Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Any reports from the weekend in Garfield Park?
009 is leading 007 in murders and catching up to 011. It will only be a matter of time...Damn Proud!!!-009 Midnights
Well, if 009 were to be able to handle the streets--ie. the "Beast", maybe they wouldn't have surpassed 007? We, Rangers, still believe the facts are incorrectly reported. We KNOW we have far more murders than 009 and we just ignore the lame-ass goofs in 009, who think they are for real. Get a clue 009! You will never be considered a busy district. You don't know how to deal with gangs. You spend most of your days writing parkers. We see you eating at D and D or Mc Donald's most the night. We see how your wagon sits at 51 Halsted over two hrs. If you were busy, then that wagon would be rolling to a fight, shooting, etc. Who you trying to convince you are a busy district? 007 and 011 know you ain't shit!You guys need to work in a busy district to see what it means to be a Ranger. See you at the Blvd. Hey, maybe you will back me up? Oh, that's right, you are too pretty to get hurt. I forgot, all the males are afraid to work in the 30 sector. Useless pukes!!!-007 Ranger from the Hood Day Say "Englewood"
Whose side are we on? Take a chill pill and/or an Ambien or a beer and chillax!
12:22Damn straight homie!!! You know what time it is! 009 sucks ass!
8-Balls are the REAL POLICE! 011, 007 and 010 will ALL attest our tac unit is the baddest of them all. We got black and white mutha fuckas who will put fear into any man's heart!
I thought you got promoted to Sgt and Lt. meritoriously due to your very close relationship with MALLOY? Not because you did anything of any great police importance. You weaseled your way into the Irish click due to your Irish curse (The Intsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Club).
009 is getting busier. We have been having a lot of shooting lately. I don't get it? Bridgeport is yuppie mostly.
Listen to you people. Who cares where you work. i have worked in "fast" and "slow" districts and anything can happen any day. Those of you who are proud that you work in a high crime district should sit down and re-think your life.
called the police for a disturbance with gangbangers(mexicans) and underage drinking fighting screaming etc. at 2230 hrs. in the west end of 008 garcia ridge. still have not seen the police and it's now over two hours later. thanks phil for taking care of the homeland.
009 has too many girls in 009's 30 sector! I am amazed when I come to 009! Where are the men? Sorry, but if I get into a mess, then I want a man responding! Call me chauvinistic or whatever, but I am not happy knowing my assisting units are all females. Can anybody else see how dangerous this is? if you go to 009, then expect only females to back you up when Will gets buck wild. Sickening!-TRU "Mack Daddy"
Garcia Ridge should be burned to the fucking ground. Letting all the wetbacks take over was a huge mistake! Burn baby burn!
Any copper who calls himself a ranger is an idiot.
This just in...009 sucks balls!-011 Ranger
called the police for a disturbance with gangbangers(mexicans) and underage drinking fighting screaming etc. at 2230 hrs. in the west end of 008 garcia ridge. still have not seen the police and it's now over two hours later. thanks phil for taking care of the homeland. Good luck. I had the same thing happen, gangbangers all over the street spilling over from a house party trying to get one of their friends car open since the fucken idiot locked his keys in the car. So they are all standing around laughing at the fuck drinking their beers and pissing on peoples front lawn so I call in the disturbance. Half hour later they show up (not complaining about the response time, but get this) copper gets out, starts bullshitting with the guys, goes into his trunk (while still being surrounded by these fucking animals)and pulls out his slim jim to help the guy open his car. then drives off, giving it a 5F and leaves all these fuckers on the street. Fuck this neighborhood, the fucking mexicans are taking over, and it will soon be a fucking ghetto.
called the police for a disturbance with gangbangers(mexicans) and underage drinking fighting screaming etc. at 2230 hrs. in the west end of 008 garcia ridge. still have not seen the police and it's now over two hours later. thanks phil for taking care of the homeland. ------------------------------63rd & Pulaski, businesses getting robbed in broad daylight due to LACK OF POLICE.thanks phil cline
CPD SUCKS YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE NYPD. THE BEST POLICE IN THE COUNTRY. NYPD RULES
7/16/2006 12:14:02 AMBecause you morons in 009 can't police the people
How about an open post for any districts other than 008 or 009!
there are more women working the 30 sector of 009 because the little boys of 009 are afraid of the animal.
Come home from work every morning and have to immeadiately begin picking up Modelo Beer cans from the curb left by all my Mexican neighbors that I welcomed to my block over the last 5 years!I can't wait to retire and get the Fuck out of Chicago!
called the police for a disturbance with gangbangers(mexicans) and underage drinking fighting screaming etc. at 2230 hrs. in the west end of 008 garcia ridge. still have not seen the police and it's now over two hours later. thanks phil for taking care of the homeland.Are you new? At 2230hrs, all the afternoon cars are sitting on jobs and hiding and the early midnight cars won't be out until at least 2330hrs. At least that is how it is in my district and I bet that's how it is in 008. And I'm sure there were higher priority jobs on a Saturday night, too. You'd realize this if it wasn't YOUR neighborhood. Working an area where police live is the worst because thats where you find the most whiners even though you know how this job is.
Ciprani's in Clearing is closed for vacation so it's really a ghost town around here. When it's open, you can see the squadrol and other cars there every night.
Like I said before, the job ended with the coming of the little girls and the straight shifts.
Ahhhhhhh!!!! A balmy 200 degrees in Chicago today!
In my pool all week. Right before work and right after work. Cools you off like nobodys' business. I would have to say A POOL IN EVERY YARD IN 007TH would curb the homicide rate. Think about it.
Wow, it is hot out there. The animals will be out of control. Wish I had a furlough right about now. August is gonna be a killer. Can I go swimming on duty in Lake Michigan? The sweat is just pouring down my ass crack. Ice tea, anyone?
OK please define the difference between a "busy district" and a slower one. If 11,7 and 9 are leading the city in homicides aren't they all busy. Why is it that when these so called rangers talk trash and say that 9 is slow or that someone from 7 says 9 can't handle the "beast" aren't they really saying that thay are a slow district to, because a "slow district" is equal in homicides too them?
whos gonna buy the pools for the 007th district homes moron. first, food stamps and now pools. loser.
1210Actually the 7th Dsitrict is BEHIND 009 and I believe that is where the animomosity is coming from!7 hates to be bested by anyone-especially their sister in North Englewood (Deering 009).It's a scorcher man!
007 will never be #1. 011 is the King baby. We the baddest station in the nation. Know what I'm sayin' son?
12:30Quit smokin' the rock Kid! 8-Balls the baddest tac unit?Bunch of blowhards. They all wear stupid goatees and gel their spiked hair- look like they are on 'roids too. If you think they are the shit, then you NEED to see REAL PO-LEESES in 011. We'll rock your world.009 tac is a joke.010 is pretty decent.015 still crazy.007 keeping the animal down!FILLMO Rangers leads the way...
Everybody knows 008 tac is too busy swapping spit with the 008 3rd watch drama queens. Don't expect to see a tac copper at a call, unless there's a bimbo with huge knockers. 8-Balls are notorious for noise disturbances at Marquette Park lagoon! I should know. Don't forget your jimmy hats boys and girls. Hehehe...-former 8-Balls lunatic
AREA 2 GUN TEAM ARE REAL MEN.
LOSERS, ON A HOT DAY SLAVING OVER A COMPUTER, LOSERS LIKE THE AREA 2 FEMALE DICS. WHAT LOSERS THEY ARE LIKE THE AREA 2 GUN TEAM STROKES. LOSERS LIKE SEISER. LOSERS LIKE THE OLE' GUY STROKE. YOU ALL GEEKS AND STROKES
We all have the same goal in tac in any district. Bang as many female coppers as we can. I work in 014 and I do my best to deceive the two-legged creature. Keep up the spit swapping in 008. OLE!
Whatever happened to the idea of the BEST officers in their respective districts went upstairs? When did tac become skirt-chasing? I may be old, but I I'm not senile. What about the BEST coppers doing the BEST work out there. Am I missing something these days? These 8-Ball tac guys give REAL tac a bad name.-017 tac
AREA 2 GUN TEAM GUYS don't need pools, they just get us female PPO's all WET and then they jump in. NOTHING LIKE AN AREA 2 GUN GUY!
BEST officers? Not a chance. Most of these guys are total phone calls. They think their shit don't stink, because the girls believe their bullshit hero stories. Especially in 008...008th copper
Wait a minute there 017 Tac, Don't you guys have two rookies that went up to the 017 Tac -RIGHT AFTER THEY GOT OFF PROBATION? Wow! going to Tac w/ 10 months street experience.Whatever happened to the ones who are out there trying in 017 and the ones making good pinches? What about the ones who really deserve a spot Tac? WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT EARNED YHEIR SPOT BASED ON HARD WORK?
As a fellow Pipes and Drums man's man, that's right I drink hard shit and scratch my nuts, I would like to personally thank SCC for deleting every bitchs' message last night about a real cop's cop in 008. Apparently he didn't break it off well with you zany broads? Here's a tip: Don't mess with the best, you'll only whine like the rest!Chicks suck as cops! Chicks should just suck!:P
Some guys admittedly have CLOUT. When an Aldercreature asks for a favor, things happen. Besides which, in 017 po's get overlooked for their performance. Where have you been all this time? It ain't a secret! Nothing is ever going to change here. Sorry pal, there's always another district.017 tac
please for the love of god, LIFT THE RESIDENCY RULE!!!!!
the west end of 008 garcia ridge---------------what streets? So where can the police live in this Shity anymore?
Worked the "Bring it back home roots festival" at 47th. & King last night. The Capt. and Lt. were good guys and left everybody alone...BUT....They stated that it wouldn't end at 2200 hrs. like the order stated. The Alderman ran the show and it would go till she said it would.The music went on till 0020 hrs. What a joke. 6 Tact Teams and 30 P.O.s from closed market guarding the zoo. Can you imagine that much manpower at Edison Park Fest, or any fesival in a civilized area going 2 hours past the permit. Oh yeah. Jesse was there with his kid, whose beer sponsored the thing. FXXX the deuce, the hat and everything south.
If the guys in 008 cared (obviously they don't) then the crap wouldn't have moved into 008. Thus, mucking it up for all coppers. Same is true for 009. Oh, you sissies let everyone walk all over you and now 009 is crap. 16 and 17, while holding their own, is begining to show signs of faulter. Quit sleeping in the cemetaries and go be the police! 22 is now a joke. Sorry, but reading the postings from the other day about Mt. G.... ugh... JOKE! I drive thru with my pistol out. Dudes in 22 aint stopping the knuckleheads. Boys... stop bitching cuz its bad citywide. Either clear out one whole district for just cops or lift residency!
Yeah, SCC, it's hot and humid. While these morons are complaining and pissing and moaning, I'm sucking on the A/C while Shiniqua is sucking my white snake. Later Juanita is coming over so I can suck the salsa outta that hot Latin poony. Niether one works in 008.
I declare this thread extremely gay. And after spending the last two days sequestered in the men's room at Osterman beach, I feel qualified to say what is gay and what is not.Gulp.
Attention Caremark home pharmacy customers!!!!!Effective 1 July 2006 your co-pay changed from $15 to $60 for Brand medicine (400% increase) and from $5-$10 to $20 for Generic medicine (200 to 400%). Thank you FOP and mr. donahoe for signing off on that contract item. (thank you straight ticket voting).Go to Caremark.com and check your individual medicines, every one has gone up.Caremark says they are only charging what our plan allows, and FOP says read your contract.Many families use the home pharmacy for their spouses or children who have to take the same medicine's day after day, year after year. The retired will be affected the most. Who can afford a 400% increase overnight? Did not the FOP see this mistake? Many users have to buy multiple supplies each 90 days (diabetics), pills, insulin, test strips, needles, etc.Your 90 cost may go from $60 for 4 $15 meds to $240 or more. Ask your Doctor to see if any of your medicines can be written as Generic ($20 each for 90 day supply). Many can't and you will be stuck paying the $60 each med.We know that costs rise, but 400% is a bit too steep for anybody. There goes you raise for 2006.What a great negotiating team we have! Obviously unaware of what the bottom line would be and would cost the member or retiree.Remember FOP next election!!!!!! and thank them for helping the city screw us.Attention SCC!!!!Could this item be made into a post for all to reply? Please check out Caremark.com.We just received an order placed 14 July 2006 and noticed the new prices. Our order went from $38.75 to $128.75
what coppers in 008, that are female are hot?? That has to be the ugliest bitch district out there!!
Who is the TRu blond that is hot and walks with her ass popped out???
Cindy Pilapuff...ask to see her banana trick.
You want busy? man find out a real working sgt in 019 who is the quickest trigger on the taser, heard he upped his body count yesterday on a 4 foot asian...
Edison park fest would never be extended because Doherty is face down in a gutter by 10pm. The only mystery is whether it was booze or an ass kicking.
I hope the above post about Caremark does not get lost amid all thses idiotic posts. This is something that really affects our pockets and deserves to be brought to light as another example of how our "fraternal organization" has dropped the ball.But please, continue with your sexual fantasies, all you fat, old coppers banished to the basement in your stained boxers and wife beater because your family can't stand you. Neither can most of us.
Edison park fest would never be extended because Doherty is face down in a gutter by 10pm. The only mystery is whether it was booze or an ass kicking. 7/16/2006 07:34:15 PM 10PM?!?!? You are giving that goof an awful lot of credit there! Stop by the Emerald Isle sometime around 6PM and he's usually already drooling on himself and starting a fight!But he's the only Republican Alderman, so maybe he just has a great sense of loneliness that is only fulfilled by 47 MGD's each night.
Get it right Doherty drinks Miller Lite not MGD. Get your facts straight.
Why does the FOP earn so much salary wise?
They have to buy Doherty Miller Lites. He drinks.........a lot.
To the S/W Polacks and you true-blue democratic assholes who don't like Ald. Doherty,Stick it in your ass and while you at it stick with your weirdo, bi-sexual and other morphidite aldermenses and alderwomanses that you elected. Do the rest of us a favor and keep them within the bounderies of your own wards, we don't want to spread the smell. Your the same "voters" (alive or dead) that keep electing shitheads from the 1, 2nd etc. wards especially 14th, 19th 11th wards. There is an example of three great assholes for ya. To the asshole who wrote the shit abour Doherty, what's the matter he didn't get you that promotion you whined about you snivelling little whore or is it you just don't like beer and prefer "NIGHT TRAIN"
Here comes the Irish revolt! Beware of 5'4 little pissed off men with last names beginning with O'_____
To 7/16/2006 04:33:54 PM re: Caremark - What raise in 2006? You mean the wage compression that FOP foisted upon us? Letting the City give us money we already had coming to us?
Anyone with any sense flees with their family to Park Ridge, or to Northshore beaches during Edison Park Fest. Fucking hillbillys w/ IR #'S abound. Section Eight mules-white and black-from apt.s' along Northwest Highway and Harlem mingle w/ crowd as well. But if morbidly obese red heads with bad skin and "Fighting Irish" tattoos above their ankles is what yee desires then its the place to go slumming! You wanna see nice ass? 018 still can't be beat!
Irish women have cankles. And as my father used to say, "all hips and no lips."
Hello, I have worked in 011 for 5 years and before that I was in 15 for 4 years. The City does not care about the police officer. 90% of the bosses do not care about the police officer. We have to care about each other. I read the blog every day and there are a lot of angry cops. I can't help but think that since they can't yell at their bosses they yell at each other on this blog. It doesn't matter where you work the point is you WORK!! We should have a complaint blog where we put down a bosses name (Sgt. Zelinsky) and then seriously list the things he does that are wrong/dangerous with hopes that an exempt can read this and move him for officer safety. We aren't gonna get a huge raise and nobody is gonna hand us the awards we are due but we can fix the safety issues first. So we need to start the complaint blog and start listing the dangerous bosses who can get us hurt if they aren't stopped now.
Cindy retired the banana trick after one broke off in her throat and a tact guy had to perform Heimlich on her to get it out.
How does Edison Park Fest compare to the week long polack fest or the month long puerto rican fest or the summer long mexican fest. I know of one difference, In Edison Park, before and after the fest, the speak Enghish. The fest has been overrun with busboys and carhickers from the local restaurants (aka: dopedealers).
ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT 42 PEOPLE FROM 35TH STREET SCORED IN THE TOP 100 ON SGT. TEST?
WOW! That 20th district station has it own set of rules. In 20th you will find a burglary vehicle 2004 and 2006 but they just ride for 8 hours doing not a single assignment.
seems as though PO Kendzior of the 024th district likes to write movers to Police and Fire families.How did you get on days, Kevin (suck, suck, swallow)
watch out for the treacherous bitch in 019. she beefs on everybody she doesn't like, except the captain she is doing.
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