There He Goes Again
Once again, Pat Robertson wheels out the "God" card and of course, everyone gives it play to paint Christians as out of touch morons.
Our dream? First, a hurricane sweeps up the Atlantic seaboard and carves a path of destruction that, miraculously, leaves none dead, but Robertson's church and TV station in ruins. Then a tornado spun off by the hurricane levels his home, leaving him destitute. Shortly afterwards, a horde of wild eyed scientists descend upon the wreckage and find archeological evidence that conclusively proves Darwin's Theory of Evolution as fact. Then Donald Trump flies in and buys everything in sight to open not one, but THREE casinos (Trump Presents the Lucky 7 (hundred) Club Casino, Bar and Grill!) Robertson would then fall victim to a massive brain hemorrhage, lingers for a few months in the hospital and is then crushed by a falling scaffold as a band of homosexual interior designers redecorate the Intensive Care Unit.
At the Pearly Gates, Robertson meets God and asks him, "Oh Lord, a hurricane and a tornado? The Evolution thing and casinos? A stroke and the falling gay people? Did You do all this to me?" And God just smiles and says, "I haven't got time for all that crap. I have a universe to run. But wasn't it FREAKING COOL?!"
And in our dream, God is Karl Rove.
Our dream? First, a hurricane sweeps up the Atlantic seaboard and carves a path of destruction that, miraculously, leaves none dead, but Robertson's church and TV station in ruins. Then a tornado spun off by the hurricane levels his home, leaving him destitute. Shortly afterwards, a horde of wild eyed scientists descend upon the wreckage and find archeological evidence that conclusively proves Darwin's Theory of Evolution as fact. Then Donald Trump flies in and buys everything in sight to open not one, but THREE casinos (Trump Presents the Lucky 7 (hundred) Club Casino, Bar and Grill!) Robertson would then fall victim to a massive brain hemorrhage, lingers for a few months in the hospital and is then crushed by a falling scaffold as a band of homosexual interior designers redecorate the Intensive Care Unit.
At the Pearly Gates, Robertson meets God and asks him, "Oh Lord, a hurricane and a tornado? The Evolution thing and casinos? A stroke and the falling gay people? Did You do all this to me?" And God just smiles and says, "I haven't got time for all that crap. I have a universe to run. But wasn't it FREAKING COOL?!"
And in our dream, God is Karl Rove.
posted by SCC at 1:20 AM
26 Comments:
I will certainly hoist a cocktail to that!
SCC, I like your thinking!
My oh my, dear M.,
If you keep up attacks on the right wing leaders you won't be allowed to listen to WIND any longer. They'll make you return your "America First" membership card. You and "Shady," will start to hang. Okay, forget the last one.
There are extremes on both sides of the aisle. I'm glad Robertson is on your side.
Now that there are cameras in 016's cars tickets will have to be given to the star flashers since its on tape now. 501's on off-duty cops will happen cause no breaks can be given. Down town will check these tapes and demand tickets and arrests on these drunken cops.
Any updates on the progress in the rehabilitation of exempt drunkards?
CAMERAS IN SQUAD CARS WILL MAKE REGULAR JOES OUT OF YOU OFF-DUTY COPS! You will now have to get tickets because of the cameras and tapes. There will be NO play allowed anymore. So leqarn to drive. The red light cameras will increase!
Robertson is not a leader. He is a goof and an ass. As we've stated before, even our pundits condemn our extremists - yours make policy.
Giving tickets will still be at the officers discression. Just as it always has been. Per G.O.!!!!!!
Why can't anyone stay on topic?
What does cameras in squad cars have to do with Pat Robertson saying stupid crap?
Both are stupid.
Why are there not the vicious attacks on Pat Robertson as there have been on the ministers of color?
I see, blood (white) is thicker than water.
Malcolm X's liitle brother said...
Why are there not the vicious attacks on Pat Robertson as there have been on the ministers of color?
I see, blood (white) is thicker than water.
1/06/2006 02:11:49 PM
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Are you really serious? You have to be a white guy joking??? you make me sick either way
For Malcolm:
Pat Robertson fell on his head and lost all his senses. His elevator doesn't go up to the top, he's lost some of his marlbles, his deck is missing a few cards....he's damn goof!
Where he gets this shit is beyond me. Now he says the Israeli Prime Minister is in a fix because he gave up Gaza and God is punishing him. What a retard!
dumbass i figured u would love Roberterson.
Looky hea, I bets Robertson sho gots sum fine white bitches fo granbabies. Sho like to break me off sum a dat. Gots ta git mines.
One again, the above European-American posing as a person of color. Bet some of your people were the bomb throwers down South during the civil rights movement. Do you dry clean or use regular wash for your white sheet?
Don't know......ask your mamie, the wash woman.
Racist posts serve nothing expect to make the police look bad to outsiders visiting this blogsite. I wonder how many of these individuals who make anti African-American posts will say the same to officers face-to-face?
looky here what not now he done did what?
Do you thing Pat is going to shit himself after he dies and finds that "the Devine one" is really Buddha?
Do you thing Pat is going to shit himself after he dies and finds that "the Devine one" is really Buddha?
Sincerly
Allah
Malcolm Little's little brother
Although thjere are some ignorant posts by what appearr to be white officers, you are not without sin in your posts
MXLB,
Pat Robertson does not speak for us. He is twisted. He is an embarassment to the white man.
He is a religious zealot interested only in political gain, who invokes God as a means to get his way.
So, what are your thoughts on Meeks and Jackson?
I want to know how Jackson lives so well when he doesn't have a job. I want to know how his kids got a Budweiser distributorship. I want to know how this sonuvabitch became the mouthpiece for civil rights when he was just a flunkie during the 60's.
I remember listening to Dr. King during the 60's. He asked for a fair shake, not special treatment. Black people should be treated no differantly than anyone else. As a young white kid, it made sense to me. Shouldn't everyone be treated the same?
So how did Jackson become so wealthy? What happened to a "fair shake?" When will some black people stop crying foul looking for special treatment?
Do you want the real "low-down" on the Reverend. Read a book written by Kenneth R Timmerman. The title is "Shakedown-exposing the real Jesse Jackson" published in 2002 (ISBN # 0-89526-165-0)
It was written after an F/1 author was commissioned to write an autobiography of Jesse, by Jesse. He didn't like it because it was truthful, and not a flattering portrayal.He then refused to pay her and threatened her not to publish it.He then had the publisher destroy the book (manuscript) after threatening a boycott, and the author than mysteriously lost her big newspaper job. HE IS THAT POWERFUL.
The "White guy" author, at great risk to himself, than had his book published which reveals the Jackson Dynasty for what it is, a tool of the left, and a corporate shakedown machine. Black and white America suffers as Jesse keeps race on the front burner to enrich himself and his cronies.
Read the book, it's not mythical like Jesse and his B.S. Rainbow Push. Every allegation is substantiated and the book has a very exhaustive index, notes and appendix. It's well researched.
There is so much documented criminal activity, that reveals Jesse to be more corrupt than any other modern day politician. BUT HE WILL NEVER BE CHARGED, because he is a tool to keep the masses in line! NO LIE....
**His legacy will be that someday there will be streets named after him in every major city in America. But sadly, just like BLK Blvd, street, ave, etc. they'll be in blighted ghetto areas.**
Typo: Last line to read MLK blvd,(not BLK blvd)street, ave., etc.
Also, I guess it would be Biography, not autobiography that the female black author was commissioned to write (co-author) about Jesse.
Just don't want people jumping down my neck trying to discredit me over symantics.
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