Friday, April 11, 2008

It's Only Money

  • After launching a study of youth violence by the University of Chicago, Daley said today he would like to change the city's motto.

    “I'm passionate about children. We put too many other things above our children. Children, to me, should be what we stand for here in the city of Chicago,” the mayor said.

    “We’re the city of flowers. We’re the city of trees and gardens and all that. I’d like to maybe change that motto to, ‘City of Children.’ I really believe that.”

It's not like there are any potholes up and down the length of Lake Shore Drive slowing traffic to a crawl. Or an entire fleet of squad cars in disrepair. Or how many separate unions without contracts who are going to be owed at least a year, maybe 18 month of retro pay. And that graduation rate - did it climb above 51% yet? Maybe all the way up to 52%, which by itself is double the homicide clearance rate.

SCC CONTEST:
  • Who can come up with a truly spectacular "City Motto"?
And don't forget - to be authentic, it should be in Latin.

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226 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Deep Pockets

4/10/2008 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Of Chicago: corruptus en maximus

4/10/2008 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Half Filled Schools

4/10/2008 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Corruption

4/10/2008 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitty of Gangbangers

4/10/2008 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Chicago :Kernels of corniuos en my poopipous

4/10/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City under Consent Decree

4/10/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is his most asinine idea yet.

I seriously think he is full-out batshit nuts.

Wow.

4/10/2008 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J - City

4/10/2008 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Police Decree

4/10/2008 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The inimitable Mike Royko's Latin motto for "the Chicago Way" has no peer. The City's Great Seal and logo would depict an open palm extended towards an envelope below a banner reading:

UBE EST MEA? = "Where's Mine?"

4/10/2008 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we use pig latin?


Ick'st pp'u ur'yo ss'a ity'c

4/10/2008 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Urbs ab cruor." City of murder, violence or slaughter.

4/11/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbus Corruptus

4/11/2008 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago....where all City employees are paid Weakly.

4/11/2008 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago....The land of opportunity,
relative-ly speaking.

4/11/2008 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City where kneepads = Sergeants' stripes and the hair club president is also a client.

4/11/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

change that motto to, ‘City of Children


Da maya really meant..."the city of childrinz"

4/11/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"City of lost children"

4/11/2008 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago - City???? - No really we are don't listen to the papers or the news.

4/11/2008 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

e plurbis daleyum?

is that latin?

4/11/2008 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That dictator is out of contol. He has lost it. Why would he want to move a perfecly good museum to grant park to the tune of $100,000,000.00 That is the estimate so you know the actual cost will be at least twice that. He is the same jag that wants to raise taxes for all his bullshit ideas. To bad the alderclowns are in on his scams so they cant no confidence him out of office.

4/11/2008 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latin: caries animi
English: corruption at heart
Latin:porro ago apparatus
English: Long live the machine

If the moron mayor would look at the symbol of the city. Thats a child inside the clamshell. Meaning that the children are the pearls of our future. Once again a stupid idea to distract people. Don't look at the jingling keys people, someones in your wallet.

4/11/2008 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

("I'm passionate about children. We put too many other things above our children. Children, to me, should be what we stand for here in the city of Chicago,” the mayor said.)

Are you really passionate about children mayor??? Guess what you stupid fuck, the ghetto parents, or more like sperm injector and injectee dont give a fuck about their children. Or more like their gang bangin' dope dealin' crack smokin' pistol poppin' school flunkin' baby makin' welfare takin' link card holdin' jail livin' deep tunnel drain on society off-spring?

4/11/2008 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago-City of Children Sharpshooters

4/11/2008 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SIMPLE: CONSEQUENCES
No discipline at home because of DCFS.
No consequences at school, lame suspensions which are rewards and leave plenty of time for criminal behavior as these kids run wild in the streets.
No consequences from the juvenile court system (liberal cop hating judges)...... point system really is working ain't it folks.
Severe consequences are needed for aggressive behavior of in any form.

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Of Village Idiots

"Clout Heaven"

Daley's Dog Show

Corruption Central

Pothole Haven

City Of Storefront Reverends

Daley's & Toddlers Personal Bank account
THAT IS ALL

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

You wanted Latin, but you did not mention the translations?

For our stars,

Ora pro nobis.

For the organizational statement of values,

in nomine Daley, ex excelsior officio, animo et fide, in aeternum favete linguis, fideli certa merces.

For the 5th Floor office door at the hall,

Proh pudor, a capite ad calcem, peccavi.

4/11/2008 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

urbs ut combibo

City That Sucks

4/11/2008 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs of fossor

City Of Fools

4/11/2008 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The City to Pity"

4/11/2008 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs of furtificus

City Of Thieves

4/11/2008 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ab extra, ecce homo, aut J-FED, aut nullus. jacta est alea. Sillius Daley, 2008 A.D.

4/11/2008 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" The Toddlers Playpen"

Second City Cop Rules

4/11/2008 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbis Ab Facinoris
(City of Criminals)

4/11/2008 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Daley wants to change the City's motto, and he say's he likes children. Now he has something in common with Michael Jackson. That Childrens Museum sounds like the Never Land Ranch............DICK DALEY has been fucking all the children and their parents, by taxing them and taking food out of their homes. Why is it taking so long for Mr. DICK to fix the city's problems? he has been in offfice longer than these children have been alive!

4/11/2008 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

proh pudor, a capite ad calcem, peccavi.
Sillius Daley, MMVIII A.D.

4/11/2008 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago-The City that Works
to "Chicago-The City That Jerks"

As in jerks itself off, or jerks around its citizens.

4/11/2008 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about city of illegals! thanks to asshole daley! the taxes are rising, and daley keeps on stealing! How about city of shit schooling? City of broken down promises! City of crime? City of stealing politicians! Come on daley the craziness is getting worse king jagoff!

4/11/2008 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CLOUT RULES EITHER YOU HAVE IT OR YOU DONT

4/11/2008 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GET A LIFE

4/11/2008 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU PAY I PLAY

4/11/2008 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOCCUS POCCUSS DOMINOCUS -Harold Washington

4/11/2008 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, Da Mayr wants a new city nick name, "City of Children". When I think of him and the those he places in power, I think his new name is perfect. Perhaps he could add "corrupt" in there somewhere.

4/11/2008 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of fatherless children with crackhead mothers that dont stand a chance in this world.

4/11/2008 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Changed the billing address for my two verizon cell phone lines from chicago to my home in Indiana and saved $6.98 in tax and 911 charges this month.

4/11/2008 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Short Arms and Deep Pockets

4/11/2008 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Unwanted Children, perhaps.

City of Shot Up Children?

City of Anchor Children?

City of Not Everyone Loves/Haves Children sounds great to me!!

Fuck you, Daley!

4/11/2008 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The U.S. Homeland Security department has launched an ambitious nationwide effort that would cost $2 billion to $3 billion a year to identify and deport the estimated 300,000 to 450,000 illegal immigrants locked up each year in jails and prisons.

-------------------------------------

Who gives a shit if they can just sneak right back in?

Time to build the wall!

4/11/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget the four pension funds, including our own, funded at like 30-40%.

But that's okay, once the taxpayer realizes that they are on the hook for the city's failure to fund the pensions, and the billions of dollars in new taxes, Daley will be out of office by then!

4/11/2008 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That's Silly, Just Silly. Silly!"

4/11/2008 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of too many UHHHHH Huhs


not sure on the spelling but if you have dealt with them u know what I mean...and if u have not u have no idea

4/11/2008 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!


This motto had me rolling. It has my vote

4/11/2008 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hibbity Dibbity City"

4/11/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hibbity Dibbity Cibbity"

4/11/2008 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ubi Est Mea-Where's Mine?
Cui Bono-Who Profits
Daley Suckus Assus-guess what it means...

4/11/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illud per Vegrandis Brains Sceptrum

4/11/2008 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I got clout...what you about?"

4/11/2008 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Chicago aka "Detroit?"

4/11/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We're the city of flowers"

What, is this moron sleeping with Hyde Park retired hippies? No wonder he wants everyone's guns. He must be snorting "mushrooms" w/those broads.
And his old man gave THE "shoot to kill" order?

4/11/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Nos Can Owe Vos Viaticus , Tamen Vos Have Ut Persolvo Nos Iam"

-We Can Owe You Money, But You Have To Pay Us Now

4/11/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

urbs ut Seiser.....city of seiser

4/11/2008 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the mayor is passionate about children-- so was michael jackson

4/11/2008 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City where it's employees and citizens get screwed DALEY

4/11/2008 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but I think it needs to be put out there to bring our awareness level up to what we should expect.

Word is that a P.O. in 018 was stripped while intoxicated off duty. He was the victim of a battery (now before any of you say he was drunk, he really was not he blew a .10 that's about 2 1/2 beers in an hour) technically behind the wheel he would be intoxicated. A fight broke out at a wedding and he was beaten up, then of course there is an allegation and the W.C. as well as a ADS is called. He blows and ADS Lopez refuses to strip him. He is obviously relieved until they strip him a few days later.

The moral of the story is we cannot do anything anymore anywhere. I typed this to educate some of the younger guys on the job who go out after work. BE CAREFUL.

Furthermore I think we could embarass this goof JPUD at St. Jude's by either breaking ranks right before the podium or just by turning our heads as we walk by.

And no I am not some 30 year dog who works inside. I just hate to see someone get jammed for a minor infraction.

4/11/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Blogger Chim Chim said...

J-Fed has a new vehicle and seems to be stopping off duty coppers. Look out for the Black SUV with tinted windows Lic# BBC 8270 (not from IL but MI) Yes, Michigan plates. Rumor has it he's called for ISP to pull over some off duty chicago police.

4/11/2008 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

URBS full of savage thugs spawned from savage parents committing savage acts IN HORTO

4/11/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-City

LOL

4/11/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of money
Another reason to get rid of all lawyers:

BOSTON - A widow is suing Petsmart Inc, saying that her husband died after a liver transplant that was contaminated by a sick hamster sold by the largest U.S. specialty pet retailer to the organ donor.

The suit, filed in Massachusetts Superior Court in February, seeking unspecified damages, moved up to U.S. District Court in Boston this week.

In papers filed in the state court, Nancy Magee charged that a Petsmart in Warwick, Rhode Island in March 2005 sold a hamster infected with lymphocytic choriomeningitis virus, or LCMV, to a woman not named in the suit.
________________________________


LOL, an infected hamster? This Country is so messed up it is unreal!

4/11/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHOSES URES DADDY

4/11/2008 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago...
The city of the "STUTTERING IDIOT"

4/11/2008 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mayor wants to blow all that money on moving a museum and still has no money to give the Police a raise.

And what do we as Police officers do..NOTHING!

4/11/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Of Illegals bringing flowers and trees!

4/11/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amscray Obeseri Illigetimo -

(Get outta here ya fat bastard)

4/11/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this is a little long but..."city where the mayor stuffs so much minority dick in his mouth it comes shooting out of his ears like a play dough factory"

4/11/2008 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the real city motto has always been:

Where's mine?

4/11/2008 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city of the Link Card
The city of the Green Card
The city of Dumb Democrats
The city of Corruption
The city of Lawlesssness
The city of Young Doctors and Presidents.
The Reverend Capital of the World
Chicago the Murder Capital of the World.
Chicago the Koolaide Capital of the World.
Chicago where Miranda warnings dont mean shit.
The list can go on forever and ever......

4/11/2008 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"CAVE CANUM"

Beware of Dogs

4/11/2008 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or "city of children who beat other kids with a baseball bat until they almost kill them in New Buffalo Michigan then walk because their father is the Mayor of Chicago"

4/11/2008 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

"Take Your Gun to Work State"

If a bill like this was passed here, King Richie would have a heart attack.

Under a bill passed by state lawmakers Wednesday, most Floridians would be able to take their guns to work. The bill, CS/HB 503, actually bars employers from banning guns on their property, provided that employees and customers with the weapons have concealed-weapons permits and leave the guns locked in their cars.
It now goes to Republican Governor Charlie Crist, who has said he has no problem signing the measure into law.

4/11/2008 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the U of C study in a nutshell.

They will look at crime stats in relation to geographic location; they will look at income levels for those geographic areas. They will determine that there are too many single-mother households with little or no involvement form the fathers.
They will also tell us that there are too few jobs in these communities. Interviews will be conducted in the communities with question such as, "would you work if there were jobs available?"

All the time the eggheads don't or won't realize that they are dealing with groups that have their own economy, generated from criminal enterprises. That these individuals
know how to read people, and answer questions in a manner that reflects
their generational victimization by U.S. society.

In the end the study will call for greater government intervention to educate and train individuals to function in society.

I'm guessing we won't see claims about the failure of parents to instill acceptable social mores of our society.

The answer from them, more money for social programs.

Remember, academics must be self sustaining or they will have to get real jobs. What other field gets a year off every 7 years.

The only thing I agree with da mayor about, is the call to cut a college degree down to 3 years instead of 4.

4/11/2008 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gangbanger heaven, ratass reverends, anti-white news media, whore polititians, cowardly police brass.

put CITY OF in front of each or any of these

4/11/2008 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Loaded Dice said...

Latin Huh? OK


tacete--shut up (pl)

meretrix---harlot (whore)

medicus--a pun that called the middle finger used for rectal examsa medicus whose intention is "UP YOURS"

mentula--choice obscenity--"prick"

mentulam caco --obscene phrase--I shit on your prick

irrumator--mortal insult--mon on his knees in front of another man performing fellatio

inepte--a fool, idiot, someone mentally dull

gerrae--utter nonsense--garbage

cacat--Shit!

centunculus--colorful clowns' coat

These are just a few choice Latin words and phrases which can be combined.......ENJOY

4/11/2008 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 capt.s being made tues. order out tonight.

4/11/2008 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Channel 7 has just reported that they are going to finally have the wake/funeral for R. Eugene. My God, they haven't buried the man yet? Didn't he die about 10 days ago? Where did they have him, in a sealed cave and waiting for him to roll the rock back and walk out.

4/11/2008 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Urbs-Corrupto"


or


"Alderman's I.D";
"Go To Jail, do not pass Go & do not collect $200".

4/11/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs in Crook County

4/11/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs en Huberman

4/11/2008 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should also change the motto of the schools from Our Children-Our Future to:

Lots of Children
No Future.

4/11/2008 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what the motto is because with these crappy stars we have it will just chip off after a few months anyway.

4/11/2008 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The D city"
Dis Dat Dem and Dose Daley Got Us By Da Nose...

4/11/2008 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City of Chicago: "If it wasnt for bad ideas;we wouldnt have any at all"

4/11/2008 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs de Miguel Jackson Favoritus.


The mayor and Michael Jackson are both "passionate" about kids

4/11/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor is so full of shit it's pathetic.

4/11/2008 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of carroll

I kiz hes ass roy roy buffoon

I am donnie "which way did he go?"

4/11/2008 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Or more like their gang bangin' dope dealin' crack smokin' pistol poppin' school flunkin' baby makin' welfare takin' link card holdin' jail livin' deep tunnel drain on society off-spring?"
I can think of at least a few officers whose wayward children fall in this same catagory. Limitless opportunities, first rate educations, and sliding straight into shit. In Mt. Greenwood, no less!

4/11/2008 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor is a cur

A mongrel dog, urinating all over the peoples city, marking it as his own.

Jane Byrne's scent is gone. The cur pissed it all away. She beat him that's why.

The people voted once.

What's that???
Duces est canis ???

4/11/2008 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

city of excuses for everything-- city of answers for nothing--

4/11/2008 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgts. list is out. 75

4/11/2008 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City of Young Strong Muscular Strapping Boys!


Sincerely,

Ron Hubberman

4/11/2008 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pensions are short money

Emergency Vehicles are in poor condition

Police Contract talks are told City has no money


And this asshole Mayor Daley wants to spend millions on a fricken new City Motto?

What are these elected people smoking?

This is nuts!

Look at your brand new badges we got. The City Motto ison it. Yea, lets spend a few 100 million on changing every city symbol that is all over this city.

Mr.. Mayor are you drinking with Lt. Richie Scotchbreath and in a drunken state? Because if your sober thinking this, it is even worse!

4/11/2008 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about:

Chicago, Detroit, Gary
Cities that gave it all to the bust outs and ended up a bust out city!

4/11/2008 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Moyor let us live outside city limits there would be a lot of housing available in good neighborhoods that the citizens in common could move in and enyoy better housing and school opportunities. I am willing to move to the suburbs to give a unfortunate child a chance.

Who's with me?

4/11/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

opus pro taxes


work for taxes

4/11/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blunts Blows and Rocks

4/11/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe more people would go to school if they had bring your gun to school day. J/k

4/11/2008 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Chance

4/11/2008 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Mayor's an Asshole."

I couldn't figure out how to translate that in my Latin-English dictionary.

Can someone help?

4/11/2008 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Circus Maximus

4/11/2008 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do the FEDS sit by and let Stroger run wild? Is there a DOUBLE STANDARD,when it comes to corruption.Why did Sorich take the fall for EXACTLY what Stroger AND 'THE HOG WITH THE BIG NUTS'(BEAVERS),are doing.Does anyone feel like you have completely lost your government to TOTAL CORUPTION.Whether you live in the city or in the suburbs,Stroger is basically (with Daley's blessing)telling every taxpayer "fuck you"...this is my mo fo $$$.WHY IS IT IF YOU ARE BLACK...YOU CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT? HEY SNEED IF YOU READ THIS BLOG...WHY IS THAT?

4/11/2008 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deep pockets,

Here is what the highest taxes in the nation will get you.

First the positives:

Beautiful down town area, while the rest of the City crumbles.
Beautiful flowers and clocks the main streets while the steets they adorn are impassible due to huge pot holes.
Beautiful parks for your family, but don’t bring a ball or walk on the grass or you will get a ticket.
Beautiful brand new scattered site free houses for those who never worked a day in their life. Plus free heat, electric and food.
Beautiful expensive luxury cars for City hall and the Alderthieves while the vehicles used by essential city sevices should have been scaped years ago.
Beautiful lake front propery and condos far from this beautiul city for the connected ones and their friends who get the big contacts.
Best Police Dept. in the nation which has been spayed, nutered,hand cuffed and told not to due your job! If you do do you job you will be tried in the press, fired and jailed for what you were trained and swarn to do.
The most inteligent Meadia and Store front reverands in the nation who are alowed to demand and make policy on how the Police Dept is run.

Negatives:

No accoutability to the tax payers. No, not the voters because most of them don’t pay taxes.
The worst school system.
The worst roads and infrastructer system.
The worst park system.
The worst Mass transit system.
The lowest pay and benefits for City Employees.
The worst criminal justice system in the country. And don’t give me that crap the courts are controled by the county. No one gets in the county with out greasing King Richies hand first.

Priceless:

Our Mayor the Metal Midgit standing at a podium surrounded by a bunch of convited felons, I mean store front reverands, screeming we got to save our children. Not to mention that goofy fucking hat covering his fucked up hair he has not combed in six months. He looks like a drunk that just crawled out of a cardboard box on skid row.
Knowing all along nothing will stop the carnage. But throwing mor tax payer money at the problem will at least shut the store front reverands the hell up for a few days.

4/11/2008 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with the whinning Area 4 dics who think they know everything? They all seem to think their S#$t don't stink!!!

4/11/2008 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Mayor Daley thinks that money can change the way some think and maybe stop gang banging. Here is a news story to read Mr. Mayor!

DATELINE: Denver, CO
A couple can't agree on which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join.

A fight about the decision led to a public disturbance with the father's arrest. Joseph Manzanares went to the video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays, police told KMGH Denver.

Police arrested Manzanares at his home, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval told KMGH Denver.

The girlfriend told authorities they were fighting over which gang their son should join. The girlfriend, who is black, is a member of the Crips while Manzanares, who is Hispanic, belongs to the Westside Ballers.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised," Sandoval said. "Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim.'"

______________________________


You think any amount of money is going to change people?

Your smoking as much dope as they are if you think so.


shavedlongcock@yahoo.com

4/11/2008 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger pathickey said...

Pecunia Non Olet! Money don't Stink!

4/11/2008 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of a people that don't use the shower.

City of police haters

2 to 1, to get away with murder

4/11/2008 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be "City Run by Children'
The Runt has the maturity of a 6 year old & surrounds himself w/ immature bullies.
The truly amazing thing is all the exempts who forfeit their integrity& maturity for this imbecile. TALK ABOUT CHILDISH!!

4/11/2008 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Chicago- "we have the best poiticians money can buy."

4/11/2008 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs ab adflicto scapulus:
City of shot shoulders

4/11/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urbs ab prolix fervens aestas...

city of long hot summer

4/11/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cta is using a line from the movie "Johnny Dangerously" as their motto Imisdabus u misdabus we all misdabus.

4/11/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who said latin is a dead language. Mayor has just saved latin from becoming extinct. God Bless you Mr. Mayor.

4/11/2008 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city could of saved money and just asked the police. We would have charged a 18% raise over 4yrs.

4/11/2008 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the dumbass suggesting that we dont march in st jude as a sign of togetherness, YOU are a fucking jagoff. I dont march for the fucking jagoff bosses or any other reason but for the men and women that wore the same uniform and didnt get a chance to go home one shitty night. March for your fellow officers and FUCK the bosses and Daley. if u truly want to show that we stick together then try to get all of us to actually MARCH in it. Thats a fucking chore in itself. Too many lazy fat fucks and young guys that have to be out all night the night before and too hungover to make it. You and any other officer that thinks like u are a disgrace to this job!

4/11/2008 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like Royko's motto: Ubi est meus (where's mine?); reminds me of that story: three contractors, one each from New York, Washington, and Chicago, bid on a federal contract to build a fence. The Washington guy says, I'll build it for 2000, the NY guy: I'll build it for 5000, the Chicago guy: I can do it for 12000...The bid agent for the gov't is surprised by how high the Chicago bid is, asks why? The Chicago guy says: 5000 for me, 5000 for you, and I'll hire the Washington guy to build the fence....

4/11/2008 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"scientia in absentia" (loosely translated, "I don't know anything"), which is da mare's standard answer when someone in city government or city hall goes down for theft or fraud...

4/11/2008 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Welfare

4/11/2008 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Illegals

4/11/2008 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Whites Not Welcome, unless you are paying all the taxes.

4/11/2008 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Dailey Double"

Fellatio Dailyitis

Pig Latin You Say 11.53.000 ??

Who's Daily Porking Now ? LMAO

4/11/2008 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/11/2008 12:30:00 AM

change that motto to, ‘City of Children

Da maya really meant..."the city of childrinz"

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY, JUST FUNNY, and sadly, very true.

4/11/2008 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the moron mayor would look at 4/11/2008 02:19:00 AM

the symbol of the city. Thats a child inside the clamshell. Meaning that the children are the pearls of our future. Once again a stupid idea to distract people. Don't look at the jingling keys people, someones in your wallet.

and the dope that should know this better than anyone else is......? What a goofus he izus. Our leader. Da Mayer.

4/11/2008 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ORA PRO NOBIS.

(Pray For Us)

CONTRA BONOS MORES.

(Contrary to Good Morals)

ANGUIS IN HORTO.

(Snake in the Garden)

4/11/2008 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weather is going to suck this weekend so I am setting the Over/Under 5 for murders. 8 agg batts. a little low I know but its going to be cold. More domestic though.

4/11/2008 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUBAR

4/11/2008 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic, but just saw Jesse Ventura (former Gov. of Minnesota) on cable news, speaking re: his intentions re: an independent run for the White House, whether he would re-enter politics again, his political opponents, etc.; among other comments, he says, "as a Navy Seal, "you've" got to sleep sometime"....wow! I'm voting for this guy......

4/11/2008 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E Dailyus can kiss my Crackus!

4/11/2008 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres a motto that needs to be posted all over the city.

"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE.
PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE"

4/11/2008 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually it should be in spanish so MOST of the Chicago people will understand it.

4/11/2008 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!

So far the best...

4/11/2008 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm no good at latin, but how bout...GARY NORTH

4/11/2008 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city of big nuts. my nuts...says the politicians of the city..

4/11/2008 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ad absurdum - To the point of absurdity

4/11/2008 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC contest?????

Where are the prizes from the other contests????

Big rip off!!

I'll see you in court S.C.C.!

4/11/2008 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JAMES G. CARROLL UPDATE:

Naaaaaaa, who cares!

4/11/2008 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about these....

Chicago, where guns are outlawed and only outlaws have guns.

or this one

Chicago, the land of DOC and the home of the afraid.

or this one

Chicago, will the last one out the door please turn off the light.

or this one

Chicago, english speakers need not apply.

or this one

Chicago, the only place where your chance of being convicted of a crime is equal to your chance of graduating high school.

or this one, my personal favorite

Chicago, home, home on the range, where the dude and the drug dealer play, where seldom is heard, an encouraging word, and mayor sounds stupid all day.....

4/11/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Free Body Bags, kiddie size!

4/11/2008 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi all...its your favorite Lt!

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath!

I have a sure win motto for the City of Chicago!

The More You Blow The Higher Up You Go!

Works for me!

4/11/2008 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of, If your not related to Daley....GO FUCK YOURSELF

4/11/2008 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

4/11/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pre Service Captain Training

006 O'Donnell, James
013 Denk, Edward
126 Forlenza, Brigid
141 Bay, Roger
253 Pilipuf, Cynthia
384 Thompson, Diane
601 Gibson, James
650 Batrich, Richard

4/11/2008 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE CITY OF DIVERSITY (and drive-bys,open drug dealing,gang warfare,
10s of thousands of career criminals walking freely,+ numerous ueless gun laws that add to the prev. mentioned travesties).

4/11/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City fulluv crapus
with police superintendant playing dress up in real cops clothing

City fulluv crapus
run by crooked short man who wants average person like me to take care of ghetto parent's kids.

Note to short man running City fulluv crapus:
ghetto kids- not my problemus.
I useus birthus controlus.

4/11/2008 07:03:00 PM  
Blogger Chuckles said...

Shitcago - City of Who Sent Ya?

4/11/2008 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What retro check? They are going to give us 0 or .5% for the first year. Bet on it.

4/11/2008 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It can be none other than what Mike Royko wrote years ago:

"Ubi Est Mea?" or "Where's mine?"

.

4/11/2008 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!
___________________________________

AWESOME! I'd buy that on a bumper sticker and proudly display it on my car!!!!!

4/11/2008 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor give these kids some inside contracts and money like you have for your children. I know Mr. Mayor, you can adopt them all. The city of lambs (run by the wolves)

4/11/2008 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit if they can just sneak right back in?

Time to build the wall!

4/11/2008 07:59:00 AM

The problem is, the wall would have to be 500 feet tall.

4/11/2008 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pay to Play"
Or

"Government of Thieves"

Respectfully,
DW
(not a cop)

4/11/2008 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/11/2008 04:30:00 AM

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!



Dude, I laughed so hard I may have soiled my drawssss.

4/11/2008 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

proh pudor, a capite ad calcem, peccavi.
Sillius Daley, MMVIII A.D.

(FOR SHAME, FROM HEAD TO HEEL, I HAVE SINNED.)


ab extra, ecce homo, aut J-FED, aut nullus. jacta est alea. Sillius Daley, 2008 A.D.

(FROM WITHOUT, BEHOLD THE MAN, EITHER J-FED OR NOBODY, THE DIE IS CAST.)

4/11/2008 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine.

4/11/2008 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pre Service Captain Training

006 O'Donnell, James
013 Denk, Edward
126 Forlenza, Brigid
141 Bay, Roger
253 Pilipuf, Cynthia
384 Thompson, Diane
601 Gibson, James
650 Batrich, Richard

4/11/2008 06:10:00 PM

If this is for real, what a travesty. Only 2 from the patrol division? What a fucking joke.

Yep, it's all legit now.

4/11/2008 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But that's okay, once the taxpayer realizes that they are on the hook for the city's failure to fund the pensions, and the billions of dollars in new taxes, Daley will be out of office by then!
---------------------------------

When this chicken comes home to roost, the taxpayer will be forced to realize that there is deferred cost for safety and all the peace of mind Chicagoans have enjoyed in years past. It's gonna be a wake up call for the citizens... These pensions are constitutionally guaranteed. There is no way out. The media will never cover this story properly.

4/11/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Chicago... Fornicatus Ani Continuus

4/11/2008 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone mentioned that if the motto changes, ALL the city seals will have to change, including the ones on our uniforms???

Lets see a dozen shirts + 4 jackets/reefers/blouses/sweaters=16 patches per copper, times 12000 coppers times 4 dollars a patch =
768000 dollars just to change the patches on our uniform items. This clown is absolutely NUTS !!!!

4/11/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

"urbs of patientia"

- city of suffering

4/11/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its to bad city hall doesnt have a "Rule 14", and Ethics training.

Do the right thing and the truth is not your enemy.

4/11/2008 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: (now before any of you say he was drunk, he really was not he blew a .10 that's about 2 1/2 beers in an hour)

Not that it makes that big of a difference but .10 is more than 2.5 beers in an hour.....unless you are 90 lbs

4/11/2008 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pre Service Captain Training

006 O'Donnell, James
013 Denk, Edward
126 Forlenza, Brigid
141 Bay, Roger
253 Pilipuf, Cynthia
384 Thompson, Diane
601 Gibson, James
650 Batrich, Richard

4/11/2008 06:10:00 PM

If this is for real, what a travesty. Only 2 from the patrol division? What a fucking joke.

Yep, it's all legit now.

4/11/2008 08:44:00 PM


These were the remaining ones from Cline.....Relax for a change would ya

4/11/2008 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the new Grant Park Children's Museum have little mummified childrens bodies and an antique display of stolen handguns, baseball bats and golf clubs.

Oh! maybe a stolen Escalade like Malcom X college used to display Malcom X's big ass Olds in the lobby.

Also displayed will be Arne Duncan's scorecard that he used to keep a talley of dead CPS students.

4/11/2008 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daleyland

4/11/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>City fulluv crapus<<

What about this instead...

URBS FULLUV CRAPUS

4/11/2008 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Silly

4/11/2008 10:30:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

These Capt. candidates are the last people who were "trained" for the job when they announced the Capt's class about 15 months ago. They were waiting to be promoted. Now that they have been promoted, the city has to decide whether to grab another bunch of 15-20 people off of that original request for resumes and promote them, or have another Capt's promotional process (ie submitting the application package which is just a glorified resume). Bet on the second option, because there are a number of people who became eligible for promotion to Capt after the original group of resumes were accepted 15 months ago or so (2 years in grade as a Lt.), and they are clout heavy.

4/11/2008 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of the highest taxes and shit service.

4/11/2008 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pre Service Captain Training

006 O'Donnell, James
013 Denk, Edward
126 Forlenza, Brigid
------------------------------------126 Forlenza, Brigid??????
GOD HELP US IF RIGID BRIGID (MAIDEN NAME GLASS) IS A CAPT. THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE HER RETIRED HUSBAND (GREAT BOSS) A LONG TIME AGO, BUT SHE IS USELESS.....

4/11/2008 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of the Ugly Mayors

4/11/2008 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD Retiree motto:
Urbs to Burbs

4/11/2008 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago:
Illegal haven of the USA

4/11/2008 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City of Chicago:
Dysfunctional Daleyland

4/11/2008 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

SCC contest?????

Where are the prizes from the other contests????

Big rip off!!

I'll see you in court S.C.C.!


We don't believe we offered prizes. But if you insist, we'll give away a free lifetime subscription to the blog. Try finding a prize better than that.

4/11/2008 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flaming Hots. Grape Pop.

How do you translate that into Latin? That should be the new motto

4/11/2008 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get with the program, it is not pre-service training. The Lieutenants making Captain were selected over a year ago and been through training. They were just waiting to be made. Obviously, you are some new guy asshat who just got here. Try keeping your mouth shut and listening before you say something stupid. Oops I forgot you already did!

4/11/2008 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!

So far the best...

4/11/2008 04:12:00 PM


OMG!! TOO FUNNY


any chance of someone making a t shirt of this?????? it would sell fast!!! hahaha

4/11/2008 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moving the Children's museum is a great idea if, you're not screaming we are so in debt, if your employee pension funds were not so woefully underfunded, if your public school system wasn't synonymous with disaster, if you paid your employees a wage that would allow them to thrive where they live, if you didn't have the highest gas prices and sale tax in the country. If not for all these and many other reasons, I'd say go ahead Dickie, have your museum. Dick, does Alzheimer's run in your family?, cause you're out of your freaken mind.

4/11/2008 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Daley, you really are the village idiot....

4/11/2008 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, If our taxes don't kill ya - our students will!


This motto had me rolling. It has my vote..

Mine too

4/11/2008 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? What? You cops are silly. Not me da mayor. I got till February of 2011 to dish out $$$ to my homies. See I got street cred. Just gave my buddy Pat Ryan about $40 mil in consulting fees. Like he needs more money LOL.

I got the blacks, hispanics, whites, you name it they are mine. Any of you guys own trucks? Get it in the hired truck program instead of those part time jobs. Big money STILL going on there. Play da game. Sure beats taking stiffs to the funeral home. Oops. Did I say that? 79% of the vote last time. Whew! did I sweat that one. Ha! Wait till Lisa Madigan replaces that nut we have in Springfield. Dick Mell downed alot of Glen Levits over that ass. Am I rambling? Sorry, thought it was a press conference. Like my new firehouse museum? Its for the colords. Oops again. Now I sound like my old man. Your right J-Fed is weird looking. I was breaking nuts on his head during the interview. Whats with the overhang?? I dunno. I wish Phil was back. At least he was jolly.

4/11/2008 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ophidia in herba

snake in the garden

4/12/2008 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor said thats why.

4/12/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mater, Pater Absentium.
Years ago when something tragic happened in the neighborhood or family, the parents consoled and counseled their children. Now a whole team of social workers come into the school to do the job and are much less effective than our parents were.

4/12/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE CITY OF LICK MY BALLS!

4/12/2008 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU KIDS ARENT LOOKING AT THE FORREST THROUGH THE B.S.

THE MAYOR DOESNT CARE ABOUT A SILLY MUSEUM....

ITS THE SPACE AT NAVY PIER. RENT EQUALS KICK BACK AND CONTRACT.

HE COULD STICK THAT MUSEUM IN ABOUT THIRTY DIFFERENT PLACES WHY NOT WASHINGTON PARK. WE WILL CALL IT THE REVERENDS WRIGHT DON IMUS MUSEUM OF FUN AND GAMES

4/12/2008 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to put up a new one, but this is the first time I've been winning so I'm stickin' with it.

4/12/2008 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE CHICAGO POLICE FARCE

4/12/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bola De Pendejos

4/12/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SUPERCOP SEZ..."Don't DRINK and FIGHT!"

4/12/2008 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

waxymus my caneymus-- slurpyus my pingamus-- lickymus my rotchymous-

4/12/2008 01:46:00 AM  

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