Monday, February 27, 2006

How About a Quick Hits

To close out the weekend:
  • Man charged with selling viagra to under cover officers. Now, knowing that the media has no clue when it comes to telling tact from gangs from actual narcotics officers, who has the low down on this story? We were going to write something the guys at Homan Square and suspicious bulges, but it doesn't work unless we have all the info. Channel 5, Channel 7 and Channel 2 coverage.
  • Five of the six suspended sheriff's employees alleged to have taken part in the escapes are back at work, but have been "de-deputized" as the story reads. Is that even a word?
  • An arrest made in a string of robberies of pizza delivery men. Didn't Lt. Farrell kill some fool who was doing this years ago? Why didn't they just put him on the case?
  • Mega Millions is up to $256 million. Just so everyone knows, if we win - we are SO out of here. We'll turn over the blog to one of our compatriots and vacate the premises. You won't see us for the dust we leave behind.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you spell relief....first

2/27/2006 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous seizer said...

If it were C.P.D. officers that let six dangerous felons escape this would be front page news for sevral days and those officers would be looking at 30 days pending separation. Cook county what a joke.

2/27/2006 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey who can tell me the best place/station in the city to take a pooooop? cuz, i tell ya, the single ply stuff they got in 011 really chaps my cornhole!

2/27/2006 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to the fighting station and all, they popped for the double ply (feels like aloe too!!!!!) We'd love to have you come take a pooper in our new digs!

2/27/2006 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two ply, ehhhh!!!! lucky devils

2/27/2006 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

squad, hold me down in seventeen!!!

2/27/2006 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i once pooped a hammer" --Brick

2/27/2006 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's pretty hot...

2/27/2006 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back on the thread....part of the Viagra case may be that the pills were fake and the evidence will not stand up in court. They could face a stiff fine.

2/27/2006 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous georgemichael said...

I gotta have faith, faith, faith...

2/27/2006 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Back on the thread....part of the Viagra case may be that the pills were fake and the evidence will not stand up in court. They could face a stiff fine...

It will probably depend on whether he is a hardened criminal or not.

2/27/2006 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that guy in the viagra case really pulled a "boner" when he sold them thangs to the po po.

by the way check out article in today's sun times. our pensions are about the collapse boys & gurls and retirees too, i remember years ago then city treasurer Miriam Santos stopped King Richie from raiding our pensions , then she was quickly discredited and put on the spot, hung out to dry by the daley machine because she had the balls to stand up to him, she's quickly tried, convicted and gone! next thing ya know our pension is in the toliet!

seiser for mayor!!

2/27/2006 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous "before it's too late" said...

Do we need a stick of dynamite beneath our collective asses to act.

The CPD pension fund is now underfunded down to 59% rather than the recommended 90%.

Isn't it enough that prior to retirement that the political hacks known as exempts draw premium pay?

Reinstate pension benefits based on civil service rank. Abolish the so-called "gold braid" provision. Why should contemptible political suckholes take more than a fair share of the remaining monies? "Gold braid", my ass!

The Policemens' Annuity & Benefit Fund and the F.O.P. have a lot of explaining to do. For the love of Jesus Christ, hold their feet to the fire before it's too late.

Make Daley and the other politician scumbag pension thieves pay at the polls.


2/27/2006 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering the "selection process" for bosses, the gold braid proviso may very well be the biggest SCAM yet!

2/27/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best poop I ever had the pleasure of expelling was in the Det. Ed Gorman Memorial lavatories in the 005th Dist./Area 2 building. The rest room walls are decorated with giant pictures of past gold medals winnings in the male swimming. Mark Spitz in his micro mini speedo just to name one! Many of these "filled to the max" speedo wearing male swimmers are hot!

Det. Ed GORMAN personally selected which male swimmers were to be artfully pasted on these walls.

The Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms also have a little toliet that shoots water up to keep that precious backdoor manhole nice and clean!

No single ply in the Ed Gorman memorial bathrooms. Triple soft plys! Feels like your wiping with velvet!

2/27/2006 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate to say it guys, but this is likely to lead to an increase in the minimum age where pension funds are available to retirees.

Pension plans are dying in private industry (down to 29K from a high of something like 150K). Retirement ages under 63? They will be gone.

And all above are right about the gold-braid bs, but its not that high of a percentage. They are just scamming the cream off the top.

This sucks, as it is and was one of the best reasons to go into civil service...

But with the increase in life expectancy, the money that has to go somewhere has to come from somewhere. Its like a giant pyramid scheme, and the base of the pyramid just hasn't grown quickly enough.

2/27/2006 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, the pyramid has nothing to do with it.... Graft, Bribes, Pension Official kickbacks, Bad Investments for a skim off the top, Pension Official trips and expense accounts.......

Nothing is holy anymore. It use to be just the tax dollars were stolen. Now the politicians steal from everything!

Daley could care if a widow of a slain cop eats cat food... his off shore bank accounts, boxes of cash in his high rise and envelopes are all that counts.

P.S. But don't you get caught taking a buck!

2/27/2006 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous madame Shaniqua said...

Indeed, things look bleak, boys and girls.

Yet, there is one thing that must be stressed with full documentation available.

FILLMORE: "The Baddest Station in the Nation"

2/27/2006 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pyramid sure does play a part. Otherwise care to explain how 135K private pension plans have been reduced to under 30K, and more are disappearing every month?

The answer is the same everywhere. THe top of the pyramid is staying in the game longer, drawing out more than expected, and there aren't enough people in the base to cover the shortfall.

Just like social security or any other program like this.

All of your gripes are legitimate, but solving them will still not solve the long term problem. You can't have an average worker working for 24 years while contributing X/year and then drawing out of the system for 30 while drawing out 2X/year or 3X/year. Not unless the the numer of new workers doubles every 15 or 20 years.

Which ain't happening in Chicago. The population of Chicago and Cook County are declining. Taxes are the highest for any metro area in the country. Now the pensions are underfunded.

The only way to avoid becoming Detroit is for a mayor to tell the federal government that Chicago can't afford poor people anymore, so please take them away.

2/27/2006 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous an exempt said...

With reference to abolishing our gold braid benefits and to quote Marie Antoinette:


2/27/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley lives in a high rise?

2/27/2006 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley does live in a high rise condo building now.

2/27/2006 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are talking about Daley's move downtown from the South Loop, I read in the papers that they backed down. He is still on Indiana or Prairie or whatever.

2/27/2006 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats right guys, especially you Irishmen, keep voting for democrats and keep supporting political hacks and their sponsors through every step of their meritorious careers-up to and including the rape of our pension fund. We now see people who are unqualified to sweep floors in a 010th District carcenaria meritoriously promoted to sergeant, lieutenant, and on to the exempt ranks. So now these same people, essentially political appointees who in most cases have bypassed fifteen-hundred people on the list via meritorious promotion, ultimately end up taking a penison of between fifty and seventy-five percent of an exempt member salary. And you are complicit in this travesty everytime you vote democrat in as much as you are enabling the system to continue. SAVE YOURSELF-VOTE MCCAIN.

2/27/2006 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True, but hmmmm... is McCain an Irish name? Just asking.

2/27/2006 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous a "cake-eater" said...


You arrogant, blood-sucking "exempt" sonofabitch!

Many of you and your ilk should not even be entitled to a patrol officer's pension.

As I recall, Marie Antoinette's last date was with Dr. Guillotine.

You know and we know that most of the job is consummate bullshit based on political patronage. Your days of gluttony at the public trough are numbered.

Stick your "cake" up your ass!

2/27/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would appear to be Irish, but he isn't Catholic. Interestingly enough, during the 1999 Republican primary elections when McCain was asked his thoughts about public education in the United States he revealed that his daughter went to a Catholic high school. When asked why he stated that Catholic schools seem to get the job done.

2/27/2006 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and on the front of "finding" one's ethnicity, I (as descended from Jews) thought it was hilarious how Madeline Albright "discovered" her Jewish ethnicity.

Followed by Hillary Clinton. Then John Kerry! WTF you ask? I am in no way attacking my ancestors. The Dems realized that they were losing the Jewish part of their base (and funding), as many of my people realized that they had much more in common with Bush and the evangelicals.

Definitely one of the weirdest trends of the late '90s and early '00s.

So how long before Daley takes this page (realizing that most of the Irish in Chicago have fled to the 'burbs), and discovers that he's not really Irish after all?

Sorry SCC, I realize this could lead to mindless race-baiting BS. But the Clinton, Kerry and Albright thing is all true. And noteworthy except that this kind of talk tends to bring the haters out of the closet.

2/27/2006 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back to the original post.

Dont worry about the Media not being able to tell the differance between Tact, Gangs and Narcotics Officers.

It's the Tact, Gang and Narcotics Officers telling the General public they are Detectives you need to worry about.

2/27/2006 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your pension fund will be broke by 2015. This country will be broke by 2018. You will all swear allegiance to China by then. USA is going broke faster than you think. Look at the USSR. They went bust. The U.S. is probably next.

2/27/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and in the quick hits, the pizza robbery jagoff actually established a crime pattern of robberies ON HIS OWN BLOCK?

If he was positively identified by the victims, than the gene pool would be well-served by having him executed immediately. People that dumb should simply not be allowed to live in our society.

Kudos to Area 1 for this fine bit of "detective" work.

2/27/2006 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there is major economic problems in the near future, social striff in the street will not be far behind. I ensure you that my neighbors and I will be safe as we are all well armed. If there is no major problems in the near future I still got my guns.

2/27/2006 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are correct, Sir. When I get really tight I tell my wife that although this job might not be worth the powder needed to blow it to hell, I often think that our two daughters are better off on this shit job since they at least would both be legally armed white females-and dad already has them screwed-up enough to know when to pull the trigger. No rainbow parties at this house. God bless the Second Amendment-Save Yourself-Vote McCain!

2/27/2006 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winchester has come out with a new powder that detorates after 5yrs. This will be the standard which will be used in the future. Ammo will finally be controlable.

2/27/2006 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is the viagra police are 4 swat officers working cta special employment

2/27/2006 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just dont buy the shit powder.

2/27/2006 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Winchester has come out with a new powder that detorates after 5yrs. This will be the standard which will be used in the future. Ammo will finally be controlable.

2/27/2006 05:34:35 PM

Get the fuck out of here with your stupid dribble. In our litigious society, do you actually think a powder manufacturer would do such a thing? Imagine cartridges that deteriorate after such a short time. And five years is nothing for the shelf life of a cartridge. How would they be marked? Do you realize what would happen if you shot a round with a powder that lost it's fizzle? It would be a squib, and probably jam up in the barrel. Then wait for the next round to go through and watch your gun blowup in your face.

In other words, you're full of shit. Go trolling someplace else. Dickhead!

2/27/2006 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what this city needs is to lose all the dead weight that are just sucking the life and the tax dollars out of the rest of us!!!!


2/28/2006 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could be wrong but didn't the FOP agree to allow the city not to back pay something like 25 million into our pension? Just some food for thought.

2/28/2006 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Lt. Farrell is having hip surgery this week? Any info on him?
Great boss and greater man.

2/28/2006 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"de-deputized"......same thing as one of us being "stripped." Loss of star and peace powers....but you knew that already....right?

2/28/2006 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumour that Strogers niece Commander I sleep at the DOC Stanley, the 12 year wonder is getting A/3.

3/01/2006 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser' going to tact change day. On the cross dressing team.

3/05/2006 05:39:00 PM  

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