Tuesday Posting
We're going to let the "Who Made Who?" post ride near the top Tuesday - we topped 950 hits yesterday. New posts will resume this afternoon or evening.
posted by SCC at 6:30 AM
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
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44 Comments:
Todays scumtimes wrote how poor jeramiah mearday was beaten beyong recognition. What a crock of shit. AGAIN.... anybody that does any type of police ork in this city is down right stupid. And to SEVE PATTERSON of the scumtimes....your an asshole.
its you are or you're
I'm (I am) glad to see the spelling police have stopped by, since this is a blog devoted to proper use of the English language.
How about ..."the both of you"
Telling the truth doesnt require a person to spell perfectly. Again the only line of defense a liar liberal has is a misspelled werd. OOppps did it again.
good story about 018 cops at www.chicagopolice.org
Hey spelling police, how about the w.b.a.?
WHIFF: I want to go whiff you.
BOFF: The boff of us.
AXE: I want to axe you a question.
How about they Ramshackled my crib
Don't forget about the Labtop computer
6 - 0 WHITESOX!!!
Hey S.C.C. - here's an idea for your next topic. The (Il)Literate Public or Streetspeak. A few examples to start you off.
My license ain't upended, it's revoted.
He's shot, call the bambulance.
Let's hear 'em S.C.C.
Actual Roseland Hospital E.R. sign. "Authorized personnel only pass this point"
Why not start a favorite block club sign thread. "No car washing, drug dealing or shooting"
it's Mikie
Why i aint workin today office? Well you see, i gots them hershey squirts. I dun took exlax but that don't seem to help none. Gotta love the ghetto !
Hey office what it say on dat "compruter". Lemme get mys links card back so ize can go to jewels.
Don't 4get the sailor phone, or the Burick
" You cain't take me to no jail...I be ministrating...!!"
"don't call my bitch a hoe"
Can anyone guess what a "smoove" is? Also, better beware those newkular explosions! Bush likes that one.
We be back behind Rothschilds, just doing some cold fo'-ohs. You got a square? Kools??
Say what? I axed da dude at da set 'cause he ripped off my weed 'n' took my bitch in his Broorik. She say he be jumpin' on her so I got my shit from the crib. I works every day. Wanna see my rent stubs? Office, look here. You a man an' I a man. I be one of dem pillahs of da camunity. Y'all know dat you'd cap da motha fucka your own self. You be da real po-leeze. A man gots to do what a man gots to do. Shaniqua be on da ho stroll. Did I make a misdrive, office? I be drivin' on a rockacashon. Dat west side be all gangstas! Tyrone's mama soooo ugly she _____________. Fo' shizzle, my nizzle. I crib in the 'jects. It ain't stolen; I bought it in Jew-Town from some dude dey call Junebug. Latah, my brotha.
gimme a bottle a bumpy and a pack a what I is.
The great peanut farmer and Dem icon Jimmy Carter was constantly mocked for saying newkular. But I guess that doesn't count when your presidential legacy is building homes in the ghetto.
I thought his legacy was letting our hostages stay in Iran for all those (444?) days. Great president (lower case "p") he was! The inflation thing was good too.
my fav: I stay on "woods"
how about the Courtesy exchange and the blood clox in the legs
and er uh
Y'all giz me a headache I needs some Ibyoo propanes Plus I putzin 10 dolla a checks in my perfered comp. I beez down cuz I jist came frump my freyin froonral
Smoovie is an iron-you use it to smoove out your clothes.
How about....bag a nails or alley apple.
Bag a nails is a bag a mac d frinch frayed potatoes
Alley apple is a brick
I takes care of my kids.
Smiff? Is that with one "F" or two?
"Get me an ink pen."
What other kind id there?
:id" should be is.
:id" should be "id".
I got jizzle in my wizzle.
Translations for recruits
Huh = I heard you the first time
What = I heard you the second time and I am trying to formulate my lie
Huh, Who me? = Thats a very good question and I haven't decided how to respond
SHEEEIIIIIITT = Golly, Gee Whiz
I werks evy DAY! = I know the PIN number to my LINK card
He my cousin = somebody I met
He my boyfriend = somebody I met at the neighborhood liquor store and had sex with him
He my fiancee' = we have seven kids together
It wasn't me = It was me
"...he aint nobody jus my baby's daddy."
1055 post
its "he aint shit to me he just my baby daddy" No apostrophes
and 10: 15 post I laughed my ass off on that one
What about he my cuzbind. means I marreeet my cuzint
i works everday
ah stays on the low end, by markwet
i stays on marshallfield, dat be by woods. Scary I have seen ids with address' of woods and marshallfield, well look who works for the sos.
What is he to you? Nuffin. Then why would he pop you in the mouth (or whatever the battery was)? He just my baby's daddy and I be 2 months pregnant now.
I LIVES ON THE SOUTH SIDE, BUT I STAYS ON THE WEST SIDE WIT MY AUNTIE
I just read the incident in the 5th District, and it brought memories from the Bud Billiken parade. We (about 11 p. o. 's) from the FAR northside were sent down there to direct traffic and keep order along parade route. After the parade was over SOME VERY UNINTELLIGENT BOSS, sent us with our northside Sgt. to get rid of all the "gang bangers" in the park. needless to say that there were about a thousand people in the park, and they all could "be" in a gang (how are we supposed to know). I also noticed the unfortunate recruits or very young officers posted in some corners (by themselves). As we were walking by the park, I kept praying that no asshole would shoot at us. Also, I have never been to that area...so in the future..the UNINTEllIGENT BOSS should give us a map..in case I chase someone...I know where the HELL I'm at.! Luckily we were let go(after a 10 hrs day), and we all rushed our assess back to the Northside. This has nothing to do with coppers in the southside (you guys have it rough), but what's the sence in sending the us overthere? I was so lost, that next time(I hope it's never) I'm taking a compass.
My number one safety rule for crowd control scenes, crowd disturbances (aka "riots") and the like is that Police Officers must be within sight of each other.
Taking what you stated as the truth, someone should be fired for assigning recruits or PPOs etc. to stand by themselves on corners or in crowds.
I think the best way to handle the Bud Billiken thing would be to have a few hundred Police Officers on the streets in groups of 10... hopefully looking relaxed and non-confrontational (i.e., at ease) for the crowds. There should be 2 or 3 response teams of 75-100 officers each in the area, with riot gear etc... and they should be called in only for 10-1s and the like.
My total would be 300 on the street + 225 (or 300) as riot-control backups.
Just exemplary numbers, but you guys should be pissed. I wouldn't put almost anybody who works in 002 on the streets of 002 by themselves for this scene, so we certainy shouldn't be putting recruits or whatever.
That said, I'd be comfortable putting 10 north side officers together along the route, within sight of the next group of 10, and so on and so on.
The bosses on this just are downright dangerous sometimes.
How about just cancel Bud Gorillakin. If the kind of crap that goes on there EVERY year went on at any civilized event it would never be allowed to happen the next year. Same with the rest of these gang-banger "cultural" events where you need as many police as participants. A parade to remind you to put your kids back in school? Gimme a break!
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