Friday, February 15, 2008

Another Cover Up

  • Chicago authorities were documented as being expected resume their search for a Chicago Heights woman who reportedly disappeared involving with an apparent UFO abduction case while jogging late in the evening in a forest preserve. A 39-year old woman was on a three and a half mile run through the forest preserve on 26th and Euclid Avenue near Chicago Heights in the evening when she disappeared on 28 October 2007.

    Police spent all day Monday searching the forest preserve for clues into the UFO abduction disappearance. Around 7:00 PM that evening the mother of three called her sister and a friend on her cell phone before her run. Her last words were, “Hello please call me back, I had seen something, this is very important! Please hurry up! This is urgent!

This is a real news site in Canada. Evidently, "socially progressive" is code for "bat-shit insanity."

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she tripped over a blue barrel

2/14/2008 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous gort said...

Oh good; can we expect a visit from a UFO advising us to stop our behavior.............

2/15/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should people call Coast To Coast AM's east of the rockies # or the wildcard line for this caper?

2/15/2008 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the 12 hour days rumor that did it.

2/15/2008 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was Seiser. He beamed her up to a better place. Now do you believe he was sent here from another planet to advise J-Fed?

2/15/2008 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another cover up... D.B. receiving a paycheck every 1st & 16th.

2/15/2008 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Traveler said...

There is a photo taken just before the jogger made her call. In it our friend Sgt. Hitney is seen looking up wearing dark sunglasses to shield her eyes from a bright light moving towards the two...

2/15/2008 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER WAS THE UFO, SEISER STILL RUNS IN IT EVEN IN THE GALAXY.

2/15/2008 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The UFO dropped off J-Fed, but needed another human in exchange.

2/15/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous ALEX M. BOL.PD. said...

Ya see! Drew IS not-guilty!! Spaceships have been kidnapping all these missing women. Cut your fellow PO some slack........

2/15/2008 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaat?

2/15/2008 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon. You're smarter than that. Just because a wacko paper announces itself as being mainstream doesn't actually make it mainstream. You'll notice that it's not listed in normal on-line listings of Canadian newspapers.

2/15/2008 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just because a wacko paper announces itself as being mainstream doesn't actually make it mainstream."

That pretty much describes the Slum-Times to a T!

2/16/2008 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Klatu...Barata...Nikto

2/16/2008 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say "THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STIL"

2/20/2008 04:48:00 PM  

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