Tuesday, April 01, 2008

J-Fed to Resign

Blockbuster news out of 35th Street tonight. Word is that the new Superintendent is drafting a PAX 501 announcing that he will step down effective 02 April 08 at 0001 hours (click to read full size):

At least this is keeping with the tradition of Superintendents resigning on the second of April.

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Blogger SCC said...

April Fools

3/31/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rottner will be the interim supt

3/31/2008 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are good! thanks SCC

3/31/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha...aww shit...too funny!

3/31/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow I thought he liked his job

3/31/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is what he gets for demoting me!

Lt. Soon to be commander again, James G. Carroll!

3/31/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got me!

3/31/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we just disband the whole CPD?!

4/01/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goof ball

4/01/2008 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VERY VERY STUPID!

I am sorry SCC, usually I agree with most of your post!

But this has to be the stupidest April's Fool Joke I have ever seen!

Try getting some better comedy writers now that they are off strike!

4/01/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Wake me when you post some humor!

4/01/2008 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how a hyphen can make a difference:

J-Fed to Re-Sign

a 10 year contract.

4/01/2008 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almost as good as the transfer letter I received today

TO:

Juvenile

Felony
Enforcement
Detail

J.F.E.D. unit

4/01/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you come up with that joke yourself or did you pay a 1st Grader to do it?

Oh, I know, Somebody from T.R.U. sent that to you!

4/01/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with two more highschool age kids being shot on monday i have yet to see the supt. address the the issue to a television audience. this makes the department look like it doesnt care.

4/01/2008 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA and Chicago Cop walk into a bar.

They all order their favorite alcoholic beverage.

The Bartender rings up the FBI, CIA, ATF, and DEA agents up and accepts their money. Then the bartender turns to the Chicago Cop and tells him, sir your drink is on the house.

The four fed agents look at each other and one asks the bartender, Why is the Chicago Cop's drink free, we are all cops?

The Bartender says, you boys may work law enforcement but you'll never be cops!

4/01/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOO BADD

4/01/2008 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont get our hopes up.

4/01/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Las Vegas Odds On Line. Com

Chicago Police Supt. Jody P. Weis to successfully fulfill his complete contractual agreement time with the City of Chicago.
**Included but not limited in non-fulfillment: Death, Disablement, Buy-Out, Indictment / Incarceration or Resignation.


38:1

I say we all pitch in a dollar and lay some money on this one.

$1000.00 will bring you $38,000.00

I know now what I am doing with my duty availability check on the 7th!


I think he is going to a fall guy before the contract is up!

Wonder if the Police Pension Board is going to lay a portion of our pension money on this one?

4/01/2008 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldof been better if the letter stated that Rev. J. Wright was going to take over!

4/01/2008 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody said J-Fed pulled a groin muscle at the gym today.

When asked if he is OK? I was told Oh yes, wasn't his groin muscle he pulled but the other guy must be OK he was smiling afterwards!

April Fools

4/01/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow SCC told a funny! well, so he thought!

4/01/2008 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would of been funnier if the letter stated that the CPD authorized uniform stores will no longer be able to stock or sell any uniform belt or pants above the waist size of 34 inches.

4/01/2008 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that is totally irresponsible of you SCC.

You know that some people are going to read the post and believe that Weiss is quitting.

I can see it now, at roll call tomorrow. Coppers walking into saying "I heard J-Fed is quitting"

"Heard" being uphimistic(sp) for I read it on the BLOG.

4/01/2008 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger bigbq said...

happy april 1! Now go work out.

4/01/2008 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the scoop from 35th Street (I spent all day in the elevator yesterday and pieced the following info together): 8 captains to be made Tuesday. 25 Lts Wednesday. 100 detectives and 50 sergeants promoted Monday, look for the fax at 1457hrs Thursday. 13 from Vice indicted Wednesday. Matt Tobias testifying at special grand jury in St. Louis Friday. Search warrant executed on Ex-Cmndr Carrol later today. Take it to the bank. Heard from very reliable source. It's confirmed.

4/01/2008 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to bad. scc u made me happy for a second.

4/01/2008 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Your Investigative Skills Are Slipping LMAO

Only J Feds Papers??

You Missed The 5th Floor Midget's Resignation Too LMAOA

Don't We All Wish That One Was True

4/01/2008 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But not before he gives me a much deserved promotion to Field Marshall. I want a nice shiny uniform with lots of colored ribbons and shiny brass buttons.

4/01/2008 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny!!!!

Certainly, this j-fed knows he's
taking on a system that was installed during the Capone years?

4/01/2008 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean we can get Phil Cline back? Oh boy oh boy! Happy Days are here again!

4/01/2008 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was great!!! Will be laughing all day.

4/01/2008 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Almighty $ Batman!!!

Seems like the media over at Channel 2 has been under a little economic pressure to change? A corrupt media wanting to make more money? Isn't reporting the news- with a self serving twisted perspective more profitable then reporting facts and allowing the viewers to make their own conclusions?

First the print media now the TV media. Hell we may actually get a free press in America! God Bless the Internet. God Bless SCC!!!

4/01/2008 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

huh!
wat?
u talking to me?
im just sitting here!
waiting on my cousin?
no i dont live here!

4/01/2008 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT-Why is Ed Lenti such an asshole to his Watch in 016? Everyone is walking around on eggshells. Seems like the only coppers not afraid of his wrath are the cutie females on the Watch.
Big Ed seems to have a thing for the 4ft midget female who came from 009. He has been overheard calling her a real "looker" to his Watch. Lenti is a "boner breath" asshole who should be very scared of what dirt we po's have on him.
Just an observation...

-016 Mids

4/01/2008 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed just hired Scott Boras as his agent. Now the city can't afford him. New York and L.A. are looking at him. Maybe we can trade Bratton fro J-Fed and Shields.

4/01/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY FUNNY SHIT. Whew i love this game

4/01/2008 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Santa, I know Christmas is a long time away(we have no contract) but I thought I would start early:
1: $130,000 USC a year for P.O.'s
2: 80% after 20 years
3. No residence
4. No cameras(In squad cars)
5. 357 Rounds in 357 Guns
6. Shotguns or Rifles in Squad Cars
7. Merit promotions based on that, not some clout SOB who knows somebody
8. Arrest people for signing false affidavits
9. No more combined paychecks: Regular/OT/Uniform
10. No more of the media using photos that are at least 5 years old protraying us(CPD) as overweight
11. Indict(wrong spelling) daley, stroger, blago and all of the aldermen(fuck you I'm not pc)
12. Please allow more working P.O.'s in the Taxpaying parts of the city
13. j-fed not wearing our uniform
14. Cease street corner consper(sorry way too drunk to spell it)
15. Let us police the way it needs to be done
16. Off topic why is it that when the new brass got made no one was wearing their ribbons. Were they told not to, are they just never eared it?
17. Better benefits for our retiree's(wrong spelling, I think)
18. Let our sup. work a normal week in the fast districts(say, 1800-0600) after that lets see if he likes the idea of 12hr shifts.
19. Santa, I know you are busy, but I as a Chicago Police Officer are not use to my(our) words being heard. But, just this one time would make all the difference in our world.
P.S. FUCK YOU, ALL OF THE POLITICIANS

4/01/2008 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see college pays off:

Child Genius at Oxford Becomes Prostitute

A child prodigy with a talent in mathematics that won her a spot at Oxford at the age of 13 somehow found her way into prostitution.
Sufiah Yusof, who calls herself Shilpa Lee, advertises her body on an Internet sex site, charging 130 pounds an hour or $258.
Yusof and two siblings won university places in their teens but she ran away at age 15 with claims of pressure from her parents.
"It is all desperately heartbreaking," a friend of Yusof said. "With her amazing brain she should be able to make money any way she wants. But instead, her life spiraled completely out of control."
Yusof describes herself as a "sexy, smart student" who prefers "older gentlemen" and offers services every day from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
Yusof claims her father was "controlling and bullying," which led her to ending the relationship with her family.

4/01/2008 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 more teens shot overnight.

I am just waiting for the public to come crawling back to us when the bloodletting gets even worse during the summer, begging us to be aggressive and proactive again.

You aren't getting shit from me except handling my assigned jobs and maybe writing some paper. I'm done.

4/01/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reverands and students are holding a rally downtown today to call for "stricter gun laws."

This in a city with the strictest gun laws in the nation next to D.C.

Yes, the gun laws have worked so well!

4/01/2008 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet Christine is back in 013!!

4/01/2008 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoo Hoo!!

Krispy Kreame here I come!

4/01/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weren't we suppose to get OT checks on 31 MAR 08? Did anyone get their OT check?

4/01/2008 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can only hope that this goof resigns.

The murders keep climbing, oh boy what a fun summer we are going to have. Keep thinning the herd I love it.

4/01/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT would have read better if it said I LUCIO MARTINEZ COMMANDER OF THE 014TH DIST. WILL RESIGN EFFECTIVE 01 APRIL 08

4/01/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm getting my command spot back and I'm gunning for Runaway Ron. That whimpy whiney little bitch doesn't have the balls to confront me. He ran and hid in his mothers basement the last time.

Signed:
James Carroll

4/01/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he cant resign he hasnt fucked everyone yet. i gotta go eat my tofu

4/01/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with two more highschool age kids being shot on monday i have yet to see the supt. address the the issue to a television audience. this makes the department look like it doesnt care.

4/01/2008 12:36:00 AM
__________________________________

Most of it doesn't. If the city doesn't care about us why should we care about a bunch of dead gangbangers.

4/01/2008 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mariah carey for new sup-- heard she has done more undercover work than j-booty.

4/01/2008 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FROM HERE ON IN, ITS ALL LEGIT!!!!




APRIL FOOL!!!!
(the stuttering prick snickering)

4/01/2008 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would like to see this on a t-shirt:

"I WORK FOR J-FED
BUT HE GOT NO STREET CRED"

4/01/2008 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Emergency Medical Conservative said...

I loved Phil.....

4/01/2008 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: "Heres the scoop"

It might be believable if you had posted it on any other day.

But hope springs eternal and time will tell......

4/01/2008 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

April fools day.
I love the cut and paste job at the bottom.

4/01/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He aint leaving! He just hired STALLONE as Dep. Chief of Fitness.
CPD will then get a huge discount on HGH.
SLY will work at the academy during the week, then work in various districts on Friday nites;
motivating the troops and assisting on calls(busting heads,etc).
Should be alot more fun than "Big Joes" fright nites in 025. Maybe
WAYNEBO'll reenlist and work w/him.

4/01/2008 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Addressing several hundred students at an anti-violence rally outside the Thompson Center on Tuesday, Mayor Richard Daley pointed to more than 20 empty desks surrounding the podium. Each one represents a Chicago Public Schools student murdered in this school year, he said.

The concerned students called for an increase in school security and police efforts to take guns off the streets.

-----------------------------------

Oh, you want us back now?

How cute.

4/01/2008 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read the title and almost pissed my pants, then I remembered it was April Fools Day.

Gotta love SCC

4/01/2008 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the scoop from 35th Street (I spent all day in the elevator yesterday and pieced the following info together): 8 captains to be made Tuesday. 25 Lts Wednesday. 100 detectives and 50 sergeants promoted Monday, look for the fax at 1457hrs Thursday. 13 from Vice indicted Wednesday. Matt Tobias testifying at special grand jury in St. Louis Friday. Search warrant executed on Ex-Cmndr Carrol later today. Take it to the bank. Heard from very reliable source. It's confirmed.

The only thing you have right is the captains, they will be made by next week, 9 of them.....

4/01/2008 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wow I thought he liked his job

3/31/2008 11:47:00 PM

nope he just liked wearing the uniform he didn't earn.

he should have taken notice from Sheriff Tom Dart he is secure enough in his man-hood that he doesn't wear the their uniform.

4/01/2008 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you left out the part where he retains his 300k plus do to his great contract. and reinbursement for his uniform.

4/01/2008 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

april fools ? my sources say that the suntimes is to publish racy photo of mrs j-fed taken from past competitions. artical speaking of their commitment to get cpd into shape. tribuine not to be undone to publish sexy photos of j-fed himself eating a babyruth candy bar...from his sluth days in goonies

4/01/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this makes the department look like it doesnt care.

4/01/2008 12:36:00 AM

And give me one good reason we should care!I'm pulling the pin this year with 30+ and when I came on I was dealing with baby mommas melodrama bullshit.And 30 years later I'm still playing the surrogate daddy to baby mommas lack of paranting skills.But now its the grandchildren of the original players. And 30 years from know when I'm pushing up daisys these little jagoffs will still be killing each other!Don't worry about the ghetto dwellers,they chose their lifestyle even with Uncle Sam pouring money down that bottomless pit they call their community.Worry about your own family,and make sure you go home in the same condition you left everyday.Stay safe and good luck on your career.

Just an old grayhaired burnt up foot soldier,and yes I still wear the blue!

4/01/2008 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgts class starting Monday. The academy was notified to start getting their lesson plans ready.

J-Fed personally teaching a class on how to be a true leader.

4/01/2008 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard from VERY reliable source that Captains will definately be moved SOON!! Also heard Captain Lenti from 016 is definately being moved....might be to 013 or 019...Thank GOD..what a miserable prick...good luck to whoever picks him up...he's a first class JAGOFF

4/01/2008 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YYYou ccccant qquququqit JaJaJODY, YOOUOUOU pppprrommmmised.

4/01/2008 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two on duty M/1 tactical officers from 007 locked up in 005 today re: domestic whith one officers woman which occured today while on duty.
They were cuffed to the wall in an interview room.

4/01/2008 04:13:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

I'm getting married to baby Cline.
My future father-in-law is one hell of a cook ;)

4/01/2008 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did he punish 021 ?

4/01/2008 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean 021 gets a new boss?!

4/01/2008 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well to get a jump on the physical fitness standard coming, I joined a gym and started working out. In doing so I blew out my back. My doc says I should expect to be on the medical atleast 6 weeks and maybe surgery.

Screw this fitness shit! In 16 years I was never on the medical and worked my fat ass off!

4/01/2008 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know what was going in 022 at around 1745 hrs today (31Mar08), there were coppers from the City and suburbs flying lights and sirens southbound down Western? Just want to know if everyone is ok.

----------------------------------
Yes. White Hen, k/n/a 7-11, at 103 Artesian, ran out of coffee.

4/01/2008 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
with two more highschool age kids being shot on monday i have yet to see the supt. address the the issue to a television audience. this makes the department look like it doesnt care.

4/01/2008 12:36:00 AM

The killer "B" could not stop killings in 010 what makes you think she can do that city-wide?

4/01/2008 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

policetalk@yahoo.com said...
A FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA and Chicago Cop walk into a bar.

They all order their favorite alcoholic beverage.

The Bartender rings up the FBI, CIA, ATF, and DEA agents up and accepts their money. Then the bartender turns to the Chicago Cop and tells him, sir your drink is on the house.

The four fed agents look at each other and one asks the bartender, Why is the Chicago Cop's drink free, we are all cops?

The Bartender says, you boys may work law enforcement but you'll never be cops!

4/01/2008 12:40:00 AM

Don't you just love it!
Cops drink free at my place in Hammond.

4/01/2008 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Search warrant executed on Ex-Cmndr Carrol later today. Take it to the bank. Heard from very reliable source. It's confirmed.

4/01/2008 02:35:00 AM

The power if prayer is omnipotent.
Speaking of omnipotent. What about those two chevroned fools of carroll:
The ever impotent kebbedy and buffo? is it true their days at the airpots are numbered?

4/01/2008 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just seen on the 1800 news and in the Tribune:

Deb Kirby indicted!!

4/01/2008 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why wasnt he wearing the cpd uniform at the rally downtown? guess you cant just put on this uniform and think it fits, you actually have to grow into it.

4/01/2008 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey new lt. in 011 1st watch....gonna deny time off cause we are down two cars???? be happy it's only two and not the usual 4-6 cars down. and great job o telling us in roll call that u are not our friend and you wont help us, and that we should never put our selves in a situation to do a TRR.....awsome i cant wait to start working for you..

4/01/2008 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy another teen shot on southside. Maybe Fat Phil wasnt so bad.

4/01/2008 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rottner would have to move back into the city to be the superintendent. Oops! You mean Lincolnwood doesn't count?

4/01/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this guy that says he is the Marquette Dino is really the Marquette Fuckwad. He has nothing good to say about anyone he is on a ego trip. Well Mr Dino , go home and get your fuckin' shinebox you have just been named the Blog's Biggest MORON !

4/01/2008 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely off subject-

19th Ward Alderman denied an area public grammer school a Special Events permit for a one day carnival. Why does she allow the private schools in the 19th Ward to have them then? Favortism perhaps.

4/01/2008 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got me, until you said he apologizied for thinking he could do the job. Got me again when he said he had sworn testimony of meetings with the mayor and aldercreatures of their corruption - is it true or not true he's quitting? Not, you started to whine again at the end. Anonnymous - your joke would have been funnier if you had said the FBI,CIA,DEA looked around and said where did the cop go? Answer -he was on the house where his free drink was at.

4/01/2008 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody's going to come crawling back to your ass for fuck what? Didn't your fucking crook co-worker, Jerome Finnigan hire gangbangers to kill y'all asses just like they killing everybody? Who needs to apologize to whom? Fire the rest of the motherfucker crook cops and lock them and their gangbangers asses up and the murders will stop and a lot of this other criminal stuff and fake criminal stuff against decent people. Innocent people won't be getting out of jail and suing for gazillions either.

4/01/2008 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SIDE NOTE:
Congrats to the guys that made it through the SWAT tryout as well as SWAT school. 12 were assigned today to teams and the remaining 13 are rumored to be staying in special functions on the watch to be trained as the 'gas team' for riots, etc.
AND and big thank you to the new commander J. Franklin if there is any truth to the rumor: Supposedly when he was asked if they were going to use the management 20% discretion when assigning the 12 PO's he reportedly replied: "No. There isn't going to be any fucking meritorious on my SWAT team. We're taking the best out of that class and thats it. Tell them we're opting not to excercise our management discretion."

...and all you guys that didnt bother trying out and want to make smartass comments, it only shows your ignorance and bitterness.

4/01/2008 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Ald. Rugai (19th) made it a requirement that a graduate of an elementary school should know how to spell "grammar" in order to get the permit. (You'll note that I didn't require that you spell "elementary" or even pronounce the word "ask" to qualify for said permit.)

Pour yourself another grape Kool-aid and you'll get over it by the time McCain is sworn in.

--
12GA.

4/01/2008 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:52
You're right about "Boner Breath" Lenti trying mack daddy the new girl from 009. She shakes her ass at him and he gives her the world. He acts like he's a tough guy to impress her. She shakes her ass some more. WTF! She is all sweet on him too...don't be fooled!

-016 Mids

4/01/2008 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need Hitney in a JibJab. Throw in JFed and Daley for yucks.

4/01/2008 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just seen on the 1800 news and in the Tribune:

Deb Kirby indicted!!

4/01/2008 06:50:00 PM

================================

Not that one moron, you didn't listen to the entire news story. This shyster came from the treasurer's office and embezzled 750G. However, would bet she is from Daley land or 19th ward.

4/01/2008 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, A retired PO from Springfield, MA was arrested at ohare today for uuw. The story is that he was screened by TSA at Harrisburg airport and allowed to enter the secured area with his unloaded and locked gun in his carry on luggage. YES TSA WAS NOT ABLE TO IDENTIFY A GUN UNDER X-RAY He then went back outside the secured area for a smoke then, was re-screened again by TSA with his unloaded gun. AGAIN TSA DID NOT NOTICE THE GUN ON X-RAY. He then flew to ohare where he was arrested as he left the aircraft. Just think if he was al-qaeda or some other terrorist with a gun on the plane..WAY TO GO TSA MORONS. His excuse was that he mixed up luggage bags. MAKES ME FEEL REAL SAFE AT THE AIRPORTS EVERY TIME I SEE THE IDIOTS PRETENDING TO WORK THE CHECKPOINTS

4/01/2008 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sgt. twisted tubesteak tim & sgt. rectum rammer roy wants the rank & file to stay clear of the uso. how we gonna support the troops?

4/01/2008 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Real Dino said...
I think this guy that says he is the Marquette Dino is really the Marquette Fuckwad. He has nothing good to say about anyone he is on a ego trip. Well Mr Dino , go home and get your fuckin' shinebox you have just been named the Blog's Biggest MORON !

4/01/2008 07:41:00 PM

Challenge! bring it on. What have you got to offer? If you are claiming to be the "real dino"...show me. If you are wrong, I'll loan you my shoe box, phlegm wad.

Were you a member of the club house on sacremento?

4/01/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...


3/31/2008 11:47:00 PM


JP should have taken notice from Sheriff Tom Dart he is secure enough in his man-hood that he doesn't wear their uniform.

4/01/2008 02:08:00 PM

Dart might be secure but he looks like a disheveled homeless man.

When I went though the academy, I was ordered to wear the uniform before it was earned.
Each and every year
I continue to earn the right to continue wearing the uniform.

Mr. Weis, you go right ahead and represent your Department proudly and in uniform!

4/01/2008 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

El Shaddai said...
Anonymous said...

Search warrant executed on Ex-Cmndr Carrol later today. Take it to the bank. Heard from very reliable source. It's confirmed.

4/01/2008 02:35:00 AM

The power if prayer is omnipotent.
Speaking of omnipotent. What about those two chevroned fools of carroll:
The ever impotent kebbedy and buffo? is it true their days at the airpots are numbered?

4/01/2008 06:30:00 PM

Numbered yes! no uso? poor babies cry me a river see you in 006!

4/01/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy says said...
I'm getting my command spot back and I'm gunning for Runaway Ron. That whimpy whiney little bitch doesn't have the balls to confront me. He ran and hid in his mothers basement the last time.

Signed:
James Carroll

4/01/2008 09:18:00 AM

Congratulations, boss. Sorry about all the bad things I said about you.
I did not come out of my mom's basement 'cause I thought you wanted to have sex again. I'm sad you have not called me since.
Love Ronnie

4/01/2008 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Anyone know what happened @ Archer and Nagle about 8 tonight on 811's beat heard it was a uuw pinch any particulars?

4/01/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's this April Fools? and who's her clout? That bitch better not get promoted before me.

June Bug

4/01/2008 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy supplying the story about the retired copper being arrested at O'Hare---

If he made it through TSA security twice, how did anyone know he had a gun when he was arrested at O'Hare?

4/01/2008 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao very clever

4/01/2008 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago cop charged after confrontation at estranged wife's home, officials say

Tribune staff report | Tribune staff reporter
11:22 PM CDT, April 1, 2008

A Chicago police officer was charged with official misconduct late Tuesday after he and his partner, while on duty, drove to his estranged wife's home and started a confrontation with her and her male companion, authorities said.

Donald Branch, a 16-year veteran assigned to the Englewood District, was charged with three counts of official misconduct and was in custody at the Calumet Area headquarters, prosecutors and police said.

Prosecutors later decided the partner was only a bystander and witness, sources said. The Independent Police Review Authority was investigating the incident, said Chief Administrator Ilana Rosenzweig. She declined to give details. The Police Department's news affairs office did not immediately provide details.

4/01/2008 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not worried about it 12GA, we will just keep raising your taxes to get the money. Thanks so much for your support.

4/02/2008 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
IT would have read better if it said I LUCIO MARTINEZ COMMANDER OF THE 014TH DIST. WILL RESIGN EFFECTIVE 01 APRIL 08

4/01/2008 09:08:00 AM


He was a prick captain in 011 and will be a prick no matter where he goes.

4/02/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dump Capt Lenti midnights 016 before you go!!! PLEASE!!!!
Deaf, Dumb, Can't Read, I'm an Italian pretending I'm Hispanic.
This IDIOT is sooo stupid he orders his workers to change case reports thereby altering the circumstance of an incident to make himself look better. Try to get overtime on a legit arrest with this guy and it's like your stealing from HIM! Can barely READ at roll call! Did he ever learn to read???
We all hope the new 1st Dep transfers his ass! Oh we forgot he was a DOG in 010 when she was commander and DOG ASS lenti hit the medical instead of taking care of his troops. CONGRATS to the other CAPT's in 010 who DID THEIR JOB AND GOT REWARDED FOR IT!!!
DUMP OR DEMOTE THIS IDIOT!!!!

4/02/2008 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SON OF A BITCH! This was a Joke? WTF! I put my uniform back on for NOTHING! I swear to God, when I find out who did this, I'm hopping on a ladder and kicking someones ass! Oh wait, I got canned, oh, nevermind, back to my crying...

4/02/2008 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Marquette Dino (NOT)
I don't want to get into a pissin' contest with you because that only shows what a LOSER you are and will always be. You mean the one on 28th & Sac ? Yea fuckwad , I sure was. Now you can go back to sleep and go get your shinebox.
Case closed !!!!!!

4/02/2008 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He aint leaving! He just hired STALLONE as Dep. Chief of Fitness.
CPD will then get a huge discount on HGH.
SLY will work at the academy during the week, then work in various districts on Friday nites;
motivating the troops and assisting on calls(busting heads,etc).

it's true i saw him buying his offical police uniform and dress get-up at the uniform store on roosevelt almost got a camera phone photo maybe someone else did

4/02/2008 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think j-fit needs to tell all his commanders to pass the word to the capt's that killing crime on paper will not be tolerated anymore. did you here that you all. lenti

4/02/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an old grayhaired burnt up foot soldier,and yes I still wear the blue!

4/01/2008 02:42:00 PM

thanks for your service

4/02/2008 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely off subject-

19th Ward Alderman denied an area public grammer school a Special Events permit for a one day carnival. Why does she allow the private schools in the 19th Ward to have them then? Favortism perhaps.

4/01/2008 07:45:00 PM

First off, the carnivals at the private schools are fundraisers to raise money for the school.They also don't need a whole Tac Team assigned to them to keep the opposing teams at bay. We already fund the public cesspool schools with our tax money.
Second, maybe they'd get a permit if the ghetto rats that show up promise not to turn their one-day-carnival into a wild west shooting gallery.

4/02/2008 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You talk about Ed Lenti being STUPID . You should have been on the Tact team in 12 when he came upstairs . Nobody and I mean nobody knew how in the hell he got on tact. He never made any arrests and he was dumber then a box of rocks. Apparently he was put there by someone above and the Tact Lt. was told to eat him .He was slow , ignorant , and his case reports were terrible , that's why his partner always made them out . and his partner was no brain surgeon either. I feel for you officers in 016 you don't deserve an asswipe like him. Maybe the new super will get rid of his dumb ass.

4/02/2008 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fraud said: Very funny SCC. Now drop and give me 20.

4/02/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fop lodge 7 people - hello - are you there? CONTRACT - MANPOWER - WORKERS HANDS BEING TIED - ALL BOSSES BECOMING ANAL RETENTIVE ASSHOLES (oops, was that a double negative)

4/02/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE FBI MUST HAVE A GOOD MEDICAL INSURANCE PROGRAM. LOOKS LIKE THAT PAID FOR J-FRAUDS FACE LIFT.

IF THAT DUDE EVER SMILED HIS SKIN WOULD CRACK.

NOT TO WORRY, IM SURE AFTER MEETING THE STUTTERING PRICK ON 5 AND THE "HOLY" REVERENDS, HE WILL NEVER SMILE AGAIN.

4/02/2008 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the homicide rate and shooting were going through the roof. But todays Trib said that the homicide rate as of 01 APR 08 was 88 and is down from last year, as well as violent crime.... what gives!!! Everyone on this blog is saying the numbers are up...Well SCC what happened to the 15% increase in homicides you said.

4/02/2008 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually most of the security is provided by off duty officers in the private school events. More officers than most tac teams. Any public gathering has rif raf attending, public or private. Here is the difference, no alcohol being served at this event. How many over served drunks do you deal with vs reg rif raf. Let's talk about private school kids running around in large groups, drinking, swearing at property owners, damaging property etc..... and this isn't during a carnival, this is every weekend. Whose kids are in the middle of Mt Greenwood Park during the summer drinking, smoking etc? Most of them are cops kids in private schools who use the may daddy or mommy is a cop angle to get out of trouble. In Mt Greenwood, the public schools get very little money because we are "so wealthy". Staff positions are cut every year and who pays for these necessary positions????? Fundraising by the school. Just because you pay your taxes, it doesn't mean it goes to our local schools. It is a shame your small mindedness cannot comprehend that they are just trying raise money instead of looking for a handout that they don't qualify for anyway. Raising taxes won't benefit our schools. it goes to inner city schools and programs.

4/02/2008 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Marquette Dino (NOT)
I don't want to get into a pissin' contest with you because that only shows what a LOSER you are and will always be. You mean the one on 28th & Sac ? Yea fuckwad , I sure was. Now you can go back to sleep and go get your shinebox.
Case closed !!!!!!

4/02/2008 06:27:00 AM

No pissing contest? What? you piss sitting down?

4/02/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey new lt. in 011 1st watch....gonna deny time off cause we are down two cars???? be happy it's only two and not the usual 4-6 cars down. and great job.......

Aside from this "boss" sounding like a TOTAL jagoff, there was something in the last F.O.P. bulletin regarding TIME DUE being denied. They CANNOT use manpower as an excuse. Call the Union and let them know if you have not done so already.

4/03/2008 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
hey new lt. in 011 1st watch....gonna deny time off cause we are down two cars???? be happy it's only two and not the usual 4-6 cars down. and great job.......

Aside from this "boss" sounding like a TOTAL jagoff, there was something in the last F.O.P. bulletin regarding TIME DUE being denied. They CANNOT use manpower as an excuse. Call the Union and let them know if you have not done so already.

4/03/2008 01:35:00 AM

The fop will not even answer their phones to call back or the 5 goofs never respond to email maybe they all need another smoke in their office of another case of beer!

4/03/2008 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After what he did to Cozzi, he should resign.

4/03/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should be so lucky.

4/03/2008 05:05:00 PM  

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