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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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Life's greatest pleasures are lusty sex, sound sleep and hearty defecation.
Confucius is right. Nothing beats a large, leisurely dump while scanning a copy of HOOTERS. Pure joy!
No Contract=No Tickets
As an old timer, currently retired, and reading various blooging. I never saw a copper starve on this job.
You didn't get lunch! You don't belong on the job if you can't figure a way to grab a bite.
Writing movers and parkers and getting curfews are just part of the job you took. If you can't do that, you don't belong on the job.
What I read on the Blogg is a lot of complaining by just a few ASSSHATS,who should have never gotten the job and would be a failure no matter what job they took.
As for one blogg I read,this ASSHAT complained because he had 8 jobs. This is not piece work,if thats what some of you want, go to work in a factory, punch the time clock.
What the hell difference does it make if your on the A&A sheets or checked in electrontic?
Now, as far as Supervisors, I would like someone to explain to me what a good supervisor is. Sgt.Lt. Capt.etc.?
Complaing is good,sometimes it gets results and sometimes it gets KITA,or a kick in the ass.But the guys, {ASSHATS] who say they are done working are the least likely to support you when the 10-1 comes down.
You only have 8 to do, make the best of it and when you feel really down,pick up the Trib,pick out the employment section, and look at the job offering and the pay. THAT SHOULD MAKE YOUR DAY.
Yep, former boss here, and did my share of complaing also, but wasn't an ASSHAT.
off topic but...
Cline was set to leave 15 July and the mayor - who is leaving for Brazil 16 July - asked Cline to stay on until the new Sup and 1st are named>> possilbe Grau/Keating team...
Thought they finally got you SCC! they would love to dismantle this great board but cannot AS SEISER RUNS IT! SEISER FOR MAYOR!
Are they still increasing special at the airports? Or just more rumors? anyone here file a complaint for political discrimination with the shakman monitors office of Noelle Brennan? She has 12 million and the forms are due by Sept 16th heck we could all file one! CLOUT IS KING BUT WHERE IS MINE?
I'll drink to that, 11:32:00PM
check out utube, "4th of July-Police are important" This is why we are hated. Nice going blowholes, you know the bosses check this site all the time.
TO: 7/07/2007 08:09:00 AM
Nice post!! Not sure how long you have been retired but be thankful you are no longer here - it would kill you to see what this department has become. I have 20+ years on and did 15+ years in the private sector. Trust me, I have NEVER been as overworked and stressed on CPD as I was in the private sector. Problem is, most of these "college educated generation X officers" have never worked anything but this job and feel that they are entitled to everything and aren't willing to earn anything and actually work for something.
Congratulations on your retirement, hope to join you soon!
Are they sabotaging you SCC?
Anonymous said...
TO: 7/07/2007 08:09:00 AM
Nice post!! Not sure how long you have been retired but be thankful you are no longer here - it would kill you to see what this department has become. I have 20+ years on and did 15+ years in the private sector. Trust me, I have NEVER been as overworked and stressed on CPD as I was in the private sector. Problem is, most of these "college educated generation X officers" have never worked anything but this job and feel that they are entitled to everything and aren't willing to earn anything and actually work for something.
Congratulations on your retirement, hope to join you soon!
7/07/2007 05:31:00 PM
"I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR 8 YEARS AND I WAS SO STUPID ALL MY FRIENDS GOT GREAT JOBS BUT I AM HERE" LOTS OF COLLEGE EDUCATED WORE MOMMIES DRESSES AND THINK THEY ARE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING! SORRY CHILDREN YOU HAVE TO EARN IT "HAVING YOUR LUNCH MONEY TAKEN AS YOU GREW UP DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO MORE THAT WORKED FOR IT"! JUST KEEPING PAYING INTO MY PENSION FUND BOYS AND GIRLS! WORK HARD WHILE I RELAX ON THIS JOB "IT'S OUR TIME TO RELAX CHILDREN FAILED IN SCHOOL NOW WORK"!
WHY WOULD A RE-TIRED PERSON CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT A JOB THEY NO LONGER HAVE.
I ALWAY LAUGH WHEN I SEE A RE-TIRED GUY COME BY A DISTRICT AND THEY DONT RECOGNIZE ANYONE.
I GUESS ITS KINDA OF SAD THAT A J-O-B IS THE HI POINT IN MANY OF R LIVES.
I EVEN NOTICE AT THE FOP MEETING THEIR R QUITE A FEW RE-TIRED PO'S
I JUST DONT SEE IT.
I HAVE MY OWN GIG AND THIS JOB IS SECONDARY INCOME. THAT RIGHT SECONDARY. SO FOR ALL YOU RE-TIRED PERSON STICK 2 THE COMMENT LIKE WE WERE THE REAL POLICE W/ OUT COLLEGE AND WE DIDNT LIKE WORKING WITH BLACKS HISPANICS AND WOMEN.
ENJOY THE GRANDKIDS GO FISHING WITH YOUR RETIRED BADGE AND TELL STORIES OF 20$ TRAFFIC STOPS.
JISC CENTER GRADUATE said...
WHY WOULD A RE-TIRED PERSON CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT A JOB THEY NO LONGER HAVE.
I ALWAY LAUGH WHEN I SEE A RE-TIRED GUY COME BY A DISTRICT AND THEY DONT RECOGNIZE ANYONE.
I GUESS ITS KINDA OF SAD THAT A J-O-B IS THE HI POINT IN MANY OF R LIVES.
I EVEN NOTICE AT THE FOP MEETING THEIR R QUITE A FEW RE-TIRED PO'S
I JUST DONT SEE IT.
I HAVE MY OWN GIG AND THIS JOB IS SECONDARY INCOME. THAT RIGHT SECONDARY. SO FOR ALL YOU RE-TIRED PERSON STICK 2 THE COMMENT LIKE WE WERE THE REAL POLICE W/ OUT COLLEGE AND WE DIDNT LIKE WORKING WITH BLACKS HISPANICS AND WOMEN.
ENJOY THE GRANDKIDS GO FISHING WITH YOUR RETIRED BADGE AND TELL STORIES OF 20$ TRAFFIC STOPS.
7/07/2007 10:02:00 PM
I ALWAYS LAUGH LOOKING AT THE NEW KIDS WHO HAD TO MAKE MOM AND DAD PAY FOR THEM TO GO TO COLLEGE WHERE THEY GOT TO DRUNK TO GET A GREAT DEGREE BUT GOT A "I JUST MADE IT TYPE" AND ARE NOW CPD! KIDS DON'T FORGET WHEN YOU CANNOT GET TIME OFF YOUR FRIENDS ARE LIVING IN THE BURBS AND MAKING MORE $$$$ THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE BUT THEY ACTUALLY STUDIED IN SCHOOL AND DID NOT GET "HIGH"! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GIG KID WHAT IS IT? LET ME GUESS WORKING PART TIME AT WALGREENS FOR $12 AND HOUR WHILE THE OLD GUYS GET ALL THE BIG PAYING SPECIAL WORK HARD KID AND YOU WILL BE SOMETHING ONE DAY AMYBE EVEN INDICTED! WHAT YOU CANNOT FATHOM IS THE OLD POLICE TOOK CARE OF EACH OTHER NOT LIKE THE NEW KIDS WHO WOULD SELL THEIR OWN MOMMIES OUT! THE DEPARTMENT AT ONE TIME HAD A SPIRIT IF STICKING TOGETHER WITH THE COLLEGE KIDS IT HAS CHANGED TO FALLING APART ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL BUT I AM FOR MYSELF! THE NEW GLOVE DRIVING,HAIR GEL POLICE! JUST KEEP PAYING FOR MY RETIREMENT CHILD FOR THAT I THANK YOU! JUST THINK WITH ALL YOUR YEARS YOU WILL NOT GET A PENSION IT WILL BE BROKE SORRY YOU FUCKED UP! I AM LAUGHING NOW!
JISC CENTER GRADUATE said...
WHY WOULD A RE-TIRED PERSON CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT A JOB THEY NO LONGER HAVE.
I ALWAY LAUGH WHEN I SEE A RE-TIRED GUY COME BY A DISTRICT AND THEY DONT RECOGNIZE ANYONE.
I GUESS ITS KINDA OF SAD THAT A J-O-B IS THE HI POINT IN MANY OF R LIVES.
I EVEN NOTICE AT THE FOP MEETING THEIR R QUITE A FEW RE-TIRED PO'S
I JUST DONT SEE IT.
I HAVE MY OWN GIG AND THIS JOB IS SECONDARY INCOME. THAT RIGHT SECONDARY. SO FOR ALL YOU RE-TIRED PERSON STICK 2 THE COMMENT LIKE WE WERE THE REAL POLICE W/ OUT COLLEGE AND WE DIDNT LIKE WORKING WITH BLACKS HISPANICS AND WOMEN.
ENJOY THE GRANDKIDS GO FISHING WITH YOUR RETIRED BADGE AND TELL STORIES OF 20$ TRAFFIC STOPS.
These retired cops have something you will never have....the feeling of a brotherhood....unity...bonding. They may miss the job...the calls, the action....but the main thing they miss is the fun. Going around with a watch was the beginning of the breakdown of the CPD. Say what you will about today...this job is fun. Always something to make you laugh....you still have to strive for that every day.
What does JISC mean?
7/08/2007 08:23:00 AM
NEW KIDS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND "BROTHERHOOD" AS THEY ALL CAME FROM COLLEGE AND ARE THE "ME FIST" GENERATION! EDUCATED BUT NO STREET SMARTS CHILDREN WITH NOWHERE TO GO AS THEY STUDIED AND DID NOT EXCEL SO NOW THEY ARE GLOIFIED HIGH SCHOOL GRADS WITH COLLEGE! THAT IS WHY I WOULD NEVER ADVISE A SMART KID!
Bring back $20 traffic stops and daley can stick his 3% in his ass.
7/08/2007 08:23:00 AM
NEW KIDS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND "BROTHERHOOD" AS THEY ALL CAME FROM COLLEGE AND ARE THE "ME FIST" GENERATION! EDUCATED BUT NO STREET SMARTS CHILDREN WITH NOWHERE TO GO AS THEY STUDIED AND DID NOT EXCEL SO NOW THEY ARE GLOIFIED HIGH SCHOOL GRADS WITH COLLEGE! THAT IS WHY I WOULD NEVER ADVISE A SMART KID!
7/08/2007 03:28:00 PM
Relax old man, you post here so often saying the same shit. You must feel inferior because you didn't attend college. Oh yeah, you know the saying "too much college, not enough high school". Well motherfucker, go back to high school, you grammar is horrible and your spelling sucks.
PS YOU KEEP STROKING OUT ON THE BLOG YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE RETIREMENT, SON.
Now, as far as Supervisors, I would like someone to explain to me what a good supervisor is. Sgt.Lt. Capt.etc.?
I can tell you what the patrolmen think is a good sergeant, lt., capt., etc., speaking as a sergeant..........One who overlooks everything wrong you do, allows you to leave early whenever you want, thinks it is funny to "blow" off a job or to be disrespectful and rude to the citizens. One who will let you do whatever the hell you want to do whenever the hell you want to do it and come to roll call out of uniform, eat during roll call, read a newspaper during roll call. Seems this is what the new patrolmen are looking for.
Now, I will explain what I think is a good supervisor. One who leads by example - don't ask me to do something you wouldn't do. One who is understanding about needing to leave early but won't let the dogs take advantage of their kindness, one who knows how to write paper when I need paper written, one who understands that I might mess up out there, but that I did it with good intentions. We don't have many of these kinds of supervisors around anymore at any level.
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