Dumping Ground

Kind of ridiculous when you think about it:

• A renewed search for a couple at the center of a 50-year-old cold case has led to the discovery of nearly 100 cars that were submerged in the Chicago River. Edward and Stephania Andrews were a married couple from Arlington Heights who disappeared on May 15, 1970.

  [...] In another attempt to locate the missing couple, members of the Chaos Divers team jumped into the Chicago River last week in search of the Oldsmobile.

  [...] The team came to Chicagoland last week in an effort to help crack 10 local cold cases and was focusing on Edward and Stephania’s disappearance. However, their efforts to uncover answers inadvertently revealed another curious case.

  During their search on the Chicago River, between Cicero and Diversey, Chaos Divers located nearly 100 cars sunken in the water.

Ninety-seven cars....so far.

If there are any old Auto Theft detectives reading, you might be able to improve the clearance rates by double digits.

And anyone working Cold Cases might want to see if any bodies parts are recovered when they start clearing the wrecks.