Monday, August 10, 2026

Australian Vigilante Jailed

Maybe the United States can offer her asylum?

  • A female homeowner who allegedly kidnapped, chained and padlocked an intruder before taking a baseball bat to his suspected accomplices is an NDIS support worker.

    Kylee Barbette Robinson, 52, allegedly found a thief in her shed at her home in Raymond Terrace, north of Newcastle, NSW, and attacked him with the baseball bat.

    She is then accused of tying him up by the neck with a padlock and chain before ordering him to take her to other items that had already been stolen from her. 

    A bail court heard the man took her to a homeless camp in nearby Boomerang Park, where she then allegedly assaulted two other men with a baseball bat. 

    The vigilante rampage allegedly continued when she is alleged to have smashed up a car with the baseball bat, shattering its windscreen to recover stolen possessions.  

For those wondering, the NDIS is Australia's National Disability Insurance Scheme (scheme being another name for Agency), so she's probably of a liberal bent....but even the liberals in Australia are fed up with soaring crime brought in by uncontrolled and unvetted immigration, and this particular one took a baseball bat to express her frustrations, resulting in charges against her.

We must admit we are greatly entertained by it. 

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would have finished him off and fed him to animals. Problem solved for society.

8/10/2026 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she related to Paul Kersey?

8/10/2026 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Australia is fucked up, are they going to ban baseball bats now.

8/10/2026 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll own nothing and you will be happy about it.
She obviously did not get the memo.

8/10/2026 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for her, fight it in the courts. Get a jury of citizens and she'll be set free.

8/10/2026 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it! She should have left them all chained up in the desert with something that the desert creatures find irresistibly tasty...

8/10/2026 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for explaining to me what Scheme stands for.

8/10/2026 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buford Pusser would be proud.

8/10/2026 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm shocked. She had a baseball bat in Australia?

8/10/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Louisville Slugger, Made in USA!

8/10/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

A dingo ate my criminal!

8/10/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet she recently watched
"Citizen Vigilante"....

8/10/2026 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m kind of impressed with her.

8/10/2026 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should be awarded a new baseball bat.

8/10/2026 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baseball bat? In Australia? More likely one of those fucking cricket sticks or whatever the fuck they are called.

8/10/2026 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don’t even play baseball down under

8/10/2026 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I come from a land down under

8/10/2026 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the state fails or refuses to provide a most basic part of the social contract, safety and security, the gap is just filled organically.

8/10/2026 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Jaye Ryan OD said...

Yes a feel good story .

What are SCC writers and readers ‘favorite baseball bat for these uhhh m

Situations ?

Mine is the Target T ball bat - it s IMO the perfect 1 handed club . I carry it in a gym bag with some tennis rackets - doesn t raise eyebrows . Some B brothers in the know wink and compliment me on being

Prepared

JR

8/10/2026 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger anymouse said...

It's worse than that. THE LAW! " Australians cannot own, carry, or use firearms for personal protection, self-defense, or home defense. Self-defense is not accepted as a "genuine reason" to obtain a firearms license anywhere in the country." However, what she did was " TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN BOYS, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN"!!!!!!

8/10/2026 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Australia banned most weapons. So she just used what she could! Guess she got tired of being a helpless victim!

8/10/2026 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crikeys!

8/10/2026 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's fumunda, mate

8/10/2026 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think a jury of retarded liberal assholes would set her free?

8/11/2026 08:05:00 AM  

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