Wednesday, September 09, 2026

Great Reporting by the Slum Times

So this article is still up as of Tuesday evening:

  • Chicago Fire Department personnel found a person dead on the Chicago Transit Authority Red Line tracks near 69th Street on the South Side Monday afternoon after responding to a call, officials said.

    The body was found when the fire department responded to a call of a person on the tracks around 2:36 p.m., a fire department spokesperson said.

    Chicago police said a man whose age was not immediately known had jumped from a moving CTA Red Line train and was incapacitated when he landed on the third rail.

    The man was later struck by an oncoming train and pronounced dead at the scene, police said.

Except that's not what happened - CWB has the real story:

  • Three men pushed a 29-year-old man from a moving Red Line train Monday afternoon, sending him onto the tracks where he was struck and killed by another train, according to Chicago police.

    CPD initially reported that the man had jumped from the train near 69th Street and landed on the third rail, “where he remained incapacitated,” before being struck by an oncoming train.

    But investigators later determined that the man had been involved in an altercation with three men aboard the train around 2:30 p.m., according to updated information from CPD. Police now say the three men pushed him from the moving train, leading to his death.

God forbid the Slum Times report timely facts that might make Conehead's CTA look like a crime ridden Hell hole.

One might think crime happens all the time on the CTA....like this (also reported by CWB):

  • A man dressed in a security guard’s uniform maced and punched a passenger on a Red Line train on the North Side while making antisemitic comments, according to a community alert issued by Chicago police. Now, CPD needs help identifying the assailant.

    The attack happened around 6:55 p.m. August 25 as the victim was riding a train near the Granville station, police said.

    The man seen in surveillance images sprayed the victim with mace, punched them in the face and made antisemitic statements during the attack, according to CPD. Police did not disclose the victim’s age or gender.

And almost always the Red Line....makes you wonder.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the red line. The one south of the loop closed down tommorow crime on cta and in 001 and 018 would drop by at least 70 percent if not more.

9/09/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Red Line, Dead Line.. All aboard the ship to Hell

9/09/2026 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will say it is getting worse with people being murdered on CTA!

9/09/2026 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the lame stream media should not say what color line it was on, and don't even say the "L", just say there was an incident on a train.

9/09/2026 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess they missed some minor details in their reporting

9/09/2026 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They had to push the guy onto the tracks, the CTA has no firearm stickers everywhere.

9/09/2026 05:35:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Red Line is The Criminal Line.

9/09/2026 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same in o19..close the Hellmont, I mean Belmont station and the Sheridan one...the two biggest crime ridden shit hole stations

9/09/2026 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do yo expect when you have no competent reporters in Shitcago...sounds like most of them are CPS former dropouts , I mean students.

9/09/2026 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are “No Pushing” signs in order?

9/09/2026 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess that’s one way to keep crime down 🤪🤪

9/09/2026 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait till it gets extended south to Alligator Gardens that’s when the real fun begins

9/09/2026 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He feared for his safety and that's why he jumped.

9/09/2026 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great now we have to spend money on stickers that forbid pushing riders off of moving trains.

9/09/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Move the hash mark from Column A to Column B.

9/09/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago media takes time to extract their head from the mayors ass to kiss it. Just look at their reporters and tv news. I can remember 40 years ago when the news media had real professionals. They report on the ghetto murders and shootings like it is an everyday occurance. collateral damage. This is normal under johnsons obnoxious toolage.

9/09/2026 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finding a guy who was run over by a CTA train had to be an absolute disgusting mess. I am glad I didn't get that run.

9/09/2026 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Find this "guard" and pull the PERC - if there even is one - for starters. "Security," hell. Just another unskilled, unemployable thug shouting and throwing its weight around.

9/09/2026 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I still had my TEXAS INSTRUMENTS calculator from high school back in the late 70's. It could help me to compute/figure the Redline's common denominator.

9/09/2026 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Details? We don’t need no stinking details.

9/09/2026 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's an app for that now

9/09/2026 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys got it all wrong them poor undemonized yutes are a bunch of modern-day content creators who were just working on their latest monetizable tiktok/worldstar creation which is going to be a summer blockbuster so cool you won't even believe it but you have to see it: Throw Pookie From The Train.

guest appearance's scheduled to be:Danny DeVito and Gary Coleman

9/09/2026 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Did the criminals missed the signs reminding them that crime will not be tolerated by the State's Attorney?

9/09/2026 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Scott Adams knows...

9/09/2026 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure he was in several manageable pieces

9/09/2026 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great writing and sCum times never go together.

9/09/2026 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a TI-30X right here but it doesn't have the "SCUM" function for these advanced urban demographic studies...

9/09/2026 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When traveling on any CTA remember to bring your Sledgehammer or Machete.

9/10/2026 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no way that security guard was under 200 pounds.

9/10/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Blogger LOAfrom025 said...

Just think, they've allocated the money, probably close to a billion, to extend the CTA Red line another three and a half miles south to 130th. Think of all the extra crime time the gangbangers will have to terrorize the patrons still dumb enough to ride that line.

9/11/2026 01:25:00 PM  

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