Saturday, April 12, 2008

An Unfortunate Union

Don't you just hate when this happens?
  • A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City [Colorado] police said Thursday.
  • His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
  • "They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.
How is any amount of money thrown at whatever social programs you can imagine ever going to solve a problem like this? It isn't.



Anonymous he is good! said...

Damn, that is like the 5th posts of that SCC has used for threads. That Shavedlongcock seems to hit it on the head alot! He may have a funny name but he sure comes up with a lot of good posts!

4/12/2008 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous DAGO ON THE JOB said...

Those two sound like a couple of racists. How come the kid cant join
a whiter group like the skinheads or some other like minded "folk".
Hell, I'll bet a few of my Sicilian cousins are darker than this kid. Would he be willing to pick up the profits of these tavern poker machines in the Chicago area? WE may have a "spot"
for him!

4/12/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid question:

When Tay-Tay, Pooky, Day-Day, and 'em get locked up, does Momma still get LINK for them? Or does the state cut back on the funds?

4/12/2008 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poster child for abortion advocacy!

4/12/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arne Duncan and Richie Daley say more gun control laws will solve these little social problems.REMEMBER CLOSE THE CURTAIN .Wizard of Oz .Put your head in the sand the voters are not the problem.Keep electing democrats get your link card section 8 some free cash hey life is good.I wonder why society is fucked up?Arne Richie you takin questions?

4/12/2008 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh bless the children of this great nation! We are fucked.

4/12/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous unreal, over a 4 year old toddler said...

LOL Looks like shavedlongcock has become one of your associate reporters. Good work on his post and on your willingness to make a comment page on it. I actually know who that shavedlongcock is and I have to admit he is one crazy dude and finds some unusual news stories to post on here.

4/12/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A prime example of why there are so many problems with public education. With parents like these, does anyone really expect Junior to rise above being an absolute zero? The best thing that could happen to the kid would be for him/her to be adopted and raised in a rural community. At least it would have a CHANCE.

4/12/2008 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I should be shocked, but I'm not. Given the fact that shit heads can reproduce without a license, this post doesn't shock me. Goes to show that shit will raise shit.

4/12/2008 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well at least he has 2 parents for the mean time.

4/12/2008 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always been of the opinion that the child should make the decision as to which gang he wants to join. After all, it is the child that is effected the most. This would never happen in Chicago, the city of children.

4/12/2008 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby i axed you to spank my monkey, not my baby. that homeboy when he gets grownded is going to ride under the finn, not the forks.

4/12/2008 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crackheads, gangbangers, whores...they're all the same.

Hey Colorado, why don't you take a text out of the Bible and do like King Solomon....threaten to cut the kid in two. Maybe one of the fine, upstanding parents will step up to save the child......nah! Never happen.

Give the kid to grandma, she'll end up with it sooner or later.

4/12/2008 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just as piteful as the stupid, pregnant gangbanging girls on the episode of "Gangland" that profiled the crips and the bloods. They were members of the bloods and referred to their spawn as "blood drops".

That is some truely f*cked up shit!

4/12/2008 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous hogan's hero of 18th said...

Once again mr. Shavedlongcock hit the bullseye. My question is where does he find these wierd stories? Many aren't even from here or reported here. But I hope he keeps posting, I enjoy his information.

4/12/2008 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is time that the government starts forced birth control on these plight of society ignorant people. If these parents fought about this, how did they treat this child? This is nuts!

4/12/2008 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic,
Naming rights for Allstate Children's Museum in Grant Park, that arrogant bastard, the stuttering prick strikes again.

I suggest that the naming rights tradition be continued in another fashion. I suggest that the next new prison opened in the State of Illinois carry the name the Richard M Daley Correctional Center for Political Corruption.

Perhaps then corporate sponsors can be found for, let's say the "Allstate" Maximum Security "D" Block or the Ariel Capital Management Solitary Confinement Wing or even the Aon Insurance Prison Cafeteria.

This is the type of corrupt leadership we as a citizenry get when no more than approximately 25% of us even bother to get our behinds down to the polling place to vote for Mayor.

I have NEVER voted for that crook Daley and woe be the family member of mine caught casting a vote for the devil incarnate, Richard M. Daley.

The only people who came out in high numbers were the Mayor's supporters, employees and political appointees and their families.

Government in Chicago is shameful. We can only hope that US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald has one more big indictment up his sleeve, with the name Richard M. Daley on it.

May the stuttering prick rot in jail!

Imagine how many coppers would get a woody over that one! Viagra sales would go limp for a week or so!


4/12/2008 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No amount of money will cure the gang problem. If a kid is unfortunate and is born to less than stellar parent(s) and lives in the poorer neighborhoods, gang life is inevitable. The younger kids can not walk to the store (robbed or beat up). When they get older they see the glam of rap videos and fast money earned selling drugs. They then learn in order to get "RESPECT" carry a gun and be willing to use it and accept every body has got to die. Lots of kids have to live with gramma or great gramma who is too old to be aggressively involved in their lives. Daley needs to quit with all the bullshit spending and go straight to the source..... ask blacks who came from these neighborhoods who are now successful adults how they survived. Damn near every one that I have spoken to had parents who were heavily involved in their upbringing and seldom let them out on the street. MR MAYOR, YOU CANNOT GIVE THESE KIDS WHAT THEY NEED so enforce the laws on the books and teach CONSEQUENCES.

4/12/2008 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATTN NEWS MEDIA: EXPOSE THE NUMBER OF VIOLENT CRIMES COMMITTED IN THIS CITY AND THE NUMBER OF TIMES THE ASAS REFUSED TO CHARGE.(known as released without charging) YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH. EXPOSE THE JUDGES RECORDS ON THE RARE OCCASSION A CASE DOES GO TO TRIAL. EXPOSE HOW MANY CRIMES A KID COMMITS BEFORE HE IS FINALLY DETAINED. We Have metro, tempo, sports sections..... how about a LAW AND ORDER section. SCUM TIMES AND TRIB your sales would dramatically increase because these would be local issues (our cops, asas, and judges) SHINE THE LIGHT on the issues. No biased reporters needed just facts, numbers and names.

4/12/2008 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, all you officers who were posting that Jody Weis doesn't sound that bad, let's give him a chance, seems Ok with you, and similar such rubbish, I predict this:

A LOT of good police officers are going to get fired for bullshit due to this inbred cross eyed moron FBI guy who fully intends to enforce all Rules & Regulations to the letter.

This has already started, just ask any of the officers or PPO's who have been ordered to blow the machine administratively after getting in a shouting match or something similar off duty.

Those officers will either get fired or start taking lengthy suspensions. This is just the beginning.

I predict that by the end of his tenure here Jody Weis will be the most hated superintendent in the history of the CPD. He will take a lot of police officers down following the stuttering prick's mandate to get control of the CPD. (or fulfill the federal non-written take over of the CPD)

Let's hope that he holds supervisors and bosses to the same high standard he is using to shove up the asses of the blue shirts.

Did anyone see the new order mandating on traffic stops that ALL officers WILL identify themselves by rank and name and inform the motorist of the reason for the stop BEFORE asking for license and insurance?

That is a revision to a department order, it is now the law of the land for we CPD officers. Don't do it and you risk suspension or getting fired. My solution is simple, I don't stop anyone any more, my time is short. Others are not so lucky.


4/12/2008 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an idea. Gov't offers all young females on gov't assistance $2000 to get their tubes tied. Might cost a few hundred million up front, but would save billions in the long run...

4/12/2008 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor of Commerce City, CO is also looking to change the city motto.....

"The City of Children of Mixed Race/Gang Relationships"

To avoid further confusion among parents, the mayor is also working with the county to change birth certificates to include a box for gang affiliation.

Here comes CHANGE, people!

Brace yourselves!!!

OBAMA for Prez!!!!!

4/12/2008 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it when all the old timers say they are going out to Colorado to get away from this shit.

4/12/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New gang....He's a crip-baller!!!!

4/12/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The great social lesson will be revealed in time. Gang bangers do not bow to any P.C. rules. The half breed will not be accepted by either set of slime, because he is not "pure." Many lumps ahead.

4/12/2008 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they just fuck again? I never hear of ghetto folk having infertility problems. Solved, each child they produce will alternate gangs, then shoot each other, which allows the pad to hit zero, and the parents can fuck again. Bless welfare for paying for this.

4/12/2008 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great!!!! We are in recession proof jobs. Our future as police and lawyers is guaranteed. These people should be celebrated for giving us work...and we can't even be outsourced. We no longer make cars or TVs, that's ok as long as we have these people around there will be plenty of work. Always look at the sunny side of life!!!!

4/12/2008 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the government says they are going to spend 5 billion on yes!!!!

4/12/2008 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shavedlongcock and the guy who posts Lt. Richie Scotchbreath folklore make me coming back to this blog to spew my coffee (am) and my wine (pm) all over my keyboard.


ps need a new keyboard

4/12/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure once the baby's daddy, baby's momma or dufus rufus get locked up sure the welfare benefits for that individual should get taken away and save our tax dollars....better yet why not give all family members including the babies, drug testing they piss positive they loose their benefits.

4/12/2008 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid question:

When Tay-Tay, Pooky, Day-Day, and 'em get locked up, does Momma still get LINK for them? Or does the state cut back on the funds?

4/12/2008 12:12:00 AM

It is not a stupid question.If you are on the clock and then sign in at say the park district and the times overlap you got a problem.Double Dipping.So say BIG MOMMA is getting link for POOKIE and RAY-RAY and they get locked up does she notify anyone that she won't be needing as much money on that card as RAY and POOK are being held in the big house and being feed three times a day. Sounds like DOUBLE DIPPING to me. Sounds like some type of fraud to me. Can't we contact the state and let them know MOMMA won't be needing as much since WE are taking care of 2 again. Bet we could save millions.

4/12/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Recovering Hair-Gelaholic said...

Rumer has is that in response to the 11 April 2008 Suntimes Article "Answers to Youth Violence" which states that most likely youth violence stems from single mother homes and that 75-80%of youth offenders have prior arrest records. King J-Fed has announced that he will have all single police officers marry the ghetto single moms and hiz Honor and Prince Blago have placed in to effect a stop arrest order on anyone 18 and under. This tripod braintrust have come to the conclusion that if there are no single ghetto moms and if there are no prior arrest than youth violent crime will be erased. J-fed was quoted as saying "We're not jumping to conclusions we are in this position because we know better than anyone else and know what is good for our lemmings, I mean society."

That is all!

4/12/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does!

4/12/2008 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous inquiring minds said...

Shavedlongcock is da Bomb!!
Speaking of the Luftwaffe, whatever happened to SHICKLEGROOVER? Could "they" be one in the same?

4/12/2008 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Humans are tribal by nature. Gangs are just at the low end of the ladder.

Humans tend to group with like minded people. Whether its a close group of friends,or people in the same economic situation, or politicians, or broken down. Cops,Democrats,Independents,libertarians republicans,Army, Navy, Jarheads :p, NRA,ISRA,PTA,Brady's. Christian,protestants,Jewish,hindu, or nations ect ect...on, and on.

Though 99.8% of the groups are not considered gangs by the civilized folk, the group dynamics follow the same pattern. Though the so called civilized groups will never admit to being anything "like a gang".

Try to tell me the democrats in crook county are not a gang. Daley, Stroger have their turf set up just the way they want, and they are trying to expand their turf to the rest of Illinois. They have the act down, and polished up. Dumbass voters keep voting them in.

What? You don't think some gangs vote for their leaders. You would be wrong if you thought that.

/rant off

4/12/2008 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can sympathize. I'm at loggerheads with my wife about sending the kids to either the Latin School or the British School.

4/12/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cut Welfare and fix everyone of them at birth. Solve a lot of problems and a lot of tax burden.

4/12/2008 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The story was originaly posted on

4/12/2008 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous who is the real....... said...

Who is this SHAVEDLONGCOCK? Is he a cop? A porn star? A rock singer? I say we have a SCC contest! Let's hunt down Shavedlongcock and find out who he or she really is! But who ever he or she is I have to agree as a regular reader of this blog I have read more than a few post from him/her and the posts are always on the money. I can't wait for him/her to become a Fox News Reporter and one of the hot female anchors have to say, Now from Chicago, Shavedlongcock- - -

Cops and their humor, you have to love it. But I just hope shavedlongcock ISN'T Drew Peterson!

4/12/2008 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we're all fighting about which school our kids should attend to.

4/12/2008 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i say break the thompsons out of mothballs.

4/12/2008 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10-Year-Old Girl Gets Hip Broken During Playground Assault
By Steven Norris

A story you won't believe. Two young girls have been arrested by police and face charges for pulling a girl off the monkey bars and stomping on her head and legs. Find out why the girl was attacked.
Published: Wed, April 09, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Last Updated: Wed, April 09, 2008 - 4:57 pm
Ten year old Rikki Triana is in a Pennsylvania hospital with a broken hip. She had surgery on Friday and had to have three pins inserted into her right hip bone to keep them together. Police have placed two girls, ages 10 and 11, in a juvenile facility. Rikki Triana says she had taken her little sister to the playground last Tuesday. She explains that the two girls were splashing her younger sister with water. When she asked them to stop, they splashed her and then attacked her. they pulled her from the monkey bars and stomped her head and legs. Adults nearby noticed what was going on, and the two girls ran off.
Lisa Triana, Rikki's mother, arrived a short time later, just before. Rikki went into shock. doctors say that the attack will have long-term affects on the young girl as she grows. More surgeries and a hip replacement are very likely. Watch the report from CBS Affiliate WSEE's John Treanor.

4/12/2008 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can sympathize. I'm at loggerheads with my wife about sending the kids to either the Latin School or the British School.

4/12/2008 02:38:00 PM
Latin School
Tuition for the 2007-08 academic year: JK: $17,425; SK-grade 5: $19,535; grades 6-12: $23,285
Tuition - Foundation (Nursery) Mornings/Afternoons $10,890
Tuition - Foundation (Nursery and Reception) full day and Primary (Year 1 to Year 6) $19,795
Tuition -Year 7 and above $21,295
Development Levy $2,000
Enrolment Fee $1,000

...and J-Fed wonders why we're overweight and exhausted...

4/12/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger ShavedLongcock said...

I wish I could take credit for the Lt. Richie Scotchbreath invention and humor but sorry wrong comedy writer!

Never worked for him nor do I have anything against the poor guy. But I also do enjoy those Lt. Richie Scotchbreath posts!

4/12/2008 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The poster child for abortion advocacy!

4/12/2008 12:18:00 AM

I'll be the first to donate funds to that cause!!

4/12/2008 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"4/12/2008 07:06:00 AM"

The problem in this last mayoral election was, to state the obvious, that all the voters had to choose from was:

a) Daley

b) Dorothy 'the Shill' Brown

c) 'Doc' Walls

Notice the complete absence of a Republican candidate.

Notice the complete absence of any candidate not connected to the Daley machine.

If that 75% of the eligible to vote citizens who don't vote and/or aren't even registered to vote were to have someone, anyone, not totally tainted by machine politics, what might the outcome of the next city and county elections be?

That 'Blue Party' idea is looking better and better all the time.

4/12/2008 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny storys that shaved posts, but what kind of idiot goes by that handle! Please tell us that he is NOT CPD!

4/12/2008 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comment about J-Fed ordering P/O's to admin. blow is correct. and the rumor that he notified surrounding suburban depts. must also be true. Those "meter maids" in Oak Lawn tried to jam one of our guys. Reported him to his supervisors on a off duty intoxication allegation. I know this copper, he's a straight up guy. He did more police work in his first five years than any of them would do in their whole career!

4/13/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an idea. Gov't offers all young females on gov't assistance $2000 to get their tubes tied. Might cost a few hundred million up front, but would save billions in the long run...

4/12/2008 07:38:00 AM


4/13/2008 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny storys that shaved posts, but what kind of idiot goes by that handle! Please tell us that he is NOT CPD!

4/12/2008 10:50:00 PM

Since when has there been a shortage of idiots?

4/13/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thank this retarted couple and there future CB# and all the people like them,its you dumb and dumber that keeps me employed,thank you.

4/13/2008 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How horrible for them, i too went thru this, we have girls and my husband wanted Mount Assisi and i wanted Mother McAuley...about $70,0000 later.. McAuley won!!! How sad for them, their little heads must be spinning!!!!!!!!!!1

4/13/2008 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In such a situation do not panic P.P.O.s! Just do a juvenile contact card on the 4year old and choose a gang for him. That is what I call Community Policing.

Mr. Check Mate

4/14/2008 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby's mama + Baby's daddy = SHIT
0 + 0 = 0

As that famous Billy Preston song goes (and may he rest in peace!), "nothingg from nothing leaves nothing...

4/15/2008 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know who shavedlongcock is...Who is shavedlongcock SCC?....Is shavedlongcock CPD?......You're really a bunch of rocket scientists. Anyone wanna rob a bank????

4/16/2008 06:01:00 AM  

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