Equipment Missing
- Police in the Chicago suburb of Buffalo Grove are asking for the public's help in returning a $150 pair of special goggles that are used to simulate the effects of intoxication.
Officers say the goggles disappeared this week from a table at a National Night Out event at a local park.
Officer Hector De La Paz says police believe the goggles were taken by accident.
We've heard rumors that the "beer goggles" have been spotted in the following areas:
- Halsted and Jackson
- 103rd and Western
- Harlem and Higgens
- 35th and Michigan (rose colored version only)
Numerous ugly persons of both genders were reported to be very happy at these developments.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 1:31 AM
38 Comments:
I knew something was wrong when I woke! She was nasty ugly! But so hot when I picked her up last night! Where in the heck do I return these glasses and get back my glasses! Or I might just keep these glasses and keep them on. Its so much easier picking up the ugly chicks!
www.shavedlongcock.blogspot.com
taken by accident yeah right
even noopy looks good with them on
I have a pair of Arabian goggles they can borrow, but its going to take a Baloney handshake to get them!
Come on scc at least spell higgins right.... your slipping!!!!!!!!! Now we have narrowed you down to the south side!!!!!!!!!! Besides that establishment's ownership really hates police. If you go there your a fool.
Probably stolen by the residents of the city of Chicago.
BGPD are some of the biggest traffic sausages.They write coppers too.Sorry guys up there but you are not the police.
Ooooh, they were totally wearing them at 26th & Kedzie!
Mucho Cerveza Fria!!
I BELIEVE AUNT BEA HAS A PAIR OF CONTACT LENSES THAT DO THE SAME THING?
SHE BLINKS SO HARD SHE THINKS CRIME IS GOING DOWN!!!
Someone tell OF. Hectamos(of the Peace) that I got'em.I got a part time job teaching to folks to drive while "loaded".........
RETIRED DEPUTY FRANK RANDKE TOOK THEM, WATCH OUT FRANK WHEN YOUR DRIVING IN 016 I AM WAITING.
you forgot rush and division..
BGPD are some of the biggest traffic sausages.They write coppers too.Sorry guys up there but you are not the police.
8/11/2008 07:45:00 AM
Well put they are a bunch of grade a hand jobs. Living for traffic like a tact officer lives for the gun/drug pinch. NO RESPECT bgpd NO RESPECT.
Come on scc at least spell higgins right.... your slipping!!!!!!!!! Now we have narrowed you down to the south side!!!!!!!!!! Besides that establishment's ownership really hates police. If you go there your a fool.
8/11/2008 05:22:00 AM
Nah, it was either an intentional typo ( to throw geniuses like you off his track ) or a drunken mistake. How many southsiders know anything about Harlem and Higgns?
You know this is just a mean spirited and nasty post.
I am NOT ugly. I am aesthetically challenged. I also don't drink at any of those locations you mentioned.
You are such a purveyor of cop stereotypes.
I do my drinking at Jefferson and Kinzie. Particularly after celebrating any merit promotions or meritcloutorious assignments.
Why I received a commendation last Friday for my outstanding work at the gun buy back. I personally collected 22 pellet rifles, 16 paint ball guns, 1 "Uzi" water rifle, and a slingshot made out of used prophylactics left over from the Blues Brothers movie.
Don't ask me how we celebrated. The "investigation" is ongoing.
Im hearing nasty rumors that a M/2 who wears a blue shirt is wearing them in 016, and is rubbing bellies with MM.
Talk about taking one for the team!!
This rumor hasnt been verified thru Rumor Central, SCC is the next best thing.
Seiser says;
"I love my new goggles"
It makes Aunt Bea look like Paris!
I heard a blind man would steer clear of Teasers regular HJ from 019.
FUCK BUFFALO GROVE- ASK THEM ABOUT THE BS ARREST OF CPD THERE IN 2003. NO NAMES, THE GUY WENT TO CALL BACK FOR 2 YEARS AND IS OK. BUFFALO GROVE PD PROTECTS FELONS WHO BEEF AGAINST THE POLICE.
LETS BE REAL, SOME CPD MEMBERS ARE IDIOTS AND GET WHAT THEY DESERVE, BUT; THIS GUY WAS SANDBAGGED BY A BS BEEF INVOLVING EX-FELONS. EVEN THE ASA DID'NT WANT THE CASE AGAINST THE PO.., BUFFALO GROVE POLICE DEPARTMENT DID AND PURSUED IT. THERE DICKS ARRESTED THE CPD FOR A DISORDERLY AND THE CASE WAS LIKE 20 PAGES THICK.
CPD WENT THERE AND TURNED HIMSELF IN SINCE HE DID'NT THINK THE BEEF WAS TOO LEGIT, THEY CUFFED HIM AND PUT HIM IN LOCK UP. WE SOMETIMES GET BEEFS LIKE THIS IN CHICAGO AND I NEVER HEARD OF A PO GETTING LOCKED UP FOR IT.
NO ITS NOT A DUI.......PO HAD STICKERS ON HIS VEHICLE AND HAD WORDS WITH SOME FELONS AT A CARWASH. GEE SURPRISE, FELONS SAY HE PULLED HIS GUN. BS, THEY FIGURED HE WAS A COP AND TOOK DOWN HIS PLATES. BUFFALO GROVE GOT HIS NAME AND FIGURED WHERE HIS WAS FROM.
BE CAREFULL IF YOUR VISITING THERE AND NO RESPECT FOR THEM OR THERE FAMILIES IN CHICAGO. THEY WILL FUCK YOU AND TODAY J-FED WILL TAKE YOUR JOB TOO.
Come on scc at least spell higgins right.... your slipping!!!!!!!!! Now we have narrowed you down to the south side!!!!!!!!!! Besides that establishment's ownership really hates police. If you go there your a fool.
Wrong, they come from a police family and love the police.
Detective ShavedLongcock - ROFLMFAO!
08/11/2008: 7:45am. Guess what moron if you have a badge and you wear the uniform,you are the police. This is why a lot of people look down on us. We have too many individuals who shoot off their mouth saying they are the real police when they are the same individuals who when the shit hits the fan go on their imaginary street stop and only come in with an sub. I am sure there are some idiots in that department just like we have some but i am sure there are workers,like us who probably have done more police work then you ever have.I am sure you are the same individual who likes to bore the shit out of everybody with their great one bag pcs chase. If you have to say who is the real police,you are not the real police so shut the fuck up and grow up.
I have a pair of Arabian goggles they can borrow, but its going to take a Baloney handshake to get them!
8/11/2008 02:28:00 AM
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How about an angry pirate?
ARRRRRRRRRRRR
Misspelling Higgins? SCC is not a north sider..
Harry Caray has em.
Travis in 16 is trying them out on Milwaukee Ave!
I don't need those specs. After a few hours, my beer goggles work just fine.
Holy National Crises Batman!!!
Well at least for next year those poor community policing officers would have to worry about making any overtime.
All those CAPS programs. Are they really worth all that overtime anyway?
The homicide rate climbed to 13% since the Superintendent took control of the "out of control" department with placement of his ring masters.
After J-Fed's first city council hearing the homicide rate increased 5% and is at 18% now.
It can be predicted that by year end the rate will be at or above 25% based on the weather, moon and Lake Michigan tides.
Great job bosses! Proud to be at your service...
Anonymous said...
08/11/2008: 7:45am. Guess what moron if you have a badge and you wear the uniform,you are the police.
Wrong failed model approach metermaid.A badge does not a cop make.let me guess you are one of those handjobs that thinks he is the shit cause you went to some BS NEMERT classes,please.
Undercover work does not involve posing as a construction worker during rush hour with a lidar gun.
Can someone tell me what the angry pirate is? I'm familiar with the roman helmet...is it the same thing? Please advise!!!!!
Mr. SouthSide says---
I know all about Har-Hig Liquors--does that count?
i confess!!!!!!!! i've had the beer goggles FOR YEARS!!!!
Times must be hard for a certain Lt. Scotchbreath
Detective ShavedLongcock said...
I knew something was wrong when I woke! She was nasty ugly! But so hot when I picked her up last night! Where in the heck do I return these glasses and get back my glasses! Or I might just keep these glasses and keep them on. Its so much easier picking up the ugly chicks!
Nothing's sexier than a sure thing.
Typical of these cushman crusaders.All traffic and no street smarts.No wonder somebody boosted them,they were too busy with the smoke and mirror show to notice any crime going on.
Suit up like garbage men boys and zap some old jewish ladies for no seatbelt.
At 2 I went home with a 10. At 10 I woke up with a 2.
08/11/2008 10:45pm. No i am a cop and the point i am making is we should not be going into pissing contests with a whole department because of a few individuals in a department. The general public hates us all equally no matter what badge we wear and we all need to be united whether we are cpd,county,state or whatever suburb because this profession is a brotherhood.I am sure with some of the stupid shit we have done in the suburbs they can state how we are all bad but it still does not change the fact that we all have to take care of eachother no matter what badge we wear because no one else will.
Anonymous said...
08/11/2008 10:45pm. No i am a cop and the point i am making is we should not be going into pissing contests with a whole department because of a few individuals in a department. The general public hates us all equally no matter what badge we wear and we all need to be united whether we are cpd,county,state or whatever suburb because this profession is a brotherhood.I am sure with some of the stupid shit we have done in the suburbs they can state how we are all bad but it still does not change the fact that we all have to take care of eachother no matter what badge we wear because no one else will.
8/12/2008 10:28:00 AM
What brotherhood??Tell that to Mike Mette.
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