Wednesday, May 03, 2006

No Connection to Reality

  • There were candles and quiet song -- ''We Shall Overcome'' -- as 75 mourners vacillated between grief and anger Tuesday night at the same South Side corner where Chicago Police shot and killed a 21-year-old man this weekend.
  • [Mother Christine Betts said]"We want our young men to grow up and be fathers, to grow up to be young doctors, to be young lawyers, to be young businessmen," she told the crowd.
Pardon our sarcasm and silliness over a dead criminal, but there was about as much chance of Dantwan Betts becoming a doctor or a lawyer as we have of becoming pope or even aldrecreature. As we understand Dantwan's arrest record though, he was a businessman - after a fashion.

And where are those altar boy, choir and graduation photos?

67 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same old. Same old.

Why is it that all too often the thug who tried to kill a police officer is touted as his class valedictorian? I'm sure that many mothers of serial killers will say "He was a good boy!".

5/03/2006 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drama queens, good for comic relief though.

5/03/2006 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys....

5/03/2006 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad boys, bad boys watcha gonna do, when they come for you

5/03/2006 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Slum Times article today (page 14) by L. Donovan was appaling. How is he the victim? While on patrol last night in area of Police shooting, real citizens and the elderly were thanking us for being around. They would give us the thumbs up sign as we drove past.

5/03/2006 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One less!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! Now this is what my father, a certain retired boss, used to do upon hearing of the unfortunate and untimely death of a dog like the decedent: He would begin to calculate the cost savings to the city, state, and country based on dukes inability to procreate. No, really! I couldn't believe just how much idle time the brass had on their hands until pop would bring out actuarial tables and begin to compute the economic savings to society when we eliminate, dare I say, "human" waste matter from the planet. Yes indeed it was uplifting to hear him go on and on. One less dog who will try to murder a policeman. One less!!!

5/03/2006 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPEAKING of the IDLE BRASS

There is a department notice out, concerning a special award for EXEMPT rank members. The William Powers Award for Exceptional Leadership. Now Bill Powers is an intelligent, decent guy who is a PhD. psychologist. Maybe he thinks that waving this award will give brass balls to gold stars.

With the possible exception of a street deputy or two would you follow any of the gold stars in line for the men's room, much less a dangerous street situation?

There are no leaders with gold stars, Richie does not want them. Just look at who they promoted to Captain, only one from patrol.. Twenty-two Lieutenants promoted and only six from patrol. All they want are yes-men, not leaders.

All they want is people who will follow Zum Furher Daley.

Maybe we should bring back the Best Boss thread, why would you follow a particular boss. Who has the confidence of the cops on the street? Maybe Bill Powers can create an award for the street bosses.

5/03/2006 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt. LIST IS OUT.....55 people on the list....no bull

5/03/2006 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK if the list is out who is on it????

5/03/2006 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Names, please, anyone?

5/03/2006 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The list is OUT, but will not be made public untill tommorrow. Definately 55 people on list though. shhhhhh,if I tell anymore I could lose my cushy job here at 35th!

5/03/2006 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP says the sgt. list WILL BE OUT TOMORROW in the afternoon. There are 55 people on it. Congrats to those that made it.

5/03/2006 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are killing me here, can anyone tell me who is on the list? tommorow seems so much longer to wait.

5/03/2006 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You heard it here first. . .

Sgt. SEISER, 024

Now he really will be running it!

5/03/2006 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUMBASS GEEKS, THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.

5/03/2006 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many sergeants are from Patrol?

5/03/2006 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC: Sorry for being off topic but was channel surfing last night and came across a speech on 1 MAY 06 by Dana Levenson. Mr. Levenson is the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) for the city of Chicago. According to Mr. Levenson pension funds for city employees are in serious trouble. He kept using the police fund as his example. He also stated at the rate we are going best case has the fund depleted in 25 years. According to him we need a rate of return of 12% every single year just to break even. Food for thought guys and gals.

5/03/2006 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't recall the request for political appointments, er, I mean meritorious promotions ( I'm pissing in my pants just typing "meritorious promotions") Holy shit!!! Don't go anywhere guys, I'll be back, I'm really laughing so hard now I've got a Niagra Falls full o'piss cascading around my ankles...gotta stop typing...meritorious...HaHaHaHa..fuck more piss!!! Stop it!!! Stop it!!! right now before I dehydrate!!!

5/03/2006 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my monkey said i had no connection to reality. stupid banana theiving monkey. oooo, look talking pumpkins. yay. woot!!!

5/03/2006 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All 55 are meritorious. They skipped the smoke screen nominations this time and went straight for clout. It's the last class off this list. Wait until you see the names on this one.

5/03/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off post: 2 more junkies OD
bodies founded at or near 31th prairie Ave

7 year old girl shot in Englewood
55th Honore possible accidental shooting: Children left at home with unsecured weapon. Parent(s) should be charged

5/03/2006 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is all Cline's fault. The gun buy should have gone door to door. Narcotics should just buy up all the heroin in the city. We need to protect our citizens.

5/03/2006 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimefile has a great video today called, A Bad Day At The Office.

http://crimefilenews.blogspot.com/2006/05/bad-day-at-office-video.html

5/03/2006 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NONE are from patrol, what would a fuckin' copper from patrol know about being a sector sergeant???? DUH

5/03/2006 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all Sgts, retro is FINALLY here

5/03/2006 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:59, I can attest to one working or recent boss who I think demonstrated leadership abilities over time. Cuello. As a sergeant in 008 in the '90s, whenever someone needed a sergeant, there were two people who would volunteer to provide an answer.

Ellen or Beatrice. People shuddered when Ellen or a few other sergeants volunteered to assist, as their answers were hit or miss, and often lacking in common sense.

But Beatrice? She was not afraid to use her discretion with common sense, and she certainly had her priorities right as a sergeant.

Good field sergeants are hard to come by, but I thought she stood out and was glad to see her made exempt. Don't know how that translates into lieutentant, captain, or exempt leadership abilities, but I know I wouldn't trust most of the rest to mow my lawn, let alone lead a unit.

There are a few though. McNulty also comes to mind.

Flame away, I know someone or other has run afoul of her at some point.

5/03/2006 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moussaoui gets life in prison, instead of the death penalty.....

5/03/2006 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only M.D. or PhD that shithead was going to get or could even tell you what it stands for was Mad Dog 20/20 or Pot, Heroin, or Dope.

Sorry Ms. Betts, the only physicians I know and would want to treat me graduated fifth grade and went on to complete 6-8 more years of education after college. Oh yea, you have to pass the medical boards too and no, medical school doesn’t take the link card for tuition.

5/03/2006 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when did McNulty start cutting lawns? Did he take off work monday too?

5/03/2006 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both the job and the entire nation are doomed. Aside from Third World nations, the populace of the U.S.A. is well on its way to becoming the most apathetic dumbfucks on the planet.

At the risk of being branded an elitist, racist and xenophobe, the "political correctness" of minorities, the liberal mainstream news media, Hollywood and cowardly politicians has launched the precipitous decline of this once great nation. It is now irreversible.

The millions of citizens who could still salvage our legacy either don't give a fuck or are plain stupid.

Open up the floodgates. Katie bar the door.

Our founding fathers would realize that America, as we knew it, is on the brink of Armageddon.

Among nations and civilizations, America's unique attempt at "diversity" is an abysmal failure. Standards of excellence are now non-existent. No one will admit that we are living in a state of total denial.

The death knell has sounded.

5/03/2006 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Massive doses of Kool-Aid may ease the pain.

However, it will not stop the inevitable. It was a flawed but noble experiment. As a society and as a nation, we are merely brainwashed and feckless imbeciles.

Every man for himself...

5/03/2006 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you all concede that Farrell is the ONLY good boss on the department?

5/03/2006 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt.'s list??? They can't have a whole class of meritorious.

5/03/2006 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the tax rate on the retro ?

5/03/2006 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the tax rate on the retro ?

5/03/2006 04:46:29 PM


Mine looks like about 30%. Still cleared $9200 though! WOO HOO! VEGAS BABY VEGAS!!!!

Ok...I'm not really going to Vegas, I'm just paying my kids tuition with it, but VEGAS sounds so much more exciting.

5/03/2006 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3:57

I couldn’t agree with you more, the four horsemen are coming and they are gonna be pissed! Everyone is too worried about who will become the next American Idol; meanwhile everything is going to hell in a hand basket. If you disagree with someone, you are branded a racist and a scarlet letter is placed on your chest. Generation Me and political correctness gone absolutely insane.

Shit, I ran out of Kool Aid gotta run.

5/03/2006 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Sgt's list they havent picked merit yet people are just spreading rumors

5/03/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember the media when I was in my shooting. I was off-duty and coming home about 4 am in a drunken state of confusion. A very large white fluffy poodle was chasing me from my take home car to my front door. I used the whole clip in my 9 mm at that vicious mouth foaming fluffy poodle. Needless to say I missed that damn thing and hit the water department working repairing the broken water main on my street.

The news media went on and on about this simple little mistake. Have any of you ever taken a poodle bite? It hurts like hell.

Well off to fill the car cooler. Getting the shakes again.

Richie Scotch Breath

5/03/2006 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll drink to that!

5/03/2006 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By Charlie Daniels www.charliedaniels.com

I don’t know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.

I don’t blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don’t care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons.

I don’t need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don’t have anything against Mexicans, I just! have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don’t believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get.

What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it’s tantamount to saying, “I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

It’s an “in your face” action and speaking just for me I don’t like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn’t be happening.

Where are you, you bunch of lilly livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again?

And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won’t mean anything anyway. Besides, what good is another law going to do when you won’t enforce the ones on the books now?

And what ever happened to the polls guys? I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters. Well you sure ain’t paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans want something done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can’t happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?

If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grandchildren will inherit.

But I guess that doesn’t matter as long as you get re-elected.

Shame on you.

One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people ( except Christians ) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you.

Well I’ve been pounded by the media before and I’m still rockin’ and rollin’ and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not. And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don’t have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the face reality.

And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegals in this country and turn around and say, ”Oh it’s ok, ya'll can stay here if you’ll just allow us to slap your wrist.”

And I know that some of you who read this column are saying “Well what’s wrong with that?”

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don’t know who they are, where they are or what they’re up to and the way the Congress is going we’re not going to.

Does this make sense? Labor force you say? We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well?

If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan? I think not.

All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life. They don’t show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did. They don’t tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegals some fat cat hired to pick his crop.

I want to make two predictions:

No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.

No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destruction and set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.

I don’t know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, “I don’t care who I make mad and I don’t care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I’m going to lead the fight to get it straightened out.”

I don’t blame anybody for wanting to come to America, but if you don’t respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others.

And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes. Please get that other one out of my face.

Pray for our troops

What do you think?

God Bless America
Charlie Daniels
April 10, 2006

5/03/2006 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I concur with 10:59 and 2:36. I would follow Pat McNaulty and Bea Cuello anywhere at any time. They are the exceptions to the rule that none of the brass has any guts. The rest of the Patrol Bureaucrats would be wanting reports faxed to them while the Sears Tower falls hopefully onto one of their Level III meetings.

If anyone deserves that William Powers Award it would be them. But it will probably go to someone who makes ass kissing an art form and wouldn't help a patrolman out of any kind of jam.

5/03/2006 06:05:00 PM  
Blogger Kool-Aid said...

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5/03/2006 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DRINK THE DAMN KOOL-AID AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

5/03/2006 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lower the bar of excellence to ground level. Gross stupidity and incompetence should be critical criteria for "achievement". The greatness of our nation is inversely correlated to high I.Q. scores.

Emulate sheep and lemmings. Most Americans can't even locate Iraq on an outline map of the world. "Family values", honor, courage and respect are for fools. Amend the Constitution to
make "affirmative action", "reparations" (forty acres and a Lexus) and "political correctness" as a birthright.

Crank up the hip hop and gansta rap. It's hard out here being a pimp. Implement federal income tax exemptions and deductions to reward interracial marriage. Embrace and celebrate our diversity!

The Beast and American pop culture rules!

If you don't like it, leave!

The National Anthem should only be sung in Farsi, Swahili and Spanish. Ebonics for all!

All non-minorities are either guilt-ridden or racist!

March in lockstep with the collective wisdom of the liberal mainstream media and the Hollywood intelligentsia!

Keep guzzling copious quantities of that Kool-Aid! The indoctrination of the American people is essential in achieving our agenda.

To be pragmatic is delusional. Perception is reality. Prozac and Xanax for all.

Imagine a nation of zombies doing "the Thorazine shuffle."

Vote Democratic!

Only cataclysmic change in so-called traditional values can save this nation. Good is bad! Up is down!

Hallelujah!

5/03/2006 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know who you are 7:45, but you are one hell of a creative writer! A toast! Raise your cup

5/03/2006 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to round up the usual suspects.

5/03/2006 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent drivel!!!

5/03/2006 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any word when we will get the results from part one of the Sgt's test ?

5/03/2006 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got mine last week. They only return the top 1800, so solly!

5/03/2006 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave a box of KoolAid for Fort KoolAid at the SlamsStand formerly known as the GrandStand.

5/03/2006 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wondering for any non-police who may be reading this. where exactly is this "grandstand?" just wondering, if one would want to show up with a peaceful message.

5/03/2006 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...for the brass and exempts

5/03/2006 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Dantwain's momma's babys daddy?

I.D.O.C.?

On a corner shakin a cup?

5/03/2006 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did ya ever notice that on TV and in the movies, most of the judges, surgeons and prestigious "role models" are blacks...forgive me, I meant African-Americans?

Why is it that Hollywood always casts the bad guys as white guys?

Why doesn't WMAQ-TV Channel 5 news have more minorities in front of their cameras?

Why does the media demonize the Duke University lacrosse team as an international cause celebre against RACISM based on the word of a $miling, drunken, money-grubbing whore?

Why is it that media (lack of) coverage rarely mentions the ethnicity of the most violent unidentified criminals?

The media wouldn't sweep black on white criminal violence under the rug, would they?

Am I a paranoid racist or does the media and Hollywood have a insidious agenda to indoctrinate the American public with absolute bullshit?

5/03/2006 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not intending to start a race war here, but I think one of the unintended consequences of the media's recent refusal to specify race of offenders is...

The American public assumes the race. I'll be happy with this arrangement, so long as they actually let us know when an offender is white or hispanic. Wouldn't want the public to be lookin out under the wrong assumption.

5/03/2006 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are the creme de la creme--the very best leaders that the CPD has to offer. Only integrity, study and hard work can earn you the treasured gold star. The best and the brightest who are admired and respected by all.

As you pass us on our reviewing stand on Sunday morning, sharply salute us for our courageous contributions to the greatest police agency in the world.

You can depend on our support. We will NEVER let you down.

Remember. Through excellence and outstanding police performance, you too may someday become an EXEMPT!

All hail the almighty exempts!

5/03/2006 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, the Kool-Aid shit is about as played out as the Area 2 shit.

Hell, even the Seiser crap has all but stopped.

Try something new...maybe something funny this time.

5/03/2006 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, "bo$$".

5/03/2006 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE WAS ABOUT TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND

5/03/2006 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't want to pick your own cotton, don't want to mow your own lawns? Stuff!

5/03/2006 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, "bo$$".

5/03/2006 11:16:17 PM


Yeah. I'm a boss and you're a rocket scientist...

5/04/2006 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Boss see you sunday!
St. Judes is here, god bless all the blue.

5/04/2006 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another punk-

http://www.suntimes.com/
output/news/cst-nws-vandalism04.html

5/04/2006 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOYCOTT ST. JUDE!

Only then will we show Daley, the politicians and their exempt suckholes that we are a force to be reckoned with.

5/04/2006 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you boycott St. Jude? What does it have to do with Daley? Why would he care, he doesn't attend it, and if he did attend, he wouldn't care either. Why would the bosses care? What would the result be? That the police officers really don't care about the officers who have given their lives in service to our community? What about the friends/family/partners/co workers/even the "dreaded and horrible" bosses of those fallen officers?? Do you have a clue as to what those people go through when an officer is killed? Don't you feel the pain - even when you have never laid eyes on an officer who is killed??? If you don't I don't think you should stay on the job... But really, when your partner gets seriously injured or killed - well it is like a member of your family REALLY. Why would you consider boycotting the main event WE hold every year to show honor to our fallen members? It is not about the bosses, it is partially about the "Gold Star Families" but it is REALLY about OUR FALLEN BROTHERS and OUR need to show respect and honor to them... The only thing a boycott of St. Jude does is show that WE have NO SELF RESPECT as Police Officers.

5/04/2006 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Importance to koolaid is that the city might bump out clear koolaid without telling us. Leaving us completly unprepared. That's an ugly picture. Then I ask you? Where will we be without KoolAid knowledge.

5/04/2006 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are making of list of the best bosses, don't forget Lee Epplen

5/05/2006 03:26:00 AM  

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