Thursday, November 24, 2005

80,000 Hits

Some time late last night, we hit 80,000 visitors. We know we say this a bunch, but thanks. If we keep up like this, we'll hit 100,000 well before Christmas. Yeah, it sounds like we pat ourselves on the back every time we hit a milestone like this, but if we didn't have readers, we wouldn't have a website. What'd be the point?

Want to see what we mean? Go up to the very top right corner of the main page and click on the "next blog" button a few times. There are millions (yes millions) of blogs out there that won't get 1,000 hits in a year and we do that kind of traffic daily.

On with the show.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats SCC-------------where are the rumors

11/24/2005 10:17:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Damn brother, give us a few minutes. We're digesting turkey and stuffing and such. It takes time to type these things. :)

11/24/2005 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats.....U... r... the best....

11/24/2005 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous LaurenceP said...

Happy Thansgiving to all my brother coppers, their families, and fellow turkeys. On this holiday I am always reminded of one of the funniest moments of court room banter that to me is on par with Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant".

The testimony occured in the branch court of the late, great Judge Wendall Marbley, God rest his soul, and went something like this.

P.O.: which time lump lump looked in my direction and blah blah blah...

MARBLEY: Officer, what day did this alleged transaction take place.

P.O.: Um, Thursday your Honor.

MARBLEY: And what day was that ?

P.O.: Your Honor?

MARBLEY: Well, according to my calender, Thursday, the 26th of November, was Thansgiving.

P.O.: Um, that's correct your Honor, it was Thanksgiving.

MARBLEY: Well Officer,... I find it hard to believe that anyone would be sellin' drugs on Thanksgiving... NO PROBABLE CAUSE !

I love this job.

11/24/2005 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The column on Marbly was priceless

11/24/2005 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know how things are going in the 009th district?

11/24/2005 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


What do want, a Department Commendation?!!! You would deserve as much as any the other heros we see walking around with the ribbon they got for just being on the scene of some other coppers good arrest.

11/25/2005 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...


What do want, a Department Commendation?!!!


No, we just wanted to say "thanks" to our readers. Where do you get off thinking we want something? It's tiny brains like yourself with limited reading comprehension skills who think that because people were raised right and thank those that help them build a successful enterprise, we're out to get something.

You and your ilk aren't happy unless you're tearing down someone who is doing well. We don't see your website up anywhere providing coppers with a tiny little bit of entertainment (for free no less) in the midst of a morale death spiral. You aren't reading ads here. We aren't making a dime here. We have a HOBBY that (happily) happens to involve other copppers who can contribute at no cost, other than their time. And maybe, possibly, sometimes, we can change the way things are done (like the illegal details).

We imagine your hobby involves a dark room, one hand, a blow up doll and mommy knocking at the door asking what you're doing in there. Go away troll.

11/25/2005 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, that was some funny shit! Excellent,keep it up.

11/25/2005 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VICTIM: (On witness stand,being cross examined by public defender

P.D. Your absolutely sure that th defendant is the man who raped you?

VICTIM: Yes thats him allright.

P.D. he put his penis in you, did he have an orgasm?

VICTIM: Hell no, he had a blue Caddilac.

11/25/2005 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man SCC is a good as a ghetto rats crack pipe with all dose hits!


11/25/2005 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous hey BUD... said...

Here's To You S.C.C.- For All You Do, These Link's are fer YOU! ;-)

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend from Ridgemont High!

Have a Tasty Cold One on us! (D'ya take PayPal?? got it!)

- YDAHS ;-)

P.S. - Kudos also to the B.O.neman, who's SCCN came before our current Master of Ceremonies incarnation- spill a little for the "homie" who couldn't "HTTP" here due to boneheaded litigants (and their torquemadas)!

P.S. II - Hi Viking! If it's a GANGS NORTH story, you know it's gotta be the Long Dong! I/F to ta Bone!

11/26/2005 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey O'Grady- what the hell do you know about I/F? Go away you creepy guy. All you do is repeat the stuff you hear from people who were really there.

11/26/2005 01:05:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...


I'm saying hello to my old sarge- mega I/F fan, talked about them all the time, Gangs Norse, etc... little mrs. Butty-in-ski! Be-lowww-Me! Let the Norseman identify himself if he deigns it- we don't need a den mother in here, thou droll troll. If it's him, he'll let me know (won't ya VIKE?)


"I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, REALLY REALLY REALLY like me!"

-- Shady Fields, Best Actor for "Town Hall Tattler," after having won in 2001 for "Boyz Town Baffler": (1995)

11/26/2005 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pass the jay!

11/26/2005 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, BO wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Quit pretending you're a friend of his.

11/27/2005 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, you are too legit- now quit typing, hurry up- pop your zits, skip the bath again and off to work with your fat munchkin ass for eight paid hours on your cell phone. Could you whack the seat a few times when you leave to get your fart stank outta the passenger side Tommy Boy? Thanks. Those bon-bons don't seem to agree with your sphincter or complexion- time to cut back. Are you ever going to drive this millenium- they've done wonderful things with prosthetics you know- you might even be able to reach the pedals and wheel with your thalidomide stumps, Gator Limbs. You don't have a clue who the BOneman is and you're too cheap to have paid him to use SCCN if you did. You're the type of creep that brought that joint down around our ears when it was free, and shut it down with cretinous hijinks like these.

11/27/2005 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100,000 by New Years? Love to see it!

11/27/2005 11:06:00 AM  

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