Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Humorous Cartoon

We aren't even sure if this will play on Department computers. As a rule, we seldom, if ever, read the blog from a Department computer and we never ever post from one. We're just paranoid that way. So, if you get a chance, click on this link and laugh along with the little cartoon. It shows just about the only way to win the War on Terror. It also has a catchy soundtrack.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I JUST WANTED TO BE FIRST.

1/03/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a fag!

1/03/2006 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger FRENCH GUARD said...

Silly Gendarmarie! Do you knot know Ze S.C.C. can bump you from ze throne with a mere CLEEQUE of heez mousse and it's off with your heads/Guillotine Tyme/let you eat CAKEBOY time! (tsk tsk! you merder moi!)

1/03/2006 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was funny!

1/03/2006 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth on Gutierrez:

http://www.discoverthenetwork.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1265

1/03/2006 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT WAS AWESOME!

1/03/2006 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can stop the bashing for just one day and let our thoughts and prayers go out to the Starks family. Seriously, they must be totally embarrassed to be related to the First Deputy of CAPS.

By the way is Tina Skahill a whore or just dressing that way for an upcoming prostitution sting?

1/03/2006 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the STARKS family?

1/03/2006 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the STARKS family?

1/03/2006 08:25:43 AM


You couldn't possibly be that stupid!

Must work in 025...

1/03/2006 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did Dana do now??

1/03/2006 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the STARKS family...seriously!

1/03/2006 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is troll baiting lime masturbating

1/03/2006 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon, spill the beans about the Starks!

1/03/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To The SOS/013 guys who continue to post outlandish statements about the incident in 13 back in Dec., please knock it off. I have been the Police and have been in SOS several years ago having worked with the best Coppers in SOS, for that I was promoted to Homicide Detective. My arrest record can stand for itself and I would appreciate it if my personnal integrety would not be questioned. My family has been associated with this great Department for many years along with my partner's family. We both collectively have the upmost respect for the Police Officers in Units and in Districts alike. However, I am disappointed in the actions of a few Offices whom were misled by a new Supervisor, who has been involved in more fucked up shit than most of us. I do not hold any bad personal feelings toward the on duty Officers who responded to my call for an assist. Although, professionally I am deeply disappointed and disgusted with my fellow Officers who followed reckless Supervision and did not assist me in the incident. The offender should have been arrested and the 911 tapes along with several witnesses have since made statements contradicting the Sgt.'s account of events. I regret that this situation has moved to another level, however it is necessary to clear the name and integrety of myself and my partner. I urge other Officers who responded to step forward when asked and do the right thing. I have handled many Police Shootings in my career, some situation may have been a little sticky and the outcome was always satifactory to all involved. Finally, to the Officers who have since called me and my partnes expressing remorse, I thank you and will continue to handle your Police shooting as I would the Officers who have wronged my partner and I. I will continue to conduct myself with the upmost respect and integrety you and all in Blue deserve.
A-1 DET.

1/03/2006 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to clear your name, tell us who you are and don't hide behind the anonymous moniker...

1/03/2006 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name, it is no secret, it was posted all over the blog in Dec., come on guys, let it go.
A-1 Det.

1/03/2006 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only have one question A-1 Detective....since you were in a bar, and obviously had been drinking, would you have been able to take a breath test and not come in at 0.08 or more? If you were, then I understand your anger...if not, then you don't understand what a gift you were given.

With all the heat such an arrest would have entailed, as well as a watch commanders package (mandatory when a PO is an assault/battery victim) it would have been unlikely the W/C would not have made you take a breath test.

BUT....we'll never know will we? And for the record, if you had M/F'd me (assuming that part of the rumor is true) we both would have taken time, because I would have knocked your lights out. I don't know about the supervisor there, but I personally don't take that kind of shit from anyone. Again, if that part is true.

I'm glad though that it seems to have worked out for all concerned, except for those assholes who outed you on the blog. I don't care what you may have done, there was no excuse for that.

Be safe!

1/03/2006 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have been the Police and have been in SOS several years ago having worked with the best Coppers in SOS, for that I was promoted to Homicide Detective."

Get over yourself. When did Homicide Detective become a rank?

1/03/2006 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I work Homicide and yes it is not a rank but it is a position within the Division fuck-head. Learn your Department.

1/03/2006 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the bitch sgt in 013?

1/04/2006 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We must have 13,500 Homicide Detectives.

1/04/2006 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought we only had detectives and then you just got assigned jobs. Lots of ego problems on this job.

1/04/2006 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-1 Detective, handled many police shootings? Maybe in your drunken dreams, or carried someone's clipboard, but not in real life. When your alcohol-fueled escapade dies down , you decide to ressurect it on this board. Just as suburban school districts display a wrecked car in front of them during the holidays to warn of the dangers of drinking and driving, your posts should serve the same purpose for those thinking of using their PC to gain sympathy when they fuck up. Your computer should have a court ordered breathalyzer interlock attached that you have to blow into to allow you internet access. "Homicide Detective?" You were in Youth and then assigned to Sex before winding your way into partnering up with a guy assigned to Homicide and attaining the "rank" of Homicide Detective through "marriage". As far as clearing your partner's name, did you discuss openning up this can of worms on here again with him? Bet you didn't. You really are your own worst fucking enemy. Unplug your keyboard and give it to someone, then tell them under no circumstances are they to allow you to have it when drinking.

1/04/2006 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bottom line: what did Farrell say. If he says "let it go"... LET IT GO! He's gonna always have your back.

1/04/2006 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Farrell is a good guy and a good boss......but the way you guys shamelessly blow him is embarrassing.

1/05/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Step on your dick sometime and have Farrell there. You won't want to blow him but you will certainly want to thank him.

1/05/2006 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey A-1 Dick-Head, Their u go again with your bullshit about the 013th District. Boy U really made our 1st watch roll call laugh tonight. You acted like an ass on Division and you still act like one everytime you put a post on the board. And to clear the air, A-1 Dick-Head or Mr. Homicide Detective, as he likes to call himself, was an ass to every copper who responded and he was the one posting the name of the Sergeant who saved Mr. Homicide Detective from loosing his job or atleast a suspension. And to the clown who stood by Mr. Homicide, try harder to cool him down better than you did the night he lost his shit. And yes, I am going out of my way tonight and heading to Area one, I hope you are working so we can clear the air. I'll be dropping a prisoner off in about 30 minutes.

1/05/2006 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonder what happened

1/07/2006 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one showed up at area one go figure.

1/07/2006 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened to starks?

1/08/2006 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a HOMICIDE DETECTIVE! Homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide!

I'm the one who started ripping on a certain A/1 Detective for giving himself the title "Homicide Detective". Renaming Violent Crimes Homicide/Gangs/Sex has to be one of the dumbest things Phil has done. Homicide clearances are static, but the egos have greatly increased. I am a dick assigned to H/G/S and yes, I work on murders and police shootings, but I am just a detective. Tomorrow I could fall out of favor and find myself flying rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong. I'm sick of hearing the "Homicide Detective" bullshit. If you are good at your job, your peers will know it. You don't need to constantly pump your own nads (we think you're a goof) and so does everyone at 26th Street). I know who you are and your shirt is blue. Your #1 job is supporting P.O.'s. You can brag all you want about working on police shootings, but it doesn't mean shit. Plenty of people work at things they suck at. A wise man once told me you can send a monkey to the moon, but it doesn't make him an astronaut. Remember where you came from, have a little humility, and leave Farrell's name out of it. There is a good reason you are barred from the Gang Prosecution Offices at 26th street; it's your shit personality.

1/08/2006 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm the one who started ripping on a certain A/1 Detective for giving himself the title "Homicide Detective". Renaming Violent Crimes

And you obviously have a personal problem with someone. "we" have no idea who you are talking about. I don't think I really care. You have a beef with someone you should say it to his face.

1/08/2006 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then stay out of it.

1/09/2006 06:38:00 AM  

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