Thursday, September 24, 2026

Conehead Corpse Count Climbs

Alliteration is fun!

Anyone know when Conehed is going to reactivate some form of ShotSpotter so people (or folks) stop dying after being made into holey-men?

  • A gunshot victim lay undiscovered for nearly 30 minutes on a West Pullman bike path Monday morning before a passerby found him. The man, who remained unidentified Wednesday, was dead by the time help arrived.

    The shooting happened in the 800 block of West 117th Street, where 911 callers reported hearing gunfire near Halsted Street around 8:06 a.m., according to CPD dispatch records. None could pinpoint where the shots came from, and officers who searched the area and spoke with witnesses failed to find the shooting scene. ShotSpotter could have provided police with a precise location for the gunfire even if no 911 caller knew where the shots came from, potentially directing officers to the trail where the victim was lying.

    At 8:33 a.m., a passerby found the victim on the Major Taylor Trail. Officers said the man appeared to be in his mid- to late 20s, and he was pronounced dead at the scene. Several shell casings were found nearby, confirming that the shooting occurred where his body was discovered.

Well, maybe not - he could have had a pocket full of expended shell casings that spilled out after he fell over. "Momma said he liked to collect shiny things."

Anyway, the Conehead body count (dead and wounded) climbs to ninety-four. Will it hit one-hundred before Election Day in February? 

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29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say easily maybe two more by Christmas time

9/24/2026 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will it hit one-hundred before Election Day in February?

Oddly enough they all had mailed in their democratic votes prior to their demise hoping for a brighter future...

9/24/2026 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buffoon mayor overseeing death and mayhem while having his head up his rectum
How's the view BJ?

9/24/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's wrong with the shot spotter citizens out there who spot the person shot after they expired, thereby saving the taxpayers more money for the e/r visit and hospital stay and the continue their life on welfare?

9/24/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don’t want the scientific evidence of how savage the shooters are in the community. The number of shootings and the astronomical amount or rounds fired from rifles is worse than a war zone. And the truth hurts

9/24/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Did the dearly departed have a bicycle?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/24/2026 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Johnson has a very good chance of being reelected. That is worrisome.

9/24/2026 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will easily hit 100 by February - the colder it gets, the fewer people outside to hear the screams & moans of the perforated.

9/24/2026 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries. Assume Flock LLC has two "public safety" cameras on this trail. The images of children, avid bicyclists and exercise gurus will reveal the killer as not only the bicycle registration and unique bicycle profiles are recorded, but it has been reported that facial recognition profiling software technologies are utilized as well Cast a large investigatory surveillance net on people on the public way in this community in the name of criminal identification. You just never know when a person on that bike trail is committing, is about to commit, or has committed a petty or serious act of criminal activity. Then Flock LLC can fill out a traffic statistical study (TSS) cards tying them up with administrative nonsense for their reasonable articulable suspicion video stop recording of personally identifiable information just like an actual Chicago Police Officer is required to. The "data" or "publicly collected information collected on you" can be submitted to Northwestern University to identify biases and racial profiling by electronic means. Remember then ILL Sen. Barack Hussein Obama (DSA) emboldened and funded annual million dollar studies since 2004 to identify biased traffic enforcement to be validated by university statistical manipulations, additional taxpayer funding and continuation of this necessary study into perpetuity.

9/24/2026 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole plan with shutting down shotspotter was to make it look like shootings were down and to help criminals get away with their crimes.

9/24/2026 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another example of failed socialist policies that dont affect the politicians that sign the checks before they dance off into the sunset. Everyone knows that Conehead is an idiot by now. The problem is there are 40 more aldertheives just like him. #No Second Terms.org

9/24/2026 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget shot spotter, save millions, and let these mutts keep killing each other. It’s a win, win, situation

9/24/2026 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8am murder? Was the victim an athletic citizen out for a run or folks out foolin?

9/24/2026 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shot spotter saves lives. Most lives saved are black. Blacks don't want shpt spotter. Black lives don't matter. Get over it.

9/24/2026 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's devastated after understanding the error in judgement...
Isn't it obvious?

9/24/2026 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

search committee for new police superintendent should ask
will you End the Meritorious promotions of Unqualified police Officers to the rank of sergeant, lieutenant,capain and exempt command staff. It's embarrassing to have police supervisors that failed the multiple choice part of a promotional exam with scores in the 50's. These people are usually people of color and never go into district patrol to serve their communities.

9/24/2026 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thinking on their part.😵

9/24/2026 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yawn.
They want people purged, they’re getting it.
That’s why hanging out in Pullman is a bad move I guess.

9/24/2026 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep...
My grandfather felt so strongly about Democrats that he did it for close to 20 years after he died.

9/24/2026 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry, they will still vote

9/24/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No,they vote Republican,so they can hit cops over the head like January 6,Try to keep up.

9/24/2026 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead a stupid ugly fool. Pigster a fat ugly fool. 2 ugly dumb fools.

9/24/2026 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chicago doesn't need shot spotter , it ties down district beat cars for gangs and youths having fun if not for shot spotter little devil diablo would be alive racist shot spotter . alerting police got gangs shooting a innocent people in vehicles driving around little village

9/24/2026 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor $hit for brains doesn't care about black folks or people, period full stop.

9/24/2026 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another death investigation, soon to be classified as a suicide.

9/24/2026 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHOTSPOTTER Will be returned as soon as that company makes the right political contribution. That's the way it always been.

9/24/2026 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and now you know why he has a conehead!

9/25/2026 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I disregard, Johnson does care about black folks, too much and to the detriment of everyone else. He really thinks that he can find the root causes of crime and does not have to lock up the thugs. He will find out or maybe he won't.

9/25/2026 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead clearly shows that he doesn’t give a fuck about the safety of the citizens of Chicago especially if you’re black ! He’s literally leaving them laying dead in the streets !

9/26/2026 11:07:00 AM  

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