Saturday, June 07, 2008

Great Use of Manpower

We can't even man the rapids and some days, all the primaries. But we'll have this:
  • Undercover Chicago police officers will pose as pedestrians attempting to cross the street at corners during traffic stings set to start next week to nab drivers who fail to yield to people in crosswalks, officials said Friday.

    The initiative, originally to have started last year, is part of the city's Safe Streets for Chicago campaign.
We're holding out for the day they equip a few of the older chevy's with the big old iron cow catcher and let us run over jaywalkers. Even the sidewalks won't be safe.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me...
Don't you see my hand is up. I want to be the first one to stand in a crosswalk and get hit by a car and get 75% with insurance and the 20 million I will sue the city for when they realize that putting a person in the path of a moving car is neglegent, reckless, and just plain stupid? That and the fact that we have an order by former Sup. Hilliard that states, "When a moving vehicle is coming at you, you will, "Get out of the way."

Who comes up with this shit? And it is the officers fault the shitty pays so much for lawsuits...

6/07/2008 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i recently returned to patrol after an absence of several years and have noticed some things that really stand out to me. manpower is a joke both at beat/rapid and supervisors also. can't believe all of the lunch/personal refusals i have been hearing. when a major incident occurs, way too many cars held down on the job. no ball busting at roll calls- people look like zombies. way to many chiefs and not enough indians.

6/07/2008 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Though I wish no harm to any decent copper, you have to be out of your fucking mind to walk in front of oncoming traffic for a traffic ticket. What kind of idiot would volunteer or allow himself to be ordered to do this? And what moron thinks of this and then implements it? I hate the people who run this city, county, and state. And to the coppers doing this, get a fucking clue.

6/07/2008 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and you guys haven't gotten enough of this silliness with the CPD yet! So how many guys are going to be put into this super secret elite unit of undercover "street walkers".
This is serious! a department that is imploding, a pension fund that is dwindling, non exsistent morale, decaying equipment, what is it 1 or 2% raise offered, inept supervisers, political, social and economical fall out, rising taxes, failing city services. In reality, there are some of us who are stuck on this job, merely because of the amount of time that we have invested, to those of you who haven't jerk off the better part of their lives on this department, TAKE THIS AS THE WRITING ON THE WALL......run, do not walk to some other JOB, some other place......or you'll end up one sorry asses, like us stuck in the mud, to late to do anything else Officers.

6/07/2008 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robberies and Burglaries are through the roof, but by golly we will get you jay walkers

6/07/2008 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Hit n Run Batman!!!

The first copper (or TMA) who gets hit by a car will end the madness, unfortunately. The brain behind this ideal, a new merit baby will be born? Wonder which idiot boss is allowing this to happen?

My personal assessment of the new leadership on this Dept...they ain't even watching the game or in the ball park. That's right, don't have a clue but act as though they do.

6/07/2008 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just how many coppers are going to get run over by this idea????????

6/07/2008 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry. Some uninsured, no-license-havin', four-time-DUI motorist will run over some copper's leg, shattering his/her femur, rendering the officer disabled. End result? Copper fights with the medical and pension boards to get (maybe) 50% disability while the motorist gets awarded 2 million for their "pain and suffering" at the hands of the brutal regime called the CPD.

6/07/2008 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys just don't understand. This is another of the many fine ideas emulating from the newly formed Superintendent's Policy Group. Little Mike, Little Ray, and all the kids in the 5th Floor playpen are working feverously to bring all kinds of new and fun adventures for us to embark on. Stay tuned.

Little Mike - AKA Michael Masters the newly appointed Chief of Staff. All of 30 years of age without one day of Police experience. Stool pigeon sent by the Stuttering Prick to spy on his 310 grand a year other spy.

Little Ray - AKA Sgt. Raymond Hamilton. Been dumped so many times for being a total stroke he now wears an inner tube on his ass to soften the fall. Loves himself beyond belief. Has an extremely high opinion of himself – one shared by precious few who ever worked with him. Good friend and buddy of Little Mike.

These pompous, arrogant, self important, egomaniacs, are the ones advising Jody on how to fuck up this Department more than it is already. The other group of individuals lacking in Police experience – J Fed, Pete, etc. - are actually listening to them. We’re screwed, period stop.

PS: one last thing. To the poster who identifies their self as “35th Street Happy House Mouse” GO SCREW YOURSELF.

6/07/2008 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Suburban infection has implanted itself into CPD.CPD is no longer a bastion of old school policing.

6/07/2008 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when do we issue "warning citations"? Monique - can you clarify? Are these actually contact cards?

What an absolutely stupid use of resources. And I love that the powers that be had a disagreement over who should do this nonsense - oemc traffic aids or police. Asinine. All of them.

6/07/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More bullshit.

6/07/2008 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fiddling while Rome burns!! Way to go Jody! From M-4s to covert cops nabbing "felony" traffic offenders! Off with their heads Jody! Charge them with UUA (unlawful use of an automobile!) G-Man rules!

6/07/2008 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whose "brain fart" was this?

6/07/2008 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be a perfect mission for that police impersonator that works the 1st Watch in 017. You guys know who I'm referring to. That mean looking guy that only does two things during the entire tour: standing behind the desk doing absolutely NOTHING OR smoking a cigarette in front of the station after doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Oh, yeah that crosswalk in front of the station is 10 feet away from where he smokes at least 5 times a day. This "cop" can do one of those missions and earn some of that "hard earned" money.

6/07/2008 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is nothing starting a new SOG unit (stop our graffiti)Officers will lie in the alley like piss bums ready to pounce when the spray paint comes out.please no drop cans to pad your numbers

6/07/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No frigging way...can you imagine the I.O.D. and the lawsuits that would follow if one of these "pedestrians" got hit and hurt. Were you properly trained to do this job, can you do the T.J. Hooker HOOD RIDE?.

A better idea may be to issue pain in the ass pedestrians A.N.O.V.s for jay-walking.

Stsy safe, if you do that undercover pedestrian bit, get hit by a new Mercedes.

6/07/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are we gonna start writing up jaywalkers too, as in California - where you BETTER stop for a pedestrian, but by the same token the pedestrian BETTER be in a crosswalk...

6/07/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to many chiefs and not enough indians.

6/07/2008 01:55:00 AM

Where are there too many chiefs? There are no supervisors or officers working in the district, and they keep taking more and more people out, supervisors, LT's Sgts and PO's...
the upper echelons aren't visible at the district level

6/07/2008 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually can't say I'm against this for intersections with numerous incidents of pedestrians being hit. I live downtown and walk by the corner of Clinton and Madison on the way to work, I see a car hit a pedestrian at least twice a week. Always a cab turning left on a red light. Cab drivers will run down their own grandmothers to catch a fare - they don't care. I was praying they put a squad car on that corner at least. The city would rack up plenty of money on that corner alone.

6/07/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The TRIB article posted also mentioned all the speed bumps put on Chicago streets. I hate those damn things and will avoid driving down any street or ally which has them. So those people get less service. It one thing to drive over a couple going to and from home, it's another to drive over a couple hundred a night. When rushing to calls, maybe the wrong way on a one-way, or a snow covered street, you can get stress fractures in windshields and other parts, not to mention backs and knees.

6/07/2008 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute,,,i go after a guy that shoots at the police and as he leaves the scene in a stolen car i step in front of the car and yell "stop police,stop" he tries to run me over and i fire into the car and kill the mother fucker, i get a c.r. number and they go after my job because i must avoid at all cost of getting in front of a fleeing vehicle. but you want me to walk in front of a none violent citizen of the city of chicago,just to make the revenue for the city. ha ha fuck you.I/F

6/07/2008 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PUT THE MIGHTY SIESER IN THE CROSSWALK. ONCE THE CAR SEE SEISER IN THE MIDDLE OF INTERSECTION. HIS ELETRONIC PULSE BEAMS WILL MAKE THE VEHICLE COMNE TO HALT. ON THE STREET SEISER STILL RUNS IT.

6/07/2008 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Hamilton? What a joke. Got dumped by Risley when suck hole Ray was having dinner in a restaurant with some Pol. The only problem for Ray was that he was on the clock and his officers were on patrol - all while this SOS stuff was going on. The kicker is that Ray was not even in uniform.

Hey J-Fed and you downtown people, that is the supervisor who is calling the shots- ?

6/07/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"GIT JER ASS BACK ON THE SIDEWALK YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!"

6/07/2008 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder who are these reporters that are " TOTALLY IN THE TANK" for the city? Always spinning for the Daley Empire? I seriously question the purpose of the decoy traffic units, as previous posters noted...
1. who is going to run this whole fiasco? where is the manpower coming from?
2. the whole idea is cockamamy, dangerous, and will definately get the city sued.
3. why publish the exact location of the sting? doesn't that give the heads up to those potential violators? isn't the purpose of a sting to act covertly so as the potential criminals don't know it's a police operation for optimal affectivness?
4. and why'll Rome burns (drive-by shootings, homicides, burglaries, robberies, agg.batts go thru the roof) Daley fiddles the Olympics Theme.
5. ... and read the way the media puts it you would think that the Daley Administration was out there patrolling the streets and running the Department, oooo wait they are running the department, I forgot, silly me.


God I can't wait to retire and leave this fucked up city.

6/07/2008 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a waste of manpower. And how do they intend to stop the cabs? There's going to have to be 1 or 2 chase cars nearby. God forbid a pursuit ensues, resulting in harm to someone. And, I can't wait for the first arrest of the cabbie's passengers for obstruction after they start MF'ing the police for keeping them from their destination.

6/07/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Suburban infection has implanted itself into CPD.CPD is no longer a bastion of old school policing.

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Gee would have been great if that "infection" came complete with their equipment,progressive attitude towards training,and $$$!!!

6/07/2008 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens when the asshat who hits you takes off?

6/07/2008 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Several TMAs have been hit and killed in their bright blue shirts and neon vests...and they want US to walk in front of vehicles at intersections with no traffic control and in plain clothes???? Anyone who does this is a fool! And they can't order you to do it.....sooooooooo?

6/07/2008 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

what good will this do? plus, do you notice, it's on the northwest side of the city of course. never on the southwest side. but how is this supposed to resolve anything?

we have illegal aliens driving w/o licenses, goofs w/suspended licenses driving, etc. these people are hitting pedestrians.

why can't we pass strict laws here? we should be automatically able to impound the car and jail sentence...

6/07/2008 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry CPD.Looks like you have joined the Failed Model Approach club.

6/07/2008 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that this new unit is going to have three secretaries, two citation clerks, Three time-keepers, a CAPS office,four desk people, and one poor bastard to do the mission.

6/07/2008 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many kids and bicyclists have gotten killed because idiots don't stop at stop signs. Not a bad idea, I'll sign up for it.

6/07/2008 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My personal assessment of the new leadership on this Dept...they ain't even watching the game or in the ball park. That's right, don't have a clue but act as though they do.

6/07/2008 04:39:00 AM

New leadership mentoring program at academy will solve problems.

6/07/2008 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Since when do we issue "warning citations"? Monique - can you clarify? Are these actually contact cards?

What an absolutely stupid use of resources. And I love that the powers that be had a disagreement over who should do this nonsense - oemc traffic aids or police. Asinine. All of them.

6/07/2008 07:55:00 AM

Please promtoe Monqiue to anything else but stop her from babbling on showing her ignorance about CPD. Absolutely no clue about street operations.

6/07/2008 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sidewalks are already not safe.

I'm a pedestrian and I've become used to being low person on the totem pole in Mayor Daley's Chicago. We're ranked dead last behind cars which are of course ranked below hizzoner's precious bikes.

I've encountered cars driving straight at me on the sidewalk so they could go the wrong way on a one way street, cars cutting me off on the sidewalk pulling in and out of parking or in front of me in marked crosswalks, or barreling down on me blowing red lights.

It's about freaking time that pedestrians get some consideration in this city.

6/07/2008 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J-Fed or some of our marvelous exempts can lead by example, just don't cross by any police facilities because you won't have a chance in hell you dummies!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/07/2008 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone with 5 years on knows what this is about , numbers and revenue...we are not police we are tax collectors...they need numbers ,fugitive task force is going after dui offenders , no joke...

6/07/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's really stupid is that violators will be issued WARNING CITATIONS !
why go through all this trouble, expense and risk to UCO's just to say " i could have written you a ticket for that you know".
this whole department is FUBAR !

6/07/2008 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another STUPID, 35th st. Idea!

Who thinks this dumb shit up?

Man all of the cars first before sending the tact team to dumb stings!

This sounds more like money for the city because tickets are down!

6/07/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a great I.O.D. opportunity!

This is a great way to get the rest of the year off provided you can survive the idiots with no D.L.'s and no Insurance!

6/07/2008 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a cop but I ask you, people don't stop when they are being chased by the police in a squad car, do you think they are going to stop for one on foot? What are they going to ask you guys to do next, jump off a bridge? Whoever thought of this is a complete asshole.

6/07/2008 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's all these factions on the police department...African American Police...this that and the other police group, why don't you start a Chicago Police Litigation group. Any cop who is an attorney can join and start suing over everything. You get sued, why not sue the same City everyone else is getting rich from?

6/07/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an accident waiting to happen. Literally.

6/07/2008 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF! homicides up manpower down and we are worried about this? How were the "24" coppers trained LOL! Cut the bullshit guys hire meter maids to do this? Manpower at an all time low and now we have this to worry about! morale cannot sink lower but I guess it will! Where is J-fed?

6/07/2008 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, how about ticketing the crack head TMA's who chat on cellphones and try to direct pedestrians INTO traffic?

6/07/2008 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the department will pay for the razors, for my legs and arse, I want to volunteer for this "street walking" assignment.

I guess the Joker truly knew what "this town" needs.

6/07/2008 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a federal funded program. And the officers are at a time and one half rate (off duty).

6/07/2008 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isnt Ray H friends with ADS MT?If true dats all you need to know why things are getting soooo fucked up!

6/07/2008 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J.g.C. would make a great speed bump.

6/07/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this has got to be a joke... right?

6/07/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! makes mr really want to go on tac. Do we get to carry our m-4 while we are under cover jay walkers hahaha.

6/07/2008 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another daley olympic angle to screw the Pos.

6/07/2008 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They received some $$$ from the Feds to do this.

6/07/2008 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those two idiots from 022 were doing the same thing as the f-ups from sos were doing...ATTENTION young officers
stay away from any of those plain clothes details. do you notice a pattern?

6/07/2008 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Killing and Shooting, Robbing and Staling, gang-Banging and dope Slinging, running amuck, and the CPD is paying officers to do this pedestrian undercover stuff, also forget about the thousands of J-Walkers a day, ticketing them might have political repercussions. MEET THE NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS! PENCIL PUSHIN BEAN-COUNTER LIBERAL DEMOCRATS IN ACTION......

6/07/2008 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's really stupid is that violators will be issued WARNING CITATIONS !
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We have warning citations? I've never seen them. Or is somebody going to get the contract to print them up?

6/07/2008 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gotta love that the inside folks thought of this shit. kinda like the fto test that was designed for the acadamy personal to pass, nothing thats related to the street. a total waste of time.

6/07/2008 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did this training about 1 year ago, at that time we were giving the drivers a paper that had info on the numbers of people hit by vehicles over a year. It also stated that the city will issue tickets in the near future. The guys that gave the training were two older guys out of florida where this has worked in gray hair locations not a big city with all the other things going on. I did the training and this is a even better way to make money then the seat belt missions!! Public safty what a joke. ANOV for jay walking would be just as good.

6/07/2008 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a situation where the City and FOP should have allowed TMA people to do the decoy work. Why put a highly paid copper in harm's way? better a part time TMA who won't cost the City so much if/when they get smacked down.

6/07/2008 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing is certain, whenever I think I have seen really dumb moves by the bosses, they come up with an even dumber move.

This even beats the sight of a Commander of Traffic ordering a fleet of tow trucks to the old traffic court on LaSalle and ordering them to tow all police cars in sight, marked an unmarked, CPD and ISP and CC Sheriff. That was a good one.

Remember the Loop Flood? When some City big wigs ordered mattresses thrown into the whirlpool of a leak because one of them saw a WWII movie about a ship that was sinking and the actors stuffed mattresses in the hole. True story.

Some genius police bosses even called the CPD Marine Unit and wanted the CO to send a police diver down into the whirlpool of water flooding downtown.

The Marine Unit CO patiently explained the toilet flushing theory to the bosses and said he wasn't going to flush police officers down a similar but much larger scale vortex of water.

This circus gets better all the time.

I remember a man out in the lake trying to commit suicide by hypothermia. He waded out into the freezing water nude. The Sgt ordered the man via bullhorn to get back to shore, right now she said.

Then the Fire Dept. helicopter almost killed the guy by dropping a raft on top of him. Then a CFD diver just swam out there, grabbed the guy and wrestled him back to shore. No muss, no fuss, he just risked his life to save a moron in freezing cold and went back to the fire house without a peep.

Better than Ringling Brothers.

6/07/2008 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont give a flyin phuck if its time and half, Ill go get a 3rd part time job for the money. DONT DO IT!!! YOU WILL REGRET IT. If its federal money let the feds do it. RIGHT JODY

6/07/2008 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell came up with this stupid ass idea??? Oh they must be getting money from the "G" so why no jeopardize an officers life for the $... stupid stupid stupid.

6/07/2008 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear this will be the new fitness test. If you survive a period in the crosswalks you pass.

6/07/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the location was made public by the CPD brain trust, some poor mope will get shot by some 'banger thinking he's the po-po.

6/07/2008 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LET'S USE ALDERMEN AS BAIT. IF I RAN OVER ONE I'D BACK UP TO GET HIM AGAIN. THEN I'D SPIN MY TIRES ON HIS GREASY ASS. AND DRIVE OFF LAUGHING INSANELY

6/07/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like something the mayor dream would dream up... so don't look to far from him in the merit spots

6/07/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have ya seen pedestrians crossing at State and Randolph or Washington or Madison? How about Michigan and Adams/Madison Randolph? Anywhere on Wabash in the Loop?

Does a charge for J-Walking exist? How about getting some of those guys on the segways to start writing tickets?

6/07/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ranks right up there with the Senator Craig bathroom stall detail.

6/07/2008 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about the other traffic laws? such as red lights,stop signs & speeding? if you can't enforce these laws why bother on this bullshit! how many units in traffic? maybe 5? PLEASE!

6/07/2008 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok go put down the bottle, and meth pipe, start back on the meds and rethink this order.

6/07/2008 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jobs pending with back-logs in both 7 and 8......

6/07/2008 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE IS NO REAL CRIME IN THIS CITY ONLY REVENUE AND PROTECTING THE VOTE.

6/07/2008 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Ray Hamilton has been bounced more times than a Ghetto Check. Real asshat who is just out for himself. He thinks he knows stuff but has No common sense. Why doesnt he hit the streets and put himself in front of a car??? And they call this police work-what a joke!

6/07/2008 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not have a roadside safety check in 10th Dist.Findout how many illegals just dont have a DL and shouldnt be here anyway. Oh No they are hands off too many dem votes for Barack OBama

6/07/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not that i agree with this idea by ANY means...but its called a sting right? then why the hell were the locations and dates published in the paper? im sure some people in this city actually read the paper and now know the locations. oh btw we're doing a reverse drug sting tomorrow at keeler and wilcox so buy your dope somewhere else. ah well, ill keep writing paper on the ones that get shot.

6/07/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign me up!

6/07/2008 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you'll get to say; "I'm walkin here" I'm walkin here". Classic line.

6/08/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
LET'S USE ALDERMEN AS BAIT. IF I RAN OVER ONE I'D BACK UP TO GET HIM AGAIN. THEN I'D SPIN MY TIRES ON HIS GREASY ASS. AND DRIVE OFF LAUGHING INSANELY
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
HEY, IF YOU HAPPEN TO START WITH MR."500 MIL. AND WHATEVER IT WILL TAKE TO GET THE O.GAMES HERE WE WILL DO IT" ED.B THERES A BEST BUY GIFT CARD IN IT FOR YOU,IM SURE EVERYONE WILL CONTRIBUTE!! IT WILL BE LIKE PLAYING FROGGER OR G.T.A.

6/08/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Marine Unit CO patiently explained the toilet flushing theory to the bosses and said he wasn't going to flush police officers down a similar but much larger scale vortex of water.

I don't find much funny at times, but this post was hysterical!

6/08/2008 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a situation where the City and FOP should have allowed TMA people to do the decoy work. Why put a highly paid copper in harm's way? better a part time TMA who won't cost the City so much if/when they get smacked down.

6/07/2008 07:53:00 PM

Death Race 2008...exterminate blu shirts...no pension funds to pay out.

6/08/2008 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barack Obama Bin-Laden says---

"Do a roadside safety check in 010..catch the illegals...can't...too many votes for Barack Obama..."

This is why my jihad will be successful. The definition of jihad is "struggle within". That means we conquer a nation by using its own weaknesses against them.

Weak minded people are the most easily affected. Good examples of weak minded people:

1. My followers.
2. People who thing that illegal aliens vote.

Praise be to Allah.

6/08/2008 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says...

Senator Craig bathroom detail?

Where do I sign up?

Now, kees me you fool!!!

6/08/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
gotta love that the inside folks thought of this shit. kinda like the fto test that was designed for the acadamy personal to pass, nothing thats related to the street. a total waste of time.

6/07/2008 07:04:00 PM

Unfortunately, that plan failed along with several academy staff who took the test.

6/08/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What's really stupid is that violators will be issued WARNING CITATIONS !
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We have warning citations? I've never seen them. Or is somebody going to get the contract to print them up?

6/07/2008 06:38:00 PM

Monique the mouth is currently drafting a order on warning tickets. Along with the order on muzzle movement and automatic weapons, physical fitness standards and other nonexistent policies. What a complete joke.

6/08/2008 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you'll get to say; "I'm walkin here" I'm walkin here". Classic line.

Midnight cowboy and Forrest Gump...NICE

6/08/2008 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not that i agree with this idea by ANY means...but its called a sting right? then why the hell were the locations and dates published in the paper? im sure some people in this city actually read the paper and now know the locations. oh btw we're doing a reverse drug sting tomorrow at keeler and wilcox so buy your dope somewhere else. ah well, ill keep writing paper on the ones that get shot.

6/07/2008 11:28:00 PM

It's the law. You have to publish it.

6/08/2008 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh mother nature's thinning of herd .........

6/08/2008 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Original House Mouse said...

You guys just don't understand. This is another of the many fine ideas emulating from the newly formed Superintendent's Policy Group. Little Mike, Little Ray, and all the kids in the 5th Floor playpen are working feverously to bring all kinds of new and fun adventures for us to embark on. Stay tuned.

Little Mike - AKA Michael Masters the newly appointed Chief of Staff. All of 30 years of age without one day of Police experience. Stool pigeon sent by the Stuttering Prick to spy on his 310 grand a year other spy.

Little Ray - AKA Sgt. Raymond Hamilton. Been dumped so many times for being a total stroke he now wears an inner tube on his ass to soften the fall. Loves himself beyond belief. Has an extremely high opinion of himself – one shared by precious few who ever worked with him. Good friend and buddy of Little Mike.

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So you know it was Phil Cline's administration who started this stupid initiative. Blame him not J-Fed and as far as Ray, he's a solid dude and I did work for him. He always put his men first. So fuck off about Ray. He's done more police work in one period then you have in your whole career.

6/08/2008 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD has turned into Buffalo Grove PD.Sausages.

6/08/2008 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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So you know it was Phil Cline's administration who started this stupid initiative. Blame him not J-Fed and as far as Ray, he's a solid dude and I did work for him. He always put his men first. So fuck off about Ray. He's done more police work in one period then you have in your whole career.

6/08/2008 02:58:00 PM

I also know Ray H. and he always took care of officers who worked for him. At the academy, he was a leader for his officers and recruits. It was a loss when he left. Ray would never hurt another officer, not like many other sgts on the street.

6/08/2008 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not that i agree with this idea by ANY means...but its called a sting right? then why the hell were the locations and dates published in the paper

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Because legally they have to publish/announce the location since it's undercover.

The same thing happened in FL w/the undercover traffic unit. Ofc Jockers was dressed as a city worker and pointed a radar gun at traffic, w/ a city pickup parked right by him. It had to be announced on the radio, paper or whatever plus he held a sign that said he was a cop and had you on radar.

6/08/2008 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Signed: RAY

6/08/2008 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why not have a roadside safety check in 10th"

Like a DUI checkpoint??

Man. are you insensitive!!!!! How are the poor hard working undocumented workers/undocumented drivers supposed to make it home with their open bottles of cerveza??

6/08/2008 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The Original House Mouse said...
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Just cause you use that nickname shows what a piece of non police shit you are. The reason why we have this policy group and outsiders in our dept is because our own sold us out for a piece of ass and promoted these useless fucks that were never the police. I would rather have JFed and Mike Masters wearing our uniform then some other useless clout heavy blowjobs. Mike Masters a Harvard Graduate and a US Marine with vision for a modern police dept. Ray Hamiliton who I worked for and one of the best Sgt's on the job who never screwed over his men and on top of it always supports his men and told Commanders what they were doing was wrong. JFed has done more for us then any FAT ASS FAT CLINE ever did. Why should narcotics be off on SAT and SUN. I applaud J-Fed. Thank God the days of clout are over. I support this new administration.

6/09/2008 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was 11 years old I stepped in front of a speeding car on a side street. I paid dearly for this dumb mistake.

Why are the college educated bosses so stupid as they collectively make a dumb decesion that an 11 year old made

Well at least I got smarter without a college education, some people will never smarten up.

Great planning you FUCKING IDIOTS...

6/09/2008 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the law. You have to publish it.

6/08/2008 10:28:00 AM

Your stupid. Go back to reading the Final Call asshole.

6/09/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To The Original House Mouse,

Your an ASS CLOWN for having that name. You should be ashamed of that name not hold it as a badge of honor.
Don't talk about Ray Hamilton. You know nothing about him. Anyone with that name was never the real police, is out of shape and a desk bitch. Talk shit about Ray, he forgot more about police work then you will never know.

6/09/2008 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I applaud J-Fed. Thank God the days of clout are over. I support this new administration." - 6/9 at 1:08 AM

Unless you are a troll or just another garden variety suckhole, you certainly are delusional.

I also believe you have very low self-esteem, diminished expectations and critical problems with premature ejaculation.

When you get that inexorable tingling sensation of a imminent orgasm, STOP and wait at least five minutes. Begin again and stop again as the crisis nears. Continue this for at least an hour. Practice at least 3-5 times daily for one year or until you've mastured it, whichever occurs first.

If all else fails, consult a reliable urologist. He will probably appoint a sexual surrogate to give you a hand.

6/10/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I REALLY DONT THINK THE CITY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT J WALKERS/ PEOPLE SAFETY! REVENUE, NOW THATS A DIFERENT STORY!
ANYWAY TO STEAL THE MONEY OUT OF JOE TAXPAYER!

6/10/2008 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY CAN I VOLUNTEER A FEW COPPERS TO STAND IN FRONT OF MOVING CARS? I'LL JUST FORGET TO TELL THEM THE MOVING OUT OF THE WAY PART...

6/11/2008 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What next for CPD...CALEA??

6/11/2008 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you are a troll or just another garden variety suckhole, you certainly are delusional.

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If your mother is willing to help out no problem. Listen asshole you have no clue because your the blowjob. Phil Cline did nothing. Go blow Phil and his lackies.

6/13/2008 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:33 AM

Martin, Rodriguez, Hillard, Cline and Weis were/are all assholes, some worse than others.

6/13/2008 05:36:00 PM  

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