Monday, December 16, 2024

592...593...

Still sixteen days left in the year and HeyJackass.com has Chicago at 593 homicides.

Since 600 seems a given at this point, how about everyone guess what day it's actually going to occur? Add a time of occurrence as a tie-breaker.

The prize will be a fully paid subscription to the SCC blog....which is free already.

We're going to guess 22 December at 0200 hours.

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47 Comments:

Anonymous Frank Furillo said...

I'm not sure they'll make it to next weekend at this rate. This coming Thursday night at the latest for the big 6. Sooner if there are any illegal immigrant parties in Gage Park scheduled for this week.

12/16/2024 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

December 25. at 0110.

12/16/2024 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse Jaggleson says....

Midnight basketball will stop crime at night with teens that have nothing to do.

12/16/2024 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

…594…
I’ll go with 12/18 at noon. The communerty chalk(ie)d up 13 in 4 days.
6 more should be a breeze.
Bonus round: Final for the year - HeyJackass has 605. I say 608.
11-year average is 615…but I don’t see that happening.

12/16/2024 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number should be 594. Homicide in 004 last nite at 78th & Bennett.

12/16/2024 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

23 Dec 0230 HRS. Ah the old ghoule pool

12/16/2024 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Early Christmas morning. Some ppl get gifts from Santa..others catch lead in the streets. It can happen if you're naughty.

12/16/2024 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas Eve. 2300 ish. Somebody done got disrespected...

12/16/2024 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on. I'm sure 600 was already hit. Liars figure and figures lie

12/16/2024 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Trump's fault.....

12/16/2024 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24 Dec 2024 @ 0013 hours! You heard it here first! 4 am news will be carrying it as a shooting until they expire before noon! Signed the Amazing Constable on Patrol…….

12/16/2024 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safety Act Death toll, the Democrat legacy against the voters

12/16/2024 06:20:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Keep the line moving.

12/16/2024 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am thinking that there will not be any dei with the demographics of those killed and the killers

12/16/2024 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goidag eem. December 24th 18:07. 4700 W Madison street.

12/16/2024 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sooner the better more stiffs please

12/16/2024 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saturday 21st 1:00 a.m.

12/16/2024 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

Christmas Eve.
2245 hours.
Bank dat.

12/16/2024 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

21 Dec - 2300 hrs

12/16/2024 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 19, 03:00

12/16/2024 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll hit it at 0200, 22 DEC.

12/16/2024 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number 600 will be done by Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick

12/16/2024 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Extra points if you can predict which beat (or beat car, for real extra points) it will happen on.

12/16/2024 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was always amusing/depressing when you heard people on the West Side and South Side bad mouth the other, "Those people are savages over there. We're not like them at all!" as the bodies are piling up around them both.

12/16/2024 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No No No it's not 600 murders,,,,,, it is called gun violence recipients

12/16/2024 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 29, 2200 hrs

12/16/2024 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dueces wild eh SCC? And on 22nd street or in 002 with a .22 or .223 caliber and 22 round extended mag haha j/k

No doubt the conehead 600 is achievable ill go with Dec 21 the weekend before Christmas at 00:30 hrs at a street takeover prolly

12/16/2024 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 19, 2230 hrs

12/16/2024 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 26, Happy Kwaanza! 14:30

12/16/2024 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Originally tried sending at 01:54 hrs.
From I've observed some of the homicides occurs after
heyjackass shot clock expired (no pun) current standing is 594 dead homies. Decent weather old grudges meet up and a weekend victim passes "596" est guess. My guest 600 on Thurs btwn 00:01-06:00 hrs.

12/16/2024 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, with shotspotter gone, all those New Years Eve shootings can be pushed over till next year. Let the bodies sit unfound for a couple days.

12/16/2024 10:54:00 AM  
Blogger Madmanicus said...

25 Dec @ 1830hrs. Or after the wrong person grabs the turkey 🍗 that's been called dibs on.

12/16/2024 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago...real number is 666

12/16/2024 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...with that cheap ass gift....

12/16/2024 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orcyk says Dec 20, 23:00

12/16/2024 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Saturday night / Sunday morning the 22nd, 0130

12/16/2024 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

start counting the drug overdose deaths as homicide. Bingo, we got a few thousand homicides.

12/16/2024 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

21st. 2am

12/16/2024 01:43:00 PM  
Blogger John D said...

We're at 594 as of 3:30pm 12/16. I'll go 12/20 @ 0600.

12/16/2024 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of guesses for Xmas eve/day.
Looks like a lot of people (folks) are counting on Santa to bring a gat.

12/16/2024 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

12/22 after the Bears whip the Lions at 1600 hours.

12/16/2024 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/23 0130 7 dist Bt 712

12/16/2024 06:39:00 PM  
Blogger Junk Drawer said...

Lucky number 600 will fall on Saturday, December 21st at 10:45p. For the bonus round, I'm guessing in Garfield Park.

12/16/2024 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. 600 will come and go before the 31st. - Lincoln

12/17/2024 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 20 at 2359 hours

12/17/2024 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winner

12/21/2024 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

count the drug overdose deaths and we will be over 2,000

12/24/2024 12:10:00 PM  

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