Monday, August 13, 2007

Poor Lizards

Why didn't she just kill her abuser? It would have save her some jail time:
  • A northwest suburban woman faces felony charges in Kane County after attacking her husband's pet lizards, killing one and severely injuring the other, authorities said Friday.

    A grand jury this week indicted Sara Tinsley, 37, of West Dundee, on one count each of cruelty to animals and aggravated cruelty to animals for allegedly throwing one of the reptiles against the wall and stabbing the other with a butcher knife. Authorities said it was an act of vengeance against her husband, who is accused of battering her.

A jury would be much more sympathetic to a battered wife than an animal abuser.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heeerrreee Lizard, Lizard, Lizard, Lizard, Lizard.... I'm gonna get cha!, I'm gonna get cha!....

8/12/2007 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love animals but some of this animal abuse is fricking ridiculous.

Pretty soon PETA will want you charged with a felony for eating a hamburger or possessing meat. PCM-720ILCS470/666- Possession of Controlled Meat

8/13/2007 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Felony charges for hitting a lizard in Kane County: APPROVED, charges for beating somebody badly enough to send them to the hospital for stitches and broken bones in crook county: DENIED (unless of course you're a cop). Glad to see atleast some counties still enforce the law.

8/13/2007 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know lizards, sir, and you are no lizard!

8/13/2007 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok,what crime was committed??Ganbangers get set free every day in Crook County and this is prosecuted??Things must be slow out west.

8/13/2007 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO !!!!!!

8/13/2007 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lizard soup??? TASTY!!!

8/13/2007 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHe should have made a belt out of the lizard!

8/13/2007 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,
Ever been to LA?
LOL

8/13/2007 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, good prosecutions only happen in other counties BUT COOK COUNTY. Too soft here. Juvies get a slap on the wrist, and adults get light sentencing. Maybe that's why this county is nothing but CROOK COUNTY all the way around.

8/13/2007 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good, I like lizards better than most people we deal with.

8/14/2007 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what would happen to a cop that beat a lizard in Iowa??

8/14/2007 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RECIPE OF FRIED LIZARD

2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon coarse pepper
1 pound lizard meat
Vegetable oil, for frying

Mix flour, salt, and pepper in a large bowl with hands. Cut the lizard into 1 inch chunks, rinse and pat dry. Dip in flour mixture. Shake off excess flour. Heat 1/2-inch vegetable oil in a deep frying pan to 350 degrees F. Drop the floured lizard chunks in pan and fry for 5 minutes or until golden brown. Serve immediately with dipping condiment such as honey mustard or Mambo Sauce.

Keep watching this web-site for upcoming recipes, such as
Road Kill Opossum, The Other White Meat.

8/14/2007 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

26th/Cal Felony Review

WWDD: What would Darren DO?

Me thinks felony review wouldn't even return my call.

8/17/2007 11:30:00 PM  

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