Thursday, May 21, 2026

Question

Since it seems Larritorious is on the way out, we were wondering:

  • has he let the D-unit officially close the White Sox Park shooting incident?

You remember, the one where:

  • a bullet fired from over a mile away, 
  • traveled in an arc that rose above the walls of the stadium, 
  • then dropped at an angle that ignored ballistic trajectory modeling, 
  • and retained enough force to wound a fan, 
  • all while ignoring a rather obese CPS employee seated twenty feet away with second-and-third-degree scorch marks on her fat folds?

And the location of the ShotSpotter hit (timestamped) never exactly lined up with the time of injury for some reason - a bullet traveling around 1,200 feet-per-second would have covered that mile in four seconds or so, not the minutes the "investigation" tried to wish away.

Not that anyone in the media ever bothered to ask these discrepancies be explained. 

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34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were the changes made this monday heard a lot of shuffles and new commandeds

5/21/2026 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Watson covered that case up

5/21/2026 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

There is an article on the Channel 7 website stating that Larritorious spoke at the City Club Wednesday and said he's not going anywhere. What???

5/21/2026 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Jimmy Whispers was about to blow open that case and they dumped him

5/21/2026 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe this tale about as much as I do a shit head that starts a conversation with , see what had happened was …

5/21/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Break the teacher unions nationwide. Get em down to $18 an hour.

5/21/2026 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the liberal news only cares about reporting a fake story about the white police officer

5/21/2026 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the media says Nothing!

5/21/2026 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another CTU scandal with no consequences 🤪
I wonder how that Charlie Kirk hater is doing today 🤔🤔

5/21/2026 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get more interesting every day then we have this Paul Valis being pushed for mayor would be great if he won, but I don’t think he has a chance

https://johnkassnews.com/weasel-democrats-pushing-vallas-into-chicago-mayoral-race/

5/21/2026 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know why……It would show how poorly the search for weapons really is at the large events! When we had taste of Chicago….check how many weapons were seized inside the event? Look at lollapaloza?
Ask what happens up at Wrigley Field.
If you’re using rental metal detectors and hand wands….And the employees are given 15 minutes of training.
So here we have an obese school teacher carrying a gun and shoots herself.
Does anyone recall what happen up a Swedish hospital?

5/21/2026 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought teachers and CPS employees were all anti-gun?

5/21/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the magic bullet, from the JFK that defied all physics?

5/21/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Swept under the rug.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/21/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell the truth A Hole. We all know she brought the gun in.

5/21/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Retirement age still 63?

5/21/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody should forget what happened at Swedish hospital

5/21/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a dickhead to

5/21/2026 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same type of bullet that killed JFK and hit the Texas gov.

5/21/2026 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not going to retire,He love CPD and Citizens of Chicago. He should run for Mayor or better yet, back a good candidate and become an appointed Deputy Mayor. Hang in there Superintendent Larry Snelling.

5/21/2026 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bozo de Clown has a better chance than Paul.

5/21/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

65 now

5/21/2026 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should go away. He is another DEI hired. Let’s not forget he has a lots of skeletons at the academy.
If he decides to run for Mayor all those skeletons would be coming out.
Now he acts like he has such a great reputation. Lol. Go with Hein!!

5/21/2026 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must’ve curved the bullet

5/21/2026 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Shot Spotter ... see Shooting News Weekly: Cambridge Mass. council votes 5-2 to dump Shot Spotter - in defense of the usual constituents.

5/21/2026 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing remote key close has happened at Wrigley. 019 has a great relationship with Cubs and Security around the stadium is safe. Go two three blocks down on Clark and Sheffield is where the problem is on the Sat and Sunday nights in the summer. And occasionally the bowling alley.

5/21/2026 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she has a built in fat pouch to hide things like that gun and 5 ham sandwiches and extra large fries and a ricobenes king breaded steak sandwich

5/21/2026 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead told CPD to close the case. Fat bitch who bought gun into game was CPS employee teacher. Hid gun between her massively fat flab’s on her fat body. If it were a male white? Oh Lord. Completely different story. Conehead and active retired CPS teachers all drunk ugly fools.

5/21/2026 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what caliber was the round?

5/21/2026 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was a sub-sonic bullet, so it took longer... mmmmm hmmmmm... CPS Trajectorizin' Mathamatix 101.

5/21/2026 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

65

5/21/2026 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No--65

5/21/2026 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slob

5/21/2026 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back…and to the left field.

5/23/2026 04:03:00 AM  

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