Monday, May 05, 2025

And Speaking of Scandals....

Has Larritorious ordered the Sox Park shooting closed yet?

You remember, the one where a CPS employee smuggled a gun into the stadium and suffered a negligent discharge that wounded another fan, while suffering a scorch mark across her belly where she had hidden the gun in her fat folds.

And Larritorious and his brain trust tried claiming that a ShotSpotter Alert was related to two 9mm bullets traveling nearly a mile, surmounting a stadium wall eighty or so feet in height while plummeting at a downward angle with enough force to wound two game attendees sitting next to each other. 

A trained sniper might land two rounds within inches of each other on a calm day in perfect conditions, but no one is doing that from a mile away with a pistol.

They want to drag this one out like the Juicy scandal - wait a few years until everyone forgets it was never closed, and then wrap it up with no fanfare. We had all but forgotten the Juicy scandal when someone leaked out the info about an upcoming settlement. 

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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That case was suspended a long time ago which means unknown offender.

5/05/2025 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe Trump can order the shooting investigation released like he did with the jfk and mlk shootings

5/05/2025 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was a Drone Attack?

5/05/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watched the highlights from a couple of home games and the stands are empty in that joint.

5/05/2025 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The slum times is on life support and begging for donations. Don’t give them any clicks. Let those f***ers starve. They come here looking for “scandals” too.

5/05/2025 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Juicy Case is an indelible ugly scar on the Illinois Judiciary.

5/05/2025 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Wrigley Field is safer and the men are much prettier.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/05/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the “victims” sued the Sox. What happened?

5/05/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was anyone involved remotely related to our 1st Deputy?

5/05/2025 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about rounding up the usual suspects?

Sirhan Sirhan
John Wilkes Booth
The One Armed Man
Lee Harvey Oswald
James Earl Ray
The girl who didn’t like mondays.
Or maybe it was the platoon leader of Charlie company, William Calley Jr.


Leave no stone unturned.
Why settle for the obvious fat communist pig hiding the pistol in her own fucking FAT!!!!!

5/05/2025 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to hear the explanation for the live round found in the stands.

5/05/2025 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the CPS teacher? CPS is an interesting place: teachers with guns, teachers charged with felony agg battery of child . . . I suppose the list could go on and on.

5/05/2025 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More magic bullets.

5/05/2025 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha that’s probably what it is

5/05/2025 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The faster the Sox leave, the faster the cell can be turned into a Calypso Gene.(Louis Farrikan ) entertainment venue.

5/05/2025 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll explain the live round if explain the used condom.

5/06/2025 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The live round was when the gun was passed off and the subject released the magazine and ejected the round in the chamber. The tuna that had the gun in the roll had a burn mark on the fat belly and the friend shot on leg. The commander running the security conspired with the bosses and sox management to cover it up. The dets were told what to do or else and so it goes the Chicago way. SOMEONE was connected. The commander was dumped to take the hit. Case closed. They will solve how the pyramids were built before this is ever solved. Remember the bosses and politicians in Chicago and Illinois think everyone is stupid and will believe the 2 mile shot story.

5/06/2025 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will bow to your experience on the matter.
So glad that you are back Bandit!

5/06/2025 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chinese balloons.

5/06/2025 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Sox games have highlights?
Honest question.

5/06/2025 10:05:00 PM  

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