Conehead Caves

Listen here Conehead, we know you're a communist. Everyone knows it actually. And we also know you're beholden to the "progressives" over at CTU. They own you....and they have the receipts.

This story broke just yesterday and the skidmarks located in both City Hall and your underwear are a sight to behold:

• Mayor Brandon Johnson on Tuesday night reversed course on a decision to remove a statue of George Washington from the hallway outside the mayor’s office on the fifth floor of City Hall.

  The Sun-Times reported the plans Tuesday morning. Ronnie Reese, Johnson’s communications director, said at the time that the statue would be “removed from the hallway outside the mayor’s office as we make updates to some areas around City Hall.”

  Ald. Nick Sposato (38th) was outraged when told about the plans to remove the statue. “When does this stop — the redoing everything and eliminating everything? I just don’t get it,” said Sposato, Johnson’s handpicked chair of the City Council’s Committee on Cultural Affairs and Special Events. “He’s George Washington. He risked everything. We are who we are because of this man.”

  But shortly before 8 p.m. Tuesday, the Johnson administration reversed course. Sposato got the news in a phone call from senior mayoral adviser Jason Lee. “It’s not coming down. It’s staying right where it is,” Sposato told the Sun-Times.

Sposato also called out certain media outlets who were on record making fun of Trump's prediction that democrats would be removing statues of Founding Fathers years ago, because making Trump look correct in anything is a "progressive" no-no, so this misstep had to be stopped, especially with the DNC just a few weeks away. The political commercials write themselves.

Conehead went and blamed Groot because she is a known Statue Remover and no one liked her anyway. We're thinking Conehead's polling numbers might just be rivaling Groot's about now.