Tickle Boots?
Is this what they wear during "pinch-and-tickle-time" at the fire house?
We heard the Keesing Bandit has an entire selection of these boots, but not all of them are Tack-Tickle in nature.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
84 Comments:
Lowering standards IS a HUGE mistake.....and city hall/ cpd exempts fo NOT care
Obviously a CPS student.
Future Merit Sergeant and Lieutenant for sure.
Are you trying to date the Keesing Bandit?
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All wrong!!! Sheesh!!
She forgot to write the most important partā¦
āRecruit Jā¦.. Gā¦ā¦ is writing this to/from under her dress.ā
"The name... is 'Du-moss'."
The Academy has always been that stupid. They have PO's do to froms for the dumbest things and do not even worry about the PPO's file jacket. I'm not sure, but I sure hope they do not place these To froms in the PPO's file jacket. Some of the to froms they made ppo's do can come back to haunt them 10 or 20 years from now, or even sooner if they get involved in a lawsuit.
This person will be a high ranking boss one day.
How is "messed up" not highlighted?? LMAO
This is just a funny sample of a To-From. Recruits relearning how to write To-From. This is just a little humor.
I have saved copies of old To/Froms which were pretty humorous which I donāt know how to send to the blog in the original form. One was sent from a PPO to the CO of the Training Division. The PPO was instructed to leave a report.
The Subject line says: ā What Eddies Meanās ā
The PPO describes, āEddies meanās to come to a relax stated, but you should be in control of your self. If a instructor comes into room and you hear eddies you should be quiet!ā
The PPO goes on to say, āR/O will try to help classmates understand the word, and what it means.ā
The report was from the early 90s. And of course āEddiesā means, At Ease!!!
Whatever one writes in case, arrest et. al. can end up anywhere, review what you compose.
This person did not go to a Catholic School! In reviewing reports I could always tell. And some reports were so bad I just couldnāt sign them. Carry a pocket dictionary.
Why didn't the mother of this recruit double check the bookbag to make sure the boots were packed? Another example of bad parenting.
Another victim of the Chicago Public School system!
Itās a training template. Lighten up. Laugh a little.
Be the change. Dear lord
"Knows she messed up" is she in seventh grade or is that the level of education for new hires..?
Don't ask why, years ago was on cfd for 5 year's, switched over to cpd. The firehouse was a little gay in bunk room. At times I heard things I wish I dindnt........ maybe that's why I left?
This is how dumb these recruits are. Bottom of the barrel. Cmon you shouldnt be on job if you cant spell tactical
And this was one of he better hires.
See the movie "The Wrestler" for an explanation.
CPS and academy valedictorian right there! Can't wait for this officer to write their first moo-ving violation or arrest their first guy for sex-u-ale ass-salt.
...Jesus Christ
ah yes,,,,, she will no doubt be a sgt in about 5 years
Isnāt there some sort of college degree required to become a police office in Chicago? Apparently this recruit attended The best storefront university she could find and was a magna cum laude graduate. But upon further reflection a perfect candidate for s meritorious exempt position. Commander or higher within 10 years.
This is reminiscent of roll call. Remember that gem? It was a Sgt too. lol
Iām now dumber after reading this.
Apply to the secret service now. Theyāll hire you.
It would be interesting to see what she brings in when told to bring in her reefer.
That is future command staff material right there. Frame it and put it in the academy glass case. Perfection.
Canāt wait to see future reports written by this genius! The standards are definitely lower but this is what they want !
What kind of silly stuff do they have to carry today?
Glad I'm done and gone. Threw most of, or sold my gear once I retired.
When I first saw this I said thereās no way that this is real. After talking with some people that were in the know it turns out this is a real TO / FROM.
#BE_THE_CHANGE
DEI coming to a squad car near you. Enough said.
The tack-tickle boots are available on Amazon. Comes with furry handcuffs and a realistic baton.
Gees, CFD training has gone downhill too.
I mean sure....I like to call my baton my tickle stick....š¤£
I will have to check with my fireman buddy "Lightloafers" Littleton about that.
And that is why you use spellcheck when pracktickle
This is what happens when you lower the education standard.
At least she got the format down! Most people canāt even do that!
A fine example of the Chicago Public School education.
We have a merit Lt who spells āIā as āeyeā. Not joking.
Obviously a DEI hire....she will go well in the upper rank structure of CFD
Seems like she is carrying many of those "Chicago values" we look for these days
The fact that Bulnes is a Deputy Chief is just as shocking.
Do we really blame the recruit..look who we have teaching at the academy!
Her case rpts begins with "what had happen was..."
This is funny because it's hard to believe it was written by an adult who had to pass a whole battery of tests to get hired and they didn't catch that this person cannot spell or write the native language (or their second language).
Also, this should be grounds to be fired. Police officers have to be able to write or type reports. Plain and simple. Reports can and do become part of a record, they can take away people's liberties, put people in jail.
This person will cost the city thousands if not millions in lawsuits one day. The City and department should cut their losses and fire this person.
Passing a reading, writing, and spelling test should be mandatory in order to be hired. There is probably nothing more important on this job than being able to articulate what you see hear and do into a police report.
Fire this person.
You know whatās scary? That after reading some of these comments, I realized people donāt know itās a training template and a joke. Wow
Blogger DixonSyder said...
Isnāt there some sort of college degree required to become a police office in Chicago? Apparently this recruit attended The best storefront university she could find and was a magna cum laude graduate. But upon further reflection a perfect candidate for s meritorious exempt position. Commander or higher within 10 years.
7/19/2024 06:08:00 AM
Just like DEI hiring standards, both are the mere idea of we are picking "the best candidates with the best background". Lmao. Fuck out of here, dumbest people in this department are with degrees. A piece of paper with your name on it doesn't mean you are smarter than the guy/gal with no degree, it only means you were disciplined enough to pass a school.
The movie āIdiocracyā is playing itself out in real time now. What a prophetic movie.
After further investigation I take back my previous comment. Itās not a training template and appears to be real lol
OMFG
True old school tact guys are rolling in their graves
RIP to some of the best coppers, most Vietnam Vets,who broke me in
Jesus save us
Letās be honest that was Migdalia 25 years ago
Have you seen the recruitment staff? This is not a surprise
We have a merit Lt who spells āIā as āeyeā. Not joking.
7/19/2024 09:10:00 AM
Who is it????
Isnāt there some sort of college degree required to become a police office in Chicago? Apparently this recruit attended The best storefront university she could find and was a magna cum laude graduate. But upon further reflection a perfect candidate for s meritorious exempt position. Commander or higher within 10 years.
7/19/2024 06:08:00 AM
You should always carefully proofread your post when attempting to criticize the intelligence level of someone else. Every sentence of your post includes at least one mistake. You've constantly shown yourself to be a complete fucking fool on this site, so none of this is surprising.
We have a merit Lt who spells āIā as āeyeā. Not joking.
7/19/2024 09:10:00 AM
Probably a Mason who thinks he's being deep and spiritual. If not, then just an amazing idiot.
Wsould my Tickle Me elmo count??
Are there recruits in the academy???
No shit.....
Anyone remember From:
****:
To:
Have a few from Dad's days on the job.
Don't go on Facebook, officers actually feel sorry for this moron and want to equate this as bullying and potential suicide. Fucking soft as people, if this makes you eat your gun then you have no business being on this job. Life's tough, get an helmet, laugh it of and move on. If you cant then FUCK OFF!
Hereās some constructive criticism to the author of this To-From Report. She is probably an F/1/21. When you Ensure something that means you are making sure of it. For example, you must ensure that you will not forget your tack-tickle boots for the next inspection. To Assure is to state a fact in confidence. For example, I assure that the person who wrote this To-From is an Idiot.
This is an example of another CPS epic failure
Does anybody remember Dick Trickle? NASCAR hero.
So the major concern going into the upcoming DNC and closely followed by the NFL annd college footballl season and open air football stadiums. Thanks to the George Soros and Democratic Blue State City Consent Decrees neither of which we wil be able to address in a split second or in a prompt mannner. Mark my word the Trump shooing was caused by lack of quick and concise appproval through proper channels. 26 mins is an eternity but god forbid you arenāt right so is a 40 year Federal prison sentence itās amazing any criminal case motive plays a role but with police the media related misconception that all police are white raciat homophobes is still the inference.
I have saved copies of old To/Froms which were pretty humorous which I donāt know how to send to the blog in the original form.....
.....Whatever one writes in case, arrest et. al. can end up anywhere, review what you compose.
7/19/2024 02:42:00 AM
Scan and create an image file.
Post all such images on an image site.
Provide link to your posted collection of images to blog, as comment.
Blog will then be able to access and decide whether to post your comment with link, or not.
Cut the PPO some slack. There was an oldtimer Sgt. who could barely read or write, yet still was hired and promoted, and was an ok Sgt, worked with a Chinese copper in 007 long ago who couldnāt speak āEngrisshā. They both managed to function adequately in their positions. This PPO is an improvement.
You should always carefully proofread your post when attempting to criticize the intelligence level of someone else. Every sentence of your post includes at least one mistake. You've constantly shown yourself to be a complete fucking fool on this site, so none of this is surprising.
Oh, thank you for your response. Iām sorry professor that the auto spell and a wrong letter popped up during my post so I'm humbled at your criticism. Now put on some more hair gel, put your hat on backwards, wear your best pair of chick magnet blue jeans and the shut the fuck up.
The author of this memo is obviously destined for upper management in the CFD.
Reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke on one of his 60's "party albums".
"Know how to tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?
Give her a couple of test tickles."
No tickles or boots for YOU - 2 weeks
Spelling Nazi
No surprise, thatās what happens you have instructors that have little time on the job.
I heard she did that intentionally because she thought it was ridiculous.
When did āmessed upā become a phrase youād ever write in a āprofessionalā response?
Just in the academy and she already made THE Blog!
This kid has a bright future with CPD !!!
Wsould my Tickle Me elmo count??
7/19/2024 01:57:00 PM
Did he attend cps?
If so, then no, he can't count worth a nickel.
I have several pink pair. They are really pretty.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Singer!
True story...
I read a submitted GOCR one time that contained the statement, and I quote, "The victim was then slapped upside the head"...
When I came on, Sgt's would reject reports for grammar and spelling errors to protect the PO from having to testify for those case report faux paus in a trial. Now anything passes and I miss the days when professionalism mattered.
Does anyone know if new hires are required to submit a paragraph or two without spell check??? That would screen out a lot of illiterate people. Most CPS graduates would "need not apply"
Oh, thank you for your response. Iām sorry professor that the auto spell and a wrong letter popped up during my post so I'm humbled at your criticism. Now put on some more hair gel, put your hat on backwards, wear your best pair of chick magnet blue jeans and the shut the fuck up.
7/19/2024 06:16:00 PM
You did it again. Want me to proofread your posts before you submit them? I have some free time. Or maybe you should just "the shut the fuck up." Auto spell? Really? That's fantastic!
A Thai wagon guy from 019 recently retired with over 25 years on. This guys spoke very little English but managed to survive for over 2 decades.
75 percent of this department can't spell... Get over it drama kings...
I am very dateable.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
The clown crew they have been hiring the last 10 years is disturbing...Dei and woke I guess.
just here to read the comments lol
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