Friday, June 26, 2026

Warm Weekend on Tap

Here comes a string of 90+ degree days.

And after last weekend, everyone seems to have itchy trigger fingers.

Predictions? The usual 1700 hours Friday until 0001 hours Monday.

We'll guess around 9 and 25 as a pre-04 July celebration. 

HeyJackass.com stats only. 

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48 Comments:

Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

Zero...or possibly 1 or 2 homicides. I know this because WGN said the "violence interrupters" and social workers will be out in the city starting Friday night. And the mayor and governor have been addressing the "root causes" of crime and protecting illegals with millions of our tax-money as well. Oh...and midnight basketball.

6/26/2026 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 and 42 with 2 MASS shootings.

6/26/2026 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 and 32 with 2 MASS. Be safe boys and girls.

6/26/2026 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No shootings or murders 0/0 because crime is down. Nothing to see here.

6/26/2026 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/heat-wave-chicago-area-triple-digits/
Let’s go Monday to Sunday over under with this heat wave

6/26/2026 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The BEST Solution for Summer Heat: White Wine Spritzer with the Keesing Bandit, at his pretty loft.

6/26/2026 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well 016 is coming in strong so far. Nobody at the wheel to deter these crimes! District intelligence drives in circles with the fearless leader all day. #Supercute🥰

6/26/2026 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will violence interrupters be on patrol? where at so I know I can bring family and be safe? ghost patrol.

6/26/2026 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the gov can walk by the lake front again while saying how safe it is ( as his state police detail stays out of the picture)

6/26/2026 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good thing fireworks are illegal in Illinois, so I won't have to hear the big bangs again

6/26/2026 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 pushing daisies, 16 almost

6/26/2026 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer is about to get very busy and hectic and yet you have the busy districts 003 010 and 015 without a Commander still.

6/26/2026 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead , thanks to cod paramedics and emergency room staff , 19 wounded

6/26/2026 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why doesn't conehead hire a few thousand coppers and give up his bodyguards. city is safe, so conehead says.

6/26/2026 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many swinging dicks will be out at the Pride Parade?

6/26/2026 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plausible

6/26/2026 11:46:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Allow the ghetto to clean itself.

6/26/2026 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 dead with another 26 wounded

6/27/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do we contact the VI?

6/27/2026 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's go for broke. 16 dead, 50 shot, 4 mass shootings, 3 on Sunday. Hoping I'm wrong but...

6/27/2026 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 and 30. With 1 mass totaling 9shot.

6/27/2026 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jb chokes on his burger All other is irrelevant because the bad guys are scared of our new gun violence program and will all just turn the guns in and go to midnight basketball

6/27/2026 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

District intelligence. You have to be kidding me. Figured they would have to be on top of the 2 murders at Addison and Forest Preserve Drive. Don’t think those were random

6/27/2026 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weekend isn't going to be hot. Next week is. So not many homicides.

6/27/2026 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go with 8 KIA and 30 WIA. Boot Hill is filling up fast.

6/27/2026 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bozo the mayor will set the stage for another presser and signing of some useless proclamation again, surrounded by his loyal slugs after the next mass shooting by the usual suspects.

6/27/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nest week the real heat starts 95+ not including heat indices over 100 for a week straight. The city will be stinkin as the bodies pile up cooking in the heat! This weekend, will be a busy one too thx to the bullshit be "proud" pride weekend.

6/27/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of 90 degree days coming. Mr Chalkie is going to be BUSY.

6/27/2026 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I better run and donate my blood for the weekend festivities!!! Shit I already pay taxes to support these morons, mind as well give them my blood too after they shoot each other full of holes. This society is so absurd, you have to laugh. Lol.

6/27/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

42 and 11....u heard it here first

6/27/2026 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info, now I can go downtown and visit all of the wonderful city sites.

6/27/2026 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As if nice weather is the cause

6/27/2026 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you're right

6/27/2026 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one wants to be a commander, especially there.

6/27/2026 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not needed

6/27/2026 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay safe out there Boy's and Girls don’t make targets out of yourself’s ! Just count the spent shell casings, and let ghetto savages cleanse their own gene pool !

6/27/2026 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are we cancelled for pride parade? Are these not the most peaceful and loving people in the world?

6/27/2026 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Mine will be.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/27/2026 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm in Michigan's UP. HOT here too! NO killings. Can't figure out what it is!

6/27/2026 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 and 27

6/27/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoopers waiting for the end of the mayfly hatch. Then time for walleye fishing at night. Good times and no shitheads anywhere.

6/27/2026 04:36:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Most predatory of them all.
Watch them pick on their own.
Listen how they name call their own.

6/27/2026 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Sounds about right! Local news will run that story.

6/27/2026 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummy!!!!!!!

6/27/2026 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fourth O July....they gonna be blasting everybody up in here.

6/27/2026 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm old, I remember the midnight basketball bullshite. But what started it & what ended it?? Sadly a friend of mine who works in the fire service says he has 23 F/F's who weren't alive during Sept. 11 2001????? Please every time I read that everything can be fixed by midnight basketball it cracks me up. Don't stop.
CPD please be careful out there

6/27/2026 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is cpd detailed to Obama library center 24/7? any teen gatherings there? why not have it open 24/7 as a cooling center during the heat wave?

6/28/2026 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger Madmanicus said...

I'm going to say 12 kilt, 36 shot. 7 stabbed. I'm going to start an app. That has a cap and gown with a face cutout, with a wicker chair and a palm tree 🌴 background so Mamma can get a picture for the media easily during the time of grief.

6/28/2026 01:09:00 PM  

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