Death Ruled Accidental
- An autopsy Sunday determined that the 22-year-old man that died during a foot chase with police on the West Side on Saturday choked to death.
Tony Green, of the city's West Side, died from asphyxia after ingesting a foreign object, according to an autopsy performed by the Cook County Medical Examiner�s office. His death was ruled an accident.
Lesson? Don't try to swallow plastic bags. Or as one of our more humorous readers posted:
- This could be a valuable public service announcement for the rest of the little ones out there that intend to pursue a life of dealing dope. Kids, package your rocks/blows/dubs/sacks of weed in smaller, easier to [swallow] packs for better concealment, easier on the throat when time is a factor and an all around better marketability.
Remember kids, when it comes to safety think smaller is better. They can't lock you up for what they can't find. Eat that dope safely and with the full knowledge that your packaging is safe and bite size. Don't take unnecessary risks, pack that shit as though your life depends on it.
See you in church!
Words to live by.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 5:03 AM
25 Comments:
Do swallowed bags sell at a discount price? After all they get crapped out before resale.
Accidental...try self inflicted!
Read this story in the Chicago Tribune's Metro Section. It gave me a short laught then a WTF by the reporter. Here is the quote; "On Sunday, people who said they witnessed the chase offered different accounts. One man, who declined to be identified, said he saw Green run from police and that he was carrying two bags of rock cocaine in his mouth. He said the officer who stopped him ordered him to swallow the drug, and Green then chocked on it."
FYI: another neighbor said the police did nothing wrong.
going back to the quoted paragraph, now we (the police) can see what a person has in their mouth??? I'm sitting here shaking my head that a reporter would even print such trash and I'm the sucker who has the paper delivered.
Off topic: read about the rap concert at the former Miggs Field. Boaters are beefing about the fowl language, words rapped to get a snub nose gun and shoot the police etc. etc. This is our park district that allows anything to happen just to make a buck. I know..it's all under the 1st Amendment.
one less mooncricket to worry about.
Off topic: Yesterday in 023 district, one of the people who monitor the Pods requested that officers responded to a homeless person in Uptown whose shopping cart was blocking the sidewalk. Are you kidding me ? This is what we pay these "eyes in the sky" to monitor and then were going to waste police service by dispatching this assignment to a beat car. Uptown is littered with homeless and nuts, get a clue.
CHEW! How many times did your mother tell you to chew your food or you'll choke? Oh wait, your mother never mothered. Sorry, thats white society's fault. My bad....
where are the supervisors we don't need some old retired copper to find us a shopping cart blocking the sidewalk
hire some civilians from a block club who can find a criminal
Jesse's biography "SHAKEDOWN" is available at Amazon.com and also at Borders.
It lays out the history of this lying, thieving, alledged rev. quite well.
Better yet, dont keep your dope in plastic bags, if your rocks are loose then you can swallow them without the risk of choking on the plastic.
Just imagine, you can swallow maybe 20 or 30 rocks very quickly before the Police can get you. If you have no rocks then they cant arrest you. I think this is the best sollution to your problems. Anyone disagree???
Response to anonymous regarding the shopping cart and homeless in the 23rd district. There have numerous complaints from shop owners about the homeless out there aggressively panhandling and robbing patrons. last week the owner of one shop had enough and made his own video which captured a F/B taking a crap against his car in broad daylight. The 23rd district had declared a zero tolerance for the area and has decided to take enforcement action
Off topic: Yesterday in 023 district, one of the people who monitor the Pods requested that officers responded to a homeless person in Uptown whose shopping cart was blocking the sidewalk. Are you kidding me ? This is what we pay these "eyes in the sky" to monitor and then were going to waste police service by dispatching this assignment to a beat car. Uptown is littered with homeless and nuts, get a clue.
9/03/2007 11:10:00 AM
Because the beat cops were so busy in clearing up homicides, right? More likely some of us live in 23 and I wouldn't want that guy blocking the sidewalk, so I appreciate it.
Anonymous said...
Off topic: Yesterday in 023 district, one of the people who monitor the Pods requested that officers responded to a homeless person in Uptown whose shopping cart was blocking the sidewalk.
Did anyone bother to check on where he got that shopping cart? No too busy to run the vin # and perhaps recover a hot cart. I would think that the Tact team could of used a recovered stolen cart pinch. I’m tired of people running around in target and jewel carts blocking the sidewalk and parking where ever they feel like. When is this Police department going to take shopping cart theft serious? Surely they can run a mission or two in 023 and let these bums know that we are cracking down on them.
Thank you,
Target and Jewel Inc.
Off topic: Yesterday in 023 district, one of the people who monitor the Pods requested that officers responded to a homeless person in Uptown whose shopping cart was blocking the sidewalk. Are you kidding me ? This is what we pay these "eyes in the sky" to monitor and then were going to waste police service by dispatching this assignment to a beat car. Uptown is littered with homeless and nuts, get a clue.
9/03/2007 11:10:00 AM
Maybe you need to be embarrassed into doing your job? I know such piddly assignments are below your abilities, but that is your job you know...you're a beat cop, not a member of the FBI's HRT.
P.S.
Grab me a latte with an extra shot while you pose your way through a tour in a district of actual tax-payers; the people who pay our salaries and deserve some service.
All plastic bag containers for rock cocaine are now being made in flamin hot cheeto flavored bags. (makes em easier to swallow)
Anonymous said...
Off topic: Yesterday in 023 district, one of the people who monitor the Pods requested that officers responded to a homeless person in Uptown whose shopping cart was blocking the sidewalk. Are you kidding me ? This is what we pay these "eyes in the sky" to monitor and then were going to waste police service by dispatching this assignment to a beat car. Uptown is littered with homeless and nuts, get a clue.
9/03/2007 11:10:00 AM
Because the beat cops were so busy in clearing up homicides, right? More likely some of us live in 23 and I wouldn't want that guy blocking the sidewalk, so I appreciate it.
9/03/2007 05:36:00 PM
Area 3 has the worst police in the city. Most are worthless babies
Maybe 023 could make it uncomfortable for the human garbage that hangs around in the area preying on the naive but well-heeled people that live there. If you fuck with them, they will go away. Excuse me, beer no. 7 kicking in and I'm feeling good!!!!
From the USA Today 05MAY06:
In Chicago last week, police got a hint of many addicts' desperation when officers began passing out handbills in communities where overdoses had occurred. The handbills were intended to steer addicts away from those locations. Instead, scores of addicts showed up, looking for a dose of the ultra-powerful mix, Bond says. "We were basically providing free advertising for the dealers."
Will the city make a similiar Public Service Announcement about dangers of ingesting packaged narcotics, so the dopeboys can be warned? I will voulenteer to pass out handbills.
area 3 = completly useless police officers with the exception of 024.
Read "shakedown, jackson should be in prison for life! He stole millions, is guilty of TREASON! WTF! But he never had a job extorted millions from budweiser, as his son think his name is jethro was gifted the biggest bud distributorship in the state! WTF! Guess it is a black thing!
I love all the tough guy comments from the supposed "real police" in the bashing of Area 3. You guys are great, keep up the good work. I know you're such a great officer that your district has established dope spots for decades where hypes from all over the state know they can by dope with ease. You're cleaning up the West side one rock at a time, I know! Gangbangers don't think twice about shooting each other in broad daylight where you work but your making a difference, kid. I work in a northside district who ends up getting all the rejects from 011, 015, and 025. The officers who come from these districts know very little and are more intimidated talking to a real citizen than anything. They have no clue how to provide service or do anything besides a one rock pinch or break up a ghetto domestic. Also, they can't find dope here either because its not falling out of the sky, too much work for them. Its easy to talk big and bad to the ghetto rats and hide behind your badge. Keep plugging away in your ghetto crusade where u will never make a dent and are a joke to the people who live there.
lazy is as lazy does!
going back to the quoted paragraph, now we (the police) can see what a person has in their mouth???
remamber they really have eagle eyes, when they say "MAn, ah didn see nufin." THEY ARE LYING!!!!!
Anonymous said...
area 3 = completly useless police officers with the exception of 024.
9/04/2007 03:19:00 AM
I work in 24 and would like some of the shit you are smoking....
area 3 = completly useless police officers with the exception of 024.
-----------------------------------Are you high? They are the worst and weirdest cops. Every goof comes from 024 or works there. Huge pussies.
What would you rather do?
A. Work in the ghetto chasing 1-bag pinches, eating in another district with lame-ass food, and work for a deputy chief who can't spell his own name.
B. Work in a lake front district chasing the homeless, eat great food, see and converse with good looking members of the opposite sex, and a prince of a deputy chief.
C. Grouse about all the above because you hate everything.
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