Happy Cinco de Mayo!
We have no idea what a fifth of mayonnaise has to do with anything, but someone told us about it and it seemed to be funny.
posted by SCC at 5:18 PM
Friday, May 05, 2006
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37 Comments:
First you puds
Vamanos! Chingar muchachas y cerveza fria con la musica.
Chupa mi pito!
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.
The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise,
and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning,
which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th
and is known, of course,
as
Sinko de Mayo.
05:40
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!! But that was very funny.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, anyone want some mayo, I just squeezed a whole bunch of my pimple pus in a jar.
POLSKA!!POLSKA!! WE RUN IT!!
mayo and bananas, yum. to the arghmobile monkey!!!
WE RUN BELMONT!!!! POLSKA!! POLSKA!!!
who runs 011 these days?
Those women commenting on those a/2 gun guys were not kidding about them being sexy. Saw a few today on DAYS. I liked what I saw.
Vote for Al O'Connor
AMW Allstar!
http://www.americasmostwanted.com/allstar/2006/index.cfm
And lets not forget June 1st, when we celebrate Uno De Juno, after the Mayonnaise disaster, we discovered Miracle Whip, which is widely used on the lips of the A2/Gun team girls. And tomorrow is Polish Constitution Day when all the Hams meet the Big Kielbasa's!
WWW000 HHHooo!
I think one of them gun guys had a .44 magnum in his pants or he was really happy to see me....again.:}
i got something better then miricle whip on those area two gun girls lips and it ain;t store bought.
yuck. I never buy generic mayo. lmao
Oyam ed ocnic yppah
That's it!
Everyone even remotely associated with Area 2 in any way is a complete assbag!!!
i been drinkinin tequila on sotside an am pretty wastid, i lov the areea 2 ddditectives girls spec
Sgt's list out just faxed 001st Dist has it 53 names on it will post when Lt is done
no sgts list. just bored guys who think they are funny.
Exchange over heard in 011 in regards to domestic
Capt- Sergeant Do you have a taser?
Sgt- NO?
Capt- Why not?
Sgt- HUH?
Capt- Were going in!!
Boycott St. Judes! Lets meet at Grant Park for a beer fest!!
looky here and what not now he done did what with dat empty jar of mayo? i gots to fill it with mines gin and juice!
OFF TOPIC
Good source, major shakeup getting ready to hit city and this time it will vibrate CPD headquarters.
Yeah, okay...
I hear ya, 9:59
Someone left their vibrator on at CPD headquarters?
SCC --- every tiem I see that mayo pic, I want to make a sandwich...
lmao
Hey I eat mayo sandwiches and I'm not a hillbilly nor do I live in a trailer park. :))
Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!
Look out Alamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for finding the viber at 35th st., it was mine.
will you turn it off cause batteries are expensive and leave it in Phils top rt hand drawer. I get it on monday
Oh, I though it was Phil's, sorry wrong drawer.
The person commenting on she like what she saw that wasnt a/2 gun team that was S.O.S. and yea they are hot especially 4343
9:59^
Any Details?
Not very interesting unless we know what's going on.
Fort Fillmore..isnt run by anyone we are just holding out till they all kill each other with bad dope and guns..but at least we have the best seats in the House..
over heard in 011
PO.. "hey you,what sound Does a buffalo make?"
Citizen.."HUH?"
PO.. "close enough"
is Dickman going to be the grand marshall at the gay pride parade?
Yeah, gimme one of dem Gy-roz, and don't put none of dat damn Greek mayonnaise on dat mo-fo. I WANT PUMP-CHEESE
Fort Fillmore, my eye. There is no more Fillmore. Its Harrison. Fillmore is a memory the new guys wish they had.
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