Not the Smartest Criminal
Prosecutors say a Chicago man Googled how to kill someone with a hammer before using one to beat to death a transgender woman he had been in a relationship with.
Deandre Bell, 24, is charged with first-degree murder in the death of Davonta Curtis, 31, whose body was found by family members inside her apartment in the 2400 block of West Lake Street on April 8. Prosecutors said she had been in an on-again-off-again relationship with Bell.
In a detention filing, prosecutors said the two spent part of Easter Sunday together and video showed them returning to Curtis’ apartment building that evening. Sometime between 11:40 p.m. that night and early the next morning, Bell struck Curtis repeatedly in the head with a hammer, prosecutors alleged. Surveillance video then shows Bell leaving the apartment building alone at 1 a.m. on the morning after Easter.
This is why our closest friends have instructions in the event of our untimely passing:
- clear our browser history ASAP - phone, computer, everything
Lord knows we don't want the Keesing Bandit going through our internet searches.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
27 Comments:
Crazy! OMG!
" found by family members inside it's apartment "
Thankfully criminals aren’t the smartest bunch.
You can learn a lot from google.
Are we SURE the dead person wasn't the keesing bandit?? Or maybe assman009??
This guy could be the dumbest guy in the universe
Well, it's an off again relationship now. But, he can fulfill all his desires in prison. She was a he. This place has gone to the dogs.
Especially before CFD goes through your stuff
no way, the dems are always saying they are too stupid to know how to use a computer
had to Google "how to use a hammer".... must be a proud graduate of Chicago's Public School System.
it's hammer time?
DeAndre...need I say more....I was also told they don't have access to the internet..lol
No Mr. Meany Man. I am very much alive. The only way that I get hammered is with my famous white wine spritzers.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
So deandre beat davanta wit duhhammer.
What a maroon!
So, where are all of the LBGTQIAandsometimesY "advocates" protesting and calling for the death penalty for this hate crime? Oh wait, it wasn't a white guy who killed the transwoman. Never mind.
You can clear your history but the computer guys can bring it back up. It might be hidden but it’s still there if they want to see it
You can't be too bright if you have to google how to kill someone with a hammer
Does the transvestite baby mama man get a housing voucher too ?
Bingo. Nobody hardly even notices when an oppressed minority commits extremely racist/sexist/whatever -ist modifier you prefer, but God forbid a white man look at a minority the wrong way.
I wonder if he also googled how to beat someone to death with the smooth.
coffee just came out my nose
Now I'm not a college graduate but if he needed Google to figure THAT one out, he's has bigger problems!
No, that would be our mayor...
did he kill he or she
Delete the history... LOL... good luck with that. Maybe google "Digital Forensics" and have fun with those rabbit holes.
Kamala for President of Somalia Says:
I object to not being considered for the Not The Smartest Criminal Award. My skills in this area are well known, and I’m always up for a new challange, and looking forward to Election Day 2017
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