Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Early Morning Delivery

Seen leaving City Hall for 35th Street and Aldermanic Offices with special stops at the Sun Times Building, Trib Tower and most major media outlets:

Just mix with some of that left over water LaSalle Bank Marathon Officials say is still out on the race course.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was reported that following the kool-aid truck was another delivery truck... Flaming hots.

10/09/2007 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:

Your photo depicts but but one eighteen wheeler in the daily convoy which hauls 55 gallon drums of powder to the city locations which you have cited. This particular load is destined for the vats of Fort Kool-Aid, 3510 S. Michigan Ave.

Da mare is currently considering a proposed no-bid contract for lacing Kool-Aid directly into the municipal water supply via the city's Jardine Water Filtration Plant. Daley claims it will be cost-effective, saving taxpaying consumers up to $200 million per year "for other (unspecified) worthwhile purposes".

Hizzoner's proposal continues his long-standing policy of providing "extra strength" Kool-Aid to City Hall, CPD HQ and local news media.

Dana V. Starks, the interim police superintendent added "You know that be some potent shit, dawg!"

10/09/2007 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Kool Aid, here’s another great story from the Sun-Times on what the City does best to it's employees.

"50 CITY WORKERS MUST REAPPLY AT LESS PAY"

Fifty employees at Chicago's Department of Human Resources have been ordered to reapply for their old jobs at lower pay -- or risk being fired in mid-November . . . The word spread quickly among panicky co-workers, many of whom are African-American. They confronted Human Resources Commissioner Jacqueline King, who informed them at a stormy, emotional meeting that they were about to be unemployed.

"We feel betrayed. It was like sneaking behind our backs. I am pissed off at how the city is so cold and underhanded. There are people here who just bought houses and condos and cars. . . .
Human Resources analyst Vera Davis, a 23-year veteran, called the process "unprofessional."

"We were told we would have to reapply for our positions; however, they would be significantly lower in pay. You're looking at a $20,000 pay cut, and you're losing institutional knowledge by getting rid of people with experience," Davis said.

For all you hard chargers out there; just remember you are only a number. It's a matter of time before the City fucks you over!!

The entire story at:
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/587793,CST-NWS-jobs04.article

10/09/2007 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Market analyst Peter Karl just issued a "strong buy" on Kraft Foods (KFT). Mr. Karl, who reportedly holds 30,000 shares of KFT, predicts a strong upsurge in quarterly profits, spearheaded by the KFT Kool-Aid Division. Expect KFT to sell at a record $60 per share by early next year.

NYSE Symbol: KFT

Buy! Buy! Buy!

10/09/2007 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Even though he's retired, they're still using Phil's picture on the sides of their trucks.

I wonder how much they're paying him to use his likeness.

10/09/2007 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hysterical!

10/09/2007 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/08/07
The mayor's press secretary praised the Walsh-Joyce water company today, for its excellent job at the 2007 LaSalle Bank Chicago Marathon. The firm's ability to deliver 12 oz. water bottles at $6.30 a piece made them the sole bidder for this event. Grandma Joyce, the 97 year old owner of this minority business had this comment, " We knew the weather was going to be hot! We had Jeremiah, (State Rep.) Kevin and the whole family over at he house bottling the water. Every tap was open and we were even dipping the bottles in the toilet in order to meet demand."
Mayor Daley praised the effort and offered the company a ten year contract extension.

10/09/2007 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL THAT KOOL AID AND NO CHEAP WINE...THAT IS A SHAME.

10/09/2007 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAY I saw the KOOL-AID TRUCK STOPPING IN AT 017 DISTRICT !!!


Guess the short, non-hispanic but used the race card to be promoted commander ran out of that kool refreshing drink !!!

Say Dulay you save any for JAN DILLION ????

10/09/2007 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I saw that truck at the water filtration plant by navy pier...so THATS how they keep the yuppies happy up there!!!! Pump loopy juice into our water supply, brilliant!!

10/09/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that the FOP isnt crawling down the Citys back demanding that they reply to the current contract negotiations being sent to them by our beloved FOP? The city is doing what they do best,,,ignoring us.

Once again the FOP sits and does exactly what Mayor daleys tells them to! Nice job Mark donahue.

10/09/2007 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya gotta love it.

10/09/2007 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again the FOP sits and does exactly what Mayor daleys tells them to! Nice job Mark donahue.

10/09/2007 01:20:00 PM

You had and may still have your chance to decertify FOP, but noooooooo, you and the cry babies here do not have the cajones to do so and get a real union. You deserve what you have.

10/09/2007 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LLOKS JUST LIKE THE "DOMINICKS TRUCK" THAT JACKSON USED FOR THE LATEST SHAKEDOWN FREE FOOD FOR ALL ICKES RESIDENTS! GUESS DOMINICKS IS ANOTHER STORE I WILL NEVER SUPPORT EVER! FUCK DOMINICKS AND FUCK JACKSON!

10/09/2007 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As seen today at Bum Park West (State & VanBruuun) in 001-

4- Homeless wrapped in Marathon foil blankets
6- Carrying marathon bags
3- Marathon ID bags worn by Homeless.

POOPY PANTs is still sleeping in the middle of the park.

10/09/2007 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think, if someone at the marathon would have thought to yell "HEY KOOL-AID" there would have been cool refreshments for all.

10/09/2007 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine if there had been a 10 cent tax on all those water bottles.

10/09/2007 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upon hearing that SOS is going to be disbanded, J.J., a resident of the Cabrini Green Housing Project stated "Dynomite!" Followed by "I'll make the Kool-Aid!"

10/10/2007 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Once again the FOP sits and does exactly what Mayor daleys tells them to! Nice job Mark donahue.

10/09/2007 01:20:00 PM

You had and may still have your chance to decertify FOP, but noooooooo, you and the cry babies here do not have the cajones to do so and get a real union. You deserve what you have.

10/09/2007 06:07:00 PM

TRUE WE NEVER HAD A UNION WE HAVE A "FRATERNAL ORGANIZATION" LIKE THE BOY SCOUTS BUT THEN AGAIN THE SCOUTS HAVE REAL LEADERS WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT CANNOT EVEN RESPOND TO EMAIL OR A TELEPHONE CALL! "CAN I HAVE ANOTHER DRINK" "NO GREG YOU HAD ENOUGH LEAVE SOME FOR TIMMY AND BILLY"!

10/10/2007 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Upon hearing that SOS is going to be disbanded, J.J., a resident of the Cabrini Green Housing Project stated "Dynomite!" Followed by "I'll make the Kool-Aid!"

10/10/2007 12:13:00 AM"

TIME TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TV TRIVIA. JJ LIVED IN THE HENRY HORNER HOMES!
"KEEPING YOUR HEAD ABOVE WATER"

10/10/2007 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They put put floride in the water to strip our male essence.

10/10/2007 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Times was based on Eric Monte's childhood. Florida and James Evans had three children and the family rented an apartment in a housing project (implicitly the infamous Cabrini-Green projects, shown in the opening and closing credits but never mentioned by name on the show) in a poor, black neighborhood in inner-city Chicago...

10/10/2007 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Florida and James Evans had three children and the family rented an apartment in a housing project (implicitly the infamous Cabrini-Green projects" Per Wikpedia...Asshat

10/10/2007 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kool Aid being stored by 35 th St.Brass at a secret Area 51 type location in the city. Rumor is that there is enough stored to keep 35 St. up and running for at least 25 years. Drink from the smiley faced pitcher, you fu'kin downtown CLOWNS!!

10/13/2007 01:42:00 PM  

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