if they want to go that route

6/09/2024 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amazing how they were able to say it was a black bear that killed that 71 yr old woman in California last year. Just look at all the shootings and murders we have all over the dem run cities and the lib news never dares say it was a black offender

6/09/2024 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 71-year-old woman who was found dead inside her Sierra County home last November had been mauled by a black bear, the first such fatal attack in California history.

That's so racist...

6/09/2024 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More people are killed by Black bears every year, than any other bear.

6/09/2024 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cocaine bear wearing a red MAGA hat.

6/09/2024 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Grizzly scene”

6/09/2024 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would have thought bears had better taste than Californians.

6/09/2024 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something bad happens and right away it’s a “black” thing. Why not just say a bear. Very racist.

6/09/2024 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy tap dancing Christmas, there are 30,000,000 people in the former golden state. But wait, that’s not the number they used, the number is the total number of people who have ever lived in the state in the last 150 years.

One person has been killed.

We don’t know the circumstances of the unfortunate death of this not-so-old lady, but to me likely she was pretty unlikely.

This guy wanted to kill this bear. I’m okay with that, but these bears are not, as large animals go, very dangerous

The dangerous carnivore (4 legged) walking around Cali is the mountain lion. The tree hungers passed a constitution amendment to make hunting these large predators illegal because they are so cute. Now they are showing up in people’s houses and backyard and they can’t be killed unless you can prove they were going to attack you. They like to eat cats and little yapper dogs. I’m okay with that too.

6/09/2024 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


So bears are dangerous.

Not Chicago bears.

6/09/2024 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commiefornia let the bear’s homes burn and probably injected them with gates of hell’s poison or its in their water.
Very disturbing. They’re looking for food.

6/09/2024 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many white bear attacks???

6/09/2024 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised it wasn’t one of Al Gore’s polar bears fleeing the Arctic because of climate change.

6/09/2024 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't leave food out.

6/09/2024 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This bears repeating…..

6/09/2024 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If it had been a (white) Polar bear, there would be rioting, looting, burning down-downtown, marches, protests, total assholery and mob action even after the (white) polar bear was captured and now resides in the Foxx’s den as a rug.

6/09/2024 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the question for the Karens should’ve been, who do you want in your house?

6/09/2024 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

1. "It bears repeating"
2. Don't say Karens.

Number one can come over to my pretty loft for an unlimited supply of my famous white wine spritzers.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/09/2024 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a baby bear in your pocket, or are ya just glad ta see me?

6/09/2024 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I'm always glad to see you my cutie. I can tell by your stiffie that you are glad to see me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/10/2024 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm always glad to see you my cutie. I can tell by your stiffie that you are glad to see me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/10/2024 02:16:00 AM


Well now, how to tell you that it's actually a banana and not see your sad face, that is the quandry......


6/10/2024 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That viral TikTok video asking women whether they'd rather be stuck in the forest with a man or a bear got over 2 million views – and sparked much debate over women's safety (and perception of men). In fact, of the eight women asked, seven said they'd take their chances with the bear.

6/11/2024 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That viral TikTok video asking women whether they'd rather be stuck in the forest with a man or a bear got over 2 million views – and sparked much debate over women's safety (and perception of men). In fact, of the eight women asked, seven said they'd take their chances with the bear.

6/11/2024 09:49:00 PM


That last sentence.

Sooooo much Keesing Bandit bait there.

6/12/2024 06:17:00 PM  

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