Great Idea!

We wish we had thought of this one:

• ...we have a pretty huge update and confession about this whole "Report ICE activity hotline" situation.

  By about 1am, we had reports come in from numerous states that there had been "incidents" at a number of biker bars last night.

  It turns out that "report ICE activity hotlines" had received "tips" about "off-duty ICE agents" drinking at dozens of bars. Those bars just so happened to be biker bars owned or frequented by individuals who haven't always been on the right side of the law.

  ICE protestors were alerted and given the addresses of these bars. According to friends of ours across the country, beta soy boy, gender-fluid communist Meal Team Sixers showed up with their "F-ICE" flags and tried barging into the bars. Except... there were no ICE agents drinking there. As a wise man once said... "now you's can't leave".

Unfortunately, we can't find any actual news coverage of these incidents (yet) leading us to believe it's a work of fiction....which is too bad because it would be hilarious to say the least.