Crap Headline - Good Shoot

No matter how much you hate the media, it isn't nearly enough. This was a 100% justified and legal police shooting, and their $hitty editors write this:

• 1 killed after police hear shots, open fire in Pilsen: CPD

Remember when actual journalists would insist on the "who, what, where, when, how/why" facts to be included in stories?

Now read the actual story, which is slightly better: 

• Officers fatally shot a man they say was armed after hearing shots in the area early Sunday in Pilsen, according to Chicago police. About 1:15 a.m., officers assigned to the Robbery Task Force heard multiple shots near the 1800 block of South Blue Island Avenue and found “armed offenders,” according to police. Officers then opened fire, striking a male, police said.

  The male, whose age was unknown, was transported to an area hospital where he was pronounced dead. A firearm was recovered at the scene .

  Near where officers heard shots being fired, a male and female were found inside a vehicle with multiple gunshot wounds, police said. Both were transported to area hospitals in critical condition, police said.

  Officials determined the male shot and killed was one of the gunmen who opened fire on the vehicle, according to police.

So what crappy excuse of a DEI hire wrote the headline? Or are they blaming this one on A.I.?

Glad the cops are okay. Glad they'll be missing the next thirty days of street duty (which includes the Mexican Independence Day debacle). 

Perhaps Larritorious can do a one-for-one swap where the Area 2 commander's staff can substitute in three house mice for the three officers off the street?