Another Cougar?
- Police and wildlife biologists hovered low in a helicopter over the Skokie Lagoons Wednesday in a futile search for a second cougar after a police officer, two joggers and another person reported seeing a large mountain lion Monday, hours after a 2-year-old cougar was shot and killed by police in Chicago.
The sightings prompted vigorous searches on foot Monday night and Tuesday of the 1,500-acre lagoon between Willow Road and Lake Cook Road in northeast Cook County, near the lake, said Chris Anchor, a wildlife biologist with the Cook County Forest Preserve District who participated in Wednesday's air search.
Through some of our suburban sources, SCC has been able to get one of the fliers that local police are passing out to residents and volunteer spotters:
Someone let Bruce Willis know.
Someone let Bruce Willis know.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
31 Comments:
SCC,
Good to see that you keep upp with terminology. I always thought Raquel Welch was the shit when I was younger.
I dont get it.
WHAT KINDA OF FUCKING DNA TEST DO YOU GIVE A COUGAR?
HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST!
THE ONLY ANSWER ON THE DNA TEST POSSIBLE IS
U R THE FATHER!!!
IM 1000 THOUSAND PERCENT SURE HE DA DADDY
After reading all of the posts, no mentioned the Queen Cougar, Monique Bond.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW.
Wow,you blew it,Superintendent Jody Weis is going beserk over the murder of the innocent cat. JW loves cats,you boys really messed up bigtime. I think that is why there were 3 indictments today,lol...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8SyLtekucw&feature=related
Watch the end of this video,I honestly believe Fox News reporter,Kelly Kraft,was orgasmic reporting on the CPD running around and firing their guns at the wild cat.
I REALLY like Demi Moore.
Make me want to touch myself.
If this had been the cougar I'm sure six or seven thousand cops searching one district would have located the wild beast by now.
That other cougar was just getting his life together when the police murdered him. He was enrolled in the GED program at Kennedy-King and wanted to be a music producer. He was a good daddy to his 6 cubs
(3 baby-mommas)and was not in a gang.
I'll take THAT aging cougar anyday
over some of those beatup liberal
hags that are backing osama & hillary..............
I saw her in that movie where she played a woman who became a stripper to support her family.
HOTTTTT!
Lap Dances for all my friends!
after looking at demi...now i need a smoke.
I dont get it.
4/16/2008 11:30:00 PM
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Cougar - an older woman, usually in her 30s-40s who sexually pursues younger men in their 20's or early 30's.
I hope a cougar from Wilmette scoopes me up and brings her back to her den.
I'd definitely be shooting a few into that cougar
Yes she qualifys as a cougar and yes she can sure work a stripper pole. I love GI Jane.
Didn't she used to hang out at the slammer?
Another contest in the works?
Name your top 10 'Cougars'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8SyLtekucw&feature=related
the best part of this video is the cougar walking right behind the policeman, i'm sure i would of not noticed it either but it was still funny...
she was good in " about last night " and "gi jane " but as her old man started to look more and more like popeye, she had to get a new jocker, ashton.
News reporter,Kelly Kraft,was orgasmic reporting
i'd do her
Dear Sexy City Cop,
I was on the prowl when... I found you here. You sound just like the young thing I need. I want to run my paws through what little hair you have left. You don't use that super-hard hair gel that hurts the pads on my paws. Please stop by my pen at Brookfield Zoo after 9pm.
Love,
C. Ugar
xoxoxoxo
Xavier Cougat says:
I likes my cougars fiesty!!!
tony the tiger says
I'd hit that two times! aw-right
I hear their is a Gold Star hunting A Fox in the 24th Dist.
Maybe Airport KK?
Didn't she used to hang out at the slammer?...
The slammer, now there's a dive alot of these young guy's don't know about. If you couldn't get lucky there, you were hopeless.
As far as I know, this is a copy cat sighting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8SyLtekucw&feature=related
Watch the end of this video,I honestly believe Fox News reporter,Kelly Kraft,was orgasmic reporting on the CPD running around and firing their guns at the wild cat.
4/17/2008 12:30:00 AM
That was the funniest thing I ever saw. Good job in catching that one!!!
Before the neighborhood went to shit, Tommy Kraw's was the all-time south side cougar bar.
You just know the cougar reports are going to start coming in at a greater than average clip now.
And keep those toy Lhas Apsos either indoors or in sight. You wouldn't want to experience what the housewife in Long Grove did a couple of years ago.
Let that cute, fuzzy little fur ball out on his own for just a couple of minutes one winter day, turned her back briefly, and looked out the kitchen window just in time to see FOUR coyotes converge on little Mopsy from all the corners in the yard.
Ouch.
Were getting like San Francisco. Didn't they shoot a tiger a couple months back.
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