SCC Dating Service
This is the ONLY time we are doing this, mostly because we need something to fill the space tonight. From Craigslist, this little gem:
- Ok, this is my zillionth and last message to the hot looking male officer, who had the most captivating eyes I've ever seen. Do CPD officers not look on craigslist? Cause I've been really trying to get hold of you and dude, I do not spend time on craigslist but I do not know where else to look - I'm sure stopping by one of the police station is not a good idea or dialing an emegency number for that matter.
You were dining at Morseland (In Rogers Park)- I was in the table next to you sipping martini. This happened little over a month ago(I might search for the receipt if you need the exact date), it was friday - a gorgous friday. You had a company of another officer - wish i could describe him but, my eyes were all fixated on you. I do not know if its appropriate to write down officer's name on craigslist - but I do have the other officer's name if you'd like.
If there's any possibility it was you, and you'd like to know me, please drop me a line. Like I said, your eyes, I can't forget them. Hope I can look into those eyes and say what I want to say. I've never regreted not talking to someone so badly - please make me feel better by getting back asap.
And dear other CPD officers or friends of officers, if you come across this message, will you be kind enough to pass the word around. I'm sure all of us know what a missed connection is like - this one is really bad.
We figure she's describing Seiser, because we know that no one ever poaches in Seiser's territory.
Labels: open posts, seiser
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
56 Comments:
Never bring a knife to a gunfight, and never bring a gun to a Seiser fight...
Seiser and Muzupappa...at it again.
If the officer is found, there will be a street tax.
And yes, I want all my money, not some my money.
I read it twice. This person never mentions if he/she is a man or woman. For some reason, this person sounds like a man. Probably for the, "dude" comment. Hope you swing that way if he is a man. Either way, good luck.
What a loser!!!
Hey, how do you know its a SHE? It is way up north, after all!!
hey baby, it was me. sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I think it was TommaBunns in 011, hes been IOD for 5 months and a very good eater.....
ROTFLMAO ... yuck...
The Keesing Bandit says---
This troll better not look at my Seiser again. If anyone is going to kees Seiser, it will be me.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
Definitely written by a gump.
Elementary Watson! The officer in question could be one of three people.
1. The "Scnauf-daddy". Loved by the ladies, feared by Joe.
2. "The Wozo". From his thrilling hairdoo to his romantic tales of a "Bee em dableyoo", hes 100% Polish prince, 110% all man.
But since neither of them dine outside of their respective districts on duty, and both hunger for the action of a true hunter that only the westside can bring it could only be one officer, it could only be one man. That man could only be...
3. The "EB5K". Technological age, digital hearthrob.
Elementary my dear Watson, elementary.
To the young lady. My sincere condolences Madam. All of these Gods among men are taken. Each of them would sooner rip the hearts from their own chests than think a cheating thought against their lucky, lucky girls.
Did you read the top of the ad?
DETECTIVE. LOL
CPD officer on duty in Rogers Park - w4m - 32
That would be WOMAN4MAN age 32
Asshat!
Thats Muzupappa writing about Seiser!!
I would love to meet you to go swimming/skinny dipping.
Sgt. S.R. with all of his money!
That gorgeous man was none other than Sgt Half-a-lady from 011
Did Rod Luberman write that? He worked up in 024 before.......
Must be seiser just hope that it is a girl looking for him! SCC runs the boards now is seiser the new "Huggy Bear" for CPD? Lets open a special SCC dating service!
Match.com, dating.com.,love@aol.com and now revealed Seiser@scc.com the "love machine"!
its a woman-- was listed in the "women for men section" on Cragislist.
Tomma Bunns is a real lady's man. That guy has singlehandedly snared more strange than the entire 011th Dist. combined. Don't be a hater! You try maintaining a physique like his while still pullin' down those numbers. The man's a machine.
Worship the Bunns. He would do the same for you...
Damn and all this time I've chasing badges at Dugan's. Watch out Craigslist, here I come...
I heard that Superman wears Seiser pajamas to bed at night....
We will keep our eyes out for him.
Yeah my bet is on Tommabunnz too. His eyes are dreamy, and he does like to eat.
I work in the 022nd District and there is only one, that's right, one, chick that I would date. Can 022nd District get some hot chicks? Please.
Maybe she is looking for Leo Schmidt... oh my bad, that would be his captivating schnozzola!
I think its Quinn. Hope you like guys Pat!
She!!! I think it is a he, be careful in A/3. Lot of Transformers up north!
You guys are so jealous! Seiser pulls more girls then anyone I know.
FYI translation for all you that don't know, "w4m - 32"=women for men, HER age is 32 years old
Carroll...a you sure you weren't sneaking out of the D.O.C. to eat in 024 last week?
I work in the 022nd District and there is only one, that's right, one, chick that I would date. Can 022nd District get some hot chicks? Please.
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yeah right, that's every fuckin district
Get a life! It's kind of pathetic that a 32 y.o. woman (or man for that matter) is chasing after someone on a computer! And if she was drooling over this p.o. at the restaurant like she is on the website, she probably gave the guy a weird vibe and scared him off. Besides, at the age of 32, if she is still single that means she's probably got issues.
Muzupappa says
GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
FIRE BAD!!
It had to be Chief Ronnie Two Bucks of the Cheap-a-Prickie Tribe aka Tommabunns
Lord help us!!!
The woman, if that is what she is, doesn't say much about herself. She is probably not too hot.
Every male cop gets propositioned in 024. So do street and sans guys, firemen, Com Ed and Comcast workers. If you have a job, you're all good up there. Of course, the quality isn't good. It's just like hitting a bucket of range balls
Honey, forget it! He's married and I'm his girlfriend!
Can you say CUCKOO??
What a loser! If that officer was even remotely interested in you, I guarantee you would have known immediately. Most male officers, handsome and ugly know that they are surrounded by star gazers who luv that superman outfit and r not shy about what they want. Move on find a troll like yourself, lots of bridges in chicago! LOL.
my girlfriend on the side wants to learn how to pole dance. isn't there a website that could help out there that gives cpd discounts on such lessons?
OK OK, I admit it! It's me, Ron Lubermann. But honestly, check out those eyes, there to die for!
This is B.S. Noself respecting CPD fficer would ever eat in tha LIBERAL PIECE OF CRAP restaurant. Only person I know, and I used to work in 024, that ever ate there, was Steve from Springer while on the food show on PBS. Come on, the owner is proud of her husband and says the picture of him is HIS proudest moment. That picture: Him on top of the overturned squad at the convention. Fuck those hippies turned yuppie.... Fucking commi propaganda spreading bottom feeders...
Hey SCC:
Since you are doing a Chicago Reader style "missed connections" post now..I could use your help.
Can you hook me up with P.O. (SS) or at least have Seiser find out where she works for me?
She is the PO who is on the cover of the Tribune Tempo section today, being interviewed about her fitness program. EXOTIC DANCER POLE DANCING. Cool. Can men sign up too?
She looks good too, in the Daisy Dukes and tank top. A total MILF!
ALL KIDDING ASIDE..I THINK IT's GREAT TO SEE OFFICER's PURSUING OUTSIDE INTERESTs, OTHER THAN CPD, BECAUSE "LIFE IS SHORT."
But she is in for lot's of "ball busting."
I think you finally found a NEW target to take Sgt Hitney's place!
Agree, agree. If the broad was hot, and clearly staring/trying to get his attention, he would have made a move.
I once dated a chick for a few months that I met at Jimmy Johns while on duty - I know, I know...not exactly the classiest or sexiest of places - but she was checking me out, she was cute, she struck up a conversation and when she was leaving, I followed her out the door & got her number.
So my point is, if he wanted her, she'd know by now. He wouldn't wait for her to contact him via Craigslist.
This cop has no interest in this woman. She just needs to let it go.
Any copper who eats on Morse Ave. should have their heads (all of them) checked.
Its gotta be Steele, Mike Steele...his powerful BO can attract the gutter slumps from any section of 024 in a heartbeat...that's why they've got him 'hidden' away in the lockup
Hey, lay off on this girl. She is just some desperate north side cutie who can't find a guy because the guys there are more interested in the pole than the hole. I'd do her in a heartbeat!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHE"? THAT'S A DUDE THAT WROTE THAT.
You guys are so jealous! Seiser pulls more girls then anyone I know.
yeah he does...armitage hookers and 30 sector rats. ask anyone in 025 1st watch
i think it's corona from 024.
the woman on the front page of tempo section is a sgt in 006
IT WAS NOT ME I WORK IN 009 AND I ONLY GO AFTER WOMEN WITH ROTTED TEETH, CANARYVILLE ALL THE WAy.
Maybe she is looking for Leo Schmidt... oh my bad, that would be his captivating schnozzola!
Leo looks like a fat Gary Busse
or more like alcoholabusse
Has she found her Mr. CPD Wonderful yet? Actually, people are saying it is/was P.O. Groh of 024 (formerly of the 018 Cabrini Riot fame) Apparently he was dining with a PPO he was working with. Maybe SCC should start a little dating service on the side and let us all in on the "Copper Hopper" action
Fun's over on this one - it was Groh of 024 right before he went to the bike unit for the summer. He got her number. All's good.
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