Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Nice Weekend Conehead

Is crime still down?

  • At least 28 people were shot, one of them fatally, during the weekend across Mayor Brandon Johnson’s (D) Chicago.

    CBS News reported that the fatal shooting occurred at 11:45 p.m. Saturday “in the 8000 block of South Morgan Street,” after two groups of people quarreled. 

    A 25-year-old woman was shot numerous times and died after being transported for medical attention. 

Hoping over to HeyJackass.com, the full weekend totals ended as follows:

  • 1 dead, 29 wounded

Certainly a lower number of killings that most years and sightly above average woundings.

Warm all week, but rainy. 

UPDATE: CWB points out that this is a 50% INCREASE over last year:

  • Warm weekend weather helped drive a sharp year-over-year increase in shootings across Chicago, according to information released by the Chicago Police Department. While only one homicide was reported, 29 other people were wounded by gunfire, with victims ranging in age from 13 to 46.

    Data compiled by HeyJackass, a website that independently tracks Chicago crime using public records and open-source reporting, shows 30 total shooting victims this weekend, a notable jump from the 20 recorded during the same weekend in 2025. The site’s historical data indicates that last year and 2022 were the best-performing years for the weekend since 2015, while the weekend’s long-term average stands at 34 victims.

Any "reporters" staking out Casa de Conehead for a unannounced trip to Northwestern?

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn that warm weather, the cause of all problems.

4/14/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F these bast ards

Senate investigators spent months reviewing roughly 2,000 pages of federal records. What they found is damning. FDA and CDC officials under the Biden administration identified a significant stroke risk tied to P fizer's CO VID bivalent booster in seniors - and never breathed a word to the publi

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/biden-fda-knew-about-covid-vaccine-stroke-risk-and-kept-americans-dark

4/14/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, if you go to the source of that chart, you’ll find the actual figures: 2020 had 66 miscarriages/stillbirths, and 2021 had 3,428. That’s a 5,094% increase, for context.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/04/new_data_reveal_a_staggering_rise_in_stillbirths_and_miscarriages_after_the_covid_shot.html

4/14/2026 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a reliable source
Conehead’s 150 man security force is only at 110 strength
We now return to our regular topic

4/14/2026 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It isn’t going to change. Nothing is being done differently to make change happen. The circus must go on with this one term Mayor. When the Mayor goes so will the Superintendent and his command staff. I can’t wait.

4/14/2026 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrat run cities continue to provide training in treating level one trama.
Thank your elected Democrat
Vote Republican

4/14/2026 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic what is up in 016, that nobody wants to take the 63 team sgt opening. Its been vacant for months since winter.

4/14/2026 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s ok the 1967 team has the 019th district locked and secured! they got the whole northwest side locked down actually not just 019

4/14/2026 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is more casualties than in the Iran theater of operations! Chicago needs martial law & The National Guard, Conehead is ineffective....(and racist).

4/14/2026 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need tougher gun laws!

4/14/2026 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 column is sorely lacking a good number

4/14/2026 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the media hides his trips to Northwestern. I understand patient privacy, but this guy is inept and mentally incompetent.

4/14/2026 06:12:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Keep the line moving.

4/14/2026 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the peoples/folks can do a lot better on the kill rather than injured, tire dof my tax dollars paying for hospital and welfare for these rats

4/14/2026 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conehead is hoping the city has another truck he proudly gather the liberal news for to give the truck another anti-ice name, that way people won't ask about all these silly shootings and murders

4/14/2026 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is DOWN! Just ask Brandon and his dimmycrat minions.

4/14/2026 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ghetto Mayor will be boasting, only one kilt the city is safe.

4/14/2026 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the shit media covered for useful idiot Eric Swalowell for years, they cover for Illinois own incompetent useful idiots Putzker, Conehead, Raoul and Conehead. It was the worst kept secret in Washington that Swalowell had a grabass problem and they covered for him until it was convenient to dump him. His campaign for governor is going to get a Republican elected so they leaked shit to get him. Personally I don't see any criminal charges coming his way but it would be hilarious if it happens. Our complicit media looks out for their own in this State, which is why they NEVER ask any hard questions to shitbag Putzker or Conehead. They allow these shitbags to bloviate their nonsense without any blowback. Fuck the media in Chicago. They're all useless...


4/14/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and nothing will come of it
all kinds of investigations & hearings in DC
that fade away with no one paying the piper

4/14/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be that his pointed head is squeezing his brain?

4/14/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazingly, no BLM protests. It's mostly black on black, but the media will not say that!
The first victim of political correctness is the truth!

4/14/2026 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic...were you aware of this? https://nypost.com/2026/04/13/us-news/woman-claimed-she-was-detained-by-ice-but-was-really-at-hotel-lawsuit/

4/14/2026 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, conehead is an imbecile, so we still have that

4/14/2026 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how this fool is our mayor, I really don't. I follow politics in this city fairly closely. There must have been a fair amount of Cook County style cheating going on. I hope the DOJ has the wherewithal to look into this. For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be from this city. First Lightfoot, and now BJ. The next punch is taking this city down.

4/14/2026 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking as a Tact Guy- who wants to a Tact Team anymore?
It’s not worth it!
Hours suck, depending on the LT/Capt/Commander, there’s little benefits. Way too much exposure to CR’s. Too many Days Off cancelled.

4/14/2026 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one change that is needed is more target practice for the playas

4/14/2026 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares. Need better shooters then send in the scoops

4/14/2026 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to name another street sweeper. How about “The Street Sweeper” 😵😵😵😵😵😵

4/14/2026 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's climate change. I'm sure a new city carbon tax will fix the problem.

4/14/2026 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the good news is if the shooters bought their ammo in cook county that extra tax they paid will help pay for another useless social program to stop the shootings

4/14/2026 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gangbangers will always shoot Gangbangers nothing you can do about that

4/14/2026 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 25-year-old Chicago father, Alexander Kazanowski, was fatally beaten outside an Avondale bar after reportedly being asked to leave

4/14/2026 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eric will be appointed a command spot on the cpd a perfect fit

4/14/2026 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And more serial numbers on ammo!!

4/14/2026 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he was born feet first according to his bio.

4/14/2026 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California Rep. Eric Swalwell officially resigned from Congress on Tuesday following a wave of sexual assault and misconduct allegations from several women, and hours after another accuser stepped forward.

conehead will appoint him to an exempt position in the cpd

4/14/2026 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swalwell announced his resignation in the days following reporting from CNN and the San Francisco Chronicle that a former staffer accused him of sexual assault, describing a night of drinking that ended with him having sex with her when she could not consent. In addition to the allegation of sexual assault, three other women who spoke with CNN alleged other sexual misconduct, including that Swalwell sent unsolicited nude photos and graphic messages.

the congressman should had learned the cardinal rule from the cpd
do not play around n keep your johnson inside your johnson

4/14/2026 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They hate us and it was part of a mass depopulation scheme which vastly lined their own pockets.

4/14/2026 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. She’s getting into big trouble.

4/14/2026 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cone head would fit right in an AI
3 Stooges remake.
Moe Larry Curly and their step brother Cone Head.
Cone Head often has a look as if Moe just hit him in the head with some large object.

4/14/2026 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who wants to be a sergeant in 016 at all? Dumb clouted LTs overseeing the watches. No thanks. Lots of sergeants are leaving that place for better pastures.

4/14/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Yes another useless anchor baby thirsty for attention.

4/14/2026 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical CPS grad can’t stay on topic because his/her reading comprehension is off.

4/14/2026 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That whole team needs to get disbanded, they’re all useless.

4/14/2026 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She also fabricated a sexual assault in the past that got her into hot water.
Attention ho.

4/14/2026 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zero crime still on 5700 w Superior block though

4/15/2026 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah very curious to hear the details of that story once they emerge. Who are the 4 POI sent out in that alert?

4/15/2026 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number shot vs.death toll speaks well for emergency room medical attention and immediate care efforts of cops and fire first responders. Of course, not a few of the wounded suffer disabling injuries that ruin their lives and that of their families. While adding to the number people on Public Assistance.

4/15/2026 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, right. We had more murders in March than in the Iranian combat theater. It's more dangerous on the streets of The City than in a combat zone. We need The National Guard & Martial Law.

4/16/2026 06:58:00 AM  

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