Sunday, April 09, 2006

Why Politicians are Useless

  • SPRINGFIELD -- People who own a vicious dog and are later charged with a felony drug crime would have to get their dog sterilized or face further charges under a bill sent to the governor Friday.
Yes, our politicians in Springfield have sent a bill to Blago insisting that dope dealers have to get their dogs sterilized OR ELSE! What are these people -- morons?!? This must have been some interesting floor debate. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting the dope dealers to give up their guns or something similar. Maybe they'll try to ban assault weapons altogether in spite of the fact that felons RARELY if ever register their guns in the first place.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

me im 1st again!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!

4/09/2006 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blago will definitely sign that into law.

Then he'll blast Topinka for being soft on crime if she opposes this stupid proposal.

4/09/2006 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those who sponsored this bill and anyone who voted for it....what are they smoking?

Shit for brains, what does that have to do with anything? Sterilize my cat cuz he doesn't catch enough mice while you're at it. Asshats!

4/09/2006 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say sterilize the drug dealers and their dogs and their families and their freinds.

4/09/2006 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the F*CK...can't even wake up to something that makes F*CKEN SENSE anymore. WHY...WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU WANT TO STERILIZE THE F*CKEN DOG. The F*CKEN DOG has got nothing to do with the JERK-OFF DRUG DEALER. LAME BRAIN PECKERHEADS. YEA...PENALIZE THE DOG...STERILIZE THE DOG. BOW..F*CKEN..WOW. F*CKEN ALMOST AS GOOFY AS MY F*CKEN NEIGHBOR.

4/09/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spilled my coffee all over the table this morning laughing my ass off from post 10:10. BOW F*CKEN WOW....my BLACK LAB thanks you post 10:10 as he supports all his doggie friends...and I agree with your comments 110%!!!

4/09/2006 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats on top of the house, Fido?.........ROOF,ROOF,ROOF!!!!

4/09/2006 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think anything you can do to mess with the drug dealers is great and about time . Who cares about the canines the drug dealers got? There is enough dogs in the world anyway so no big deal.

4/09/2006 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOB BARKER SEZ....neuter the dogs...and then watch THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

4/09/2006 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHOP YOUR NUTS OFF, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

4/09/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And tell them coc*sucken jag*ff politicians while they're at it to chop the nuts off all them sumbitch f*cken possums too. Them coc*sucken motherf*ckers that keep attacking my sumbitch dog. Putz motherf*er coc*sucken jag*ffs.

4/09/2006 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol here come the possums again lmao!!!!

4/09/2006 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did someone say Possum?

4/09/2006 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW its an "opossum" you f*cking Hegewisch trailer trash-a gray white coated marsupial related to the kangaroo. Now you can tell it apart from that rat you're cooking up on your $29.99 Charmglow gas grill as you and your eleven mixed race children enjoy the early evening along the mud flats at Wolf Lake. Putz.

4/09/2006 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S-C-C, Wha the fa....where da Soprano update? You getting a bj from an A/2 dic or wha?

4/09/2006 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know it was the dogs fault it's master is a low life? And when you sterilize an animal why do they say it's been fixed? I don't think that's fixing the animal. If my pecker was snipped I'd say you broke it.

4/09/2006 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sterilize the felons, along with the polititians

4/10/2006 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a new law that prohibits gang members from break the law.
Should pass both houses easily.
What a P.R. opportunity for Blago!

4/10/2006 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:05 AM

No need to sterilize politicians. They are eunuchs already. Police brass are also "politicians".

4/10/2006 07:34:00 AM  

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