Monday, February 27, 2006

Even More Seiser

More craziness over at Rue St. Michel's Bienvenue. If this keeps up, Seiser will supplant our favorite Sergeant-to-be in the category of bad photoshopping.


But probably not. Perhaps they could share the title?

89 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooohooooooooooooo i'm first

2/27/2006 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been first many times....it's overrated!

Sgt Hitney will live forever!

Next thing you know, it will be the "Hitney in the moon"

2/27/2006 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous "wake up, CPD" said...

Like Nero, we fiddle with this Seiser and Hitney nonsense while Rome aka the PA&B Fund burns.

Check out the future of our pensions!

Laugh NOW. Verily, PAYBACK WILL BE A BITCH!

2/27/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous i love Hitney said...

Up where she belongs! Long live Hitney!

2/27/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous "wtf is seiser?" said...

This private "Seiser joke" is really getting old. Is he a world-class comedian? Supercop? If so, explain "WHY"?

With all due respect, Who and/or WTF is this purported legend named "M. Seiser"?

I speculate that the overwhelming numbers of us haven't a clue as to why this guy has attained "cult status" on this site.

Common decency cries out that this incessant "Seiser Runs It!" needs an unequivocal explanation.

2/27/2006 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser was a pooch when he was in 25 and he continues to be a pooch in 24.

2/27/2006 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous george michael said...

He looks hot in a flight suit. He should have gone to 023. I bet he's a hot "bottom".

2/27/2006 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who dreams of retiring from this dog infested department should look at what mayor stuttering richie daley has done to the cta pension it will be insolvent in 10 months. for those of you that went to public schools insolvent means broke. Gee I guess united and the airlines arent the only ones that wont be paying retirees pensions. That donahue deal to let the city skip pension payments doesnt look so good now. up your defferred comp you will need it after the city forces you to retire at 63 and your working at wal mart as a greeter.

2/27/2006 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we only have ourselves to blame.

2/27/2006 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"insolvent in 10 months. for those of you that went to public schools insolvent means broke." Gee, thanks for clearing that up, how did you ever find the time to explain to the lower class, I guess all those 'private' rectory lessons finally paid 'off' for you

2/27/2006 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got on the job this year, so, by the time I retire in the year 2035, I'll just hop into my flying car and zoom warpspeed the fuck outa here!!!!!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

2/27/2006 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I can say is..... mess with my pension and I will get the mother fuckers that did it.

2/27/2006 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous President, HITNEY Fan Club, International Division said...

Sgt. HITNEY!!!! We LOVE YOU!!! I hope to see a star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood for you soon!

I just wish Ed McMan was still hosting MODEL SEARCH, you would of be a ringer!

If Mr. HITNEY ever splits... there will be a line of men for you!


GOD BLESS AMERICA and Sgt. HITNEY!

2/27/2006 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who needs a pension when we have dreams of Sgt. Hitney. She is a million dollar gal!

2/27/2006 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous howard dean, president of the DNC said...

HILARY and HITNEY in 2008

2/27/2006 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The best poop I ever had the pleasure of expelling was in the Det. Ed Gorman Memorial lavatories in the 005th Dist./Area 2 building. The rest room walls are decorated with giant pictures of past gold medals winnings in the male swimming. Mark Spitz in his micro mini speedo just to name one! Many of these "filled to the max" speedo wearing male swimmers are hot!

Det. Ed GORMAN personally selected which male swimmers were to be artfully pasted on these walls.

The Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms also have a little toliet that shoots water up to keep that precious backdoor manhole nice and clean!

No single ply in the Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms. Triple soft plys! Feels like your wiping with velvet!

2/27/2006 09:31:55 AM

2/27/2006 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Hitney Lover said...

More of Hitney! She is the only reason I visit SCC!

2/27/2006 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ed Gorman post is one of the funniest things I've ever read...really...no, really...you have a talent. Maybe Crimetime, or whatever, could hook you up with an agent. I noticed it posted in other threads, please continue to re-post it in every thread. More people will tell you how funny it was and how talented you are. There...validated now?

2/27/2006 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Study: Local pension cash running low

February 27, 2006

BY STEVE PATTERSON Staff Reporter Advertisement










City and county governments owe their retirees almost $48 billion in retirement benefits.

But the amounts employees and those governments are paying into those plans are falling woefully short of what must be paid out -- a $15 billion deficit and growing.

Now, the Civic Federation is warning in a report to be released today, taxpayers might soon be holding the bill for the benefits owed to government retirees.

"These benefits must be paid, so taxpayers will be on the hook unless something is done to reform how these plans are funded," said the Civic Federation's Laurence Msall. "It's a very disquieting situation for local governments."

The group analyzed pension benefit plans at the City of Chicago, Chicago Park District, Chicago Public Schools, Cook County, the Cook County Forest Preserve District, Metropolitan Water Reclamation District and the Chicago Transit Authority.

It found the CTA pension fund has only 39 percent of the total it needs -- far less than the recommended 90 percent, Msall said.

He said any "drop below 70 percent is a very dangerous area," but nearly all of those governments are below 90 and closer to 70 percent.

Also of concern, he said, is the 42 percent funding for firemen and 56 percent for police retirees.

"The promises of their benefit plans are exceeding the funding," Msall said. "CTA is probably in the worst shape of all."

CTA's own projections show its pension fund will be empty by 2012 without reforms.

Says pension holiday no answer



John Kallianis, executive director for the CTA's retirement plan, said the report "highlights the fact we've been brutally honest about our cost," though "we took steps in the last collective bargaining agreement" to turn that around.

The CTA is now in arbitration on further changes to its benefits.

The changes, which the Civic Federation recommends for all the government pension plans studied, include altering benefit structures for new employees and limiting the benefits offered.

Msall also cautioned that Cook County and the forest preserve pension funds are "moving quickly in the wrong direction" with sharp increases in unfunded plans.

And while some float the idea of a "pension holiday" from payments, Msall said "that's not going to make it any easier in the long-term."

Will the mayor still be takin care of?

2/27/2006 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best poop I ever had the pleasure of expelling was in the Det. Ed Gorman Memorial lavatories in the 005th Dist./Area 2 building. The rest room walls are decorated with giant pictures of past gold medals winnings in the male swimming. Mark Spitz in his micro mini speedo just to name one! Many of these "filled to the max" speedo wearing male swimmers are hot!

Det. Ed GORMAN personally selected which male swimmers were to be artfully pasted on these walls.

The Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms also have a little toliet that shoots water up to keep that precious backdoor manhole nice and clean!

No single ply in the Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms. Triple soft plys! Feels like your wiping with velvet!

2/27/2006 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Ronald Reagan said...

Seiser and Hitney in 2008!

Screw McCain and Hillary! Gimme the man who runs it and that hottie Hitney!

2/27/2006 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitney memorialized at Mt. Rushmore? Why of course! What better place for a rockhead!

2/27/2006 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoffenkamp from 009 REALLY RUNS IT !!!

2/27/2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like a lump sum when I retire, then hitting the boats.

2/27/2006 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our pensions are the only decent thing on this job. If the money isnt going to be there street stops will get alot more expensive. I bet daley and burke dont have to worry about there pensions ( besides what they stole while working for the city). ou so called union will not protect our futures the give king daley whatever he wants including skipping pension payments.

2/27/2006 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If the money isnt going to be there street stops will get alot more expensive...
2/27/2006 12:18:56 PM


Enjoy prison, Asshead! Hope your new husband will make your starfish as big as your mouth!!!

2/27/2006 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Sgt. Hitney? Is she the typical Chicago cop bimbo? Or is she a medical dog, like most females? Does she work the desk? Is she Seiser'e girlfriend?

2/27/2006 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is THE working cop! He has gotten more heads than most tact teams. Massive dope pinches while working a wagon! Now he's the king of DUI's in 024.

2/27/2006 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our pension money goes to the minorities gym shoes and portable cd players. We work so they dont have to.

2/27/2006 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's gonna be no public support for saving our pension.
we are fucked!

2/27/2006 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I just got on the job this year, so, by the time I retire in the year 2035, I'll just hop into my flying car and zoom warpspeed the fuck outa here!!!!!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

2/27/2006 09:20:23 AM


U my friend are f*cked!!!!!!

2/27/2006 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all....That shot of Hitney is classic as are all the rest of them....and secondly SEISER RUNS IT BABY!!! Oh...and Andy Dakuras is no longer in "Narcotics" he is a new ADS...just ask him....

2/27/2006 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitney Iwo Jima raising the flag since she loves glamor.

2/27/2006 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City and county governments owe their retirees almost $48 billion in retirement benefits.

But the amounts employees and those governments are paying into those plans are falling woefully short of what must be paid out -- a $15 billion deficit and growing.

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The numbers are "billions". You know, like with a "B".

The above articale was hidden on page 10 or more. I just checked suntimes.com and it is not on there.

Let's face is guys, we are screwed. I've been writting on here for months that we might not have a pension. Well, I won't I'm pretty sure.

I came on in '01 at 25 years old (young?). 20 years from then I'll be 45. That will be 2021. Retiree health care will be a 8 year old joke. And I'll still have to put in 5 more years to get out.

Boys and girls pay attention: AT THE CURRENT RATE THERE WILL BE NO PENSION FOR US. It does not matter if it's written in to law. It would not even matter if it was etched in to Da Mayor's forehead with a really sharp spoon. If there is no money, there is no pension. The tax payers (former GM, Ford, UAL, Enron, IBM, etc workers) who lost their pension in the private sector will not see US have one.

Defered Comp will not save you. You cannot put enough money away and eat and keep a roof over your head and send your kid(s) to Catholic school.

This county is in for a BIG shock. The Fed's Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation is already over taxed from all the big corporate pension hand-overs. With local, state and fed pensions to fail soon and more corporate failures, the PGBC will be taking over our pension.

And with that, it will be gone. The will put us back on Social security and be given Link cards like everyone else. It will be socialism. We will be taxed 50% like in Europe and no one will work.

The only way I see to fix it, if it is not too late, is to begin will ousting Daley, Stroger, and nearly every damn aldercreature out there. This City will have to go straight via cold turkey. No more hired Trucks, no more potted plants, no more Millenium Parks, no more stealing land for a new 9th Dist, then selling it to a condo developer. That's it.

no longer can the City carry 2 sets of books. One, where there is enough money for all the buddies and pals and sqander, and another for horrible schools, and empty pensions.

Secondly, the citizens have to march up to the 5th floor and take back the $1 Billion dollars the mayor got for selling the Skyway.

Thirdly, the citz should sell the CTA to a private entity. Their pension will have to be scrapped. Sorry. Of all the affected agencies, they are the low on the totem poll. That should be our start. Sorry it was so long, I was just pissed.

2/27/2006 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave her (hitney alone) shes a good cop and never messed with anyone.

2/27/2006 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitney has new found fame and needs to get used to it. I'd like it to be good natured, fun and not mean.

2/27/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOP Governors Say Bush Missteps Hurting

WASHINGTON - Republican governors are openly worrying that the Bush administration's latest stumbles _ from the natural disaster of Hurricane Katrina to those of its own making on prescription drugs and ports security _ are taking an election-year toll on the party back home.

The GOP governors reluctantly acknowledge that the series of gaffes threatens to undermine public confidence in President Bush's ability to provide security, which has long been his greatest strength among voters.

"You've got solid conservatives coming up speaking like they haven't before, it's likely that something's going on at the grass roots," said Republican Mark Sanford of South Carolina. "Whether it's temporary or not remains to be seen."

2/27/2006 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous 018 = "fort clout" said...

An ode to the now non-existent Cabrini-Green projects may be found under the topic "More Hints of an Attack".

2/27/2006 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous free hitney now! said...

When will you let this nondescript middle-aged Hitney woman retire to the solitude of her cubicle at HQ?
She just had the stupidity to strike a smiling pose for the camera at the scene of a child's death.

A Jessica Simpson she is NOT!

Some of the male coppers OTJ have more provocative boobs
than Hitney!

2/27/2006 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WRESTLEMANIA 22 IS COMING TO THE ROSEMONT HORIZON APRIL 22 2006. TICKETS STILL ON SALE! THE MAIN EVENT WILL FEATURE M. SEISER VERSUS TRAVIS FROM 016 IN A STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH. DRUNK TANK FRANK IS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE. MY PREDICTION, SEISER WILL WIN WHEN HE USES HIS SPECIAL MOVE, THE 501-YEAGERBOMB! GO SEISER!

2/27/2006 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are dorks!

2/27/2006 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As important as our pension is to you and your family, I really believe this is a subject that should be address ASAP. We can argue and poke fun all we want, but if your money isn't going to be there at the end, I hope that you are saving a bundle now, because those people who you are making fun of with those link cards might be you in the future

2/27/2006 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous drunk tank frank said...

That's it! I'm on the wagon for Lent (burp!).

2/27/2006 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC....Start the movement....address the issue and save the pension...

2/27/2006 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seiser will be the grand poobaa at the southside irish parade and complete the mt greenwood pub crawl without vomiting a drop while riding the hitney memorial float then for the grand finale he will DUI himself, and then release himself without charging...

and dont all you youngsters at home try it because "seiser runs it" and will be at the end of the parade route with a fist full of movers.

2/27/2006 05:39:00 PM  
Blogger Malcolm X's little brother said...

About time we had a person of color on Mount Rushmore, don't you think? European-americans have controlled this country far too looooong.

2/27/2006 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

think pension not silly B.S. I know 20-30 years seems along way off but if the pension fund is allowed to be given away by Donahue and daley we all will regret it.

2/27/2006 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who needs a pension when we have dreams of Sgt. Hitney. She is a million dollar gal!
2/27/2006 09:39:25 AM
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I just saw this Hitney today at the Academy. She photgraphs well -there are a lot of miles on that face. It's not that good close up.

2/27/2006 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is bad enough that the Social Security Benefits that we earned have been fucked by former federal inmate Dan Rostenkowski now we got to worry about our pension. (Can anyone post a mugshot of him, I'd like to use it.)

Richie does not care and wants to see our pension taken over by the feds so we get less than half of what we have worked for.

One reason he does not care is that he does not belong to any city pension fund. His pension if the Illinois State Legislator's Pension. Which follows him form job to job and he can collect ??? % when he retires, even if he is in the federal pen like Danny R. did. It's nice to write your own rules and send the taxpayers the bills. I'd like to know what medical plans the politicians have, their retirement purks and what their Golden Parachutes give them.

Time to smarten up, we were better off with Harold Washington, and we will be better off with a minority mayor who realizes that he/she better keep us happy or they are out. If we can dump Richie, Blogo, Mel, Burke, Durban et al, then they will FEAR us, and we, and our families will be much better off.

2/27/2006 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous savvy white copper said...

Enough of your bullshit, "Malcolm X's Little Brother". Some of the best guys on this job are my black brothers.

Admit it! You're just a psychopathic cracker trying to stir up shit under the guise of being an obnoxious militant "brotha".

The only assholes who use that "African-American" crap are the politically correct media, knee-jerk, guilt-ridden lefties and scamming "revs".

Who else would have an agenda of using seven-syllable drivel rather than a perfectly respectful monosyllable: BLACK!

Gotcha! Your jig is up, honky instigator!

And don't you dare call me "European American" or a racist, you big phony!

2/27/2006 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONGRADULATIONS !!!

To all members of

Academy Class 78-1,

whether you are still on the job or not.

For those of us still slugging it out, as of
27 Fewbruary 2006, with just one year to pension max, you are now officiallly in the K.M.A. Club.

You can call almost everyone you work with "Kid". To all those "Kids" out there, be real careful, enjoy what you can with the job, listen to us old folks for some of the funny, silly and sad things we have been through.

And be really careful what the politicains do with our benefits, like retirement and medical care. We have been where you are and God willing you will be where we are now.

2/27/2006 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:50 pm

You've got a point, Whitey. I always figured that MXLB was a white racist rabble-rouser trying to pull off a fast one on us.

2/27/2006 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To members of 78-1,

Here is a toast to you all.

May you collect more pension checks than paychecks!

God Bless!

2/27/2006 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After running above through Spellcheck (Hey when I came on we we using yellow paper.)

CONGRADULATIONS !!!

To all members of

Academy Class 78-1,

whether you are still on the job or not.

For those of us still slugging it out, as of 27 February 2006, with just one year to pension max, you are now officially in the K.M.A. Club.

You can call almost everyone you work with "Kid". To all those "Kids" out there, be real careful, enjoy what you can with the job, listen to us old folks for some of the funny, silly and sad things we have been through.

And be really careful what the politicians do with our benefits, like retirement and medical care. We have been where you are and God willing you will be where we are now.

2/27/2006 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we are going to have an entire thread about "Seiser", how about letting everybody else in on who this fuckin dork is? If not, can we drop it because it's really, really, really not funny.

2/27/2006 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. I have no idea who this Seiser fellow is.

2/27/2006 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If 018 is "Fort Clout", 023 is "Boystown" and 011 is "the Baddest Station in the Nation", how about nicknames for the other twenty-two districts?

2/27/2006 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002: "Da Deuce"
003: "Not So Grand Crossing"
005" "Meeksville"
007: "Da Wood"
012: "Best Kept Secret"
013: "YUPtown"
014: "Little San Juan"
023: "Fort Fudgepacker"
025: "Donkey City"

2/27/2006 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 is "COPLAND"

2/27/2006 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it incredible that the solvency of our pension fund is at risk and the thread is about Seiser,Hitney, or nicknames of districts and we wonder why the media and others treat us like they do. We have met the enemy and it is us. What a disgrace. God help us.

2/27/2006 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ladies and gentlemen of the thread... since you can't get more than three coppers to agree on anything,you will be forever victimized by "the man".


so to sit at your computer and type these comments about how we oughta do something about it when you got fellow police officers back stabbing you left and right, tricking off to save their spots sitting on Santa Clines lap and being King Richie's lap dog come to the realization that you gonna git pooched and pooched good, there have been generations of sea going snithches being pumped outta the academy that dont have the collective balls to make a stand .

i can assure you that even if you tried "a job action" against the city there would be plenty of spineless, ass kissing, suckholes that would sell us all out just to get dana starks coffee and be his cabana boy. so....

let the sting of no pension sink in nice and deep and become comfortably numb as the bosses bend you over and take their turn pulling the train on you.

but watch out because you know "Seiser" will be the caboose on that train and hit your can extra hard because you mad fun of his "shortee slong"

2/27/2006 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3510 S. Michigan Avenue, hereinafter known as "Fort Fellatio".

2/27/2006 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... and hitney will video tape the whole thing to play at the morning meeting and the exempt meetings to the tune of "atomic dog"

with the voice over by "seiser"

of course it'll be a peter karl production.

and... if all goes well "seiser" will win the sundance film festival award for best (musical farce) "brokeback copper"

2/27/2006 08:46:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Hey 8:31

Yes - we get it that there's something (maybe) going on with the pensions

You sound alittle jaded and you've been around the block. That's fine. I respect that ....

Just letting you know that you can quit riding us about the pension fund. If you are a CPA then get your own blog and bore us to death with details about the PA&B Fund - you can dazzle us with your expertise on service costs, accruals, funding issues and return on future cash flows.

Until then, Seiser Runs It!

2/27/2006 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

015 is MUTTSVILLE ON MADISON

2/27/2006 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just letting you know that you can quit riding us about the pension fund. If you are a CPA then get your own blog and bore us to death with details about the PA&B Fund - you can dazzle us with your expertise on service costs, accruals, funding issues and return on future cash flows.

Until then, Seiser Runs It!

2/27/2006 09:09:51 PM

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Are you even on the job? Are you retired now? I think the topic of us (and you) not having a pension is well within the scope of THIS blog.

2/27/2006 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News of The pension fund being insolvent has been around for years, it didnt just pop up. Articles about can be found on the web.

If it goes belly up and the G takes it over, we aint gettin that 75%. It will be more like less than 50%. Just like the private companies. Unless taxes get raised or fees or both. I dont know the answer.

2/27/2006 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have been warned! It's time for us to take action regardless of our Race or having a Spot on this job (unless your a self made millioniare). If we don't we will all be eating cat food when we Retire. Dump Richie and all his men (boys) next March! Let's take back what belongs to us and what we have worked so hard for!

2/27/2006 10:53:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

9:33

Not on this thread, my boy. Anything not Seiser related is OFF TOPIC

Seems the same poster is going on and on about the pensions. We get it!

But how about something more constructive than intimations and chicken-little antics. There is enough hysteria out there...

What does this guy know about Pensions anyway? The posts are anonymous and he isn't explaining any of the "problems" that he is so upset about.

THAT is my issue with it.

...and then....10:53 pipes up with the extraordinarily good idea that we should "dump Ritchie" and all will be wonderful, and there will be nothing to worry about and the road to retirement will be paved with gold. I have an accounting background so I know it is a complex and multi-layered animal.

Rolling out Fuzzy Weasel Words like this :
_____________________
Like Nero, we fiddle with this Seiser and Hitney nonsense while Rome aka the PA&B Fund burns.
_____________________ - doesn't do anyone any service. What's it telling you? To get upset? Angry? Hysterical? Sure - but WHY?

Call the FOP and get a copy of the city budget, our CBA and the Pension disclosures. Then start drilling down on the numbers and THEN tell me there's a problem.

"You cannot fail, with detail."

Um, and Oh yea - Seiser Runs It!

2/27/2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few years back I assisted Mike Seiser on an on-view burglary arrest he made while working 99. It was a solid pinch and good police work on his part. He never was a loud mouth jagoff or beater, nor was he a dog ass copper or coward. So, all the Seiser crap is beyond juvenile. And to Rue St. Michel, your web site is silly and sad that it has to mock a good police officer and advertise its presence on another blog.

2/27/2006 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the 9th District whats that called ?

2/28/2006 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mongolian Cluster-Fuck

2/28/2006 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 006th district is the place to be!

2/28/2006 01:03:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

11:52

Go *F* yourself.

I know Mike, he's a great guy and he is flattered with the attention. He knows that it is all in fun - and I am not dissing the man. He's as solid as they come.

You're the only mockery on this blog, troll.

2/28/2006 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to serve and protect the public

2/28/2006 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

1:26:29 am

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

your not the police.

2/28/2006 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

The Seiser is the collumination of all that is great and respected of the copper in the trenches.
He is a hard worker who gets repeatedly shit on by the brass.
There is not, nor is there ever likely to be, any politics involved with the Seiser. That is reason enough to love the man.
A different personality, sure, but a pure one. He's the nobelist of hunting dogs, always getting the bird, always left out in the yard at night. His current handler is an officer (former FTO) named Muzupappa, (also a very good guy/copper) who can usually hold Seiser's leash, but can't keep him from barking.
The gut and the hair are just a ploy so the ladies dont distract him from the police work he was born to do.

P.S. I'll be at the next union meeting, waiting to hear from some of you posters. I'm no accountant, but I would be glad to hear the pension issue brought up. I hope you will step up to the microphone and address this seriously important issue.
It works like this....You state your name, star number, and unit....then ask the question.
You can do it at the end of the presidents report (so you can get up and leave right away) or address it during new business.

2/28/2006 03:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just over 9 years ago in 025, a female P/O on days yell to a person on the second floor of a burning building "jump". The person jumped (broke their ankle, but lived.
Result - LIFESAVING AWARD.
A few months earlier, same district, 3rd watch, a PPO ran into a burning building, up a staircase, grabbed two kids stuck on the 2nd floor, carried them outside.
Result - Kid, you're an idiot!
Who was that PPO you ask?

Anyone?

One hint - he runs it!

2/28/2006 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: 2/27/2006 08:31:11 PM
Sad, Sad state of affairs we are in! And on this blog, no truer words have been spoken in a long time! Count me in when you kick off the revolution!
P.S. Just as long as Hitney's Pict is on the flag of our "New Nation"!

2/28/2006 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this guy seiser from the north side is probably like boogie from the south side.....a legend!

2/28/2006 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When new hires for the city are given 401k plans instead of a pension THE END IS NEAR!!We'll get no sympathy from the citizens at large because most of them will have already lost their pensions and/or social security.The rest will already own 401k's(If their lucky.)

2/28/2006 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/28/2006 03:31:05 AM

Was the female who said jump G.H.? Soon to be a leader at the rank of Sgt. HA! HA!

2/28/2006 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats right! G.H. it was. And remember the female who shot the bad guy after her male partner already gunned him down. She got decorated for shooting a dead guy.

2/28/2006 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9th Dist. = HillBilly Heaven
18th = Canaryville North

2/28/2006 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know why all The Presidents are smirking. They have Hintey next to them. I know why Kevin is crying, because Chris is making everyone else smile. WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHAAHHH

2/28/2006 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous CLANCY SAID...... said...

09:40:15 WAS IT MY BUDDY CURRY.

2/28/2006 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's going on...... Seiser's going tact. He started cross dressing and was put on 2463s team with all the rest of the colorful do nothings.

3/04/2006 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know there is a colorful bunch on the 63 tact team which is headed by a clown iad sgt who used to fuck over coppers. But Seiser I dont think he would go so low.he is a decent copper.

3/05/2006 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser dosent need to go to a tac team...Hes a one man tac team !! At least gets more arrests then the 63 team, they would only slow him down !

3/07/2006 09:44:00 AM  

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