Monday, March 02, 2026

Suburban What Now?

NBC "reports":

  • A 20-year-old man was arrested Thursday on a search warrant that prompted a shelter-in-place order for nearly an hour in parts of northwest suburban Lake in the Hills, authorities said.

    A joint investigation into "illegal activity" led to the arrest of 20-year-old Joel Fernandez of Lake in the Hills on Tuesday, authorities said.

    [...] He is charged with four counts of possession of ammunition without a valid FOID card on person.  

SWAT call out. Shelter in place order. Illegal activity.

LakeMcHenryScanner.com report:

  • A criminal complaint filed in McHenry County Circuit Court alleges that Fernandez knowingly possessed – without a valid FOID card – 20 cartridges of .45 Auto Sellier & Bellot branded full metal jacket (FMJ), 13 cartridges of .223 Remington branded steel core FMJ, one cartridge of 9mm Blazer Brass branded FMJ, one cartridge of 9mm Remington-Peters branded FMJ, one cartridge of 9mm Speer branded jacketed hollow point (JHP), and two cartridges of 9mm Sig Sauer branded JHP.

Um....thirty-eight rounds of ammo? That's it? A SWAT call out and a neighborhood lock down...for thirty-eight rounds?

  • The complaint did not mention whether Fernandez possessed firearms.

You've got to be f#$%ing kidding. Thirty-eight rounds and no firearm. 

So what was the actual danger?

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow up....
Once finding out suspect was a illegal....The all clear alarm was sounded.

3/02/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhhh... more to the story I'm sure.

3/02/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, fuck those cops. I’m sure you foia’d the case reports, 911 calls, and radio tapes which would’ve fleshed out any reason for SWAT. Oh wait, you didn’t? Oh so you’re just acting like an angry boomer Karen, got it. Gtfoh

3/02/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So ahhh, 2 boxes of ammo gets NIPAS called out? WTF is this? Highland Park's Nancy Rotering 2.0?

3/02/2026 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another shit-show. Incompetence is the new normal.

3/02/2026 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is normal in the suburbs...go chat up the rehires about how those places operate

3/02/2026 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An everyday normal possession in the ghetto.

3/02/2026 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smells like somebody either has a questionable CI or spends too much time searching social media for activity.

3/02/2026 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Without a valid FOID card on his person."
Are cell / electronic FOID cards valid? Or did he not have one at all?
John in Indy

3/02/2026 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy above ^^ can get his 2 bullets from the guy below here

3/02/2026 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you actually expect in Lake In The Hills? A barking dog there would probably warrant a SWAT response

3/02/2026 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calm down. I’m sure they were expecting multiple guns. After everything was said and done, they have to charge him with something.

3/02/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all that ammo sounds like a typical street stop in the hood on just 1 honor roll student

3/02/2026 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow,,, those are some detailed descriptions of the ammo yet the liberal news always just says "multiple offenders" when describing the usual criminals in Chicago

3/02/2026 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the sleepy burbs. It finally allowed their SWAT people to play Seal Team 6 live.

3/02/2026 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Don't say Karen.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/02/2026 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he was a collector of cartridges? Kinda like a coin or stamp collector.

3/02/2026 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too many useless DEI hires. Afraid of their own shadows.

3/02/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Timid cops today?

3/02/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do realize rquiring an FOID card is going to he found unconstitutional eventually

3/02/2026 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya'll need to stop downplaying this incident because this guy probably has a good arm & could throw those bullets pretty fast at somebody

3/02/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they hire a retired CPD supervisor to run that clown show?

3/02/2026 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Found the tact clown that brings in 5 blue cards a
tour and thinks he’s Donnie Brasco. Go gettem tiger.

3/02/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, a lot of ferals up nawth now and they're brutal.

3/02/2026 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Subs are no longer sleepy. Lots of very bad ferals up here. They're caught and turned loose in lake county just like crook county.

3/02/2026 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the old gun teams search warrants with the antique civil war musket rifles.

3/02/2026 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like someone wanted some overtime.

3/02/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he get two rounds from the guy in the first post?

3/02/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asking for a friend, but all day everyday cops on this blog call Chicago a violent place, and a place they want to get away from. Would you rather raise your family here or there? There is more to this story.

3/02/2026 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s not the ghetto.

3/02/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I find amusing is the suburban police departments look at Chicago Police like they are a bunch of clowns on and off duty and they are the smartest people in the world. News flash: Chicago has smart and slow officers, but they would never call out SWAT for 2 boxes of ammunition and NO guns.

3/02/2026 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$hiiit grandma keeps that in her unmentionables drawer.

3/02/2026 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope they did a thorough body cavity search

3/02/2026 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tightest puckerholes possible there.

3/02/2026 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so sleepy when you have Waukegan & North Chicago nearby, along with former CHA residents sprinkled about those sleepy burbs via section 8, be-bopin down the street like deys be on da west side doin a little window shoppin. You can also add in some white trash meth heads, illegal MS13’s and some Latin Putos or whatever they call themselves, and suddenly those sleepy burbs aren’t so bucolic anymore. Burn in hell democrats.

3/02/2026 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXACTLY. The goof probably said he had explosives.
The media outlets didn't followup on anything.

3/02/2026 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly this. Better safe than sorry.

3/02/2026 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not surprising. All those departments in McHenry Co are full of scared, backstabbing retards. Esp. LITH. They couldn't find the guns but charged him with bullets? Clowns. They don't know how to write reports. They will all probably get sued over this dumb over blown case.

3/02/2026 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, when? That issue has been bouncing up, down and all around the state and Federal courts for at least the last 30 years.

3/02/2026 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever been hit with a bullet that someone threw at you. Oowwwee

3/02/2026 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be a warrant for guns. Maybe they missed the guns in the house, or the guns were moved.

3/02/2026 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does CPD always find what they are looking for when serving a warrant? Do the dope cops sometimes come up dry on a warrant? How about the big payoff on the bad warrant that was posted here yesterday? I suspect they got a warrant seeking guns which had been moved or well concealed. Maybe they were never there. That’s why they call it probable cause. If this PD has an ATF agent in their pocket, one who has the juice to get a the USA to take the case, our bag guy is going to find each of those bullets is going to cost him five years. FYI most of those suburban cops think the CPD are the real police. Different place, different rules.

3/02/2026 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey that's how I acquired my Tommy Gun. Don't hate the game.

3/02/2026 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you are butt hurt over something personal.

3/02/2026 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe this case is related to the 2 bullet theft the police are accused of stealing in the next article? Stay tuned!

3/03/2026 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to not become the city?

3/03/2026 10:18:00 AM  

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