Monday, June 09, 2008

Clearance Rate Rises by One

We're going to jump the gun here and put this one in the Cleared/Closed column:
  • A South Side man's efforts to cool gang tensions by paying his respects to the father of a recent murder victim was himself stabbed to death Saturday night when a rival gang member saw him on the wrong side of Marshfield Avenue and started a fight, a police source said.

    Police were searching for a man identified by witnesses who left his wallet in the street at the scene of the killing, the source said.
Of course, the ASA will still refuse First Degree Murder since there's no video.

Is it just us or are we seeing a bunch more stabbing deaths in the news? Anyone have the actual breakdown of Aggravated Batteries by weapon type?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll tell you already.

Mutual combatants.

Ex-cleared/closed. Move on.

6/09/2008 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look out swiss army, chicago cutlery... Here comes je$$e and fr fagger to protest you.

6/09/2008 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there were no knives, there would be no killing. We should sue the manufacturers and make everyone register the weapons, for a fee of course, before eventually seizing all of them. The world would be a much better place without knives. Knives are evil.

6/09/2008 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, now I have to move my knives to my summer home. Where will it end?

6/09/2008 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you outlaw knives only outlaws will have knives.

6/09/2008 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a side note, it seems London is experiencing a surge in knife related attacks among teens. And yes the goverment there wants to ban kids from carrying knives.

6/09/2008 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The knife is the best killing weapon out there. Quiet and easy to dispose of. When you stab someone properly, you insert the knife and then TRY to break it off in him! That is how they do it in prison.

6/09/2008 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he Mexican? They love their knives.

6/09/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the Jet and who was the Shark?

6/09/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knives are still legal in Chicago?

Get on that Chicago enemedia!


6/09/2008 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alderasshole Mell is going to introduce a new ordinance about registering knives that you forgot to register. Thank God.

6/09/2008 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the bottom line is...dont cross marshfield street.

6/09/2008 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, guns are illegal, so criminals have resorted to knives... short, legal knives...

6/09/2008 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing its in area 1. Area 2 led by eddiewelch theturd and his friends and family program cant clear shit.NO COFFEE FOR YOU EDDIE COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.
FOP please look at A2 watch sheets they must have 40% managment on days. There arent enough cars to run errands and all the bitch's on third watch are crying about all the work they have to do because there are no dicks left on third watch. Hey skull or Bryne why dont you stop by and see Little eddie he is usually here fron 1030/1100 to at least 230/300pm. To all you poor SOB's working in patrol in A2 dont bother calling after 1500hrs there are few dicks working and most dont care anymore eddie the turd commander of the A2 titanic.

6/09/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That idiot was named, then positively identified on scene, then in the area by witnesses. He did this in broad daylight, in front of twenty or so people, so we might have a chance on this one. This moron should have been a blowjob...

6/09/2008 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the guy that was killed with a hammer on kedzie and Lawrence about a year ago lol. O O O O can't touch this.

6/09/2008 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did "Chalkie" arrive at the scene??

6/09/2008 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAN THE KNIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/09/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 2 led by eddiewelch theturd and his friends and family program cant clear shit.NO COFFEE FOR YOU EDDIE COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.

if you a female you there for the ride and to be lookin pretty.

come in and leave when you want especially in youth the special ladies

6/09/2008 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Chalkie came and decided to stay for awhile until the big rain hits.

6/09/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, the ASA will still refuse First Degree Murder since there's no video.

Nice. The ASA's are very smart (OK educated, will you at least give me that?) But their judgment is horrendous. They are only able to spot a criminal act if every T is crossed and every i is dotted.

6/09/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a reminder about jody (J-FED) weiss. Let us never forget he was a member of the fbi, one of the biggest incompetent agencies in the Federal Governemnt. Did they not have the masterminds and foot soilders of 911 in their sights? Heck they were even on the watch list not to allow into the country. Yet they took no action! The supervisors even ignored a report from a Field Agent in Phoenix who had critical information about middle eastern(terrorist) men taking flight lessons in the desert. Real good job you idiots.
All the fbi agents and, expecially you JODY should turn on the Discovery channel and watch "the Falling Man". A documentary about a photographer who photographs a man jumping to his death from the north trade tower.
And now the cpd is lead by one of these great fbi supervisors. The downfall of the cpd is upon us.

6/09/2008 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie da turd.. I love it!

Whats the clearence rate in A/2now? 15%

Maybe he better start shining up his LT. bars. He might need them.

6/09/2008 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban knives,bats,cars everything come on mayor put your fleet and eddie burkes fleet of valets to use have them clean up the crime rate D-3 yes they should be busy how about it! Eddie needs more millions mayor him like you have over 3 million+ just in the campaign accounts how much more in the "lock box?"

6/10/2008 12:34:00 PM  
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